top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| God |
To tell you the truth, I don't even believe in myself. |
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Voltaire |
( Last words when asked by the priest on his death bed whether he renounced the devil and all his works)
"Now is not the time to be making unnecessary enemies" |
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| NoGods4Me |
I long for the day that arguing against religious beliefs is no longer taboo and trying to push a religion down someone's throat is considered a crime. |
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| cosmic |
Questioning ones religious beliefs leads to freely thinking for oneself. |
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| Tych |
Religious people ask me " Why are we here ?"
I say to them "I'm here because my parents had sex... and that's the only reason" |
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| Taboo |
If your god did exist, he's been dead plenty of seasons. I must confess, I drank his blood and ate his flesh at the last communion. |
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| @DoorKnee69 |
I know of a legend that came from the heavens, very good, very friendly. He died only to come back to life. His name; E.T. The extra terrestrial. |
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| Hunter S. Thompson |
Man is the only creature to claim a God and behave like they have none. |
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| George Santayana |
There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval |
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| Robert Green Ingersoll |
Every pulpit is a pillory, in which stands a hired culprit, defending the justice of his own imprisonment. |
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| Cassandra |
Man was created in God's image. Thank God woman was not! |
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George Bernard Shaw |
Emotional excitement reaches men through tea, tobacco, opium, whisky, and religion.
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| GL |
Christians say that we should be saved, but from what? They are the exact people who need to be saved from their delusion that they have to do certain thing to prevent themselves to be thrown into some hot and smoky place after death. |
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| Unknown |
Thank god I'm an atheist! |
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| Unknown |
Uhh.... Striker, you understand that what you said about human populations is totally false.
First off, I can barely understand what the hell you meant. Secondly, where did you get "per couple have average of 12 kids"? Thirdly, there are many cases where many people had no kids, periods where populations actually declined, like the plague that wiped out what, 1/3 of Europe or something like that.
What you said is just absolutely stupid. |
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| Un-Naun |
Either God doesn't exist or he has severe multiple personality disorder... |
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| L Burton |
Why is it that we do not believe in things that we do have as collective and random evidence like Bigfoot, sea monsters and UFOs, but we do believe in a God, saviors and prophets that never offer so much as a blurry photo or a grainy video clip? Perhaps we fear more of what we do know over what we hope to know? |
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| Unknown |
It is ridiculous to say that Atheism itself is a belief system, a belief that there is no higher power. An infinite amount of concepts can be thought up and then not believed in so it would be impossible to consider atheism as a belief. If Atheism was a belief then all people are atheist to something. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I don't know where STRIKER gets his knowledge from (probably the bible) but the surface of any stretch of water ISN'T flat. It is curved to follow the curvature of the Earth. The water level in a tube or pipe or canal follows that same curvature. |
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| Fernando J Lopez |
We live humbly, knowing that fact governs the conscious and faith merely guides our dreams. |
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| Edward Garcia |
You do not question religion. Why, because that makes you a heretic doesn't it? Thats bad, why? Because they say so. You aren't going to do anything about it because that makes you a rebel right? They make you believe that t |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Why is it that believers believe that we humankind are something special? We are NOT special. We are merely another animal that populates this little ball of cooling rock orbiting a middle-aged ball of gas in the backwaters of a mid-sized galaxy.
Nothing special at all. And like all living things, animal vegetable or fish, we are programmed to die. And when we are dead . . . that's it. Dead, it's over, we're finished. Just like this quote is brought to an end by this full stop. |
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| Zuurmelk |
The bible is a motely collection of ancient Jewish fables,folklore,history,law,ethics etc...how anyone can be convinced to beleive in their psychopathic/schizophrenic god baffles... |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The only things that gets recycled after death is the nutritional value of our bodies and the legacy of wealth, memories and impressions we leave behind.
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| Anonymous |
"Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned". |
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Voltaire |
"The Bible. (caps not mine). What fools have written, what imbeciles command, what rogues teach, and young children are made to learn by heart". |
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| Unknown |
I have more faith in the ability's of friend's, family and duct tape than any god, divinity, priest, pastor, holy man or their proxy's |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Praise be to God for he is our Lord and Protector. But DO keep your gun handy, just in case. |
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| Adam Lewis |
My refusal to ridicule and denigrate your belief in God as you've done my disbelief doesn't make my position any less valid. It just makes me a better person than you. |
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| James |
Gods are nothing but Limitations set in against our will at a young age by our elders I hope that a generation will come soon to stop such tyranny and let the generation after them expand their knowledge further than that of which our limiters have restricted us too. I applaud the people who have deactivated their limiters. |
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| lolman |
faith is is the opposite of fact so why do people follow faith thinking that is true |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Gods have never evolved beyond an opinion.
