top atheist quotes (total: 16012)

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Baron von Knifty Nothing moves me like the bible, that’s why I make it my bathroom reader.

Craig Crawford Craig Crawford Religion is worse than meth - Addictive, destructive and creates delusions.
an anonymous teenage atheist I shall compare religion to infomercials. They both have a plentiful amount of lies and exaggerations, but at least one of them offers me something useful.
Baron von Knifty Religion: What you don’t see is what you get.

Prayer: Getting nothing for something.

Dan Wernberg I am bemused that the word of god is changing nearly as quick it is being disproved
Me Atheism, the thinking man's belief system.
Vincent van Gogh I have a terrible need of -- dare I say the word? -- religion. Then I go out at night to paint the stars...
Ibn Ghalib Small incremental 'steps of reason' are better than 'leap of faith'! What is faith afraid of, that it wants to jump over?
Edgar f. Where do dinosaurs fit in creation?
Charles Stevens Religion; the greatest fraud against mankind
W. Fristoe In order to be able to think outside the box, you need to know what's inside the box.
P. Hubers The symbols of faith are the signs of ignorance.
Freidrich Nietzsche "God is dead, God remains dead, and we have killed him".
David Rohlf The moment I said I was an athiest and really became one I felt a sudden relief. Like a bunch of weight full of lies was lifted off my head.
Vincent van Gogh (Dutch Painter) "I can very well do without God both in my life and in my painting, but I cannot, suffering as I am, do without something which is greater than I am, which is my life, the power to create."
unknown Open your mouth and shut your eyes and see what Zeus will send you!
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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We are in charge of our own destiny.

It has always bugged me that we celebrate a rapist at Christmas by paying homage to him and his illegitimately and illegally conceived son.

I mean, if the gospels are gospel then God - or one of his emissaries, at his bidding - had sex with a young virgin, without her knowledge or permission and compounded the issue by getting her pregnant and then buggering off.

If that isn't to be considered wanton rape and ravish, what other description is there?
Roger Phillips Roger Phillips Human beings absolutely love to have power over other human beings.
The traditional way to have power over other human beings is through war and conquest.
A much easier and safer way to gain power over other people is by founding a religion.
Richard Feynman Richard Feynman I think it's much more interesting to live without knowing than having answers that might be wrong.

-- Richard Feynman
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Feynman
Charles Antell Charles Antell Which came first, religion or mental illness?
carlton sumsion carlton sumsion Religion is the opiate for the masses
Carlos Mora Carlos Mora The bible is a fairy tale , which was taken too seriously .
NoGods4Me NoGods4Me Christian: You can't use the word "god", because you don't believe in "God".

Atheist: By that logic, you can't use the word "Thursday", named for the god Thor, because you don't believe in him.
Baron von Knifty Baron von Knifty Religion is one damned thing after another.
Davo Yumpus Davo Yumpus Billions of prayers "going up" around the world 24/7,...
God: "Will you needy, whiny people shut the fuck up & accept the PLAN I gave you" !!!
Orion Orion Religion is ignorant
because for thousands of years we have created diffrent
Religions yet they are all false
yet why are the current religions true
Because religion is like a child's imagination they love it until
Something better comes along
Zoetbekkie The only miracle I can think of is how ancient Middle Eastern nomadic goat herders can still convince millions in this modern age that they had an exclusive hotline to some deity...lets get real people.
@thereisawayjose @thereisawayjose Religion is the biggest fraud ever committed upon the Human race
Steve Religion flies planes into buildings.
Science flies men on the moon.
Atheist Revelation Even if there was a god, I would still die an atheist.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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I will gladly play any god at naughts and crosses and I'll bet I win every time. I'll even let them go first.
NoGods4Me Victory for the cause of secular values on 11/6/12! The Christian Taliban's attempts at turning the USA into a Theocracy was prevented...for now. We must remain strong and continue to fight the good fight!
Unknown You ask a person who believes in god, Where do you go when you die? He answers to heaven or hell, it depends. Then you ask Him, How do you know that? He stays quiet and can't answer cheeky face
Unknown Predatory pedophile priests prey on pre-pubescent pupils.
Dickone Q: Are we all predestined?
A: No, we still look around before crossing the road.
Anton Barako God is the main character of the most influential artwork of the world literature, the Bible. Therefore, man create god
Jesus H. Christ There is nothing more pathetic than a mindless godbot with nothing better to do than to post his/her bat-shit crazy rants on an atheist quotes website. I pity the poor fool.
Atheist why are these stupid believers posting here?? X-(
Christian Lawton Religion is nothing but the blind leading the blind from generation to generation, accomplishing nothing other than immersing themselves in a delusional state and justifying it with their own ignorance.
Unknown Christianity: The belief that some cosmic zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in all humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...... Makes perfect sense.
johnnie jones

Stupid people are too stupid to realise they are stupid.
David Kircher Only man is so vain as to believe he will exist forever.
Ricky Gervais If God is so perfect, how come he made me an atheist?
robthedeist just got a friend request from jesus christ - his message said that if i didn't accept him, i'm going to hell. so i chose the 'not now' option.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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My mind is as closed to the existence of gods as it is to the existence of magic, ghosts, fairies and all other such rubbish that belongs in the human imagination. After all, it is the human imagination that created such rubbish.

As a species, and in the grand scheme of things, we've been on Earth barely a few seconds. Yet many regard we humankind as something above the other creatures and very special. We are not. We are merely an accident of nature and will be eradicated LONG before the lowliest creature and the Earth breathes its last breath.
GOD Hi , God here ,i created 500m galaxies , with 200m stars in each , and you think i care if Mrs Jones's husband wears a condom , or if someone works on a sunday , thanks a lot , for thinking so little of me
Chris Robichaud why does god get so mad at creatures made in his image?
Am i on the right page Never tie your shoelaces in a revolving doorway
ex-Chirstian The god of the bible must be the most hateful and despicable fictional creature ever dredged up from the sewers of the warped human imagination...
NoGods4Me If science should discover that there really is a "supreme being" such as the evil, sadistic, tyrant god of the buy-bull...I'd say that humanity is truly SCREWED!
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EA Miller EA Miller “Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.”

-Han Solo
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Where knowledge enters, ignorance departs.
Pat Simons Pat Simons We humans are hard wired to try and make sense of our surroundings. It's part of our survival strategy as a species. Unfortunately, when we don't have good explanations for things we tend to start making things up. Then comes religion, followed by orthodoxy, and that's where we get in trouble.
EA Miller EA Miller Bible study groups think that they are having meaning and intelligent discussions when in actuality all they are doing is reinforcing superstition while turning a blind eye to science.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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And another thing . . .

There's a fortune to be made by someone who can come up with an anti-religion vaccine.
EA Miller EA Miller If you're comfortable with religion providing all of life's answers, you've become much too comfortable!
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Selling Heaven is a lot like selling Time-Share apartments.

But at least with Time-Share you do get to see the apartment.
Dr. Idel Dreimer Dr. Idel Dreimer Certainty in the absence of evidence is the great inspirational strength -- and the great moral weakness -- at the heart of any religion. (Observation # 1421)
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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It's not right that Muslim men have more than one wife. It just doesn't seem fair on them.

I mean, NO man deserves more than one mother-in-law!
EA Miller EA Miller “God is an unreasonable excuse for reasonable ignorance.”

Michael A. Sherlock
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