top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
The pope is a bigoted old man! why? because most the catholic clergy are as gay as they come & yet the pope wants to ban people because they "might be" gay? what a total homophobic hypocrite. Typical verse double thinking of the kind you always get from the Roman Catholic church. |
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| Dr. Idel Dreimer www.lumpenbangenpiano.com |
Religious faith is in things clearly untrue, or manifestly unverifiable, and thus can be placed in the same category as many other comforting but questionable beliefs–such as-- the realization of equality, the innate goodness of humankind, or the veracity of politicians.
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
72 studs of course!!  |
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| Baron von Knifty |
If the pope is assumed to be the best connection to a supposed god, then why doesn’t the pope live as long as Moses–over 900 years? Why do these clowns die with the same usual conditions and the same age as everyone else?
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| Baron von Knifty |
There was never a god that didn’t fade, and never a god that wasn’t made.
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
Many people are frightened by what they cannot grasp, cannot know, cannot conceive of and therefore have no control or power over. Reality is a mystery & human beings HATE the unknown & the unknowable. Calling it god makes it safer. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
Most religious people cannot think about the actuality of the real universe as it is,because God always gets in the way. This of course is the central job of the churches propaganda. Keep thinking about God then you wont see how it really is? |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
How come the church is always broke & in debt, they must be spending gods money pretty dam fast? But I wonder what they are spending it on? (all that incense & funny clothes must cost a bomb!). Or perhaps the cost of Bibles & religious propaganda has gone up? |
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| H.C.R.G |
Satanism: the only religion that has not caused war. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Religion is like wearing a life jacket in the kiddie pool. It almost insures you won’t drown but you’ll only be exposed to the intelligence of children.
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| June VanDerMark |
What better entertainment could there be
Than to believe that if I pander to god
He will then pander to me?
June VanDerMark
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
Oh! and bye the way the slates came off the roof because of the wind, it wasn't an act of god! |
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| Jonathan Chow |
The God in your book of fairy tales created the universe, but he cant create money for his own church? – Jonathan Chow |
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| one life |
I thought about what it would be like to just "be perfect" in Heaven for all eternity. Doing perfect things, in a perfect way, to other perfect people, talking about perfect things, in a perfect manner, in a perfect place forever and ever and ever.
And it was so...boring. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Temporal lobe epilepsy; (Wikipedia)
Simple Partial Seizures (SPS) involve small areas of the temporal lobe such as the amygdala or the hippocampus. The term "simple" means that consciousness is not altered. In temporal lobe epilepsy SPS usually only cause sensations. These sensations may be mnestic such as déjà vu (a feeling of familiarity), jamais vu (a feeling of unfamiliarity), a specific single or set of memories, or amnesia. The sensations may be auditory such as a sound or tune, gustatory such as a taste, or olfactory such as a smell that is not physically present. Sensations can also be visual, involve feelings on the skin or in the internal organs. The latter feelings may seem to move over the body. Psychic sensations can occur such as an out-of-body feeling. Dysphoric or euphoric feelings, fear, anger, and other sensations can also occur during SPS. Often, it is hard for persons with SPS of TLE to describe the feeling. SPS are often called "auras" by lay persons who mistake them for a warning sign of a subsequent seizure. In fact, they are indeed seizures. Persons experiencing only SPS may not recognize what they are or seek medical advice about them.
Science; ain’t it wonderful?
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Albert Einstein |
It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
Truth is life is short brutish & then you die, god ain't going to save you from any of that. |
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| Jonathan Chow |
Imagine if religion did not burn every genius, humanity would be living in a world many more times advance then this. It’s not about you or me existing in it, but humanity as a whole. – Jonathan Chow |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
Better still read the sadomasochists manual of how to enjoy pain. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
People need their god & their religion like a man with a broken leg in plaster needs a pair of crutches to walk down the street. Even if you could provide 100% irrefutable hard evidence that god doesnt exsist people wouldnt believe you. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
Belief in God & religion reminds me of the Cadbury's smash instant potatoe advert. (alien) they believe in a dead person who is said to have lived over 2000 years ago. And you know what they do? No! they talk to the dead man as if he was alive & in the same room. How weird is that? |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
If aliens landed on planet earth from a highly evolved advanced intelligent species & found out what earth people actually believed. They would be utterly dumbfounded in disbelief or if they could laugh,they would roll around on the ground. Religion the best joke in the universe!!. |
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| shane allibont |
Finding god in your heart is a lot like finding Wolly in a "Wheres Wolly?" book. A pointless effort, and you are certain to find much more interesting characters. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
I like that Native American Indian philosophy which says do no harm to the earth our mother, do no harm to women, what you give away is what comes back, what goes around comes around. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
Live life & do what you want? as long as you try to avoid adding to other peoples suffering. Much human suffering can easily be avoided by using thoughtfulness & awareness is heart braking. |
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| Paul |
I vote we start a new law in North America. When something bad happens to someone, the treatment we use should be in relation to their beliefs. Atheists get science and medicine. Everyone else gets prayer. I'm liking the way the population swings are going.. Give it a few years and watch the crime rates go down... |
