top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| Cardinal Bellarmino 1615, during the trial of Gali |
To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Theist: "Why won't you believe in God?"
Atheist: "Because you won't believe in me and yet I believe in you." |
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| Prof Uri Nassol |
Whenever life's hardships burden me, whenever I struggle to rise and face each day, whenever the clouds of sadness have taken the sunlight from my life... I think about how dumb religious people are and have a bloody good laugh! |
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| unknow |
If pride is the most deadly sin god is a conceited bastard. |
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Hugh Jedake |
Fellow atheists, don't worry about Pascal's wager, because if there is a god after all, he'll forgive us. Well, if he can forgive Myra Hindley it's obvious he'll forgive us for using our brains properly. |
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Herr Flick |
Every child is a 'gift from God', so what did we do to deserve Hitler? Oh I forgot, the excuse is Hitler still had 'free will'. But wasn't the brain that made Hitler a nutcase supplied by God? |
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Baron von Knifty |
Without proof, your god is no different from an imaginary friend, wishful thinking, delusion or no god whatsoever.
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Halifax |
My favorite bit of the bible is where the talking snake gets Eve to eat the magic apple and she suddenly becomes ashamed of her vagina and Adam hides and god can't find him! Very plausible, and certainly inspired me to take it seriously. |
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Father Ted Crilly |
Testicles produce roughly 1,000 sperm a second during our adult lives? And we're made in God's image? God must be wanking himself silly! |
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| Longinus |
Evolution is not like creationism. It isn't a claim that one can choose to believe, but a fact that one chooses to acknowledge. |
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Alan Harvey |
Religion: A lot of fanciful ideas inspired by wishful thinking. Science: A lot of logical ideas based on the best evidence available. Which should we have faith in? |
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Mark Walsh |
Noticing a contradictory nature here...
EXO 15:3 The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.
ROM 15:33 Now the God of peace be with you all. Amen. |
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Baron von Knifty |
If god is supposedly the most honest entity in the universe then the last thing he’d want to be associated with is corrupt religions.
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| Calliope Muse |
Attempting to reason with a religious fanatic is like trying to nail jello to a tree. |
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Evan Gowing |
If the universe is infinite, the four dimensions are infinite. This includes time, and time's infinity shows that there was no origin and no beginning. While this may be difficult or even impossible to grasp, it is my best explanation of why there is no "Creator". |
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Edward Munch |
From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity. |
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| Stygian von Belfry |
In order to be tolerant of speaking to a christian, I must remember the multitude of people that I still need to conduct affairs with who say 'irregardless' and, of the demeanor with which I must use in speaking to animals and small children. |
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| Jack Pritchard |
As a good christian, how could you enjoy heaven knowing that some of the nicest, kindest, gentlest and most selfless people that you have known and loved are burning in hell simply for respectfully having a different point of view from you?
And if you could, what does that say about you? |
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| Anonymous |
If God had self-esteem issues would that be blasphemy? |
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| Shredderbeam |
Things that don't exist don't give evidence of their non-existence. |
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| Unknown |
Hands clasped in prayer are hands rendered useless. |
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| unknown 1 |
Albert Einstein said : The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.I think god does this very well |
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| Chalmers |
A prayer in a public school! God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion! |
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| Big Ray |
Jesus is (was) a bastard. Sorry for the swear word, but think about it. A bastard is a child born out of wedlock, right? Mary wasn't a nun, she was just some random,and god made her preggers without marrying her or even paying allimony... So what? Jesus is a bastard and god is a jerk father |
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| Baron von Knifty |
If all men were immortal they would eventually beg for death.
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| William Richtmyer |
Believing in 'God' is just like believing Santa Claus. He is not there. The belief is just to cover up something. In God's case, it is to cover up the fear of death. |
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| To David above |
'Prove all things' - 1 Thess. 5:21 |
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| Andrew Waterhouse |
At one time, evolution was a theore and religion was a "fact". And now that evolution is a "fact", what is religion? |
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| Clint Willard |
All the deaths caused by man pale in comparison to the acts of God. |
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| Daniel Renner |
Did you make mankind after we made you? |
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| Don Hirschberg |
If atheism is a religion, then bald is a colour of hair. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Don’t you get it? Religious followers are referred to as a “flock” because sheep blindly follow without question. Religious followers are also referred to as god’s “children” because it takes a child’s mind to believe in fairy tales.
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| Baron von Knifty |
God knows all the bad people here on earth, and he’s going to judge them after they die. No, no. Judge them now, here on earth, stupid, before they steal my car.
