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EA Miller |
"Bible question of the day: Did Noah's Ark contain woodpeckers?"
-LCC |
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Pat Simons |
The evangelicals speak endlessly of their loving Jesus, but make no mistake, given a free hand, the blood-thirsty monster of the old testament is the model they would build the world of their dreams around. |
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| Graffiti at a French University |
[translated] If god exists, that's his problem. |
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EA Miller |
Leaders of all Abrahamic religions work vehemently to suppress individual rights and marginalize very specific populations of people (e.g., women, minorities, LBGT community). For current reference to this atrocity, please see the heavily white evangelical influenced “Project 2025” proposed by the Republican Party in the United States should their candidate win the Presidency. |
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EA Miller |
To Christians out there calling atheists “Satanists” …
We don't believe any of your fairytales. Which means we also don't believe in any of the fictional characters contained within them, protagonists or antagonists. Capeesh?
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osirisnut |
A man was approached in N I by two men and asked if he was a catholic or a protestant?. The man replied I'm an atheist, to which the second man asked are you a catholic or a protestant atheist? |
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EA Miller |
Denying science in the age of new exploration and discovery to embrace antiquated religious beliefs is the pinnacle of human arrogance and ignorance. |
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osirisnut |
WTF Bible verses... If the bride to be's virginity cannot be proven on the night of her wedding, then they shall bring her out to the door of her father's house, and the men of the city shall stone her to death. Deuteronomy: 20-21 |
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osirisnut |
Christians you were not born with an original sin, you don't have a soul, you don't have a guardian angel, and you don't have saints because they don't exist either. |
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osirisnut |
WTF Bible verses... Behold I, the lord, will rebuke your offspring and will spread dung on your face, even the dung of your animal sacrifices , and you will be taken away with it. Malachi 2.3. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Any other scam run on the same lines as religion would soon be recognised as serious crime and action taken to bring it to an end.
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Pat Simons |
Certain christians simply do not grasp the fact that, under the U.S. Constitution, rights are not matters of majority rule. Rights exist to protect the individual from the tyranny of the majority. |
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Voltaire |
"Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd and bloody religion that has ever infected the world." |
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John Kelly Ireland |
But God does not perform trivial mirace's just to answer your faith: -So why does jesus walk on water, afraid to get his clothes wet? |
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| Clarence Darrow |
"I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose" |
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Napoleon Bonaparte |
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. |
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osirisnut |
It is a "FACT" there indeed was a "LAST SUPPER" and thereafter it was called "DINNER". |
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osirisnut |
The bible is not the most important book in the catholic church for priests and nuns, that position goes to the kamasutra. |
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EA Miller |
The purposeful spreading of misinformation, hatred, and ignorance are all hallmarks of organized religion. |
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EA Miller |
Just remember that this holiday season Christians will be going out of their way to promote charities that serve impoverished populations. While on the surface providing food or perhaps helping dig wells to provide fresh water to these populations are good things, the real goal of these "good Christians" is to indoctrinate vulnerable people into their bigoted way of thinking. That's why I only give to charities that have no religious affiliation. |
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osirisnut |
The religious will be getting into a praying frenzy, it's Xmyth time. |
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EA Miller |
I thought I saw Jesus once, but that was just my friend "hippy Dave". The resemblance is uncanny when he's in his bathrobe and the sunlight hits him just right! |
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EA Miller |
There are none more gullible than those who believe something to be fact without investigation. |
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Pat Simons |
There is no situation so bad it cannot be made worse by religion. |
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Enoch's Author (admin) |
Denying scientific fact as a matter of faith transforms it to a religious matter. It follows then, that Science has been elevated by the religious zealots to the Heavenly plane where it is free to compete on an equal footing with God. - Ralph Metusi |
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| Travis K. |
Religion's greatest enemy has always been common sense. |
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| Viola |
Um, Genesis says God look a nap (just like an over-worked factory worker) on the 7th day after he'd done all that planet-building. Was the writer of that book not familiar with the exact meaning of the term 'omnipotent'? |
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| Seen on a Bumper Sticker |
Who would Jesus bomb? |
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| Arthur Schopenhauer, German philosopher (1788-1860 |
"There is, no Absolute, no Reason, no God, no Spirit at work in the world: nothing but brute instinctive will to live." |
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osirisnut |
A nun was walking through a forest near to her nunnery where she was raped. After her ordeal the man said, in 9 months you shall have a child and you can call it john. The nun replied, in 6 months you shall have a rash and you can call it syphilis. |
