top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| Unknown |
God is omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent. and yet an angel could uprize against him... which he then let loose on humans to tempt them and torture them. |
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| NoGods4Me |
Believers like to characterize Atheists as abandoning morality, but our strongest objections to religion are on moral grounds. |
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Benjamin Franklin |
Lighthouses are more helpful then churches |
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| Isaac Asimov |
Creationists make it sound like a ‘theory’ is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night |
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| Random youtuber |
Science flies us to the Moon; religion flies us into buildings. |
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| Canadian |
I'm very disapointed that the Canadian anthem mentions god in it, but when I look south of the border, it don't seem so bad up here after all. |
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| Unknown |
Evolution is just a theory? Well so is gravity but I don't see you jumping out of any windows. |
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| Arthur C Clarke |
Perhaps our role on this planet is not to worship God - but to create Him. |
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| Mentz |
I cannot take the idea of any deity seriously, but to believe in one with a preoccupation with foreskins and sadistic torture is just way less than what I find worth even considering... |
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| thereisawayjose |
Is inconceivable ( to me ) that god would give us such a magnificent mind and command us not to use it ... as in ... "Genesis 2:17 but you must not eat from the tree of knowledge." |
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| osirisnut |
There are monasteries and nunneries in practically every country in the world that are filled with men and woman whose sole purpose in life is dedicated to mind numbing praying everyday of the year, to a god that probably does not exist. What a sad waste of life. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Foreskins must've been some sort of design error made by God. But it took about a million years or more of men walking upon the Earth before it was realised and an upgrade organised by Judaism came into force. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
The highway to hell is paved with rosary beads.
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| Unknown |
I used to be Christian. But in fourth grade, I started reading about mythology. So I thought, "Zeus, Hades, Hephaestus, Aphrodite... how is it proven they don't exist and God does? They are all super powerful magic beings... what makes Greek Mythology fantasy and the Bible information?" Therefore, I am an atheist. |
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| June VanDerMark |
Theologians are comparable to hot-air balloons. If they ran out of hot air, they would be flat on the ground with the rest of the animals. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
To any theist who has recently passed away I'd just like to say: "I told you so."
They obviously won't get this message but at least the thought is there.
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| The Guy Who Invented Religion by Cat |
He said:
I want a barrier
To divide Different people
Who stood side by side.
I want hypocrisy
And constant war.
Common sense
I want to ignore.
I want exploitation,
My voice to be heard
And to spread disease
Throughout the World.
I want riches,
"It's god's word," i'll cry.
While millions of people Fall down. And die. |
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| Jørgen Hammer Skogan |
Few men would willingly fight for one man's glory, but many would in the name of God.
- About Holy Wars |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Those who condemn Science are the ones who want to remain ignorant of it.
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| GL |
Christian reasoning: If the evidence contradicts the claim, the evidence is wrong and needs to be thrown out of the window |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Beware of any god that can only exist outside of reality or inside someone’s thoughts.
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| Alexander Leslie Bradbury |
a christian prays to god for a cure of cancer while a atheist works towards the cure of it,which one do you think is going to find the cure first some one who puts there hands together or someone who works towards the cure? |
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| Robert Green Ingersoll |
Our civilization is not Christian. It does not come from the skies. It is not a result of "inspiration." It is the child of invention, of discovery, of applied knowledge -- that is to say, of science. When man becomes great and grand enough to admit that all have equal rights; when thought is untrammeled; when worship shall consist in doing useful things; when religion means the discharge of obligations to our fellow-men, then, and not until then, will the world be civilized. |
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| non believer |
according to that book called the bible first of all there was adam and eve and they had two boys caine and abel. caine murders abel,so where did caine's wife come from? |
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| Marvins Botchway |
I am doing good Not because of God, but because of mankind. |
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Steve Fradkin |
Protestants fighting Catholics, Muslims fighting Jews, …. pick your "." vs "." I will guarantee you you will NOT find "atheist vs …. " anywhere. …. get over yourselves people. Do it now, before you destroy it all ….
me |
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Steve Fradkin |
"If you found the bible in a used book store, you'd jump right on that idea, wouldn't you… 'Oh, this sounds completely logical, yes, the cave, and the ark, … Hey, Donnie! I think I found the meaning of life here…' … no, you'd chuck it in the waste basket. You would. If it gets you through your day, … but I don't think you believe it in the first place …. through this tragedy, 'Ohhhh, it was terrible, it was tragic, … but he's in a better place now. He's with Jesus ….' THEN WHY ARE YOU CRYING? If he's in this utopia, why are you crying? If you believe that death leads to eternal bliss, then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
… if you're going to tax all the vices, then tax Jesus as well, because the Catholic Church has a lot more money than any Columbian cartel, and they leave a lot more bodies in their wake …."
