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The unicorn is mentioned nine times in the bible, theists try to get around this by saying, when the bible was translated from Hebrew to English it was translated wrong. Out of 783,137 words in the bible, unicorn was the only one that was translated wrong. Of course it was.		43
What the world needs now is a saviour to save planet Earth and gods need not apply.		41
All Roman Catholic clerics of all stripes are nazis in dresses wearing crosses.		41
Religious clerics wear silly religious hats to give them height, to dominate and intimidate that's why pulpits are so high, and it really works... I'm positive I will stop laughing soon.		39
For a long time, I thought I wanted to be a nun. Then I realized that what I really wanted to be was a lesbian. Mabel Maney.		39
There have been 266 dictators and all of whom have been given the title pope.		39
Behind every dictator, there is always a religion lurking close by. Sticking their crosses where they don't belong.		38
With the COVID 19 virus spreading around the world, God is conspicuous ( yet again ) by its absence, it's as if it doesn't exist.		38
There are two types of people in the world: those that know god to be a myth and those who are wrong.		37
Baby jesus could never be born again in the Vatican. Because they wouldn't be able to find three wise men or a virgin.		37
There's the Midas touch where everything it touches turns to gold, and there's the religious touch where everything it touches turns to shit.		37
Has anyone noticed the uncanny similarities between religion and the square wheel? They are both fucking useless.		37
Christ, the man-made myth was tortured, crucified, and put to death, and on the day that it occurred the christians call it "GOOD".		36
Unfortunately l have had to rewrite the above 4 quotes. Just a glitch l hope.		36
" l have no time to waste on this planet being told what to do by those who think that god has given them instructions." Christopher Hitchens		35
If a god existed the onus would not be placed on criminal organizations (religions) to let us know.		33
Religion sucks the life out of people trying to have a life, it's the bane of humanity.		32
There's the Roman Catholic Church, all the evidence that proves without a shadow of a doubt that no god has ever existed.		32
It can be revealed what christ said before his ascension into heaven. He stood with his arms across his chest looked skywards and said beam me up, daddy.		31
Dope francis has a new dope mobile that has personalized registration plates that read "Holyshit."		31
The Roman Catholic Criminal Church the clerics of which l would call evil but that's too nice a word for those Bastards.		31
"No one can sit at the bed of a dying child and still believe in a god." Lord Byron		31
Religious praying doesn't work and miracles don't happen. What all religions do excel at though are deception and organized crime.		31
Religions detest Atheists because Atheists tell the truth. Religious miracles (lies) have been debunked that many times that theists should live in a permanent state of embarrassment.		30
Notice on church door. "Due to the lack of interest this church will be permanently closed". Now that is a good sign.		30
Jesus saves and soon he will have saved enough to pay the bill for the last supper, including the tip.		30
"Damn! I completely forgot TRash Wednesday!" and I so wanted to say something nice to the crazy christians on their special day.		30
Rape in the bible is not a sex crime against a woman, but a property crime against a man. Now tell me again, how you get your morality from the bible. A.A.I		30
"Grown adults refusing to take medicines in favor of prayer is my favorite form of natural selection." Ricky Gervais		30
The pope went to the continent most ravaged by AIDS and told them they couldn't use condoms. So don't tell me religion doesn't do any actual harm. Bill Maher		30
Science books should have the following warning. The contents of this book contain knowledge and are therefore unsuitable for the religious.		30
The catholic Republic of America where one day it will be illegal not to carry a gun and the bible.		29
There is no hatred quite like christian love. Stephen Harvie.		29
Two nuns were walking around the nunnery and one said to the other, oh Christmas falls on a Friday this year. The other nun replied I hope it's not the thirteenth.		29
Scientists have invented vaccines that protect us against covid 19 which's saving millions of lives. It would be wonderful if they could invent a vaccine that protects us from religions and thereby saving millions of lives.		29
Theology and scatology both have their roots deeply imbedded in shit.		28
Religious scientists( bless them )have discovered what christ did when he was overwhelmed by his followers. They said he would go for long walks on the sea of galilee.		28
Men who join the priestcraft train for five years in priestcraft college after which they leave having learned nothing.		28
Catholic priests talk a lot but say very little, and the little they do say is bullshit. They should practice a vow of silence instead of celibacy. Obviously celibacy doesn't work. Hey, preachers, leave them kids alone.		28
Man invented a god to pray to so that he could get forgiveness for the atrocities he has committed against humankind.		28
Atheists don't believe in your imaginary god, they also don't believe in satan, the imaginary enemy of your imaginary god. Do you know who believes in satan? christians and muslims.		26
A catholic church was destroyed by fire after a lightning strike. The archdiocese claimed on their insurance, the insurance company refused to payout on the policy as it was deemed to have been an act of god. Oh, the irony.		26
If kids got raped by clowns as often as kids get raped by preachers, it would be against the law to take children to the circus. Dan Savage.		26
Religious leaders have to get rid of the absurd belief that they are superior to other people.		26
"Religion is what happens when men want something they're not entitled to". A.A.I		26
It's a fact the Roman Catholic Church is a caring, compassionate, and loving church but only towards criminal priests, monks, and brutal bitches, aka nuns.		26
Catholics believe that they are blessed but in actual fact, they have been cursed, cursed to a life of servitude, and to make matters worse they have to pay the Catholic Church for the privilege of being cursed.		26
The Roman Catholic Church condemned other religions for having slaves whilst they themselves had slaves. The Church of England (Anglican Church) had slaves and made a fortune, individual bishops had their own slaves that made them wealthy. The British monarchy (head of the c of e) had three companies involved in the slave trade. The one thing that connects all of them is their holy book the bible. Because slavery is condoned in the bible. LEST WE FORGET.		26
The day will come when all of humanity will realize that religion is synonymous with evil.		26
Happy Yuletide everyone.		25

