top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
God is theory; the universe is practice. (Observation #594) |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Nothing fucks up a religion like an intervention from a real God. ― Christopher Moore |
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Rich Williamson |
After all is said and done, atheists will never get to look all those true believers in the eye and say "I told you so". |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
I'm all for superstitions and religions, but after awhile they get in the way. That moment has arrived. - Ralph Metusi |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
atheism must be accounted among the most serious problems of this age, and is deserving of closer examination - Vatican II |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
To those who abuse: the sin is yours, the crime is yours, and the shame is yours. To those who protect the perpetrators: blaming the victims only masks the evil within, making you as guilty as those who abuse. Stand up for the innocent or go down with the rest. - Flora Jessop, Church of Lies |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Ironic isn't it, the Bible's authors with ephemeral mortal consciousness and human bodies comprised of eternal matter and molecules, preaching a mortal body and immortal soul? |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
It is the Godfather, not God the Father, who makes you an offer you can’t refuse. ― Peter Kreeft
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Enoch Author (admin) |
When time comes to push that (nuclear) button, I want whoever's making the decision to understand that once it's pushed, it's over. Finito. They're not gonna have lunch with Jesus. Won't be deflowering 72 virgins on the great shag carpet of eternity, or reincarnated as a cow. I want someone making that decision who believes life on this Earth isn't just a dress rehearsal for something better -- but the only shot we get. ― Quentin R. Bufogle |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Referring to Atheism as just another religion is like saying breathing is just another a habit. |
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Jordan Pineo |
"A believer is a bird in a cage. A free thinker is an eagle parting the clouds with tireless wings" |
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peter broad |
Religion must be the best brain washing technique ever invented. |
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Jed King |
Beware of 'Scams', the biggest and most devastating one was begun two thousand years ago and it's 'Still' around today! Jed King 2015. |
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robbie burns |
If you feel the need to believe in something other than yourself,choose Nature. When Mother Nature decides that she has had enough of the destruction mankind has wreaked upon her planet there is no religion in the world that can save you !! |
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Owen Mills |
Religion thrives on blind faith, and crumbles to the ground when someone asks an intelligent question. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
God saves - but not now, and not here. His salvation is on layaway. Like all grifters, He asks you to pay now and take it on faith that you will receive later.
― Joe Hill, Horns |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
What is it the Bible teaches us? — repine, cruelty, and murder. What is it the Testament teaches us? — to believe that the Almighty committed debauchery with a woman engaged to be married; and the belief of this debauchery is called faith.
― Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason |
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Owen Mills |
If there were evidence of God, we wouldn't need faith to believe in him. |
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abhishek abhishek |
To all the ATHEISTS.
YOU ALL ARE AWESOME.
:-) |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The probability that any god exists in any dimension is GOOGOLPLEX to ONE.
I'm open to taking bets at those odd. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Religion IS the best confidence trick EVER!
It beats any Snake-Oil selling, Ponzie or Pyramid Selling schemes that've ever been carried out.
AND RELIGIONS ARE ABOVE THE LAW OF THE LAND!!!!! |
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Grem |
Religion is the greatest impediment to the evolution of mankind's knowledge. |
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Baron von Knifty |
I’ll give faith a fighting chance the day it can defend itself without putting a horseshoe in the glove. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Faith WILL move mountains. As long as there are enough of you with the proper equipment and a willingness to put your backs into it. |
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Richard Jeni |
You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Fond faith thrives best in rich deceptive soil --
Where knaves sow dreams that witless fools embroil.
(With a nod to Alexander Pope) |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
The skeptic does not mean he who doubts, but he who investigates or researches, as opposed to he who asserts and thinks that he has found. - Miguel de Unamuno
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Enoch Author (admin) |
In religion we believe only what we do not understand, except in the instance of an intelligible doctrine that contradicts an incomprehensible one. In that case we believe the former as a part of the latter. Ambrose Bierce |
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Terrance Richardson |
If the clever faith pushers hadn't realized how much money was to be made in the god business it would have died a long time ago. |
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Sabir Ayaz |
I can't help it but to say how unintelligent we as a species are; every time I hear the word INTELLIGENT being associated with human beings I quickly think of religion, prophets, gods, miracles, ghosts, angels, holy wars, etc and only one thought comes to my mind and that is... How hopelessly hypocritical and an unaware form of life we are. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Christians should take note that NO atheists were involved in the crucifixion of their "son of god".
