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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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God only converses with the mentally unstable.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Theists are just dragging their feet on the road of Evolution. Theism will - given time - fall by the wayside.
J.Shore Atheism relies on evidence. Theism relies on gullibility.
Brian Griffin God did not create man, man created God because of pimeval ignorance and irrationality regarding fear of death and salvation.
Christopher Hitchens Christopher Hitchens “How dismal it is to see present day Americans yearning for the very orthodoxy that their country was founded to escape.”
Unknown Teach a man religion and he will live his life happily. Teach a man atheism and he will live his life free.
Joseph Campbell Mythology is what we call someone else's religion.
Tony Ruiz Catholicism is the broom that sweeps child molestation and rape under the carpet.
The omnipotence paradox Can God, an omnipotent being, create a stone so large even he cannot lift it? If he can then this would prove that God is not "all powerful". If such a stone cannot be created by God then he was never "all powerful" to begin with. -One of many arguments against an omnipotent being, the stone argument, the omnipotence complex.-
Trevand If Jesus died to atone for our sins to appease God, and the Father and Jesus are one within the Holy Trinity, then God sacrificed himself to himself to appease himself.
vishal chandel you are a beloved son of God like others are but if you will say some thing against him. His other beloved childern will kill you because religion teaches them.
Unknown if "god" is good, then why is there so much suffering in the world?
Greg Lamp If we find another planet harvesting intelligent life, don't let the theists know about it. If you do, I gaurantee everything will go to shit.
Dendeb If horses had Gods, they would look like horses.
dave duchene i found this quote on godisimaginary.com for all who are interested i personally think its halarious

Have you ever thought about how bizarre the crucifixion story is? Imagine the all-powerful, all-knowing creator of the universe sitting on his magnificent throne in heaven. He looks down onto earth and says to himself:

Those evil humans down on earth. I hate what they are doing. All this sin...
Since I am all-knowing I know exactly what the humans are doing and I understand exactly why they commit each sin. Since I created the humans in my own image and personally programmed human nature into their brains, I am the direct author of all of this sin. The instant I created them I knew exactly what would happen with every single human being right down to the nanosecond level for all eternity. If I didn't like how it was going to turn out, I could have simply changed them when I created them. And since I am perfect, I know exactly what I am doing. But ignore all that. I hate all these people doing exactly what I perfectly designed them to do and knew they would do from the moment I created them. I HATE IT! I tried killing all the humans and animals once in the flood. That certainly did not fix the problem.

So here's what I am going to do. I will artificially inseminate a virgin. She will give birth to an incarnated version of me. The humans will eventually crucify and kill the incarnated me. That, finally, will make me happy. Yes, sending myself down and having the humans crucify me -- that will satisfy me. I feel much better now.

It makes no sense, does it? Why would an all-knowing being need to have humans kill himself (Jesus is God, after all) to make himself happy? Especially since it is a perfect God who set the whole thing in motion exactly the way he wanted it? The whole story of the crucifixion is absurd from top to bottom if you actually stop to think about it.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Gods (note the plural) only exist in the mind. Much the same as fairies, goblins, a honest politician and the Loch Ness Monster.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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As a child I prayed every night for a bicycle. I eventually realised it wasn't working so I stole one and then prayed to God for forgiveness. Anon.
George W Bush
what's dumber than a christian : Answer : two christians .
Sinclair Lewis "When Facism comes to America it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross."
pmc I dont believe in a god but at the end of the day I can fix my problems and I dont have to pray to a false god to make my life better
Unknown If every thing is predestined, and God is all seeing and all knowing. The past and the future. Reason follows, He must have done a lousy job.
LeTricia Wilbourn LeTricia Wilbourn God is man made.
ANDY THE ATHEIST Former Atheist. You say proof isnt what it takes to accept something, but then you also state you have been prvided with enough proof to become a muslim? Now only religion can come up with an oxymoron like that!
me FormerAtheist>> hmmmm... why? r u a muslim now as your name suggests? I think you left your brains at home. Please try a better thought out arguement instead of just babling like an idiot.
Adnan Abbasi If I am not blind why shouldI follow blindly
Anonymous What happens to the man who was born without vision or hearing? Does the man, cursed from birth by God himself, go to hell for being unable to learn of God? God truly is an evil guy.
Anonymous Heaven is yet another man-made idea that is based entirely on mans selfish ideas. Live forever? Like faith, it sounds like a good idea until you put some thought into it. It'd get boring in heaven after about, oh I don't know, 50,000,000 years or so.
Unknown Religion was created to be an excuse for war.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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I stand at the bus stop for ages in the rain praying for a bus. And then along come three in a procession. God works in mysterious ways, his wonders to perform.
Peter S. When Atheists come together, you call it they meet like minded people.
when Christians come together, you call it thay meet like blinded people.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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There is no god, there are no gods, there have never been any gods. No amount of threats of eternal hell and damnation will ever sway me from that belief. For I have faith in my own understanding.