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Agreed. I would personally never wear a dress (just not my style), but I am perfectly fine with people (men or women) wearing dresses. It's none of my business what they do.

Acid Krtiana

25/06/20
5:53pm

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Priests and monks in long dresses, hate men in long dresses. What hypocrisy .

LOL

Acid Krtiana

25/06/20
5:51pm

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It's just beyond the realms of stupidity one of those crazy catholic priests has said, "celibacy is a gift". I bet if his cock could talk it would tell a different story.

Great advice osirisnut!

EA Miller

17/06/17
3:30pm

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If there are any of the inflicted (religious) reading this here is some advice just for you. Get off your knees, unclasp your hands throw away the beads the book and get a fucking life before it's too late.

Great point and I really got a chuckle out of your comment!

EA Miller

17/06/17
3:23pm

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Muslim women, who wear the hijab can they have pigtails in their hair?

Agnostics enjoy the benefit of the doubt

Enoch Author

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08/06/17
10:53am

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For too long religion has enjoyed the benefit of the doubt, taking all the benefit and allowing none of the doubt. Pat Condell.

Celibacy is a gift.....ungiven

Enoch Author

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02/05/17
7:42pm

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It's just beyond the realms of stupidity one of those crazy catholic priests has said, "celibacy is a gift". I bet if his cock could talk it would tell a different story.

Implicit in your question/observation is a deeper philosophicla question which is whether or not a blessing is resistant to the digestive processes. Something tells me this is an issue for the forum.

Enoch Author

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16/01/16
2:53pm

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Catholic priests always bless their food before they eat it, so does that then mean that the bowel movement they make the next day is Holy crap or Holy shit?. If that is the case then do they pray to it? if they do it's probably the only Holy thing that they will ever see that they pray to. Considering they pray to a lot of alleged Holy things that they never see.

The most holy cannibalism you can perform is to eat the flesh and blood of sagacity, and by sharing it with other wisdom thirsty cannibals â€• Michael Bassey Johnson

Enoch Author

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01/11/15
9:47pm

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"JESUS CHRIST- Who, as it turns out, was born of a virgin, cheated death, and rose boldly into the heavens - can now be eaten in the form of a CRACKER." Sam Harris.

Jesus obviously does not answer many questions from you or me. Which is why apologetics is always such a questionable enterprise. â€• Robert Farrar Capon

Enoch Author

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26/09/15
1:08pm

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Popes never say anything meaningful but when they do it's usually in the form of an apology.

But mention a boy in any style of dress...

Enoch Author

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06/09/15
12:23pm

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Priests and monks in long dresses, hate men in long dresses. What hypocrisy .

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