To have done so would have been hypercritical. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
While it may not be appropriate in every venue, and on every occasion, mockery is the guardian of reason, the enemy of pretension, and the mirror to folly. No belief, no passion, no commitment should be considered immune from the acerbic test of ridicule. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
An enlightened trust in the sovereignty of human reason can be every bit as magical as the exploits of Merlin, and a faith in our capacity for limitless self-improvement just as much a wide-eyed superstition as a faith in leprechauns. ― Terry Eagleton |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Faith taints or at worst removes our curiosity about the world, what we should value, and what type of life we should lead. Faith replaces wonder with epistemological arrogance disguised as false humility. Faith immutably alters the starting conditions for inquiry by uprooting a hunger to know and sowing a warrantless confidence.
― Peter Boghossian,
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Enoch Author (admin) |
“CALVIN:
This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?
If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?
And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this?
HOBBES:
I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday?
CALVIN:
Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.â€
― Bill Watterson |
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Ethan Fisher |
I say killing Christians and Muslims is a win win situation. They go to heaven, their 32 or 72 or 100 virgins, and us reasonable people can continue to live our lives without the threat of some nutcase knocking on our door early in the morning to tell us the "good news."
However, if we wait around long enough, I'm sure the Christians and Muslims will simply kill each other, and religion itself will disappear in a couple generations.
Until then, happy Hanukkah. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I've been accused of HATING theists. I don't HATE theists, never have. I'm just puzzled as to WHY they're theist. |
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carlton sumsion |
Religion is like a box of chocolates, you never know which one has more nuts. |
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carlton sumsion |
The truth doesn't give a Fuck what your opinion is. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I spotted this in a comment on a friend's post:
"I hated when you told me God is just my perception of reality because if that's the case 2+2=7 and there is nothing you can say to prove me wrong since it's my reality."
My response:
A claim that 2+2=7 CAN be enforced and eventually accepted as TRUTH, simply by threatening to behead anyone who disagrees. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Theists have been employing ridicule as a weapon against unbelievers since the invention of gods. It's now being turned aplenty against them. They should be happy we atheists aren't chopping heads off dissenters. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
A theist: Of course, science has failed to disprove the existence of God. He just won't be disproven in the lab.
Atheist: Gods are imagined. The proof of that lies in the fact that there is not one iota of evidence that they exist in ANY dimension. |
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Mr X |
God is indeed a shining example to all, to all who commit bigoted atrocities that is. |
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Mr X |
Religions are not based on truths or events, they are based on, rather, which group of people can come up with the best fathomed, and most convincing lies. |
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Mr X |
If people are inept to playing Chinese whispers, how accurate is the bible supposed to be? |
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Travis Culliton - "Why I love my Prozac" |
My lack of belief is not disrespectful to their god; because I can’t respect what I don’t believe exists. |
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Maurice Branzanti |
I guess I'm a creationist after all, I do believe that man created god in its own image. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
rather than calling the earliest religions, which embraced such an open acceptance of all human sexuality, 'fertility cults,' we might consider the religions of today as strange in that they seem to associate shame and even sin with the very process of conceiving new human life. Perhaps centuries from now scholars and historians will be classifying them as 'sterility cults. - Merlin Stone, When God Was a Woman
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Edmond Melnychuk |
You would think a contest between a few bronze age scribes and the cumulative knowledge of the human race would be more of a blowout. |
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Edmond Melnychuk |
Religion is drive though fast food for the mind.
One quick stop for all the answers.
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EA Miller |
"If church is starting to feel like a creepy cult and you're beginning to question things, there may be hope for you after all!"
-an Atheist |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Islam has got indoctrination down to a fine art. It would appear to be the only admirable thing about that religion. |
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Pat Simons |
Where there is the expectation of privilege, equality will be seen as persecution. Thus, the evangelicals cry persecution any time they are barred from forcing their views on others, because no group expects cultural privilege like American evangelicals. |
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EA Miller |
Only religious bigoted hated could be used to blame things (such the devastation caused by hurricanes, tornadoes, wildfires, and other natural disasters) on the gay population living in these areas. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Why these blasphemy laws? I mean, any god worth its salt should be self governing. |
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Pat Simons |
What moral thing could only be done by a Christian? |
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Pat Simons |
Everything looks like Jesus if you squint hard enough . . . /S |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
A mugger says "Put your hands up" while the priest says "Put your hands together" Either way, you hand over your money and pray. |
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EA Miller |
I used to think Baskin Robbins had a lot of flavours until I came across Christianity! |
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EA Miller |
Atheists never require fairy-tale, myth, or magic to explain anything. |
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