top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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Baron von Knifty |
If praying actually worked the government would control it.
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| Godfrey Zoan |
What is the meaning of life? Stupid question. Makes as much sense as "What is the meaning of gravity?". It just is. The only thing that gives it any "meaning" is that it is mind-bogglingly rare and very, very short... oh, and don't waste your time deluding yourself it can last forever if you believe in fairytales. |
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dan barker |
The next time believers tell you that 'separation of church and state' does not appear in our founding document, tell them to stop using the word 'trinity.' The word 'trinity' appears nowhere in the bible. Neither does Rapture, or Second Coming, or Original Sin. If they are still unfazed by this, then add Abortion, Afterlife, Atheism, Apostasy, Bible, Cardinal, Christmas, Christianity, Catholic, Catechism, Capitalism, Chastity, Conservative, Capital Punishment, (Liberal is in), Deity, Divinity, Dogma, Dead Sea, Doubting Thomas, Democracy, Education, Excommunication, Ethics, Epiphany, Eucharist, Evangelical, Fairness, Fundamentalist, Funeral, Golden Rule, Good Friday, Homosexual, Infallibility, Incarnation, Immaculate Conception, Lesbian, Logic, Lord's Prayer, Monogamy, Moral, Morality, Methodist, Monotheism, Missionary, Omniscience, Penance, Purgatory, Pornography, Patriotism, Pope, Republic, Sunday School, Sermon, Supernatural Transcendence, Theology, Transubstantiation or Unpardonable Sin.
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Navneeth D |
God is just an entity to keep humans on the right path.People forget the right path but believe God. |
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| Jack Pritchard |
Atheist: Why is there a name for a person who does not believe in a God?
I don't believe in the tooth fairy or Santa Claus or that there is a teacup orbiting the Sun either. Is there a name for that as well? |
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| Susan B. Anthony |
I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires. |
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| Ed Krebs |
The World is divided into armed camps ready to commit genocide just because we can't agree on whose fairy tales to believe.
In the end, Religion will kill us all.
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| Lucy Stewart |
I can only apologise for the fact that i require some kind of evidence before i will accept the possibility of such an extraordinary claim!! |
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| Dr. Londres (Cowboy Bebop - Anime) |
Tell me, why do you think people believe in God? Because they want to. It's not easy living in such an ugly and corrupt world. There is no certainty and nothing to hope for. People are lost, so they reach out. Don't you get it? God didn't create humans. No, it's humans who created God. |
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Robert G. Ingersoll |
The churches have no confidence in each other. Why? Because they are acquainted with each other. |
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| Stephen J Gould |
There are no moral messages in nature. |
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Woody Allen |
"Not only is God dead, but just try to find a plumber on weekends." |
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Nicholette Touchstone |
Telling an atheist "god will send you to hell" is literally the same thing as telling any adult "Santa will put you on the naughty list." we all know that doesn't really happen and that the big guy with the beard isn't real. |
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Carlos Mora |
Religious people are blind , deaf and ......... talk too much . |
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Yashashwi Sidharth |
If you really want to pray someone then pray yourself because you are sure that you exist and only you yourself can change your own life. |
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Yashashwi Sidharth |
Science and religion both have the same purpose, to make human life better. But the difference is that Science teaches us to open our eyes and religion orders us to close them. |
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Davo Yumpus |
God, through Moses, saved a few hundred Jews by parting The Red Sea yet did nothing to stop Hitler murdering 6 MILLION Jews.
So,... Either God is a sick asshole or only one of these stories is true :)
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Baron von Knifty |
Ignore those who get their backbone from a wishbone.
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Josef Josef |
Religion is good for spineless individuals who cannot face their problems on their own without asking guidance from their video game boss. |
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Baron von Knifty |
The only place in the entire universe where truth can survive is within the reasoning mind.
