top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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peter broad |
Jesus was born in Jerusalem where they are all called Mohammed, Abdul, Aziz, Farid, & Omar, but found John, Peter, Paul, Phillip, Thomas, Matthew, Andrew & Simon. And they all drank wine. |
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david wilson |
Wouldn't the Whales and Dolphins,etc. have died on Noahs' boat? |
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peter broad |
For years we have condemned brain washing, but what about religions doing the same thing. |
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Mr X |
Religious doctrines … are all illusions, they do not admit of proof, and no one can be compelled to consider them as true or to believe in them. -- Sigmund Freud. |
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Stan Wittebol |
Yes i shall burn when i pass away, for i will be cremated, then i will cease to exist. |
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peter broad |
I still want to know why there are many religious TV channels but none for us atheists. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Math . . . music .. . starry nights . . . These are secular ways of achieving transcendence, of feeling lifted into a grand perspective. It’s a sense of being awed by existence that almost obliterates the self. Religious people think of it as an essentially religious experience but it’s not. It’s an essentially human experience. – Rebecca Newberger Goldstein, philosopher and novelist |
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Yelo man |
The only thing god has to fear is man him/herself. |
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Yelo man |
If the bible was written by god why the hell is it on earth? |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
I do not want chemistry to degenerate into a religion; I do not want the chemist to believe in the existence of atoms as the Christian believes in the existence of Christ in the communion wafer. ― Marcellin Berthelot |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
It took less than an hour to make the atoms, a few hundred million years to make the stars and planets, but five billion years to make man! ― George Gamow |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
we are all dead men on leave - Eugene Levine |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
She believed in nothing; only her skepticism kept her from being an atheist.- Jean-Paul Sartre
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Carlos Mora |
Religious do not tolerate when we say we are happy without an imaginary friend
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Carlos Mora |
One day someone asked God why he had created atheists . God answered , to put intelligent life in the world
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
In the beginning there was nothing.
13.8 billion years later there was everything.
And then MAN came along as the king of the primates.
And finally, gods were created. |
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Hurd Hutchins |
There's a thousand compelling reasons to believe in God, but evidence fortunately isn't one of them. |
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Hurd Hutchins |
People act more rationally choosing products to consume than ideas to believe [but not a hell of a lot more]. |
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Carlos Mora |
Sometimes I even believe that God exists and he made ​​a wonderful thing ... the mind of an atheist .
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Dee Jay |
Religion gives me a headache. |
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Kevin Cavallaro |
For an all knowing being the Bible is collection of pathetic writings. If god knows EVERYTHING then the bible would be completely accurate and have information about science that would surpass what we know today. This statement alone should debunk any ancient myth book that exist. |
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David King |
You'Re Welcome! Anthony. |
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David King |
The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." Ps 14:1 |
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Blake Hoene |
If we're going to be believing in heavens and what have you I might as well contend the puffy white cloud one and advise Valhalla, I mean super powers, Vikings, endless food, eternity of fun, and multiple awesome gods, yea definitely way cooler. |
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Hurd Hutchins |
For the realist: I'll believe it when I see it.
For the ideologue: First I must believe it, then I see--ahh!
[Most notable example: Saul of Tarsus, aka St. Paul the Apostle, on the road to Damascus. Lesser notable examples: any of today's creationists, especially those who like to debate scientists on TV.] |
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Acceptable Username |
Believing in only the concept of god, but in no particular religion, is like believing in the Loch Ness monster - It's possible, but not probable.
Believing in a specific religion, like Christianity, is like believing in Santa Claus - It's just plain stupid. |
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Acceptable Username |
Real scientists base their answers on their evidence.
Creationist scientists base their evidence on their answers. |
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Rodrigo Medeiros |
People have used religion to control others for centuries. Religious people are sheep and will follow any dog that barks. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
This is not a eulogy to the believer I could have been. This is a battle cry to the believer I always have been, believer in sunsets like splashes of paint, hand holding like willow branches brushing one another, new mornings after old nights spent drowning in despair, believer in love as an entire language instead of a single word. Just because my beliefs align themselves on a different spectrum does not mean they are the wrong wavelength or color. And even though I think the universe was created by the Big Bang instead of a God with magic dust shooting from his fingertips, my universe does not contain fewer stars. - Meggie Royer |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
if I believe in God at all, if I have closed my mind to magic, to spirit, to salvation, to the unknown dimension that exist in the firmament, I have plunged my mind into slavery. Test all beliefs. Distrust all beliefs. ― Gerry Spence |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Some people have made claims in modern times that they have had conversations with God. Even to speaking with him on a regular basis.
But instead of finding themselves revered and their conversations recorded in print, they often find themselves locked up in a mental hospital, put under close supervision and forced to have prescribed drugs administered.
How times change. |
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Alexander Paulius |
I often find it amusing how hundreds of thousands of people have been slaughter by sword wielded by Religion in order to "save" them from being condemned to the abyss. |
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Varun Bhat |
effort is more likely to get you through but God, never!
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Faiths aren't the answer to the world's troubles, they're the cause. |
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James Lautner |
Let your glory be to your own self. Not to the almighty but imaginary one. |
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Carlos Mora |
Religious faith is the balm of fools
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Irene Wendy Stehr |
"Humanity has the stars in its future, and that future is too important to be lost under the burden of juvenile folly and ignorant superstition." -- Isaac Asimov |
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osirisnut |
It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so. Mark Twain. |
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carlton sumsion |
Religion is like the teddy bear we had when we were little. We out grew the teddy bear but lots of people haven't out grown religion. |
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carlton sumsion |
Chritianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got way out of hand. |
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carlton sumsion |
Fools believe the first thing they're told.
It's the wise who question everything. |
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osirisnut |
A goup of prostitutes were asked when it was christmyth time for them, they all agreed it was when the church had it's annual synod. |
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Nicholette Touchstone |
Atheists and non-atheists both have morals. The only difference is that atheists don't expect a reward in the end. |
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carlton sumsion |
In the beginning, man made god. |
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carlton sumsion |
The yule tide approaches this month. A Germanic pagan rite where people would eat and drink themselves into a stupor. My kind of holiday. But then Christianity came along and dumped J.C's birthday on it and turned it into the biggest bullshit holiday of the year. Greed and materialism. That's Christianity for you. |
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Roger Phillips |
I'm sickened by all religions. I don't think there is any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.
Howard Stern, highly paid Jewish radio personality. 2007
(There must be a meaning in there somewhere.) |
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Richard Gomes |
I support separation from the imaginary world. |
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osirisnut |
The Earth is 70 percent salt water. Only 2.5 percent of the Earth's water is fresh and suitable for consumption. 1/3rd of the land surface is desert leaving 2/3rds for human beings to live, which we are rapidly filling and we are to believe that this world was made by an intelligent designer (god). If the Earth was made by an intelligent designer (god)it obviously has a very low I.Q. |
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Lauren Fisher |
You call him God, I call him Yahweh. To you he is master of the universe, to me he is another imaginary psychopathic non-existent dictator. |
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carlton sumsion |
Absurd things delude small minds. |
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EA Miller |
Only a weak-minded person needs a god to validate their worth. |
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Pat Simons |
Theology is the only field I know of having multiple, irreconcilable, paradigms, every one of which is based entirely on conjecture. It is a field of study deserving even less respect than astrology. |
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EA Miller |
It truly blows my mind how religious "sacred books" can promote horrific things such as bigotry, misogyny, xenophobia, homophobia, rape, and murder and still somehow those who read it translate the text as "God is love." |
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osirisnut |
My favorite parts of the bible are when Jesus is alone talking to god (himself) and someone who wasn't there is writing about it. |
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EA Miller |
Those with strong religious beliefs have completely lost their ability to critically think. |
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EA Miller |
Funny how theists often use the “Big Bang†as evidence that the universe needed a creator and that the creator always just happens to be their mythological god of choice. |
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EA Miller |
Wonder why the Bible was written in the tone of ancient male goat herders who lived when kings ruled and slaves were a plenty? |
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EA Miller |
Theists, rest easy. I do not discriminate. In fact, as an atheist, your god means as much to me as any other god! |
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EA Miller |
“All other religions are false and are devised by demon spirits.â€
-Quote from Generation Cross, a Christian TV show
How could anyone possibly believe this ridiculous BS?
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
A FB friend writes: As an atheist I can find truths in the New Testament and the Quran.
I write: There's a LOT of truth in 'The Simpsons' scripts, too.
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