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Jesus H Christ Yo, Michael, you can kiss my Jewish carpenter ass! Face it, you have been brainwashed! There is nothing you can say that atheists haven't heard before, because the vast majority of them used to be religious like you!! They broke free of religious delusion...so can you. Evolve beyond belief!!
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Peter Chow Who Invented God & Religion?
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Jonathan Chow Michael, you cannot convert us so fuck off. we don't bother your religious dirt hole, so don't come dirtying ours.
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Alex Our closest relatives i.e. apes, chimpanzee's & Orangutans are happy with eating fresh figs, having sex & scratching there bums, & playing games & climbing tree's they have no need of a god. Its only stupid humans that invented a god. What a waste of time.
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mjr God=a coping mechanism
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Alex The MOST profound experience of my entire life was the realization (insight)that I didn't believe in ANY religion or god at all. And that ALL religion is meaningless.
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Ivan Ratoyevsky I feel sure Mr.Amadynajhad (the Iranian Dictator) has his fingers in deeply in the pie of the Afghan conflict & probably in Iraq too.
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Rabboleth My heart is right with God --and my bladder is right with Poseidon!
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Monkey Girl I don't like the idea that I have to give up one thing to get another - like the monkey who has to release the fruit to get his hand out of the box, I'd rather just think and be clever enough to turn the box upside down to get the fruit to come out to me - that way I don't have to risk getting trapped by the box and prevented from having what I want.
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Mao Tse Tung Religion is the opium of the people.
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Jonathan Chow I believe in what is best for humanity, not what is morally wrong according to religion. – Jonathan Chow
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jazz I'm going to assume that the religionist will claim that, for all our scientific credentials, we must be classed as stupid, after all, we still believe in dinosaurs
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jazz Ivan's statement on the steady state is a delight, given that it accepts that there have been many universes. do those religionist who read and comment on these pages believe that their deity/deities have made all of these , even the ones that last no more than moments? or do they dismiss all ideas and simply resort to calling us stupid?
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Ivan Ratoyevsky Just because something is "spiritual" does not automatically mean it involves or includes or pertains to a god or organized religious belief system.
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Ivan Ratoyevsky You can still have a form of spirituality which doesn't include the need for a god nor any organized religion its called Atheism.
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Baron von Knifty You build a sunrise with myriad photons and optical illusion, not miracles. No god required.
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Jesus Christ You try walking on water it ain't easy you know?
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Jesus Christ How dare you forget me!! I died for you ungrateful bastards smilie face
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Ivan Ratoyevsky Just like opium, religion puts people in a hazed stupor so they cannot think straight.
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Jonathan Chow Lesha, I use to think believing my parents was the right thing, they stole my mind, and brainwashed me with religious beliefs, now as I grow up, I start to think, and in return I’m making my mom’s live miserable for stealing my child hood, and pushing religion into my mind.
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jazz yasir, read the sun over histories theory , i think it is the fiegenbuam equations that you need
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Ivan Ratoyevsky The only spiritual traditions I have any respect left for are the ones that came thousands of years before any others. For example Native American Indian culture & beliefs 7,000 years old, Australian Aboriginal people like wise, Shamanism & the worship of the sun & the earth itself. At least these make some kind of rational sense. Interestingly non of them has a thing called god either.
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Baron von Knifty Religion is a belief that everything bad that has ever ran over you is deserved, and making a u-turn.
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Baron von Knifty There is no such animal as religious tolerance, but it has fangs just the same.
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Baron von Knifty An answer to the Chicken or Egg dilemma. It was neither. The rooster came first.
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Ivan Ratoyevsky Which came first the singularity or the big bang?
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Ivan Ratoyevsky The JEWISH God!! Smooish god its all the same!!
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Ivan Ratoyevsky Oh! Richard your so perceptive Ha!!
