top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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EA Miller |
There is no reasoning with those who have become completely brainwashed by religion and are taught that reality itself should be ignored and subsequently replaced with a barbaric, bigoted fantasy world. |
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EA Miller |
Only use the statements "I'll pray for you" or "I'll put you on our prayer list" when you absolutely plan on doing NOTHING for the person or persons in need. |
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osirisnut |
The Establishment betray the victims of child rape, whilst protecting the perpetrators and those who shield them. |
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osirisnut |
Religious leaders say religious violence is not caused by religions. |
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EA Miller |
The Bible isn’t proof of anything, except ancient barbarism and ignorance. |
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EA Miller |
Religion: Where facts, science, and critical thinking are nonexistent and ancient fables are manipulated to serve very specific populations. |
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EA Miller |
If you base your life on invisible gods in the sky granting you wishes, you better also be damn sure you’re ready for a series of major letdowns.
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EA Miller |
“People who deconstruct their faith and become nonreligious or atheist are people who value truth no matter how uncomfortable it makes them or how emotionally fraught the process can be. It takes strength of character and emotional resilience to challenge your own beliefs.” -GL |
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osirisnut |
Baby jesus could never be born again in the Vatican. Because they wouldn't be able to find three wise men or a virgin. |
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osirisnut |
Christ, the man-made myth was tortured, crucified, and put to death, and on the day that it occurred the christians call it "GOOD". |
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Pat Simons |
If random chance is the baseline, then religion has a success rate of zero. |
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EA Miller |
When science and reason win out over "thoughts and prayers", real problems are solved and lives are saved. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
The difference between faith and insanity is that faith is the ability to hold firmly to a conclusion that is incompatible with the evidence, whereas insanity is the ability to hold firmly to a conclusion that is incompatible with the evidence. • William Harwood, |
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| Gabriel Neil |
If I said to someone that because they were a homosexual, I would take them down to my basement and torture them, claiming my own "universal law", I would be considered a dangerous psychopath. When god does it, it's holy judgment and not to be questioned. |
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| Kurt Abraham |
You can achieve no greater spirituality... than with hard science. |
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| KANT |
"The death of dogma is the birth of morality." |
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| Adoniram |
Only those in fear of losing god defend his existence so fervently. |
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| Robert |
The words kill, killed, slay, slew, put to death and the like appear far too often in the Bible. Why all of the killing? |
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| James Madison |
"During almost fifteen centuries has the legal establishment of Christianity been on trial. What has been its fruits? More or less, in all places, pride and indolence in the clergy; ignorance and servility in the laity; in both, superstition, bigotry |
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| Unknown |
Is it good, because your god tells you it is good? Then the morals you speak of are empty.
Does your god tell you it is good, because it is already good? Then the morals you speak of need no god. |
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Robert A. Heinlein |
"What are the facts? Again and again and again--what are the facts? Shun wishful thinking, ignore divine revelation, forget what 'the stars foretell,' avoid opinion, care not what the neighbors think, never mind the unguessable 'verdict of history,'- |
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osirisnut |
In 2009 Christopher Hitchens joined with Stephen Fry to debate a catholic bishop and his bit on the side Ann Widdecombe on whether or not the catholic church was truly a force for good in our world. In the debate Christopher Hitchens listed the apologies the catholic church has made, the list lasted for 14 minutes. The full debate can be viewed on YouTube. |
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Pat Simons |
Reason is the first casualty of blind obedience. |
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osirisnut |
A nun was walking through a forest near to her nunnery where she was raped. After her ordeal the man said, in 9 months you shall have a child and you can call it john. The nun replied, in 6 months you shall have a rash and you can call it syphilis. |
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osirisnut |
WTF Bible verses... It is shameful for a woman to speak in the church. 1 Corinthians 14:35 |
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osirisnut |
It is a "FACT" there indeed was a "LAST SUPPER" and thereafter it was called "DINNER". |
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EA Miller |
"The most horrific crimes in history have been, and still are being executed in the name of Christianity (including Judaism) and Islam. Any Christian, or any theist, having the temerity to lecture atheists on morality, merely testifies to pitiable, harmful indoctrination. Morality precedes religion." -Impiety |
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EA Miller |
People that attack science and embrace religion are a special kind of stupid. |
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Pat Simons |
It is impossible to reconcile the never ending debate over the Bible with the claim it is the word of God. |
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EA Miller |
The Christian god was genuinely “mad” at the human race for not behaving, flooded the planet, and in turn murdered most life on Earth. “Mad” implies surprise. How is it possible that an omnipresent being (existing in the past, present, and future) is ever surprised about anything? Yet this is a reoccurring theme that occurs throughout their holy fairytale book.
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EA Miller |
‘God-given rights’ depend on those who claim to know God’s will, and depend solely on this particular individual’s interpretation of his god’s word.
