Woody Allen
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top atheist quotes (total: 13)
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If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse |
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Existence for eternity could get a little boring.. especially towards the end. |
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God is either cruel or incompetent. |
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The worst thing I can think to say about God is that he's an underachiever. |
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After all, there are worse things in life than death. If you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you know what I'm talking about. |
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Eternal nothingness is OK if you happen to be dressed for it. |
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I'm not afraid of death... I just don't want to be there when it happens. |
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"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever." |
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"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying." |
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Sex and death; two things that only come once in my life, but at least after death I'm not nauseous. |
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"Not only is God dead, but just try to find a plumber on weekends." |
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"Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends." - "My Philosophy," the New Yorker, December 27, 1969 (as quoted in 2000 Years of Disbelief by James A. Haught) |
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"I do occasionally envy the person who is religious naturally, without being brainwashed into it or suckered into it by all the organized hustles." |
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6:26am
comment on atheist quote:
If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse
I love this one!
1:35am
comment on atheist quote:
If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse