top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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Douglas Adams |
Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? |
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| Mitchell Boughner |
Jesus and E.T. were very similar. they could both do extordinary thing but they weren't real. |
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| Pirate |
Thank God I found the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Ramen. |
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| Mike Lopez |
Becoming an atheist is the best choice I made in life. It freed me from the nonsense called religion. |
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| Clara |
God did not create people, people created God. |
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| AlternativeFreedom |
If anything really bad happens in the future,religion will be responsible...just like always. |
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| ItDoesNotExist |
Tell a lie loud enough and long enough and people will believe it. |
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| Sunil Choudhary |
Belief in God is undermining your own capabilities. |
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| j sterel |
anything that needs worshipping, does not deserve worshipping |
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| Chickenman |
Why common sense 'common' if 86% of the world is religious..? Surely something is wrong there? |
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| Harvatos |
Religion pass down form generations to generations just like violent behaviours against women. Plz stop the circle! |
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| Longinus |
Either a christian believes in giants (Gen 6:4; Num 13:33) & unicorns (Job 39:9-12); or they cherry-pick what to believe. |
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| unknown |
Prayer is just another form of self-hypnosis. |
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| Anonymous |
If there is a God, He must be deeply offended by the fact that a few billion people believe the Bible to be His Word. |
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| Calliope |
In response to the question: "Why do you hate god?" I don't hate the fictional character you call god. I just don't like his overzealous fan club...especially those who burn people at the stake and fly planes into buildings. |
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Baron von Knifty |
CHURCH; A crutch to support the weak-minded.
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| Baron von Knifty |
There is no evidence confirming the existence of Jesus. No birth certificate, no writings of his own; nothing! This suggests the son of god was illiterate. All those miracles and no one took the time to write them in a log or diary. Well, not until some seventy years after his supposed death! We have great knowledge of civilizations well before Christ but nothing on a savior of all mankind. This means one of two things:
1) Jesus had no special powers. Maybe just a glib talker with a few magic tricks.
2) There never was a Jesus. He was made up.
Put my money down on Number Two.
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| Cedrik Definney |
Doubting is a virtue....but don't take MY word for it. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
You Christians just don't get it; We all burn in hell! The heathens will burn forever in a Christian hell and the Christian infidels will burn forever in a Muslim hell. Your Jesus isn’t coming back because he’s burning forever over there in that Muslim hell. And don’t piss on me for saying that. I didn’t make up the rules.
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| Einstien |
Unquestioning respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth |
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Friedrich Nietzsche |
The word "Christianity" is already a misunderstanding - in reality there has been only one Christian, and he died on the Cross. |
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Satyanveshi . |
Animals fight for territory, mate, food. They may not be "intelligent", but they are at least smart enough to fight for things that are real. Humans fight for "beliefs". Tell me can you bring God to me on a plate? |
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| Richard franklin |
Religion is directly proportional to stupidity |
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| samantha |
i believe in what i believe and you believe in what you believe but why is it that when i don’t believe in your so called god that i go to hell and you don’t believe in what i believe in you go to heaven |
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Nim |
Nobody "converts" to Atheism, it is the default stage in all of us as soon as we are born. |
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| qslowpoke |
"Religion is for people that do not have the intelegence or strength to belive in themselfs." |
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| Manny the atheist |
"If jesus would return, we would proudly kill him again." |
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Alan Harvey |
The tighter you cling to your faith, the looser your grip is on reality. |
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| Melody AKA Sheisonly18 |
If money is the root of all evil, then why do churches ask for it? |
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| Arjun Krishna |
"IF GOD Created us all who created him?" |
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| Calliope Muse |
For all of those sanctimonious theists who keep insisting that you can't be a good, moral person without believing in a god...I have just two words...PEDOPHILE PRIESTS! |
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| Lance Armstrong |
If there was a God, I'd still have both nuts. |
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| Unknown |
Asking me to respect your belief in god is like asking me to respect your belief that you are Napoleon Bonaparte. Belief in god is delusional. Why should I feed your delusion? |
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| Pink Floyd |
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be
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| W. Fristoe |
'God' is a sound some people make instead of "I don't know." |
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| unknown |
God used to be my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him. |
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| Xenophanes |
But if cattle and horses or lions had hands, or were able to draw with their hands and do the work that men can do, horses would draw the forms of the gods like horses, and cattle like cattle, and they would make their bodies such as they each had th |
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| grcore |
Science will continue in search of the truth. And as the truths become clear, the religious will continue to paint itself into a corner. |
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| jstep |
I think that with todays technology a god could and should email everyone a new and updated version of the bible with all the addenduums |
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John Kelly Ireland |
If the mind is seperate from the body then how can we have mind altering drug's? |
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| native american mythos, northwest |
And Raven made the universe so He could have a place to fly. he did not however, make humanity. but found some, cowering under a shell. The ones who come out and were curious to see the Big Black Black Irridecent Bird would be chosen by Him as his own.
How is this any more a myth and judaisum, muhamedisum, or catholicisum? |
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| Luke Zielinski |
For Lent I gave up religion… |
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Carlos Mora |
If you depended on religion to understand how things work, you'd still be believing that the lightning is the result of the wrath of the gods. |
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Fred Vans |
God is Santa Clause for adult audiences. |
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| Ernest Renan |
The prayer of the agnostic: "O God, if there is a God, save my soul if I have a soul |
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| b ob scott |
Church: Where the perverts outnumber the converts. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Masturbation is true altruism: No pregnancy worries; No risk of STDs; No disappointment through sexual inadequacy; No rape; and NO guilt - unless you're theist.
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Voltaire |
Religion began when the first knave met the first fool. |
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| Madalyn Murray O'Hair |
Religion is induced insanity. |
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| Unknown |
If God were omniscient and loving, he would easily understand a skeptic's doubt and not punish them for it. |
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