top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| Sam Harris |
The quote "George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd."
which is listed here as unknown, has been attributed to Sam Harris. |
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| johnnie jones |
The bible says, men must remove their testicles to be accepted in heaven, they must become eunucs . One more reason to be an atheist . |
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| johnnie jones |
Did god create Gays for christians to kill ? |
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| johnnie jones |
In my life, I have never seen so many outrageous lies, as those I have recieved in e-mails, from Christians, about Barack Obama, all were proven to be lies, with a little research .What are they teaching their children about honesty . |
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Diane Fadden |
Until you can produce some shred of evidence to show a god truly exists, it is as absurd for you to talk to me about him as if he does, as it would be for me to tell you about the feeding habits of the unicorn I keep in my back yard. |
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Douglas Adams |
Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too. |
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| John Mathew |
Religion is the biggest bullshit of all human history. |
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| Anti-christ Athiest |
Small minds thought of god, cause they need something to follow. those who have the greater minds, break free, and disprove everything they were taught and find there own path. |
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Godfrey Zoan |
The universe was here long before us. It will still be here long after us. To me, that is the real beauty of life, not the horror of it. |
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| Jack Pritchard |
The lower someones intelligence the more likely they are to be religious. The higher, the more likely they are to be atheist.
The more religious a person the more likely they will aspire to a career in politics. |
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| Robert Brunswick Jr. |
Imagine the ego of the human race, to consider themselves so grand, as to warrant a creator worthy of praise. |
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| House MD |
If you talk to god, you're religious. If god talks to you, you're psychotic. |
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| Hunter Blake Lowery |
God says "Obey me or burn." reminds me of someone... Oh yeah Hitler! |
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| Me |
If you believe in the supernatural, why don't you believe in the Boogie Man? There are countless books and folk tales about him, too. |
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| savage beastie |
faith is useless, determination is not |
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| Ambrose Bierce |
Theology is a thing of unreason altogether,an edifice of assumption and dreams,a superstructure without a substructure. |
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| Unknown |
A man needs Religion just as a fish needs a bicycle. |
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Epicurus |
If I am, then death is not. If death is, I am not. Why fear that which cannot exist when I |
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| Brandyn |
An atheist would bet their life against the existence of a (specificaly defined) god, in the same way they bet their life every time they walk out the front door in sunny San Diego that they will not be attacked by a polar bear while being struck by lightening, shot in the head, and dissemboweled by a misplaced samurai who'd been frozen in a freak boating accident and recently thawed and released by a secret group of deranged cryogenesists. _Prove_ to me that this absolutely can't happen when I walk out the door today. In fact, it's considerably more likely than most definitions of god. |
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| William Weil |
Most thinking people agree with the need for mandatory school prayer. What rankles them is the lack of algebra instruction in church. |
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| Ivan Betancor, Spain. (me) |
I can't I believe in a superior being! I mean come on let's be logic; if God created man in His image, and science has proved that man has evolutioned from the monkey. Wouldn't that mean we're worshipping a monkey?!?!? You might as well stop praying and peeling some bananas!!!! |
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| Esslingen |
My Gods dick is bigger than your Gods dick. |
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Jerry Dees Jr |
Wishing something into existence is more about creating something from nothing than everything forming from already existing ingredients. |
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Jerry Dees Jr |
Studies indicate that the number 3 is the most frequently employed number in deceptive stories and statements. Notably, it is also a recurring numerical motif in biblical stories. |
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Jerry Dees Jr |
Jesus was likely a troubled young man brainwashed by his mother, who was too afraid to admit that she had lain with a man outside of marriage, just another tragedy of religion. |
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Jerry Dees Jr |
What rationale underlies the notion that your God would penalize all humanity for the naive transgressions of the first two humans, who were deceived by a powerful entity of His own creation? Similarly, why would all snakes be punished due to a single serpent with limited intelligence being possessed by that same powerful creation of His? |
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Kitalia Jones |
We atheist don't waste our lives waiting for a non existent afterlife.... We atheist actually love life and try to enjoy it as much as possible because we know that it's the only life we have.... It's you theists who hate life because you waste it away waiting on a fake afterlife that you're never going to get.... |
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Acid Krtiana |
It certainly wasn't praying to God that made the atomic bomb. |
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Oliver Markus Malloy |
Most people don't think for themselves. They just regurgitate someone else's opinion and pass it off as their own. |
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Acid Krtiana |
"In God We Trust."
I can't trust someone I believe doesn't exist. |
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Gregarious |
Faith is simply believing that something is true ‘because you want it to be true’. Faith is therefore only an illusion of truth. That is neither honest nor something upon which to base your real-world decisions and choices. You need verifiable authentication, validation, and evidence for something to be true and factual. |
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
We know much of the universe, which we have been taught. It is only through the eye of science we can see with our own eyes, and touch with our own hands, and learn new things -- this we demonstrate through empiricism. |
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
Being wished peace by one of the two most brutal, genocidal, murderous, warmongering, hate provoking, immoral and irrecoverably hard headed religious dogmas man has ever unleashed on himself is rather ironic, don't you think? |
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Akanyang Canine |
I Sometimes Wish Jesus Could Really Come Back So We Can Put Him In Jail For His Bad Teachings Outlined In The Bible. |
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Akanyang Canine |
"Non believers don't have Sins, they have freedom" A Quote by my Girlfriend |
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ךות××” צמזבץ |
God created anger which he cannot bypass, he created a love that must be worked for. (Allegedly) |
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Ramakrishnan Gurumoorthy |
The world needs more atheists to save gods from politicians |
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EA Miller |
Invisible and non-existent look eerily similar. I wonder why that is? |
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TC |
Religion - The shield that the evil and corrupt people use to hide behind for all of their insecurity and miss treatment of others !
" I go to church every Sunday " there fore I am a good person !
Really - "your a damn fake and fraud " !
They use it as Superman's Kryptonite ! |
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EA Miller |
Various theists often use the 'god of gaps' to fill in any information that is yet to be discovered or that they are simply too lazy (or too afraid) to do the research on. Cherry-picking from a religious text and completely ignoring real science is more their style! |
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TC |
God/Religion - The greatest hoax and magic trick in the history of mankind , and its still being performed to this day ! |
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ךות××” צמזבץ |
Mean to tell me that from age 13-28 everything Jesus did wasn't worth the bible authors precious time. So much that him waltzing on water was remarkable for scripture? |
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EA Miller |
SUNDAY:
A perfectly good day off before religion came along! |
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EA Miller |
Brothers and Sisters, I had an awakening this morning and wrote this heartfelt song about my church. It’s called “Oh Shit, I’m in a Cult!†|
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
ATTENTION! If any doubters among you have little idea as to just how many gods are out there, here is a sample:
http://www.godchecker.com/
It might not be "clickable" so you may need to copy and paste.
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osirisnut |
Christians have a talking snake a talking donkey a talking burning bush and a talking arsehole they named Jesus Christ. |
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osirisnut |
White smoke emitted from the chimney of the Sistine Chapel is a sign that a new (dope) pope has been elected. This is yet another sign, another sign of unmitigated stupidity. |
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EA Miller |
A good thick bible may come in handy if you need to smash an especially large bug or are in need of a paper-weight! |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
A week in Heaven would be like an eternity spent in the company of those who believe in such a thing. |
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EA Miller |
Common sense and rationality are not attributes of the religious minded. |
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