top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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Pat Simons |
Of all the justifications humans have found for killing their fellow beings, none is more foolish or unforgivable than killing in the name of religion. Any religion. |
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osirisnut |
Two nuns were walking around the nunnery and one said to the other, oh Christmas falls on a Friday this year. The other nun replied I hope it's not the thirteenth. |
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EA Miller |
Religion is directly responsible for the downfall of humanity happening right before our very eyes. |
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Pat Simons |
Religious nut-jobs never have any trouble justifying their behavior, no matter how bad. |
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Pat Simons |
Religions celebrate their martyrs. However, an idea is not rendered true just because someone was foolish enough to die for it. |
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Pat Simons |
After every great tragedy comes the question, 'Where was God?' Where indeed. |
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Pat Simons |
One of theism's core components is the effort to convince people they cannot make their own decisions. |
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osirisnut |
Scientists have invented vaccines that protect us against covid 19 which's saving millions of lives. It would be wonderful if they could invent a vaccine that protects us from religions and thereby saving millions of lives. |
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EA Miller |
Only a fool would give away a tithing (10% of one's income) because a church pastor proclaims it's god's will. |
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| Unknown |
Using the bible to prove the bible is like using a comic book to prove batman..
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| Erik |
Religion tells people WHAT to think. Science teaches people HOW to think. |
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| M.Schramm |
Those who support God, ultimately support war |
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| James |
Adam and Eve Had Cain and Abel, Cain slew Abel. Adam,Eve,and Cain...I'd say Eve was pretty busy. |
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Woody Allen |
After all, there are worse things in life than death. If you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you know what I'm talking about. |
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Alan Harvey |
So, according to the religious, you can only be good if you're scared of the consequences of being bad? Strange, I thought people were good because they care about each other? |
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| Armand Salacrou |
The existence of a world without God seems to me less absurd than the presence of a God, existing in all his perfection, creating an imperfect man in order to make him run the risk of Hell |
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EA Miller |
“The Bible is filled with God’s wisdom.” -all pastors, priests, and rabbis
Really? There’s no mention of DNA, atomic structure, or even the science behind making food and water safer to eat and drink. But ah it does give the cause of disease (demons) and warns how imposing iron chariots can be!
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EA Miller |
Religions would virtually vanish from the face of the Earth if children were allowed to think and discover things on their own, rather than be indoctrinated with superstition and anti-science beliefs taught as "truth" during the time that their young brains are still developing. |
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Pat Simons |
Authoritarian government and conservative Christianity......the original same-sex marriage. |
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EA Miller |
In the Bible, Jesus says, "I and the father are one." In doing so, he is automatically responsible for all of the atrocities committed by God in the Old Testament. |
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EA Miller |
If you're a religious whack-job who believes that the "laying of hands" on people cures them of illness, please stay the fuck out of my hospital. |
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EA Miller |
Contrary to what Christian leaders claim, there is no such thing as having "spiritual authority" over anything. It's no coincidence that televangelists use their "spiritual authority" to clean out their followers' bank accounts. |
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EA Miller |
Right now, shameless, hypocritical mega-church pastors are in hiding at home waiting for science to save them from the coronavirus while at the same time showing reruns of sermons on TV and asking for donations from their ridiculously gullible flocks. |
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EA Miller |
Why is it that self-proclaimed "pro-lifers" only seem to care about fetuses and forced birth? Their "pro-life" agenda somehow ignores real pro-life issues such as gun control, universal healthcare, a livable wage for all, senseless wars, spousal abuse, incompetent leaders who endanger entire populations, and kids living in damn cages! |
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Pat Simons |
Religion and morality do not automatically exclude each other, but they are very far from being the same thing. |
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EA Miller |
"Depression is a sign of unbelief." -TV pastor Keith Moore (who obviously doesn't know shit about mental health). |
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| The Invisible Man |
And the winner of the 2011 World Hide and Seek championships , for the 2011th year running , is Jesus !.. Jesus couldn't be here to accept his award , as he's already in training for 2012 |
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| Stephen Hawking |
Afterlife is a fairy tale for those afraid of the dark. |
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| T.Z. Butler |
Science: trying to find the answers.
