top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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EA Miller |
Freedom comes when one decides NOT to dedicate their entire life to religious myth. |
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Pat Simons |
I can forgive primitive peoples for believing the universe was made just for them. There is no possible excuse for such thinking today. |
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EA Miller |
Many Christians believe that a stick (staff) Moses held was turned into a snake by god, yet completely deny that climate change is a real thing. We live in times when the sanity of religious folks seriously needs to be questioned. |
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EA Miller |
Theists have given up on evidence based science in favor of mythical fantasy and the world is a train wreck because of it. Common sense and reality have been completely thrown out the window in their bizzaro world. |
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EA Miller |
The bible myth is deeply ingrained in Christians' minds. As a result, all rational thought is lost. Not being able to refer to their imaginary friend to answer any question is unthinkable. Yet deep inside they know the truth. Otherwise funerals would be 'Going to Heaven' celebrations instead of such somber occasions. |
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EA Miller |
Church:
When your spouse, friends, and in-laws don't make you feel quite guilty enough! |
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EA Miller |
Religion:
When all rational, critical thinking is rejected and replaced with "God did it!"
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who has found a way to live out where the real winds blow, to sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested . . . Res ipsa loquitur. Let the good times roll.
Hunter S. Thompson, Generation of Swine: Tales of Shame and Degradation in the '80's
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Enoch's Author (admin) |
As the creators of reality at the frontiers of human knowledge, Science and the occult have become one. Religion can either become irrelevant by continuing to distance itself from Science and magic, as it always has done, or face the truth and pay homage to the one true God, the God of Science. - Ralph Metusi |
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| Esiah Zakite |
Worship none but Santa Claus... the only mythological figure who leaves evidence! |
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| Unknown |
The only difference between god and adolph hitler, is that god is more proficient at genocide |
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EA Miller |
"The Biblical god was written to be a petty, jealous, violent tyrant because it’s much easier to manipulate people when they’re fearful. Most people wouldn’t fear a reasonable, compassionate god. But a bully who’ll strike you down for picking up sticks on the Sabbath? Scary." -GL |
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osirisnut |
Men who join the priestcraft train for five years in priestcraft college after which they leave having learned nothing. |
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EA Miller |
Why would an all-knowing, omnipresent god get massively upset every time human beings disappoint him? Does he somehow not see it coming? |
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EA Miller |
Odd how so many more people survive illnesses now with medical science than when they just relied on prayer and superstition alone. |
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EA Miller |
Wonder how many people who were starving to death in third world countries "gave their lives to Jesus" when some bible-thumping missionary gave them a bowl of protein slop to eat? Yet another sad example of indoctrinating very vulnerable people.
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EA Miller |
Today I listened to a TV priest say that if a woman is impregnated by a rapist, she is still "not permitted by God" to have an abortion. Catholicism is horrifying, misogynistic cult and needs to be disbanded. |
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EA Miller |
Christian Colleges:
Once you start combining fairy-tale with science and history, you can no longer call yourself an educational institution!
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osirisnut |
Catholic priests talk a lot but say very little, and the little they do say is bullshit. They should practice a vow of silence instead of celibacy. Obviously celibacy doesn't work. Hey, preachers, leave them kids alone. |
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osirisnut |
Man invented a god to pray to so that he could get forgiveness for the atrocities he has committed against humankind. |
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EA Miller |
If the Bible is the “unwavering literal word of God†as many Christians claim, why does it require so much interpretation? |
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EA Miller |
Religion:
The non-thinking man's attempt to explain the universe in spectacular failing fashion. |
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Pat Simons |
Creationists flail away at poor old Darwin with the idea that if the great man can just be discredited, they win by default. No, they don't. They have to prove their point too, and merely attacking Darwin doesn't do that. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
If religion were true, its followers would not try to bludgeon their young into an artificial conformity; but would merely insist on their unbending quest for truth...
