top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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Carlos Mora |
The worst prison is one where you don't know you are stuck .Religion is a good example
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Baron von Knifty |
A metaphor for life is that of sand passing through the hourglass. Religion claims that someone is there to turn the glass over. One silly metaphor to another.
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Baron von Knifty |
I’ll believe in military chaplains the day they preach standing up in front of the foxholes during battle.
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Carlos Mora |
In the information age , ignorance is a choice .
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Dee Jay |
You show me one step forward in the name of religion and I'll show you 100 retrogressions--Frank Sinatra |
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Carlos Mora |
Did you know that there are 3573 promises in the Bible ? Has any been fulfilled ?
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Fred Vans |
If we were to be truthful with ourselves, we are but moss on a rock. If we were to be foolishly and narcissistically presumptuous then we are reproductions of a cosmic human figure with qualifications and capabilities beyond what is logically, maturely and realistically acceptable. |
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Baron von Knifty |
Heaven is only contained in that orgasm the church makes you feel so guilty about. |
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Baron von Knifty |
Don’t take your guns to town, son, and don’t take your brains to church.
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Nicholas Jumaga |
“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.†|
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Peter S |
It needs a good portion of schizophrenia to speak to an imaginary friend, just like praying, and think somebody is listening. It will always be a one way conversation. |
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Carlos Mora |
A new and exciting game was created : Open the Bible on any page and do exactly what is written. Probably you will go to jail or
psychiatric hospital . |
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Fred Vans |
Bethlehem is where all this "miraculous" jesus stuff originated...smack dab in the middle of islamland.
All beliefs in jesus and his dad are factions of Islam ... |
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Fred Vans |
Voodoo, u.f.o's, unicorns, big foot, ghosts, angels, mermaids, werewolves, lilliputs and gods are all designed from the same stuff; mankind's imagination. |
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Fred Vans |
The forbidden fruit was on the tree of knowledge hence the killings of school children in many religious countries. How can anyone be pro-religion ? |
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Fred Vans |
A believer is a used car salesman's best prospect. |
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Carlos Mora |
I don't need faith , my brain is enough . |
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Carlos Mora |
You are the "CREATOR" of your own destiny .
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Carlos Mora |
Observing the world as it really is ,we can prove that the Lord's prayer does not change anything .
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Idel Dreimer |
Most creatures are locked in a scheme of necessary murder; this reality tends to inhibit our expressions of gratitude to an infinitely wise and beneficent creator. |
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Baron von Knifty |
Mathematics can prove many things. For instance, there is a number that can prove god's existence; it's called zero.
There are many things in reality that can explain the resurrection; denial, denseness, delusion, doppelganger! |
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Carlos Mora |
What does the atheist feel when is near to friends , who normally are religious? Probably confident of their superiority. |
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Blake Hoene |
I always say, "It's not the life you make worth living for, it's the death you make worth dying for." How can you truly deserve death when you spent your life believing it didn't exist. |
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Dan Cheshire Author |
My belief system is comprised of everything I have ever learned in life; my education, my experience and my experimentation. I also believe in the concepts of Atheism. It matters not what other people have to say about it; my religious belief is Atheism. You cannot tell me what I believe or do not.
-- Dan Cheshire (2013) |
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Unknown Author |
"Evolution; it's why you need a flu shot." |
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Baron von Knifty |
An Eye For An Eye: Vertebrates and octopuses developed the eye independently. In the vertebrate version the nerve fibers pass in front of the retina, creating a blind spot where the nerves pass through the retina. The octopus eye is constructed the right way, with the nerves attached to the rear of the retina. This means that the octopus does not have a blind spot, but humans do.
Now do you religious still think you are special in the universe?
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
On the subject of Miracles.
In 1961 I was driving my car on a road covered in winter slush when another car turned across me without any signals. I instinctively touched the brakes and veered slightly to avoid hitting him and got into a skid that took me straight into the path of a lorry coming the opposite way. We hit head on at a combined speed of about forty or so miles an hour. Both vehicles suffered extensive front end damage (mine was a complete write-off) and - but for the bible* in my inside pocket - I would perhaps have suffered cracked or broken ribs or WORSE through hitting the steering-wheel so hard with my chest that it broke.
* It was actually my notebook but a bible gives a better story.
Well, it's only like this bloke from way-back-when who picked up what he thought was a stick and suddenly it turned out to be a snake so he flung it down on the ground. He then thought, "Hey! With a bit of work that'd make a great story for a biblical miracle if they ever get around to writing them down!"
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Luc |
People want to believe by something greater than their own. They can't live without blind obedience. To avoid the pressure of that trust, they seek something higher than their own. That is how all Gods are born. |
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Omar Masri |
Prayer couldn't save a .pdf file to your desktop |
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Davo Yumpus |
This nonsense of letting God steer your life, making decisions & opening n closing doors for you is just you putting your life in the TOO HARD basket ! |
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Aleksandar Sretenovic |
Angels on the sideline, puzzled and amused
Why did father give these humans free will
now there all confused.
Monkey killing over pieces of the ground,
silly monkeys give them thumbs, they make a club
and beat their brother down. |
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Aleksandar Sretenovic |
The great irony is that in fact god evolved into human. |
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Aleksandar Sretenovic |
To say Tesla (for instance) is created by god is wrong in two ways:its disrespectful to Tesla,and youre overestimating the god. |
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Edward Abbey |
God is a sound people make when they're too tired to think anymore. |
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Yashashwi Sidharth |
Give me the e-mail address of the editor of Bible. I have to report about many errors in it. |
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Mark Schnitzius |
"If atheism is a religion, then bald is a hair color." - Mark Schnitzius |
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Baron von Knifty |
A two thousand year old book of asinine, convoluted logic, prayer beads, and lit candles; that’s how you believe it’ll all get done? |
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Dee Jay |
Happy zombie day. AMC is having a 'walking dead' marathon........did You think I meant something else? |
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Bill Wright |
Question: What is the collective noun for a group of hypocrites?
Answer: A congregation of hypocrites. |
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Ricardo Ferrari |
You can't create yourself when you don't exist. Otherwise there would be zillions of gods. |
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Tom Carpenter |
Devoting your life to god is like being taken to Disney Land as a child and standing at the gates for the whole day, thanking someone that didn't even take you there. Enjoy life, if there's anything we should know, we would know. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Inside every theist there's an atheist who may one day break out. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Almost anyone can walk on water. It's all a matter of degrees. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I'd bet that even in the Dark Ages there were some who saw the light. But in those days - if you valued your life - you'd've been sensible in keeping your opinions to yourself. |
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Curtbart Sergio |
A lie is a lie even if everyone believes it. The truth is the truth even if no one believes it. Don't be part of the religious lies. |
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Abhijeet Bobde |
Two believers might fight, two atheists might not. |
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Baron von Knifty |
Gods come in all shapes, all sizes, and all delusions. |
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Baron von Knifty |
If religion didn’t suppress reality, promote lies, market fear, foster sin, and champion hate they wouldn’t have any followers at all. |
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Matt Dillahunty |
Faith is the excuse people give for believing in things when they don't have a good reason. |
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Dee Jay |
didn't this "christ" person ask people to follow him and his beliefs and carry forward his word? what the hell happened?? He didn't say "make up your own crazy religions in my name". |
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