Religion: making them up. |
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Richard Dawkins |
By all means be open minded, but don't be so open minded your brain falls out |
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| Isaac Asimov |
Properly read, the bible is the most potent force for Atheism ever concieved. |
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| Me |
Science has been chipping away at religion even since the church accepted that the world is not flat. |
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Godfrey Zoan |
Don't ask "What is the meaning of life?". Just ask "Does life have to have a meaning in order for me to live it?" |
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| mike lionheart |
faith is like a leash to a dog, it keeps the target from ever reaching tis true potential |
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| Bill Hicks |
I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side. |
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Calliope Muse |
After reading the bible, I have come to the conclusion that the god in their stories is an evil, sadistic, megalomaniacal monster. Why do theists insist upon worshiping such a creature, much less wanting to believe that it exists? |
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| Anne Lamott |
You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do. |
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Alan Harvey |
I told my children never to touch the fruit bowl. They were naughty and touched it though, so I threw them out in the middle of winter and cursed them to suffer horribly for the rest of their lives, and for all subsequent generations to suffer also. I forgave them by sending my newest child to them to be tortured and murdered. Am I a bit sick? |
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| Baron von Knifty |
The only one more pathetic than a person on their knees praying for salvation is the other person telling them it's all true.
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EA Miller |
A PhD in theology is essentially a degree in advanced fairy-tale. The word "doctor"(Dr.)should never be placed in front of people's names that possess such degrees because they exploit it convincing millions of gullible followers world-wide that they are actually bearers of some great wisdom. |
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osirisnut |
Religious scientists( bless them )have discovered what christ did when he was overwhelmed by his followers. They said he would go for long walks on the sea of galilee. |
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EA Miller |
“Theology is philosophy’s idiot cousin.” -David Paul |
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EA Miller |
The Bible's need to serve up virgin daughters like property, stone gay men to death, and have well-defined rules for slavery doesn't bode well for equality among the masses or for an individual’s rights within a society. |
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EA Miller |
If your religion determines your relationships, you are missing out on some exceptional human beings. My hope is that 2022 draws you away from a toxic belief systems and closer to actual humanity. |
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EA Miller |
Is the Bible racist? "...the curse or mark of Cain for killing his brother was a darkening of his descendants' skin. Historically, many congregations in the U.S. pointed to this story of Cain as evidence that Black skin was created as a punishment." -Michael P. |
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EA Miller |
Odd how billions of people around the world have prayed to a multitude of different "all-powerful" deities to stop the Coronavirus with absolutely no results. It's almost as if they're all make-believe! |
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Pat Simons |
Why do the terminally religious always assume they're entitled to a say in other people's personal decision making? |
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Pat Simons |
The people who would force religion into the public schools tend to become conspicuously less enthusiastic if the religion is going to be anything but their own. |
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EA Miller |
Religious explanations:
For those who have given up on science and research |
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EA Miller |
"It always amazes me when people assume that the religion their parents raised them in just happens to be the one true religion!"
-Linda Beatty |
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EA Miller |
The Bible doesn't have a problem with rape, genocide, or even slavery, but does take issue with shell-fish and mixed fabrics. |
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osirisnut |
Religious scientists( bless them )have discovered what christ did when he was overwhelmed by his followers. They said he would go for long walks on the sea of galilee. |
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osirisnut |
Jesus saves and soon he will have saved enough to pay the bill for the last supper, including the tip. |
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osirisnut |
It can be revealed what christ said before his ascension into heaven. He stood with his arms across his chest looked skywards and said beam me up, daddy. |
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EA Miller |
A PhD in theology is essentially a degree in advanced fairy-tale. The word "doctor"(Dr.)should never be placed in front of people's names that possess such degrees because they exploit it convincing millions of gullible followers world-wide that they are actually bearers of some great wisdom. |
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EA Miller |
White Christian nationalism is the greatest threat to the democratic nations of this world. They don't want "religious freedom" as they repeatedly proclaim. Instead, they want complete control of every aspect of an individual's life with absolutely no rebuttal from those individuals. |
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Pat Simons |
When the religious-right tries to remove books from school libraries, you can be absolutely certain the content of those books poses a far greater threat to religion, than to the children they're pretending to protect. |
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EA Miller |
“What is a man? He’s just a collection of chemicals with delusions of grandeur.” -Ayn Rand |
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EA Miller |
It's humorous that the very same televangelists that consistently attack science on their programs wouldn't even be on television (or the internet) without science technology. Their idiocy is astounding! |
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osirisnut |
Christ, the man-made myth was tortured, crucified, and put to death, and on the day that it occurred the christians call it "GOOD". |
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