top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| kunal |
if there is god and if he has created me and the way i think then how did he possibly give me the ability to think about his inexistance ? |
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| Morgan Freeman |
I AM God |
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| Unknown |
funny joke: jesus christ |
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| andy the atheist |
HI+LO We atheist look up to you, but all we see is arseholes. |
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| Peter Teixeira |
Joseph, I understand being loving, trusting, and supportive, but Virgin Birth? Open your eyes my good man - your lady, Mary, is a cheating slut! |
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| Unknown |
Religion since tribes and empires, was used for contorl and power..... |
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| Dennis Pasbrig II |
Some of history's brightest men and women are atheist. There is a reason for that. |
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| Liam Hunter |
To avoid deny a chaotic existence, one forms a chaotic belief; such is the paradox of religion |
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| LEE HAU MING |
The only reason i dont believe in religion is because it doesnt even exist |
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| Omar Masri |
If Jesus died for our sins why is there the threat of hell for sinning? |
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| Thomas Burch |
Religion is a drug people for people with a broken imagination. |
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| Rabboleth |
Jesus isn't coming back. He's afraid the Catholics will eat him. |
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| akwlb |
God created everything and humans no? "In 7 days." I don't see how you can fit 13 billion years of the Universe creation and it's unfinished, 230 million years of dinosour roaming, and thousands and thousands of years of caveman trying to evolve into what we are now. |
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| Andrew |
There are a lot of religions out there - most, if not all, are wrong. But as you include science, in which man has discovered, all faith is lost. |
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| Hayley |
religion is like a cold, annoying, persistent and hard to get rid of! |
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| Anonymous |
So, Who created god?,yeah, didn't think you could answer that. |
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| jromemichael |
I find it impossible to believe that the earth (or the universe) is some deity's hobby ant farm. |
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| Magnus Betnér |
If god don't like gay people, why did he put the prostate where it can be touched? |
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| Soul Doubt |
Whoever said "With God, all things are possible" obviously hasn't tried nailing a piece of jello to a tree. |
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| Not worm |
If humans didn't exist, the idea of god wouldn't exist. |
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| johnnie jones |
If you have read the bible, as I have, you read the word of god, who says, life begins with the first breath that he gives the newborn baby, life ends with the final breath, so how is abortion the taking of a life, god says has not yet begun ? I am an atheist, confirmed by reading the bible .
8-19-2010 |
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| Jimmy Carr |
When I was a kid, I used to have an imaginary friend. I thought he went everywhere with me. I could talk to him and he could hear me, and he could grant me wishes and stuff too. But then I grew up, and stopped going to church |
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| Loren Kahle |
Not one shred of evidence for God, yet millions of people talk to 'Him' daily. Earth is one big psycho ward. |
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| johnnie jones |
How long would it have taken a totally christian world to reach the moon?, as thinking the world was flat, they wouldn't have been to America yet . |
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| Travont'e D.Staples |
Religion has the same definition as opinion. |
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| johnnie jones |
I have seen stupid, I have been stupid, but never stupid enough to believe in god . |
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| johnnie jones |
Lies aren't made in heaven, they're made in church . |
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| Rabboleth |
The very idea that God is infinitely good, or even *understands* goodness is laughable. We have places for humans who behave like Him and approve of the same things as He: prisons and lunatic asylums. |
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| Rabboleth |
Scripture is a wonderful source of truth, if by "truth" you mean fascist propaganda. |
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| Anony mouse |
I asked God if he existed and was pleasantly answered by nothing. |
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| Ungodly |
Only the human ego is arrogant enough to invent a thing called god & then worship this as if it was real. Only humans could play such tricks upon themselves. |
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| Johnfred |
If there is a God and if he really loves us, then why do people need to die? |
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| CodeX - iFortner |
I'll tell you who the real demon in this world is... human ignorance |
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| derek d'souza |
"a lighthouse is way more important than a church " |
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| The Four Herbs of Epicurus |
There is nothing to fear from gods,
There is nothing to feel in death,
Good can be attained,
Evil can be endured
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| Carlos MartinDelCampo |
We shall live our lives like it is our last, for it is. However, we must also maintain good morals and values for even if have nothing to live for after death, we are still human beings and the only thing that seperates us from the brutes is our so called "Moral Sense."
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| Dustin |
Host can delete this quote but I have to say I agree with Quantity vs. Quality. All you're doing is repeating yourself and other quotes by rewording them 10 times a day. It's really frustrating trying to look for new enlightening quotes by having to sift through your constant repitition and spam. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
Those that cling to god & religion are those that are unable to face reality as it is. |
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| Prof Uri Nassol |
Worship none but Gandalf |
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| o TAK u |
If God is real the word atheist won't exist. |
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Baron von Knifty |
Christmas is to Jesus as penguins are to Buicks.
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| Analin Vader |
Religion is a blindfold at our own execution. I'd rather have a good look around while I still have the chance... even seeing muzzles flashing is better than darkness. |
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| Walt Fristoe |
Science is the lighthouse,
Faith is the rocks below. |
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| Unknown |
If I were a religious person, how would i know which god is the real one? |
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| Jack Pritchard |
All babies are atheists. Those lucky enough to have a keen intelligence, sense of curiosity and refusal to accept everything they are told to be true will remain so and have a far richer view of the world as a result.
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| unknown |
Whats the difference between an invisible, incorporeal, floating dragon who spits heatless fire and no dragon at all? |
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Reyner Valencia |
religion is a part of human invention. its like a machine that produces money effortlessly. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
You can’t sell stupidity, but you can disguise it as religion and make millions.
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| Brandon Gene Cruz (wefm) |
God is by far the most fucked up figure constantly recreated in those who believe's imagination. The sad fact about God is, it does not exist. The mind will do anything to distort the harsh reality we live in and promote reproduction. |
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| Frankie Boyle |
And on the 7th day God created a magical talking leopard, and forgot all about us. |
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EA Miller |
Mythological characters do not have the capacity to love or hate, show equality or bigotry, or exhibit generosity or greed until man first uses his pen to breathe life into them. |
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EA Miller |
The Old Testament: fictional folklore based on pagan religions
The New Testament: fictional folklore using the Old Testament as its outline
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EA Miller |
Freedom comes when one decides NOT to dedicate their entire life to religious myth. |
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EA Miller |
If god is invisible, who’s to say that he’s not naked and watching you this very minute? Fictional characters really can be quite creepy! |
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Pat Simons |
If there was some definitive argument proving the existence of god, you would be hearing that argument from every theologian on the planet. As it stands, we have approximately as many arguments for god's existence as we do theologians. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Morality has no need of Gods -- it is socially derived -- a clause in every social contract. There is no practical morality for the lone castaway on a desert island -- for he can neither be sinned against nor sinning. (Observation #1428) |
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EA Miller |
"Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops you asking the questions."
Frater Ravus |
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EA Miller |
Why would an all-knowing god ask his flock to "be fruitful and multiply" when he should be well aware that the Earth has finite resources which better serve a smaller population? |
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EA Miller |
Matthew 7:1 (KJV)
"Judge not, that ye not be judged."
The religious are often quick to condemn or “pray for†atheists without ever considering asking them what they really want.
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EA Miller |
“If a believer demands that I, as a nonbeliever, observe his taboos in the public domain, he is not asking for my respect, but for my submission.â€
-Flemming Rose |
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