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osirisnut osirisnut All Roman Catholic clerics of all stripes are nazis in dresses wearing crosses.
Pat Simons Pat Simons Religion enables people who do not even understand the questions, to convince themselves they know all the answers.
Carl Sagan Carl Sagan If we say that God has always been, why not save a step and conclude that the universe has always been?
paul hampson atheist look for the right answers while religious people trust god to give them the wrong ones
Nate Brown god makes man in his own image. Many men are gay. That means god must be bisexual.
Unknown The predictions of armageddon and End of Days so proudly touted by several religions, are written so ambiguously that the masses can just mold them like modelling clay to declare any time as the end of time
Guizmo If god existed he would agree with the atheists. (si dieu existait il serai de l'avis des ahtées).
Jim Crawford Man has always required an explanation for all of those things in the world he did not understand. If an explanation was not available, he created one.
Will Atheism has a certain appeal that religion lacks. Many theists claim that "Jesus completes them" or "they're filled with the spirit," I've tried that once or twice. I didn't feel a thing. My peers admonished me for being inable to feel the presence of the holy spirit and take euphoria in it. Oddly enough, as soon as I left Christianity, I felt an invigoration I've never felt before. Individuality, freedom, purpose, it was narcotic and intoxicating. I was fighting a war with God, and I was winning.
Euripides A man's most valuable trait is a judicious sense of what not to believe.
Richard A. Weatherwax You do not need the bible to justify love, but no better tool has been invented to justify hate.
EA Miller EA Miller Leaders of all Abrahamic religions work vehemently to suppress individual rights and marginalize very specific populations of people (e.g., women, minorities, LBGT community). For current reference to this atrocity, please see the heavily white evangelical influenced “Project 2025” proposed by the Republican Party in the United States should their candidate win the Presidency.
EA Miller EA Miller To Christians out there calling atheists “Satanists” …

We don't believe any of your fairytales. Which means we also don't believe in any of the fictional characters contained within them, protagonists or antagonists. Capeesh?
osirisnut osirisnut A man was approached in N I by two men and asked if he was a catholic or a protestant?. The man replied I'm an atheist, to which the second man asked are you a catholic or a protestant atheist?
osirisnut osirisnut WTF Bible verses... If the bride to be's virginity cannot be proven on the night of her wedding, then they shall bring her out to the door of her father's house, and the men of the city shall stone her to death. Deuteronomy: 20-21
EA Miller EA Miller The purposeful spreading of misinformation, hatred, and ignorance are all hallmarks of organized religion.
Pat Simons Pat Simons
If people judged their own belief systems by the same standards they apply to other people's, there would be far fewer theists, and the world would be a better place for it.
EA Miller EA Miller I trust rational thinking and science. Holy books have neither. They make grand assumptions without ever providing a shred of evidence.
osirisnut osirisnut It is a "FACT" there indeed was a "LAST SUPPER" and thereafter it was called "DINNER".
osirisnut osirisnut The bible is not the most important book in the catholic church for priests and nuns, that position goes to the kamasutra.
Pat Simons Pat Simons Nothing divides people more effectively and unnecessarily, than religion. Take religion out of the equation, and a great many of the world's problems would fade away.
Pat Simons Pat Simons Anyone who begins a sentence with the words, “Bible says, . . .” as identified himself as someone not worth wasting your time on.
EA Miller EA Miller Most Democratic women agree that "a woman voting Republican is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders." Yet, they support religions that are inherently anti-woman. All Abrahamic religions promote the patriarchy. Do you really want to be a part of that? -Michelle A.
EA Miller EA Miller White evangelicals are up in arms about public educators "grooming" today's children in ways they don't appreciate. Yet, ironically, they are the "groomers" ramming dangerous religious doctrine into the minds of children before their brains are even fully developed.
EA Miller EA Miller When “Christians” travel to other countries that already have their own beliefs and culture and these people respond in a negative way to their “Jesus sales pitch”, they immediately start screaming that they are somehow being persecuted. This really speaks to the extent of how very fucked up these people are.