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osirisnut |
WTF Bible verses... If a man strikes a slave with a rod and the slave dies under his hand, he shall surely be punished. However, if the slave gets up after a day or two he shall not be punished since the slave is his property. Exodus 21:20-21 |
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osirisnut |
WTF Bible verses... It is shameful for a woman to speak in the church. 1 Corinthians 14:35 |
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EA Miller |
"The most horrific crimes in history have been, and still are being executed in the name of Christianity (including Judaism) and Islam. Any Christian, or any theist, having the temerity to lecture atheists on morality, merely testifies to pitiable, harmful indoctrination. Morality precedes religion." -Impiety |
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EA Miller |
People that attack science and embrace religion are a special kind of stupid. |
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Pat Simons |
It is impossible to reconcile the never ending debate over the Bible with the claim it is the word of God. |
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Pat Simons |
Nothing divides people more effectively and unnecessarily, than religion. Take religion out of the equation, and a great many of the world's problems would fade away. |
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EA Miller |
Embracing diversity and critical thought are the polar opposite of the barbaric means needed to keep religion afloat and influential. |
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osirisnut |
The catholic Republic of America where one day it will be illegal not to carry a gun and the bible. |
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osirisnut |
Religions detest Atheists because Atheists tell the truth. Religious miracles (lies) have been debunked that many times that theists should live in a permanent state of embarrassment. |
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osirisnut |
The unicorn is mentioned nine times in the bible, theists try to get around this by saying, when the bible was translated from Hebrew to English it was translated wrong. Out of 783,137 words in the bible, unicorn was the only one that was translated wrong. Of course it was. |
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osirisnut |
In 2009 Christopher Hitchens joined with Stephen Fry to debate a catholic bishop and his bit on the side Ann Widdecombe on whether or not the catholic church was truly a force for good in our world. In the debate Christopher Hitchens listed the apologies the catholic church has made, the list lasted for 14 minutes. The full debate can be viewed on YouTube. |
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Pat Simons |
Reason is the first casualty of blind obedience. |
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osirisnut |
WTF Bible verses... Anyone who strikes his father or his mother shall be surely put to death. Exodus 21:15 |
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osirisnut |
WTF Bible verses... I, the lord, will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters. Jeremiah 19:9 |
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Pat Simons |
Whenever people believe there is a super-natural puppet master running everything, there is going to be a lot of resistance to the idea humans are capable of making their own decisions. |
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osirisnut |
Notice on church door. "Due to the lack of interest this church will be permanently closed". Now that is a good sign. |
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| John Lennon |
"Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try. No hell below us, above us only sky." |
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| paul hampson |
The whole of humanity consists of one long war; we just prefer to divide them all into chunks so we can look upon the history of humankind with a bit of sadness as opposed to total disgust. What god would create such a species of murderous hypocrites |
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| zane dennis |
No one has lived to tell. No one. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Even way back then those Ancient Romans understood irony. Jesus was a carpenter, so they nailed him to wood. |
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EA Miller |
Whenever someone claims to “feel the presence of Jesus” just remember two things: They have an agenda and they’re full of shit. |
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EA Miller |
Religion is simply unquestioned ignorance masquerading as knowledge. |
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EA Miller |
I trust rational thinking and science. Holy books have neither. They make grand assumptions without ever providing a shred of evidence. |
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EA Miller |
Easter, when adults pass out chocolate crosses (representing an ancient Roman torture device) to children as fun, holiday treats. I guess mixing them in with chocolate eggs, bunnies, and jelly beans makes everything just peachy! |
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Pat Simons |
If people judged their own belief systems by the same standards they apply to other people's, there would be far fewer theists, and the world would be a better place for it. |
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Pat Simons |
Anyone who begins a sentence with the words, “Bible says, . . .” as identified himself as someone not worth wasting your time on. |
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EA Miller |
I’m grateful for science, rational thinking, and those who embrace equal rights and the beauty of our diverse world. What I don’t do is “praise” mythological beings that give me the permission to be a narrow-minded hateful bigot. |
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EA Miller |
There is no greater danger to this Earth than the intermingling of greed, power, and religion. *Please see “The United States” |
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EA Miller |
Only use the statements "I'll pray for you" or "I'll put you on our prayer list" when you absolutely plan on doing NOTHING for the person or persons in need. |
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EA Miller |
Religion:
Finding comfort in collective, destructive ignorance
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