top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| Baron von Knifty |
I don’t want eternal life without knowing the rules. If I have to live forever sitting on a cloud listening to harp music, well, after about a week of that lunacy I’d want to blow my brains out. But here’s the rub; I can’t be destroyed because I’m living forever! Therin lies the good Christians hell. |
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| Acimowic |
If God made Man in His image, then he must have had a tiny cock. |
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| unknown |
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. |
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| Dark Cobra - GameFAQs |
Even if he did exist, I would not stoop as low as to worship a God who created me without MY permission. |
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| Thomas |
The only things ‘Holy’ about the Bible are the plot holes. |
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| Rady in Flight of the Phoenix |
Spirituality is not religion. Religion divides people. Belief in something unites them. |
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| Missy |
Why do people say God is a man? Does he have male parts? I thought only women can create life. |
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| F. A. Thomas |
If god created man in his own image, why do we all worship such an ugly fucker? |
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| Balt Jenkins |
If i could travel back in time to meet the one's responsible of creating religions, i would take a big gun |
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| ANON |
Failth is what allows you to believe that which you know not to be true |
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| Kaytea |
Sure lots of people believe in God, alot of people used to believe the world was flat too. |
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Ricardo Ferrari |
"Prove me that Allah is not real and I will prove that your god is not real" |
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| Wil |
Religion is a lot like Communism: It looks really good on paper, but in reality it just doesn't work. |
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| Anoop Baben |
if man is a devil then god is a gun |
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| Unknown |
In all of the different religions there are many different theories about what happens after you die. But death is no mystery. We all know what death is like, considering we 'experienced' it up until the moment we were conceived. |
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| Pennywise |
i asked my 5year old nephew who is god and he replied "superman" i laughed but soon realized that is also what a grow person thinks |
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Douglas Adams |
Is a garden not beautiful enough without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it? |
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| Graham Blackburn |
Science for the mind, religion for the blind. |
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| Homer Simpson |
But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
SEEK AND YE SHALL FIND THE TRUTH; In my dictionary “rector” can be found right on top of “rectum.” God’s will or coincidence? You be the judge.
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| Baron von Knifty |
I have better things to do than sit around begging for salvation and respecting a god who lets babies die.
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| savage beastie |
to the people who dont belive in evolution, just look at a primates skeletal structure, then compare it to a human's skeleton. is that not evidence for evolution, or did god just run out of ideas. |
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| Unknown |
We all have imaginary friends, we just dont all call them Jesus... |
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| jstep |
Heaven or Hell, doesn't really matter you can't get there from here |
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| jstep |
To say that Evolution is not a practical verifiable theory is like saying Intelligent Design is.... |
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| David Powers |
If a huge meteor hadn't crashed on Earth millions of years ago, would there now be intelligent lizards sitting around wondering how impossible it all would be for every past event to unfold just right, so that they could exist? That must surely be pr |
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| Christopher Martin |
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but it should be their opinion. |
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| Unknown |
It is very hard to ask a child to give up the idea of Santa Clause-- it is very comforting and harmeless enough to believe in. However, it is a necesary part of growing up no matter how happy and comfortable it makes you. It is the same with religion it is very hard to give up, but unlike Santa Clause far too many people are killed on its account far too often. Religon is the world's greates plauge. |
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| Albert Ellis (American Psychologist) |
"Anyway, devout religionists are frequently attracted to and bound to their piety largely because it presumably offers them holier-than-thouness and one-up-man-ship over non-religionists..." |
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| Boudicat |
It would be easier to argue cancer from one's body than to argue it from one's mind. |
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| Edmund Waller |
The fear of hell or aiming to be blest savours too much of private interest |
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| Geroge Carlin |
Religion is bullshit |
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| Me |
I'm going to hell because I'm an atheist? Okay, last one down has to bring the beer. |
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| Mario Ramadan |
So what do I believe in? I believe in Google! For it has offered me with more choices and answers than any man, book, or scripture could ever provide. |
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| Missy |
If christians are so good, then why do they judge and condem you to hell if you don't follow their believes? That is a bully in my world. |
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| James Fox |
I am Factual therefore i am an Atheist. |
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Baron von Knifty |
I used to think that religion was brainwashing, but upon reflection I realized there are no brains attached to it.
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| Prof Uri Nassol |
Our species has evolved big brains... we just haven't figured out how to use them properly yet. Now, that's where atheism comes in... |
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| Danielle Feffer |
God is said to have created all creatures of the land, sea, and air, right? But why would anyone purposely create the mosquito? |
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Richard Dawkins |
Isn't enough to say a garden is beautiful without believing there are fairies at the bottom of it? |
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| Steve Meyer |
Faith=Brainwashed! |
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| unknown |
you are nothing but an imaginary friend. you did not create us. we created you. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
I firmly believe there is a hell on earth, and it is called formal, organized religion.
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| Jenny Guy |
There's only thing standing in the way of me having a relationship with God; is His existence. |
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| Martin Williamson |
Given that there are roughly 6 billion people on our planet, that there are 10 planets revolving our sun, that there are - on average - 40 billion stars in every galaxy and that there could be up to 500 billion galaxys in our universe I think that the idea that there is one, super powerful entity that sees and cares what you and me do is the most unimaginably absurd thing I will ever hear. |
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| Vancoqt |
If there is god(s), human as a lowly mortal cannot explain to fellow humans about god(s), god-self could do them impeccably. Billions of lies don’t make any truth. No written book dictates last word about god(s). Fellow humans need to be matured enough to engage reality. |
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| Mike |
"Religion is searching in a dark cellar for a black cat that isn't there." |
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| Xenophanes |
The Ethiopians say that their gods are snub-nosed and black, the Thracians that theirs have light blue eyes and red hair. |
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| Robert |
Religion has done far much more harm to people than good. A source of fear and not solace. Good men should fight it relentlessly. The sooner religion is desmissed, the sooner humanity can unite and put down petty differences based in archaic thought systems. |
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Yashashwi Sidharth |
Losers needed someone to blame and idiots had to somehow explain, so "GOD exists" was their claim. |
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