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| W.T. Kupchik |
The only reason we don't have more than Ten Commandments is because Moses lost his chisel. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
Religion is like when someone farts in a car with closed windows. You cannot avoid it despite the horrible disgusting stink. For me this sums up god & religion. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
I'd rather give myself an actual lobotomy than have faith in god, Jesus or the Christian church. I never want to be a happy clappy faithful zombie clone. Never I tell you NEVER, Ha!!!! the very thought of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
Faith is the unthinking persons replacement philosophy. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
Faith is like having a psychic lobotomy, it requires no intelligence to have half a brain. |
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Diane Fadden |
Reason takes Jesus. Check-mate! |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
There is a god, of dear !! and I'm a pink banana. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
The earth is flat and you'll fall of the edge, FLAT FLAT FLAT I tell you!! |
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| E.J. Stevens |
Never trust door to door salesmen, especially those wearing white shirts, black ties and riding bikes... |
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Dana McCormick |
I'm not so arrogant to think that my life has any more purpose than that of any other animal being on this planet. Live for the time we have. |
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| blackatheistgirl |
If you dont think for yourself, you will allow others to think for you. The time to take back your ability to think is now. |
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| Rabboleth |
When it is said that we are made in God's image, who is dealt the greater insult, us, or him? |
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| Jazz |
sorry that last refutation is aimed at mourth {same page} |
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| Jazz |
To Mustafa [page 102], i have read the koran, show me the part where it says it is ok to strap a bomb to yourself and murder people. |
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| Jazz |
I was lecturing a group on how probability theory could explain pre big bamg conditions, i was asked how i could know it to be true given that no time and mo space is beyond our understanding, fair question you might think, i said i didn't know it to be true but with availiable evidence it seemed the best explaination i had, i asked if the questioner had another theory {always willing to hear an idea} and was told "God did it" i asked which one and recieved a torrent of abuse. i can demonstrate mathmaticaly my idea, the religionist can only threaten me with eternal hell fire. the energy requirement for eternal hell fire wouldn't leave enough energy for the rest of the universe to exist. |
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| Jazz |
I have cried in pain for the 200 thousand people killed in Hayti, the religious have cried in joy for the "miracle" that 200 have been dug out alive. |
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| steve tatner |
There is more evidence for the easter bunny than there is for gods. One can at least find rabbits at easter. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
Many become arrogant as a result. YEP!! Sarah Pallin in the US. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
I'm no liar just a realist, and on that basis I reject religious belief entirely. |
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| @ robb fox |
This is a forum for rational people to present quotes that accurately and succintly make relevant points about your delusions - not to rant incomprehendingly and incomprehensibly. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
Why is it that self righteous Christians turn out to be the biggest bigots of all? |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
Nigeria again? wouldn't be anything too do with Fundamentalist Christians verses Muslims bye any chance? |
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Dan Thomas |
When something good happens, people tend to thank their god. When something bad happens, they blame the devil or evil man, then thank their god because he showed them that evil is out there. To me that is childish. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
String theory is an attempt by science to reconcile Newtonian physics with Einsteins quantum mechanics to move beyond duality. Reality is thus unified not dual. The difference is scientists are working to find the actual evidence something that religion cannot. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
"Some would say we should keep open minds. I say, that's ok as far as it goes but it doesn't mean giving serious thought to some things that are obviously crap. If we do, isn't there a real danger of having our minds chock full of shit?" -:- Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) |
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Walter White |
If my opinion offends you, pray to your God asking me to go to hell. |
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Bill Maher |
“Since 1945, when Jesus granted America air superiority, we have bombed Korea, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Lebanon, Granada, Panama, Iraq, Serbia, Somalia, Bosnia, The Sudan, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Libya and Yemen. And Yemen only because the tenth one was free.
How did we inherit this moral obligation of bringing justice to the world via death from above? Are we Zeus?
It doesn't make any sense. Our schools are crumbling and we wanna teach everyone else a lesson.†|
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Francis Bede |
Humans know we are to die and this is sad. For believers Heaven is the pill offered to cure this sadness. But truly, there is no cure. - Capsicum the 49th, 4th Ruler of The Green Planet. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Life is only precious because it ends, kid. ― Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Ironic isn't it, the Bible's authors with ephemeral mortal consciousness and human bodies comprised of eternal matter and molecules, preaching a mortal body and immortal soul? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Theists are seldom prepared to accept 'know' as the answer. |
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osirisnut |
Most civilized nations are turning their backs on religion. Religions are slowly losing their reign of terror on the masses and the masses are now seeing them for the fakery they are. |
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osirisnut |
Religions inhumanity to humankind has left many millions dead and many more millions mourning. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Inhumanity is part of religion as much as suffering is a part of stories. The Bible is crafted in cruelty. - Ralph Metusi |
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