top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| unknown |
I used to believe in god...then again I used to piss in the bed, so I guess it doesn't say much for either of us. |
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| Article 11, Treatey of Tripoly, 1796 |
"As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion..." |
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| Efi B. |
Atheism is a non-prophet organization |
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| David Rohlf |
I am a baptized,communionized,confirmed Catholic and yet I do not believe in God. |
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| Joe Stout |
Religion is for the weak hearted. |
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| Durgadas Prasoon |
Extreme madness is given a name "religion" which is followed by extreme fools without questions |
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Tania R. Chase |
If I was god, I'd deny my own "creation". Only evolution could create a system of life that is so cruel. |
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| lenny bruce |
if jesus had been killed 20 years ago catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around thiear necks instead of crosses |
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| MIK |
Through out the ages the machinery of religion has achived exactly that which it was designed to do. Raise Armies! |
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| Baron d'Holbach |
If we go back to the beginning we shall find that ignorance and fear created the gods; that fancy, enthusiasm, or deceit adorned or disfigured them; that weakness worships them; that credulity preserves them, and that custom, respect and tyranny support them in order to make the blindness of men serve its own interests. |
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| Robert DesLauriers |
"The motive for the invention of all religions
is the fear of death" |
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| Isaac Asimov |
A God who cannot smile could not have created this humorous universe. |
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Anthony W Allsop (admin) |
You have only one life so make the most of it. |
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| Unknown |
I don't understand what the Christians have against me! I mean, whether they're right and there is a God, or I'm right and there isn't, NEITHER of us is going to heaven. |
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| Unknown |
It is said that Jesus died on the cross for all our sins - those committed as well as the ones we will committ. Doesnt that include the original sin above all? The one that banned Adam and Eve from paradise? This doesnt seem like paradise to me. |
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| Jose Vega |
Do not abandon the church, for it is true that there are a lot of hypocrits there, but you can always fit another one! |
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| unknown |
Gods all shit |
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| Henny Youngman |
I wanted to be an atheist until I found out they had no holidays . . . |
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| jstep |
The real problem with the Romans is they didn't have near enough Lions |
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| from "Constantine" a.k. Rackham |
God is a kid with an ant farm |
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| Morning Red, vocalist of Auto da fe |
Discussing the bible from a scientific perspective is like debating material stress in gingerbread houses. Why would a creator of such diversity be so selective? Why would he keep secret the directive he espouses? |
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| Clint Murphy |
Joseph was a fool, Mary was a whore, and Jesus was a bastard. (Christians are fucking idiots)!!!!!! |
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| Prof Uri Nassol |
Ignorance is bliss... just have a look at all the dumb smiles as people walk out of your local church. |
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| unknown |
Did adam and eve have belly buttons? |
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| Richard Matthews |
Millions of people have died from disagreements about how to beleive in God. Has anyone ever died because they disagreed about how not to beleive in God? Probably not. |
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| Will |
The goal of religion is to prophecize the revelation, or apocolypse, or what have you; and see to it that it becomes a self fulfilling prophecy. There's a certain aparant desperation to have at least one prophecy fulfilled. |
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| Isaac Asimov |
Poorly read, the Bible is the most potent force FOR atheism ever conceived. |
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| sir David stevens |
why pray to god when it rains .when you dont pray to godwhen the sun shines. |
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| Stephen Colbert |
"Agnostics: atheists without balls." |
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| Edward Abbey |
The missionaries go forth to Christianize the savages--as if the savages weren't dangerous enough already. |
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| Anonymous |
God created men in HIS IMAGE, so he created the gays in is image too, therefore god is bisexual... |
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| Unknown |
Religion has made people kill, steal, sacrifice, rape, shun, and break every moral law known to man, and yet, they claim that they are holy. The irony in that claim can cure anemia. |
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| vancoqt |
The Christians are still having fun in their imaginary wonderland by proclaiming that theirs are the biggest and fastest growing religion in the world.
The stark contrast is that they are the biggest alley of clowns fooling themselves under the delusion of a promised eternity that have caused the most substantial divide in human history.