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| Unknown |
religion was invented so that 2 tipes of people can profit
1.The church
2.The goverment |
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| Unknown |
Since god knows everything, it can’t have faith. And because it’s already claimed to be the highest power, it can’t believe in a higher power.
Let’s review; a god without faith or without belief in a higher power makes your god an Atheist.
Since god is an Atheist, and Atheists believe that gods don’t exist, your god doesn’t exist.
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| Frankie Boyle |
Religion’s just what we thought before we understood what mental illness was - “A bush talked to me!” “Brilliant, what did it say? What did the bush say?!” Let’s live our lives by what the bush said you stupid fucking cunts! |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The world is profit oriented and prophet disoriented. |
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| NoGods4Me |
Trying to have a rational discussion, about theism vs atheism, is impossible with a christian who's only response is childish sarcasm. |
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Diane Fadden |
If there's a god and we are all made in his image and everything is according to his divine plan, which is perfect good, that includes gay people, created to live and breathe on this earth too. What amazes me is all the followers of god who strive against him because of one or two verses in a book of questionable (and often highly suspicious) authorship. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Religion: blinded by the dark. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
I respect more the elephant burial grounds than I do a church cemetery. |
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| VYSAKH VIJAYAN |
Relegion is nothing other than a chain created during the iron age that managed to chain all the fools. |
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| J money |
Religion is the sane way to be insane. |
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| what the @%#$ |
How did Noah feed all dem animal?How does one live inside a whale?How does a virgin get pregnant?This is gods word?Methinks the lord bullshits somewhat! |
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| what the @%#$ |
God created me a sinner,and to relieve me of my sinning ways he tortured and killed his son 2000 yrs before I was born.Makes perfect sense to me. |
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| Langenhoven |
So the supposed god of this universe takes time off his busy schedule to pronounce the death sentence by public stoning on a sabbath breaker...maybe that sould be the first lesson they should teach in Sunday school to give the kids a wake up call... |
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| Bl4ckstatic |
What good are prayers when everything that happens is God’s will? |
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| Dopee |
I must repent for my sins ? So much for being made by God in his image. |
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| Kameelbek |
If I were granted omnipotence and billions of years to experiment in, I would not think planet earth much to boast of as the final result of all my efforts.. |
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| Unknown |
Mankind uses religion to justify murder,rape ,cruelty and malice. |
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| Unknown |
If Jesus died on the cross for our sins only to come back to life 3 days later, wouldn't that negate the good deed? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
To be a good Christian, a good Muslim, a good Jew or a good supporter of any other god based religion, one has to ACCEPT the lies, to ACCEPT how to SPREAD the lies and also how to DENY the TRUTH by whatever means one can. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
We have to alter our clocks by an hour tonight. This is simply because 'God the Creator' got things wrong right from the outset.
Furthermore, we have to resort to this action twice per year in order to save our farmers from having to milk their cows in the dark.
Surely HE should've seen this problem arising?
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Sam Hill |
When you are educated to believe in lies, lies become the only truth. |
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EA Miller |
Religious Person: “Respect my beliefs!†“Respect my beliefs!†“Respect my beliefs!â€
Me: “No, not until you respect and stop trampling all over my non-belief.â€
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EA Miller |
Only through perpetual ignorance can religion remain a powerful force in the world. |
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EA Miller |
To stomp all over someone’s civil rights and declare that it’s “god’s will†is a faulty premise as well as morally bankrupt. |
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EA Miller |
When asked about religion, a wise man once said, “No, thank you!†|
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Sam Hill |
Pope because he lies to people? I thought it was a sin. |
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MrSoftware Junior |
The reason why you prefer Christianity to Islam, Buddhism and Hindu, Islam to Christianity, Buddhism and Hindu, Buddhism to Christianity, Islam and Hindu, Hindu to Christianity, Buddhism and Islam, is the same reason why I prefer none of them to any of them.
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Sam Hill |
Seek the light of knowledge, but be careful, you may encounter the light of ignorance that can blind you. |
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