Amen.
Unknown I'd rather grow up than be born again.
Baron d Holbach Is there anything more contradictory,than an intelligent omnipotent god,who produces only to destroy his workmanship?

Clint Murphy Religion is all fun and games until someone flies a plane into a building.
NoGods4Me Never trust a Christian. They will tell you that they respect your right to not believe in their god, then turn around and insist that you listen as they openly pray to their god.
Unknown I can understand why people might choose "God did it" over "I don't know." I don't understand why they they choose it over "let's find out."
Unknown There are seven billion people on this planet. Two billion of those are Christian. Five billion or 71% of the world's population doesn't give two shits about your God or your Jesus.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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72 virgins will only last for 72 shags. That's hardly worth dying for.
Ben Crossley Religion is like an appendix, It once had a purpose, but we are better off without it now.
Hugo Boss The Bible is a history of wickedness that has served to brutalize and corrupt mankind,and for my part,I sincerely detest it as I detest anything that is vulgar and cruel..
Anonymous Religion keeps the ignorant well-fed and the intelligent starving.
Dee Jay Dee Jay I gave up religion for lent
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Wouldn't it be a great idea to have a minimum age of consent for the imbibing of religion? Twenty-one sounds about right.
Alex Only a totally flawed & imperfect irrational creature could invent something so absurd as the concept of a god. And then spend millenia argueing over such a concept.
Buddha 563 BCE "Nothing is infallible.
Nothing is binding forever.
Every thing is subject to inquiry and examination"
Sarah Leggat There are too many religions with conflicting ideaologies for them all to be true, however, they can all be false.
NoGods4Me Religion has no lock on morality. The morality of a society is measured by how they treat the least fortunate among them. This is just common sense, which has evolved in human societies thru the ages...no god required.
Allan Osborne That millions of people continue to have faith in the existence of an invisible God in the sky proves only one thing --- that common sense is anything but common.
Karlo Espiritu Religion has no place in politics just as freedom of fpeech has no place in churches
Quotes from facebook page Man cannot make a worm, yet he will make gods by the dozen. (Michel Eyquem de Montaigne).
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EA Miller EA Miller An empty box has more meaning to me than any god because at least I can put things in a damn box!
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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NO religion is worth the tablets it was written on.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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If there is even a SHRED of doubt then there is ZERO truth.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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I HATE shellfish eaters. They aren't normal. They do say it's how they were born and how it's perfectly natural, but they can't kid me. It's disgusting. You can't miss 'em. They are the same ones often seen wearing mixed fabrics in public.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Fiction should be made illegal when it purports to being the truth.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Why would a god - who can create a universe and everything in it from nothing - require such sacrifices as money and cars etc. from anyone? Surely this god would only have to wave his hand and say - "Let there be Lamborghinis . . . " - and the world would be FULL of Lambos?
EA Miller EA Miller Catholic TV show on EWTN:

“How could you enjoy Heaven knowing family members and friends are suffering in Hell?”

-question from studio audience

“Just because the family outcast can’t make it to a celebration, doesn’t mean you should enjoy it any less.”

-TV priest and host of the show

“In other words, to Hell with them, let’s party!”

-Me
Gwendolyn Gwynn Gwendolyn Gwynn Faith holds the mind prisoner behind bars which are unseen, yet stronger than steel.
Gwendolyn Gwynn Gwendolyn Gwynn Know that we live in a natural world and that mother nature herself is our creator. Accept with certainty the falsifiability of these things, as with many others which you will find you have been beguiled.
Gwendolyn Gwynn Gwendolyn Gwynn One who chooses to reject science with a closed mind, resigns oneself to ignorance and ridicule. One who accepts science with an open mind, will not only share the exhilaration of discovery, but inherit a universe to explore.
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