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| Baron von Knifty |
Lighting a candle for Jesus serves a dual purpose. It pollutes the air and puts money in the pockets of people who make wax.
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| Ryan Adkins |
Jesus is the best used-car salesman of all time, we're still driving this junker after another 2000 years |
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| Chris Lachapelle |
The concept of God is the equivalent of believing in the Easter Bunny, Santa Clause or the Tooth Fairy. The difference is, adults still believe in God. |
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| unknown |
if all god's children are created equal why is the pope so high and mighty? |
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| Baron von Knifty |
You’ll never be a complete person until you realize the only power in the universe that means anything is the power of the brain. Shut it down with asinine religion and the world will become very, very dark again.
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| Bobby |
to Lauren-ashley Reimer:
1) atheists don't hate god. you can't hate something that you don't believe exists. 2) if god made athiests, atheists dont have a choice to believe/not believe, how then can they be held responsible for something god made them to be? 3) "God is the way the truth and the life." Now prove how this is true, you cant. The bible doesnt prove anything, it just says it. 4) you ignore your own book which says 'Prove all things' (1 Thess. 5:21). you have no evidence to prove god exists except your own 'feelings'. 5) dont use this site to preach, you're bound to be made a fool. 6) 15 yrs old heh? you're still young. there's still time for you to think about how you've been indoctrinated and wake up. |
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| Sam Harris |
“People of faith tend to argue that it is not faith itself but man’s baser nature that inspires such violence. But I take it to be self-evident that ordinary people cannot be moved to burn genial old scholars alive for blaspheming the Koran, or celebrate the violent deaths of their children unless they believe some improbable things about the universe.” |
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| Ed Krebs |
Bottom Line of All Religions - "The World is run by invisible beings, with magical powers, who need to be worshiped." |
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| Baron von Knifty |
There’s a book, “The Bible For Dummies.” It’s a second printing. The first printing was simply called “The Bible,” and it too was written for dummies.
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| Lucy Stewart |
Why does the bible tell us that homosexuality is a sin? Is it because it is seen as being unnatural? Then, if that is the case...then it is similar to god, since god is not a natural being, he is a supernatural being. He does not comply with the laws of nature!! How hypocritical!! |
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| Alexa Z. |
"who created you then?" asks someone. "I don't waste my precious time plundering that, i live on, and then die. It doesn't matter in the end who created me, it matters that we live at all." |
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| Aristotle |
Probable impossibilities are to be preferred to improbable possibilities. |
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| anonymous |
The fact that god does not exist is that it is not my belief; it is reality.
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| Bibleman |
Churches focus on "teaching the people" and yet the bible says that eating from the 'tree of knowledge' is what got us here in the first place. Shouldn't pastors focus on getting people to stop eating from the fruit of knowledge? Oh wait they do. |
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| Edward Abbey |
Whatever we cannot easily understand we call god. Belief in the supernatural reflects a failure of the imagination. |
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| Confucius’s quote |
Not knowing about life, how is it possible to know about death. |
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| Mike White |
Through faith even the impossible is possible, through reason the impossible looks increasing improbable. |
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EA Miller |
Religion and critical thinking cannot coexist with one another. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
When FACT appears, FAITH goes out the window. Or at least it should. |
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EA Miller |
Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs. |
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EA Miller |
For those theists who claim that we are all favored by god and he has a plan for all of us…
I always have wondered what kind of "favor" god is giving to the millions in the world that are impoverished, those in war-torn countries sorting through rubble for belongings & family members, and those dying of horrific, very painful terminal diseases. God's favor is a delusion.
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EA Miller |
“What one man calls God, another calls the laws of physics.†–Tesla |
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EA Miller |
Religion has been used to justify slavery, deny women's reproductive rights, and permit open discrimination of gay people. It must be criticized when it infringes upon the civil rights and liberties of other individuals. |
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EA Miller |
The odds of winning the Powerball lottery jackpot in the United States is 292,000,000 to 1 and yet they're still more favorable than anyone every meeting their own personal god! |
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EA Miller |
The original Gospel of Mark ended at 16:8 with no post-death appearance of Jesus. Verses 16:9-20 were added many decades after the original. Seems the Bronze-Age writers needed to add a "happily ever after ending" to this depressing fictional story! |
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Glenn Tant |
"I'm much more in awe of watching a man walk on the moon than the belief that one walked on water" |
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Glenn Tant |
"The fundamentalist condemns me in one sentence, the “Jesus is love†liberal takes about three and a half pages to get the job done" |
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