top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Threatening someone with the wrath of ANY god is like threatening someone with the wrath of The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Empty.
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osirisnut |
Christians ( bless them ) call their three god dude trinity I call it insanity. |
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EA Miller |
Despite the amount of technology in the world, mankind will remain a primitive species as long he allows religion to direct his path. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
― Plato |
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EA Miller |
So, you’re thanking god for the great parking spot you got at the mall today. Maybe you were also thanking him for a nice pair of jeans you bought (which were on sale) at a store there.
Do you really and truly believe that god is going out of the way to help you with such petty things when he’s leaving millions of others without basic needs such as food, clothing, and shelter? If so, you are a very sad person who is not at all in touch with reality.
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EA Miller |
Whoever claims religion isn't sexist and promotes equality should read the paragraphs below and seriously rethink their position!
In one Hadith, Mohammed, Islam’s prophet says: “I have left behind no fitnah more harmful to men, than women†(Al-Bukhari, Muslim). Hatred of women is a recurring theme in all major religions. There is a Jewish prayer recited by men that says: “Blessed are you, Lord, our God, ruler the universe who has not created me a woman.â€
In the Bible it says: “A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be quiet.†(1 Timothy 2:11-14)
-Maryam Namazie |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
The God of the Old Testament differs from that of the New; the Christian God of the fifteenth century differs from the Christian God of the present day. That is because Gods are created by men, and are obliged to change with the times. (Observation #1100) |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
You go to the church and seek your salvation. I'm going to the library to find mine |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
The library of religious truth is very small indeed |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Religion, ferverently connecting millions with nothing ... for cash. - R. Metusi |
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osirisnut |
For centuries the masses have been force fed religion now the people have seen the light and are leaving religion in their droves. Hallelujah and Amen to that. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Praying is like playing Tic-Tac-Toe with yourself.
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osirisnut |
Man is the only animal that has the true religion--several of them. Mark Twain. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Logic can be used to design and build a school, or to tear down church. |
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EA Miller |
“Reason in your mind is never required.â€
Actual quote from televangelist Rod Parsley
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osirisnut |
The demise of religion will be the saviour of mankind. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Rationalism cleans the windows of reason by washing away the bias of religious indoctrination with clarifying objective evidence - R. Metusi |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
A lie's true power cannot be accurately measured by the number of people who believe its deception when it is told, it must be measured by the number of people who will go out after hearing it trying to convince others of its truth. ― Dennis Sharpe |
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osirisnut |
There are three ways in which atheists are different from the religious, the religious have less money, less time and less intelligence. Atheists have more money, more time and the intelligence to realize not to give them away to a religion. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The banana skin is just ONE of God's gifts to comedy. His other gifts include religion and politics. |
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osirisnut |
pope says sorry and has asked for forgiveness for church's role in the 1994 Rwanda genocide. He asked for "god's forgiveness". yep and that's another apology from that caring, compassionate and loving roman catholic church. |
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osirisnut |
If a catholic cross was depicted using Muslim Korans who would be more upset the Christian cultists or the Islamist cultists? |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Beware of the physically fit clergy man who treats his body as a temple, he may invite you in. |
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osirisnut |
If only good people (christians) can get into heaven then heaven must be a very lonely place. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
All religion is rubbish. The problem is that the human brain appears to have evolved with a large Rubbish Reception Centre. (Observation # 951) |
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Roger Phillips |
The catholic church is like a man who walks up to you and makes a long series of preposterous statements. He then puts a gun to your head and says "Believe every one of these statements or I'll kill you." Roger Phillips (Former Jesuit seminarian) |
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Paul (Desert Rat) |
Religion was created for people that couldn't stand the thought of death being the ABSOLUTE END! How many "so called" religious ppl have even READ the two bibles, let alone live by their tenets! If they read them, they'd be ASTONISHED at all the fairy tails in them!!
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition.― Adam Smith |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
For me, religion is like a rhinoceros: I don't have one, and I'd really prefer not to be trampled by yours.― Silas Sparkhammer |
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Junior Nnyadzeni Makahane |
If God says, I am his son and Jesus is his "only"son. Than where do I fit in that picture????? |
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Tim McAfee |
I don't steal, I don't kill, I help my fellow humans when I can and I've always been faithful to my wife. So if I am wrong and one day I find myself in front of the Christian God the only thing he can blame me on is not hating the right people. Then I'll punch the cunt right in his face. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
The split in America, rather than simply economic, is between those who embrace reason, who function in the real world of cause and effect, and those who, numbed by isolation and despair, now seek meaning in a mythical world of intuition, a world that is no longer reality-based, a world of magic. ― Chris Hedges, American Fascists: The Christian Right and the War On America
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vivek viru |
Animals have a better habbit than us, They never pray. |
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vivek viru |
Jesus couldn't even save himself from punishment, How can he save us all? Did he get all powers after died ???? |
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vivek viru |
After watching Ben-Hur movie, i feel Judah Ben-Hur was more powerful than Jesus. |
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osirisnut |
Knowledge is a great thing, superstition is the enemy. Britain's national hero David Attenborough. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
science seeks truth by establishing a working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. Religion rejects hypothesis which may open the way to challenging dogma |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
As the smallest planets are nearest the sun, so too, the smallest minds are nearest to God. John Aubrey |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Show me two people talking religion, and I'll show you two people wasting time - Ralph Metusi |
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osirisnut |
If one person talks to an imaginary friend he's called insane, if many people talk to the same imaginary friend it's called religion. Author unknown. |
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Wilson Q. Peralta |
Critical thinking and scientific knowledge are the enemies of religious beliefs and superstitions. |
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osirisnut |
And jesus said "suffer little children to come unto me" and how they suffered at the hands of the catholic clergy. And obviously condoned by their god. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
For those who are curious about the afterlife.
It will be EXACTLY the same as the before-life.
And we've ALL experienced that . . . . haven't we? |
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osirisnut |
A country having a system of government in which priests rule in the name of god is called a theocracy, or the closest thing to a living "HELL" on Earth. |
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osirisnut |
The dresses religious clerics wear are called vestments or cassocks but if any of them are sacked they are "DEFROCKED" of course they don't wear dresses, you can't make this shit up. |
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osirisnut |
To appease the doubters of there being a god the catholic church cleverly came up with this answer. Then jesus said to him, " You believe because you have seen me. Blessed are those who have not seen yet believe me." I just wonder how long it took them to think that one up. |
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osirisnut |
Mexican catholics crawl on their knees to the basilica de guadalupe some of whom crawl for some distance. Catholics also crawl up marble stairs in Italy called the scala santa these are yet more signs. More signs of complete and utter stupidity. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Atheists may find that arguing with the religious requires the patience of a saint. - Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) - |
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osirisnut |
Every Sunday catholic's queue up to get their wafers and it's plainly obvious that they are all crackers. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
If a religious person expresses 'concern' about your 'situation', then your situation is about to become well and truly fucked. - Ralph Metusi |
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