Doug Stanhope from "Die Laughing" |
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| singer |
my friend once asked me whether i hated god,ithought for a while and answered"how can i hate someone who really never exists?" |
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| Carl |
Prayer is blasphemous, for it is the act of asking God to change his Great Plan on your behalf. |
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| Lady Rose |
Recently, I've taken to reading the Bible. For me, it does the opposite of its intention: it reinforces my atheism. |
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| God |
Thou shalt use thy religion to promote thy political career |
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| Tavieous A. Branch |
I left behind religion because I was tired of being a day late and a dollar short. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Ever notice that the only time religion changes is when science exposes another one of its lies? |
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| fk god |
Interesting that Judaism,Islam,and Christianity are Semitic in origin.All based on the same lie.All are anti human...Forgive me Lord for being what you created me to be. |
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| Free Mind |
In modern times there is no place for state-sponsered religion in any country, it must be abolished completly. |
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| Haasbek |
It is not hardness of heart or evil passions that drive people to atheism but rather an intellectual honesty that cannot be suppressed... |
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| ross burns |
If God has a plan for all of us then he planned for me to be an Athiest and if that is true then he plans to punnish me (in hell) for his own plan...... Just??
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| JLAP |
It's amazing how the religious people think they have all the answers when the only one given by their church is "Stop asking and start praying"? |
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| Baron von Knifty |
I can understand why religion rejects carbon dating when most of the thinking in the church has become fossilized. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
When flockers say the Crusades don’t count because they were a long time ago, tell them Jesus doesn’t count because he was a long time before the Crusades. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Anyone who believes that gods MAY exist has to be either less than ten years old or have a screw loose.
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| NoGods4Me |
I was born to Catholic parents. They tried to brainwash me into believing their religion by sending me to a Catholic school. But the power of my inner science geek was able to shield me from their vain attempt at indoctrination. |
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| NoGods4Me |
The ability to freely exercise one’s religious rights is clearly enshrined in our Constitution. But the ability to proselytize and compel others to be a part of religious worship and faith is not.
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| Stuart Bowler |
God is one massive april fools joke that got a bit out of hand. |
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| Chris Theisen |
If I had the choice of speaking to a preacher or to a schizophrenic about religion, I would choose the schizophrenic....at least they have an excuse for their delusional beliefs. |
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| j cornelious |
faith is no substitute for thought |
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| Brian Pennycook |
Don't tell me about god until you have lunch with him.
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
We pass on our genes and the impressions we have made we leave behind. What more "life after death" does one require. |
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| andy ahana |
Teachers educate with the help of millions of books... Priests manipulate with the help of just one… |
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| Sam Harris |
George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd. |
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
Education is the genesis of understanding, but both fools and those of faith fear knowledge, ignore true, shun the wise and despise reason, for any one of these will shatter their cherished dreams and expose their grand delusions.
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
Claiming darkness is light,drinking blood, human sacrifice, cannibalism, mutilation of children, animal sacrifice, ritual torture... These are the people who wish to save us all from the sins of eating well, or admiring someone we find attractive.
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EA Miller |
Whenever I hear priests, pastors, imams, or rabbis speak, all I hear is narrow-minded ignorance spewing hatred toward those who don't follow their beliefs. |
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
It is to meet another rational mind which brings us joy, and we are cheerful, for this is our brother or sister; born of the same mother, nature herself. |
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
If a man seems religious, heed not his advice nor seek his consult, for he has deceived his own mind through faith and will readily attempt to deceive yours. His faith is as any other, goofy. |
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
As a possessor of knowledge, use it with acuity; for knowledge in the absence of reason is vile.
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
If you are willing and curious, the door of understanding will be open to you, but if you close your mind and shut your eyes, you will be consumed by ignorance; the mind cannot grow in darkness. |
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
Come now, let us reason together say the wise; though your questions be complex, they shall be reasons for study; though the answers may be unknown today, they shall be known in time. |
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
Reason alone has delivered us from the ages of darkness, has transformed mankind with knowledge and enlightenment, and has given us a universe to explore. |
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
Men of faith, why stand mouths agape gazing into the sky? Jesus, who you believe was taken from you into heaven, was not real. You have been deceived, for like all other gods and sons of gods, your God is a myth. |
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