top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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Eva Guggenheim DeLamater |
I have not one shred of evidence that things will be any different for me after my death than before my birth. |
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Daniel Lane |
Faith is the fear of investigating the truth of our convictions. |
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Diane Fadden |
When I find myself marveling at a fiery sunset, or a cloud formation across blue sky, or reflections of the skyline on a clear glacier lake, I reflect at the beauty and majesty of the natural world, and the feeling that gives me is wonderful, just the awareness I am a part of nature. To take that feeling and then...try to imagine that the bloodthirsty tyrant god described in the bible is somehow behind it all...is to deminish my experience completely. |
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Diane Fadden |
If belief in your god serves as a safety net below the tight-rope of life, just in case your religion is true, I'd much rather live without it, thank you very much, and live my life like it's the only life I get to have. |
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Daniel Lane |
It's easy to overlook the contradictions in the bible when you don't read it. |
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James Kerins |
The walls of faith are stronger than that of any prison and just as impenetrable. |
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The Satanic Bible |
There is no heaven of glory bright, and no hell where sinners burn. Here and now our day of torment! Here and now is our day of joy! Here and now is our opportunity! choice you this day, this hour, for no redeemer live! |
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Quentin R. Bufogle |
I want an avowed atheist in the White House. When time comes to push that button, I want whoever's making the decision to understand that once it's pushed, it's over. Finito. They're not gonna have lunch with Jesus. Won't be deflowering 72 virgins on the great shag carpet of eternity, or reincarnated as a cow. I want someone making that decision who believes life on this Earth isn't just a dress rehearsal for something better -- but the only shot we get. |
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Baron von Knifty |
A wafer heaven is designed exclusively for those who give everything away. How many of you flockers are ready for that commitment?
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Geovanni Martinez |
I don't think that there is no God. I don't believe that there is no God. I don't wonder that there is no God. I know that there is no God. |
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Straatligkind |
Religion is a steaming pile of freshly deposited dog shit...go figure. |
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Raju |
When there was nothing, God was there, When there would be nothing, He w'll be there, Imagine the boredom He was through and would be, the everlasting one. |
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Gloria Steinem |
It’s an incredible con job when you think about it, to believe something now in exchange for something after death. Even corporations with their reward systems don’t try to make it posthumous |
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Joel Mahon |
I believe in Batman, I have read about him in a book. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Free thinking Theism?
According to the "expert" historians of the day - who helped compile the Old Testament (you may wish to check it out sometime), the Universe and everything therein was created in 4004 BC. I have socks that are older than that!
If the theist community can believe lies such as are contained in the holy book(s) they'll believe that some geese can lay golden eggs.
Free thinkers: with every four gallons of hogwash. |
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Dean Andre Wallschlaeger |
We are all traveling on the highway to infinity. Only Religion can turn it into a toll road. |
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Carolyn Flanagan |
IF God created planet earth.. don't you think he'd brag about his creation being a sphere SOMEWHERE in the Bible. Those that believe the Bible , must also believe that the earth is flat and has 'ends' and 'corners'. |
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Timmy g |
Religion is a lovely concept I would really like to believe and take comfort from it sadly I can't believe in something with so many contradictions and flaws we all have a very far fetched dream but we know its not a reality people need to wake from there religious dream |
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Unknown |
To have to teach science, together with nonsense…is insanity |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer, www.lumpenbangenpiano.com |
"God" is a blank slate onto which varied human beliefs are inscribed; thus he is as multi-faceted as he is unreliable. |
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Unknown |
There is no god..........only tacos. |
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osirisnut |
The bible is an acronym for babble, idiocy, bastardize, lunacy and evil. |
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NoGods4Me |
Some godbots insist that just because we talk about a fictional character called "Christ", it must mean that he really existed. By that flawed logic, talking about Zeus or Harry Potter or Batman must mean that they also existed in reality. |
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Rainsford |
There are many things in the bible that would be considered morally wrong in today's society, yet theists hypocritically preach that religion is the right path to morality, when its obviously the opposite.
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van Stootgare |
Looks like paedophilia in the Catholic church has its origins in the bible....read Numbers 31 17-18..truly disgusting!!!.I suppose the priests can always explain it away by saying if it is in the bible its good enough for me... |
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osirisnut |
Lets put things into perspective, science means knowledge and is a systematic enterprise that builds and organizes knowledge in the form of testable explanations and predictions about the universe. That's a fact and each year it expands. Now lets look at a religion. Jesus was born of a virgin, Jesus dies on the cross then Jesus turns into a zombie and that is the foundation for the largest religion on earth. And it's the same drivel they spout year in and year out and is believed by millions. |
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PhoenixBreadLeWacoCreeper |
Why would someone praise a person who was made up in someone else's imagination and is sexist, homophobic, arrogant, destructive, evil? It makes me doubt human kind even more than I did before |
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osirisnut |
Imagine the Earth approx 2000 years ago, a woman approaches a man and says. Hi Joe how are you? Joe replies not bad mary doll and you? Mary doll says i have some great news joe i'm pregnant, but your not the fa.... at that precise moment in time she would have been hit with the first stone of many that would end her life and the life of the fetus. So in conclusion no virgin birth and certainly no jesus. |
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Brian Vorn |
faith is an illusion of miracle, miracle are the taunting thought of false. |
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osirisnut |
The catholic church have been counselling the children that have beem abused by priests. Talk about christinsanity that's like putting the pedophile's in charge of the kindergarten. |
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Eli Attie |
We can aspire to anything, but we don't get it just 'cause we want it. I would rather spend my life close to the birds than waste it wishing I had wings.