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| jstep |
reason and religion cancel each other out |
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| DRS |
If 14% of the US is non-religious, the remaining percentage must be carrying defective genes to develop all the weird religions in this country. |
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| Blulu |
So many religions; so many sects and cults broken away from those religions; so many different denominations, and so much disagreement within each denomination. Yet most religious people are convinced that their way is the ONE true way and their god is the ONE true god. God must be pretty stupid to reveal himself in such a confusing way. Yet he’s supposed to love us so much that he sacrificed his child to save each of us. Perhaps less sacrifice and more clarification would have worked better, huh?
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| Blulu |
So many religions; so many sects and cults broken away from those religions; so many different denominations, and so much disagreement within each denomination. |
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peter broad |
I still can`t believe that most of the world is gullible enough to think there is a god. |
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Roger Phillips |
In my opinion the catholic pope is the most extreme dictator in the history of mankind.
Here are some of my reasons:
1) He thinks he is INFALLIBLE.
2) He issues dictates telling people WHAT THEY MUST BELIEVE and HOW THEY MUST LIVE.
3) According to catholic "morality" if anyone rejects even one of the pope's dictates in matters of faith and morals, they will be not merely executed, they will be TORTURED IN FIRE FOR ETERNITY.
Thus,in my opinion Stalin, Hitler and Mao were not even in the same league as the pope as extreme dictators. |
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Edmond Melnychuk |
One real bird is better than two in the burning bush |
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Edmond Melnychuk |
Some think there is a man in the sky
Others think there is a man in the moon
I think they're both cheese
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Carlos Mora |
One of the most revolting things you can see in court is someone swear he is telling the truth with his hand on a holy book full of lies .
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Bob Allen |
The original sin was inventing God. All other sins are rooted in belief in the confidence scam named God. Sin can be defined as an act against God, but since there is no god other than the scam named God, then there can be no sin |
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Hurd Hutchins |
The Christian faith: a belief in the supernaturally improbable verified by the [w]holy unprovable. |
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Irene Wendy Stehr |
A man's ethical behaviour should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death."-- Albert Einstein
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carlton sumsion |
Religion is a blindfold for people who can't accept death. |
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carlton sumsion |
Are you a member of the flock?
Remember what happens in the end.
Your sheared, slaughtered and eaten. |
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carlton sumsion |
Theists are cowards because they can't face the fact that they only have one life and can't accept death as their ultimate fate. |
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carlton sumsion |
Appraise the lord. Tax church property. |
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carlton sumsion |
People are going to belive what they want to believe whether its true or not. |
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EA Miller |
Ever notice that god used to talk to people a lot (Moses, Noah, Job, Jacob, everyone at the baptism of Jesus, and lots more) but now that we can record things and investigate claims, it’s all “you have to believe on faith alone� How terribly convenient.
–Mr. Oz Atheist |
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EA Miller |
Nothing breeds ignorance more rapidly than organized religion. |
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Pat Simons |
Look at many of the world's trouble spots, from India-Pakistan, to Northern Ireland, to the Balkans, to the never ending horror story that is the Middle East. Remove religion from the equation.....and suddenly, people would have a whole lot less to fight about. |
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Pat Simons |
I live in dread of organizations like the 'Wall Builders' who would add supernatural sanction to their toxic masculinity. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
The universe -- call it God if you wish -- is creative, but amoral. Morality has its roots in tribal co-operation and is a function of tribal survival. (Observation #1394) |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Those who push religion have been deceiving folk for THOUSANDS of years. It HAS to stop! |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I do wish more religious waverers would take a little time out to watch this TV 1999 remake of a 1955 film based on the true case of a young teacher brought to trial in 1925 for trying to teach Evolution in a school in the USA.
It SHOULD tell you all you need to know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYCfo4hVolQ |
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EA Miller |
Christian: “The very size of the universe should make us stand in wonder and awe of God. The universe shows us just how creative and powerful God really is. In fact, to God, the universe is probably rather small.â€
Me: “If that were so, then you would likely represent less than the size of an atom to this grand creator. Do you think you could have a personal, loving relationship with an electron? Do you even care about electrons? Just curious.â€
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Pat Simons |
You often hear theists claim their god has spoken to them, but you never hear them say God told them they've gotten it all wrong and need to shut the hell up. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Is FAITH the answer?
Here's one for those who put their faith in Faith.
Get yourself down to the bookies and put your life savings on that horse you have faith in to win. There, that's that sorted.
Next question. |
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