top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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Pat Simons |
If Jesus was alive today, the last thing he'd be is a Christian. |
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osirisnut |
Unfortunately l have had to rewrite the above 4 quotes. Just a glitch l hope. |
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| Unknown |
Only sheep need a shepherd. |
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Napoleon Bonaparte |
I am surrounded by priests who repeat incessantly that their kingdom is not of this world, and yet they lay their hands on everything they can get. |
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Alan Harvey |
What theists really mean when they say...
"See the light" = Start living in a dream world
"Moving away from God" = Start living in the real world
"You are arrogant" = Please stop sticking to facts, it's annoying
"I hope God can forgive you" = I wish I could shoot you
"Good Christian" = Someone who does good deeds just to please God
"Atheist" = Someone who does good deeds just because they can
"Believers" = A club for people who like pretending they'll never die
"Church" = Where the club meets to play the pretending game
"The word of God" = I need a rule book and this is it
"God's will" = Every single thing that could ever possibly happen
"Against God's will" = You're not sticking to our book, are you?
"Jesus loves you" = I think you're a twat
"The end is nigh" = Listen, if you won't play the pretending game I'm going to wish you dead and then you'll get scared and start playing
"Priest" = Someone who is an expert at pretending and has memorised lots of useless information to help delude others
"Other religions" = They're just pretending the wrong pretend stuff is true but it isn't, only ours is the real pretend stuff
"Scientists" = Those annoying people who keep making us look silly
"Evolution" = Theory that makes much more sense than mine, just poke your tongue out and hope it goes away
"Truth" = Delusions we in the club have all agreed on
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| Sigmund Freud |
"Religion originates in the child's and young mankind's fears and need for help. It cannot be otherwise." |
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| Friedrich of Bavaria (II?), 1200 CE |
The world has been deceived by three men: Moses, Jesus of Nazareth, and Mohammed. |
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| Doanld Morgan |
Atheist: A person who believes in one less god than you do. |
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Blulu |
Why do people trust in god? Because it's easier to follow a leader, even an imaginary one, than to be responsible for yourself. |
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| Matt Woodard |
Religious sounds dandy, but so do unicorns. |
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| aka_lol |
I was brought up to believe God doesn't have a sex but likes to screw the World. |
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Woody Allen |
The worst thing I can think to say about God is that he's an underachiever. |
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| Yiddish proverb |
If triangles had a God, he'd have three sides. |
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| Joe Stout |
If you show me the proof.. Then, maybe then, will I believe. |
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EA Miller |
Anyone who claims that an invisible god told them to do something is either a liar, a lunatic, or a combination of both. |
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EA Miller |
"Project 2025" is the 800+ white Christian nationalist blueprint to give a Republican President of the United States the power of a king to crush the civil rights and freedoms of the people as well give the President the right to imprison or even execute his/her opponents among other horrible things. Google "Project 2025", it is absolutely terrifying! |
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EA Miller |
The most dangerous leaders are those who proclaim that all of our rights are given to us by a deity. |
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EA Miller |
Christian “religious freedom” is an open attack on democratic institutions because it is a non-flexible, narrowminded vision of a theocratic society that is all engulfing and thoroughly punishes dissenting viewpoints. |
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EA Miller |
The only truth in religion is that its antiquated contents are used to acquire power and wealth and then oppress the people whose lifestyles it detests. |
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EA Miller |
Religion:
Finding comfort in collective, destructive ignorance
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EA Miller |
There is no greater danger to this Earth than the intermingling of greed, power, and religion. *Please see “The United States” |
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Pat Simons |
I think a lot of preachers in the age of COVID-19 are living in fear their congregants will realize the preachers need them a whole lot more than they need the preachers.
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Pat Simons |
If everyone actually thought about their religion, there would be a lot more atheists. |
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EA Miller |
The Bible is a book of inequality and brutal violence. It promotes misogyny, xenophobia, homophobia, racism, rape, and slavery as well as many other vile acts. |
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EA Miller |
I support teaching Christian creationism in public schools as much as teaching that Zeus, RA, or Thor are factual. It's total BS and yet another way to try and get innocent children indoctrinated early in fear that they might actually think for themselves and either choose another religion, agnosticism, or atheism. |
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Enoch's Author (admin) |
Beware the man of one book.