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
A GOOD book can open doors, open eyes and open hearts. But there are also BAD books that close minds. |
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| Unknown |
It's better to burn in hell than to worship the monster who created it. |
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| Katharine Hepburn |
I'm an atheist, and that's it. I believe there's nothing we can know except that we should be kind to each other and do what we can for people. |
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| AZAD KURDI |
DEAR GOD, COULD YOU PLEASE EITHER GIVE YOUR BELIEVERS BETTER EVIDENCE OR TELL THEM TO F**K OFF. |
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| June VanDerMark |
There's something "magical" about religion. It's called fantasy! |
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| Dean Andre Wallschlaeger |
If none of us fear where we were before birth, then why should we fear where we are going after death? |
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| MadCandy |
Faith is to christians
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Common sense is to athiests |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Celebrate Christmas the old-fashioned way: witch burning, heretic hanging, Inquisitions, holy wars and crusades.
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| Unknown |
If there were a god "it" would have no interest in us. Does it matter to us what the ants think? |
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| Ayden Fryda |
Christians quoting the Bible to prove gods existence is like a child showing you Christmas card's to prove Santa is real. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The whole aspect of circumcision for religious purposes is decidedly hypocritical as Man, according to the scriptures was supposedly created by God in God's image.
Does this mean that God himself has been circumcised? Or, if God designed the prepuce and thought it a not-so-good bug in the system, did he then issue an update via Moses informing him of this?
Here's a little more food for thought for the appropriate theists to ponder.
If God HAS been circumcised, then who carried out the circumcision?
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| Andy Rooney |
I would be more willing to accept religion,even if I didnt beieve it,if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I know by experience that it does not.. |
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| Unknown |
I don't believe in god and the hereafter, I believe in man and the hear and now, |
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| KidsWithoutGod.com |
I'm getting a bit old for imaginary friends. |
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| Unknown |
"God made me an Atheist, who are you to question his wisdom" |
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| Robert Green Ingersoll |
In all ages hypocrites, called priests, have put crowns upon the heads of thieves, called kings. |
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Arthur C. Clarke |
Religion may have been a necessary evil, but why did it have to be more evil than necessary? |
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| Lisa Simpson |
"Prayer, the last resort of a scoundrel." |
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| Edgar Allan Poe |
All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Science is god, and the the only proveable one.
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| Unknown |
Q: What is the worst book you've ever read?
A:The Bible. The imagery was unnecessarily morbid, the plot was full of holes, and the characters were unbelievable. |
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| Mike Foley |
The idea that an omnicient god could only achieve satisfaction by demanding the complete worship and slave-like obedience of flawed, tiny humans is like believing that an itellegent person could go into his backyard, begin stomping and yelling at the ants, and be forever contented by the sense of power it gives him. |
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| Painshock |
People use the term "God-fearing". Why should I fear God if I'm not afraid of Hans & Gretel nor The Ugly Duckling? |
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| Edward Garcia |
A christian lies, and says he doesn't, because he has sinned... An athiest lies because he's smart, and knows, there is no sin. |
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| Flying Spaghetti Monster |
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is divine, omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent. It cares for the humans created by It, and will bless any people willing to embrace It, so long as they accept It into their hearts, and love It for all their might.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not force people to join It and Pasta Heaven, but they, the unbelievers of Flying Spaghetti Monster, will eventually be going to the buttering depths of hell and join Lasagna because of their false gods.
Repent to It and The Lord will pull you to his heaven of pasta and sauce, otherwise you will be condemned, and bask in olive oil for eternity.
Come thy child, accept my noodly appendages and be enlightened. Ramen.
~Flying Spaghetti Monster |
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| Jarret Moore |
i dont get why you believe in a book that was been edited then edited some more then the kings picked out there best parts then edited it again then translated from a dead language edited again then translated again and you called me stupid |
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| Fact.not.faith |
To believe in both democracy and Christianity is essentially contradictory. You cannot possibly believe in freedom of choice while at the same time blindly doing what others tell you out of fear. |
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| Unknown |
What the Religious fail to understand is that we don't want to spend five minutes with
them,let alone eternity. |
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| jeff heiman |
no god worth worshipping would care what i called it or if i believed in it. any god worth worshipping would only judge me on how i act, how i treat other living creatures, and how i care for my body, my community, and my ecosystem.
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| Unknown |
Thinkers try to complete the jigsaw and Believers throw around the pieces and cry. |
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