Be wary of such religious leaders! -Impiety
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EA Miller |
Religion has never made anyone on planet Earth a more open-minded person. |
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osirisnut |
The most important part of every religious service, happens when the holy begging bowl gets passed around. |
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EA Miller |
I’m grateful for science, rational thinking, and those who embrace equal rights and the beauty of our diverse world. What I don’t do is “praise” mythological beings that give me the permission to be a narrow-minded hateful bigot. |
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osirisnut |
CHRISTIANITY: 2000 years of trying to prove god exists and the best they can come up with is "You'll find out when your dead". |
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osirisnut |
Q. Which bishops can you trust? The answer, of course is, the only bishops you can trust are those on a chess board. |
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EA Miller |
The very corrupt right wing of the United States government (under the previous president) forgave loans of 4.4 million to pastor/grifter Joel Osteen and a whopping 3.5 billion dollars for the Catholic Church. This was all done to buy religious extremists votes and enact harsh laws based on Christianity. |
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EA Miller |
Religion gives so many idiots around the world power that they are not competent enough to have in the first place. |
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EA Miller |
I think the "decline in membership" the Catholic church reports is mostly due to so many people using their own version of barbaric ancient beliefs to suit their twisted individual goals (e.g., political power, controlling women, money ambitions, voter-suppression, owning an armory). I just wish it would decline much faster before there is nothing left over for us rational thinkers to protect. |
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Pat Simons |
If Jesus was alive today, the last thing he'd be is a Christian. |
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osirisnut |
Unfortunately l have had to rewrite the above 4 quotes. Just a glitch l hope. |
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| Unknown |
Only sheep need a shepherd. |
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Napoleon Bonaparte |
I am surrounded by priests who repeat incessantly that their kingdom is not of this world, and yet they lay their hands on everything they can get. |
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Alan Harvey |
What theists really mean when they say...
"See the light" = Start living in a dream world
"Moving away from God" = Start living in the real world
"You are arrogant" = Please stop sticking to facts, it's annoying
"I hope God can forgive you" = I wish I could shoot you
"Good Christian" = Someone who does good deeds just to please God
"Atheist" = Someone who does good deeds just because they can
"Believers" = A club for people who like pretending they'll never die
"Church" = Where the club meets to play the pretending game
"The word of God" = I need a rule book and this is it
"God's will" = Every single thing that could ever possibly happen
"Against God's will" = You're not sticking to our book, are you?
"Jesus loves you" = I think you're a twat
"The end is nigh" = Listen, if you won't play the pretending game I'm going to wish you dead and then you'll get scared and start playing
"Priest" = Someone who is an expert at pretending and has memorised lots of useless information to help delude others
"Other religions" = They're just pretending the wrong pretend stuff is true but it isn't, only ours is the real pretend stuff
"Scientists" = Those annoying people who keep making us look silly
"Evolution" = Theory that makes much more sense than mine, just poke your tongue out and hope it goes away
"Truth" = Delusions we in the club have all agreed on
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| Sigmund Freud |
"Religion originates in the child's and young mankind's fears and need for help. It cannot be otherwise." |
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| Friedrich of Bavaria (II?), 1200 CE |
The world has been deceived by three men: Moses, Jesus of Nazareth, and Mohammed. |
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| Doanld Morgan |
Atheist: A person who believes in one less god than you do. |
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Blulu |
Why do people trust in god? Because it's easier to follow a leader, even an imaginary one, than to be responsible for yourself. |
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| Matt Woodard |
Religious sounds dandy, but so do unicorns. |
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| aka_lol |
I was brought up to believe God doesn't have a sex but likes to screw the World. |
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Pat Simons |
Whenever people believe there is a super-natural puppet master running everything, there is going to be a lot of resistance to the idea humans are capable of making their own decisions. |
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EA Miller |
The Bible isn’t proof of anything, except ancient barbarism and ignorance. |
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EA Miller |
Beliefs that cannot be questioned or challenged are the most dangerous beliefs of them all. |
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EA Miller |
"Numbers 11: Have you ever been on a long road trip with your family and wanted to destroy everyone around you? Well, God actually goes through with it... and makes it rain quail." -Hemant Mehta |
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EA Miller |
I’ve never seen a device that so readily justifies bigotry and hatred on a regular basis than religion does. |
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osirisnut |
Religious leaders say religious violence is not caused by religions. |
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osirisnut |
Q. Which bishops can you trust? The answer, of course is, the only bishops you can trust are those on a chess board. |
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osirisnut |
CHRISTIANITY: 2000 years of trying to prove god exists and the best they can come up with is "You'll find out when your dead". |
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osirisnut |
The Establishment betray the victims of child rape, whilst protecting the perpetrators and those who shield them. |
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Idel Dreimer |
And on the eighth day, God sat back to watch the unfolding. And he saw the lion crush the gazelle, the python swallow the child, the parasitoid larva relentlessly consuming its host, the spider enjoying her cannibalistic meal. He saw the Black Death, and the mortal consequences of viral success. And reflecting on the marvels he had wrought, God smiled, for he knew that they must be good. (Observation #2105) |
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