~ Saint Thomas Aquinas |
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| Prof Uri Nassol |
If all the Bibles and Korans in the world could be recycled into something more useful, like toilet paper or something, maybe this species would have a slightly better chance of long-term survival. |
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Bwian of Nazaweth |
Why does the pope keep talking about sex? You no play-a da game, you no make-a da rules. |
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| Unknown |
Fate" is but a scapegoat for those who didn't bother to put forth the proper effort. |
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| unknown |
The possibility of a god does not increase the possibility your religion is true |
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EA Miller |
Any race of beings that has achieved a life-enhancing level of technology and yet continues to cling to barbaric religious beliefs is most certainly on a path to extinction. Humanity’s days are numbered. |
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Pat Simons |
Nothing divides people more effectively and unnecessarily than religion. Take religion out of the equation and a great many of the world's problems would fade away. |
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EA Miller |
"Numbers 11: Have you ever been on a long road trip with your family and wanted to destroy everyone around you? Well, God actually goes through with it... and makes it rain quail." -Hemant Mehta |
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EA Miller |
The "have faith" answer skirts accountability and providing evidence of any kind to back up claims. Since this is the very cornerstone of every major religion, it's no wonder that corruption runs rampant among the Christians, Jews, Muslims, and Hindus with little (if any) interference or legal consequences. |
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EA Miller |
The same religious whack-jobs that consistently whined, “You’re taking away my personal freedom” (because they had to wear a facemask during a global pandemic) have no problem forcing a pregnant teenage rape victim to give birth. |
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EA Miller |
Christian hate-preacher Steven Anderson delivered a disturbing summary of Christian Nationalism.
"We don't want our country to be run by Muslims and Hindus and atheists." They can only "co-exist" with the Christians in charge.
All office holders, he adds, must accept Jesus.
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EA Miller |
The ultra-religious, right-wing judges on the United States Supreme Court are about to destroy over 50 years of progress for women by voting for a handmaid's tale for them all. |
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osirisnut |
" l have no time to waste on this planet being told what to do by those who think that god has given them instructions." Christopher Hitchens |
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Pat Simons |
We are not the special creation of any god. We are not a planned outcome. We are what happened, and we celebrate ourselves at our peril. |
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EA Miller |
"Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved."
-Tim Minchin |
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EA Miller |
A wise man once said, "It is better to be educated than to be indoctrinated!" |
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EA Miller |
The biggest deterrent in the progressive development of human beings is religion. I have no doubt that we would already have a cure for cancer and have a settlement on Mars had science prevailed over antiquated beliefs. |
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Benjamin Franklin |
To follow by faith alone is to follow blindly |
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Hugh Jedake |
The Bible: a book that can be used to turn you into a doormat or a killer... depending which passages you choose to take any notice of. |
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Ernst Cassirer (admin) |
We think of religion as the symbolic expression of our highest moral ideals; we think of magic as a crude aggregate of superstitions. Religious belief seems to become mere superstitious credulity if we admit any relationship with magic. - Ernst Casirer
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| Gabriel Neil |
Just because you believe something does not make it true. |
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| Sebastian Faulks (Human Traces) |
When we have answered the last question, we will have no more need to dignify our ignorance with the name 'God'. |
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| Bob Allen |
A clamor for 'family values' requires deliberate blindness to the abuses that occur within families. |
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| a co-workers 6 year old daughter |
Upon passing a church a father asked his daughter if she knew what the building was she replied: "It's a place where grownups tells fairy tales to each other". |
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| Daniel Boorstin |
I have observed that the world has suffered far less from ignorance than from pretensions to knowledge. It is not skeptics or explorers but fanatics and ideologues who menace decency and progress. No agnostic ever burned anyone at the stake or tortured a pagan, a heretic, or an unbeliever.
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Idel Dreimer |
There is a unanimity among religions: "God" made us too stupid to observe, reflect, and reach our own conclusions. In despair, we must subsume our intellects in "faith" and do what we are told. "Cui bono?" suggests the truth: religions have been the foundation stones of tribal loyalty-- the cautionary obelisks ensuring mindless groupthink and obsequious obedience -- not to God -- but to the temporal Caesars, the wielders of practical power. (Observation #2073)
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EA Miller |
Religion: Where facts, science, and critical thinking are nonexistent and ancient fables are manipulated to serve very specific populations. |
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EA Miller |
The "have faith" answer skirts accountability and providing evidence of any kind to back up claims. Since this is the very cornerstone of every major religion, it's no wonder that corruption runs rampant among the Christians, Jews, Muslims, and Hindus with little (if any) interference or legal consequences. |
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osirisnut |
Theology and scatology both have their roots deeply imbedded in shit. |
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osirisnut |
Notice on church door. "Due to the lack of interest this church will be permanently closed". Now that is a good sign. |
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osirisnut |
Religions detest Atheists because Atheists tell the truth. Religious miracles (lies) have been debunked that many times that theists should live in a permanent state of embarrassment. |
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osirisnut |
The catholic Republic of America where one day it will be illegal not to carry a gun and the bible. |
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EA Miller |
Odd how the Christians' "goat herder's guide to the galaxy" with an almighty, all-knowing god at the helm has no clue about any branch of science (e.g., physical, chemical, biological, geological, astrological, etc.). |
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EA Miller |
The very corrupt right wing of the United States government (under the previous president) forgave loans of 4.4 million to pastor/grifter Joel Osteen and a whopping 3.5 billion dollars for the Catholic Church. This was all done to buy religious extremists votes and enact harsh laws based on Christianity. |
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EA Miller |
Be sure to read each and every book that Christian entities say should be banned. They'll contain considerably more truth within their pages than the Bible ever has. |
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