Pat Simons Pat Simons Religious seekers always find the God they're looking for. That's why we have so many of them.
Tenzin Gyatso, 14th Dalai Lama I am convinced that everyone can develop a good heart and a sense of universal responsibility with or without religion.
Alan Harvey Alan Harvey The 9/11 hijackers are in hell... the victims in heaven! Unless you agree with Al Qaeda, in which case the hijackers are in heaven and the victims in hell! Unless you're an atheist, in which case all of them are simply dead victims of stupidity.
Harlen Campbell The point of religion is not god; the point is social cohesion. Religions evolved in every surviving culture because those that didn't develop a religion were destroyed by the others. Religion makes it easier to justify the slaughter our neighbors an
Godfrey Zoan Better an uncomfortable truth than a comfortable lie.
Carl Sagan Carl Sagan I dont want to believe.I want to know..
osirisnut osirisnut In 2009 Christopher Hitchens joined with Stephen Fry to debate a catholic bishop and his bit on the side Ann Widdecombe on whether or not the catholic church was truly a force for good in our world. In the debate Christopher Hitchens listed the apologies the catholic church has made, the list lasted for 14 minutes. The full debate can be viewed on YouTube.
Pat Simons Pat Simons Reason is the first casualty of blind obedience.
osirisnut osirisnut A nun was walking through a forest near to her nunnery where she was raped. After her ordeal the man said, in 9 months you shall have a child and you can call it john. The nun replied, in 6 months you shall have a rash and you can call it syphilis.
osirisnut osirisnut WTF Bible verses... If a man strikes a slave with a rod and the slave dies under his hand, he shall surely be punished. However, if the slave gets up after a day or two he shall not be punished since the slave is his property. Exodus 21:20-21
osirisnut osirisnut WTF Bible verses... It is shameful for a woman to speak in the church. 1 Corinthians 14:35
osirisnut osirisnut WTF Bible verses... Anyone who strikes his father or his mother shall be surely put to death. Exodus 21:15
osirisnut osirisnut WTF Bible verses... I, the lord, will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters. Jeremiah 19:9
EA Miller EA Miller "The most horrific crimes in history have been, and still are being executed in the name of Christianity (including Judaism) and Islam. Any Christian, or any theist, having the temerity to lecture atheists on morality, merely testifies to pitiable, harmful indoctrination. Morality precedes religion." -Impiety
EA Miller EA Miller People that attack science and embrace religion are a special kind of stupid.
Pat Simons Pat Simons It is impossible to reconcile the never ending debate over the Bible with the claim it is the word of God.
EA Miller EA Miller Religion is simply unquestioned ignorance masquerading as knowledge.
osirisnut osirisnut She's a catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock, with her black jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic, so hail satan. Colin Firth
osirisnut osirisnut It's telling that polygamy is viewed as fine in the bible but no mention is made of polyandry. It's probably the best evidence that the bible was written by men. Mike Hogan.
EA Miller EA Miller Anyone that prioritizes their life by saying "I always put god first" has already checked out of the Hotel Reality.
Pat Simons Pat Simons Reason is the first casualty of blind obedience.
EA Miller EA Miller Anyone that thanks god for their favorite sports team's latest victory must truly believe their "all-powerful" imaginary friend has very low priorities.
EA Miller EA Miller “How absurd that a god would become a human just to sacrifice himself to himself in order to create a loophole to a rule that he created.” -Roger Boden
osirisnut osirisnut For a long time, I thought I wanted to be a nun. Then I realized that what I really wanted to be was a lesbian. Mabel Maney.
osirisnut osirisnut There have been 266 dictators and all of whom have been given the title pope.
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EA Miller EA Miller Embracing diversity and critical thought are the polar opposite of the barbaric means needed to keep religion afloat and influential.
EA Miller EA Miller Anyone that thanks god for their favorite sports team's latest victory must truly believe their "all-powerful" imaginary friend has very low priorities.
EA Miller EA Miller Most Democratic women agree that "a woman voting Republican is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders." Yet, they support religions that are inherently anti-woman. All Abrahamic religions promote the patriarchy. Do you really want to be a part of that? -Michelle A.
Pat Simons Pat Simons Reason is the first casualty of blind obedience.
EA Miller EA Miller Anyone that prioritizes their life by saying "I always put god first" has already checked out of the Hotel Reality.
osirisnut osirisnut This is the day dedicated to all theists out there. Happy "April Fools Day".
osirisnut osirisnut It's telling that polygamy is viewed as fine in the bible but no mention is made of polyandry. It's probably the best evidence that the bible was written by men. Mike Hogan.
osirisnut osirisnut She's a catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock, with her black jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic, so hail satan. Colin Firth
osirisnut osirisnut WTF Bible Verse... If there is a fight between two men and the wife of one tries to help her husband by grabbing the genitals of the other man, then you shall cut off her hand. You shall have no pity. deuteronomy 25: 11-12.
EA Miller EA Miller Whenever I think of people living in absolute poverty and hear that "God will provide" BS, the stupidity of the indoctrinated and the damage it does to others all around the word sickens me.

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