- H.P. Lovecraft |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Good God, how much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in his divine system of creation? - Joseph Heller |
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| Unknown |
If prayer worked, amputees would grow limbs. |
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| Prof Uri Nassol |
Science explains reality without considering human wishes, and that is it's greatest strength. Religion explains reality by only considering human wishes, and that is it's greatest weakness. So what do YOU want... reality, or self-indulgence? |
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| Unkown |
Why would anyone turn to God for advise in child rearing? Afterall, he drowned all his. |
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| unknown |
I would rather open a child's mind to wonder than close it with belief. |
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| sir David Stevens |
God rested on the 7.th day what for ? surely the author of that statement doesnt know the meaning of OMNIPOTENT |
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| Unknown |
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him, would believe in anything. |
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| Cogito |
I liken a religious follower to a domesticated animal: intellectual curiosity fenced in by boundaries of faith, undesired behaviour choked by the chain of damnation, sexual developement neutered by idealic chastity, loyalty ensured by a feeding of righteousness every week. What once was a wolf, cunning and hardy, has now become a lapdog, blindly loyal and dependent on its master. Which would you wish to have in your house? |
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| Albert Ellis (American Psychologist) |
"OK, I'll admit that there is a .00000000000000005% chance that God does exist, but if he does what makes you think he gives a shit about you" |
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| Victor Hugo |
* There is in every village a torch: The schoolteacher. And an extinguisher: The priest. |
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| Bumper Sticker |
It's Not God I'm Against? It's His Fan Club! |
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| Goat |
"In fact, Creationism is the opposite of science. In a nutshell, science observes, then explains. Creationism starts with a rigid conclusion and then looks around for natural phenomena that might support this conclusion. This is the same thing as shooting an arrow into a wall and then painting a bull's eye around it." |
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| Reggie |
Almost all religions that I have researched started with good intentions, but man shattered those intentions with human nature. Religion does not fit in with human nature. There is no such thing as world peace because humans are arrogant. |
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| Brucie |
Pity they didn't find the missing page of the bible that noted all characters and events are fictional and any resembelence to an individual is purely coincedental. |
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| Thomas Paine |
Every national church or religion has established itself by pretending some special mission from God, communicated to certain individuals. The Jews have their Moses; the Christians their Jesus Christ, their apostles and saints; and the Turks their Ma |
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EA Miller |
Right wing media in the United States and white evangelicals are perfectly intertwined with one another. Both support dangerous cult-like mentalities in which reality isn't even an after thought. |
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EA Miller |
Religion condemns a lot of good people and rewards a lot of deplorable ones. |
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EA Miller |
There is nothing more dangerous on this Earth than the morons who literally act on their religious beliefs. |
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EA Miller |
DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY VACCINE: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infection 6. Polio 7. Tetanus 8. Typhoid 9. Yellow Fever 10. Smallpox
DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY PRAYER: None
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EA Miller |
The Bible definitely isn't patriotic, nor is it democratic in any way. But it certainly lays out a lot of ground rules for slavery. On that note, ever notice how often priests and pastors routinely throw around the words "serve", "obey", and "submit"? |
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Pat Simons |
There is something a little pathetic about people who need supernatural justification to behave like decent human beings. |
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Pat Simons |
If something can be destroyed by facts and reason, then it needs to be destroyed. |
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EA Miller |
“In no way are we a misogynistic cult out to control every aspect of a woman’s life.â€
-Catholic Church officials
“Okay, then please explain why you don’t allow birth control or women to abort a rapist’s child, insist that women stay in marriages with abusive husbands, and why your top representatives are a bunch of men hiding within a secretive golden fortress.â€
-Me
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EA Miller |
“Submit†and “obeyâ€, words used consistently by priests and pastors, scream of allegiance to kings and favoritism of slavery. |
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EA Miller |
“I am unwilling to credit ancient people with no knowledge of soap's benefits with any special knowledge of the universe and our purpose.†-Kaimatai |
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EA Miller |
God didn’t tell anyone to stay home during the coronavirus outbreak, medical science did that based on empirical research and testing. |
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EA Miller |
Next time you hear someone say "That is the work of the devil" remind them: ...I make peace and create evil; I the lord do these things. Isaiah 45:7
Christians avoid that Bible passage like the plaque for good reason. They constantly condemn the devil (aka "The Enemy") yet also state that their god is omnipotent and omnipresent. This means that he not only knew what his creation would do ahead of time, but also that could have prevented it. Definitely not the sign of an all-loving god!
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osirisnut |
Hitler and Stalin were pro-lifers and banned abortion, yet each of them murdered millions of people. I wonder which religion ( the roman catholic church ) inspired them. |
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osirisnut |
Atheists don't believe in your imaginary god, they also don't believe in satan, the imaginary enemy of your imaginary god. Do you know who believes in satan? christians and muslims. |
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osirisnut |
Rape in the bible is not a sex crime against a woman, but a property crime against a man. Now tell me again, how you get your morality from the bible. A.A.I |
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Pat Simons |
Of all the justifications humans have found for killing their fellow beings, none is more foolish or unforgivable than killing in the name of religion. Any religion. |
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EA Miller |
If your religion determines your relationships, you are missing out on some exceptional human beings. My hope is that 2022 draws you away from a toxic belief systems and closer to actual humanity. |
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EA Miller |
The Bible's need to serve up virgin daughters like property, stone gay men to death, and have well-defined rules for slavery doesn't bode well for equality among the masses or for an individual’s rights within a society. |
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EA Miller |
“Theology is philosophy’s idiot cousin.” -David Paul |
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osirisnut |
"Damn! I completely forgot TRash Wednesday!" and I so wanted to say something nice to the crazy christians on their special day. |
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EA Miller |
"The Biblical god was written to be a petty, jealous, violent tyrant because it’s much easier to manipulate people when they’re fearful. Most people wouldn’t fear a reasonable, compassionate god. But a bully who’ll strike you down for picking up sticks on the Sabbath? Scary." -GL |
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