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osirisnut |
All religions should come with a goverment health warning, "Danger of brainwashing. Religion will seriously impair you mentally". |
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osirisnut |
Religions are based on the principal, for every donation of 100 received only 1 will ever go out, this is based on the principal of greed. And the fact that you never see a poor religion. |
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Dee Jay |
@ "tom" bahahaha. |
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David A Fordyce |
To be religious is to be tolerant, if you are not tolerant, how can you claim to be religious ?
You see regardless of people's convictions, Atheists included of course; tolerance coupled with a non-judgmental disposition (live and let live) is essential for an enduring peace. |
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Eric Hamby |
The problem with teaching children how to fight for your belief is thet when they get older they may have their own, and you just gave them all your ammo. |
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Dave Summers Music |
My original version of the limerick inspired by the story of Brendan Smyth:
Catholic priests can never wed, Nor ever take women to bed, So when they get hot, More often than not, They b*gg*r an orphan instead.
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osirisnut |
Christ has always been portrayed as being tall, lean and handsome what if in reality he's small. obese and grotesque. |
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osirisnut |
On a cold winters night it's good to curl up in front of a nice fire and watch the bible burn. |
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Unknown |
The lack of a vivid imagination is one thing we can't say that religions don't have. |
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Baron von Knifty |
There should be more requirements other than age to be considered an adult. For instance, a person should not be an adult if they believe in superstition.
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My nigga ass |
Religion has caused more misery to all of mankind in every stage of human history than any other single idea. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Atheism ISN'T a vile entity. Atheism represents the stark TRUTH. What exactly is evil about representing the truth? |
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June VanDerMark |
Christian ... "I believe in sharing ... heaven is my portion and hell is yours." |
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Dickone |
If you could reason with religious people then there will no longer be any religious people left……… |
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NoGods4Me |
Christians...get this straight...Your "religious liberty" ends where my civil rights begin! |
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RD |
Religion is the most inflammatory enemy-labelling device in history. |
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Baron von Knifty |
Understand this: Reality requires no faith. Science doesn’t fly with fairy wings. Truth doesn’t dance on the head of a pin. To be considered sane, nothing–nothing should apply without evidence.
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Unknown |
If a man or woman who had murdered their child went on trial and claimed that their God had told them to do it, would the jury accept that and move on? No, the choices are Guilty, Not Guilty, and Not Guilty on account of Insanity. There is no Not Guilty on Account of God. |
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Anonymous |
Judaism, Christianity, and Islamic beliefs come from a very large, violent book. The book, from a literary standpoint, tells many short stories of a variety of supposed stories , though it remains inconsistent in places, it forms and epic tale of many heroes loving, fighting evil, worshiping and winning, but like any epic novel it comes to an end, happy and sad. But at the end of the day, it is just another story book, just another group of short stories that tell nice little moral lessons of an age of about 2 millenia ago - where it is perfectly okay to throw out two of your daughters to a group of rapists over two strangers - but in the end, it is nothing but a story. |
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EA Miller |
Is it saner to be alone and yell at the TV when your favourite sports team is losing a match or to be alone talking to an invisible friend who lives in the sky? Just curious! |
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EA Miller |
I think that most elementary school kids have a better grasp on reality than theologians do! |
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EA Miller |
A talking bush, a talking snake, a talking donkey, zombies, and the ridiculous Noah's Ark tale... At some point you just need to call BS! |
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EA Miller |
Why does the “God of love†kill so many people in the Bible? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
There was a time when we atheists were in the majority. It was just after Mankind created the first god. |
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Akanyang Canine |
The Bible is not "HOLY". There's nothing HOLY about Women & child abuse, rape, Slavery, Racism, murder, & Fathers sleeping with daughters |
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Akanyang Canine |
All religions have issues with each other. You see why I have issues with Religions? |
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Akanyang Canine |
According to the Bible, God planned and created Adam & Eve and rest of the world population was planned and created by Satan through a talking snake that convinced Eve to eat from a magical tree of knowledge which god didn't not want them to eat from. |
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Pat Simons |
Few things afflict the human species more adversely than does absolute certainty regarding the supernatural. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I've just been informed that I will see sense only when I have found God.
But how can I find God when All the gods are in hiding along with the Mermaids, Unicorns, Leprechauns, Fairies, Ogres, Pixies, The Loch Ness Monster, Santa, The Tooth Fairy, The Talking Snakes and those Flying Donkeys, etc? |
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