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jazz Richard, Actually that would explain a lot. why does Ivan hate the jewish god so much? he never did anything to him {or anyone come to that}
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richard diment Ivan Ratoyevsky i believe you are THE POPE, you have run out of little boys to mess with and now you are trying to mess with people that dont believe in falsity. Your arguments are getting personal against a specific deity therefore you must have a personal grudge against the adherents of that deity! (are you an abused alter boy).!?
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Darren Duffy Anyone for Hangman? Fill in the blanks, I have given you a letter to start you off - If God has no father? That makes him a "B......"
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Jonathan Chow Okay, I’m going to sin, so let me ask for forgiveness ahead of time ( during the Medieval age )
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Ivan Ratoyevsky whats in a few thousand years between gods it makes no difference.
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Unknown Muslims say that their prophet Mohammed was an illiterate who went up a hill one day and to spend a night in a cave. Someone appeared from behind in the dark and squeezed him vehemently allover. Mohammed fell down exhausted. When he woke up, he felt good and came down to write The Holy Koran. God knows what happened that night in that cave.
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Jazz I am asked how, as an aetheist, i can understand feelings of wonder and spirituality, i reply that for wonder i study physics and for sprituality i quote Budda.
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jazz The Hindus can trace the beginnings of their traditions to over 4000 years ago, see Early idus valley civilisations, the Egyptians even further. the deiety you seem to havw a problem with is probably a mixture of the god of the early semetic tribes and the Mesopotamians who enslaved them, the semetics certainly stole some of the storyies, Noah is a direct lift from the epic of Gilgamesh
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Jazz Ivan, there have been gods for more than 3000 years, the older ones didn't hide, the Egyptians believed the pharoe was a god, you could see him any time.
The Greeks interacted with their's all the time, the children of the gods were also fairly common Heracles for example.
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Ivan Ratoyevsky God the best player of hide & seek ever, that's 3,000 years+ & counting!!.
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Ivan Ratoyevsky God the ultimate in absent fathers?
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Ivan Ratoyevsky The more I blaspheme the better I feel.
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Ivan Ratoyevsky DON'T swear or rail against god!!, swear & rail against the stupid humans that invented religion in the first place.
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Ivan Ratoyevsky The faithful are incapable of thinking "outside the box" because they have been brainwashed already to only think inside the box.
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Ivan Ratoyevsky Faith in God & religion are the best excuse I've come across for unplugging your brain & its intelligence with it.
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Baron von Knifty God is behind curtain #4, the curtain that doesn’t exist.
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Baron von Knifty God is behind curtain #4, the curtain that doesn’t exist.
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Jonathan Chow I bet missionaries are already indoctrinating innocent Haitians into their Christian beliefs
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unkul nown Since sin is a religious conceit, the irreligious are without it; thus the irreligious could throw the first stone - but choose debate instead. Debate not only no-one hurts, it also all rewards. Regardless of initial thought, with love the open-mind, wins unique and precious treasure, our well-debated find.
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Ivan Ratoyevsky Religion is like someone farting when traveling in a car (closed space)unfortunately you have to breath the gas in but it still leaves a disgusting stink afterwards.
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Ivan Ratoyevsky counting sheep when you cannot get off to sleep is more useful than god & religion.
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Ivan Ratoyevsky Along with philosophy, god & religion are the biggest waste of time going. Its just a load of people being up themselves nothing more.
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osirisnut osirisnut Religions are not "NOT" about their (man made) gods. they are without doubt about racketeering.
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osirisnut osirisnut Catholic priests always bless their food before they eat it, so does that then mean that the bowel movement they make the next day is Holy crap or Holy shit?. If that is the case then do they pray to it? if they do it's probably the only Holy thing that they will ever see that they pray to. Considering they pray to a lot of alleged Holy things that they never see.
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Francis Bede Francis Bede I could not see that what I believed was fraudulent until the Devil made me do it. - White Brother
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Enoch Author Enoch Author
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 Believers say religion is a door leading to a better existence. But I say be sure to knock before entering. Behind that door there's a clergyman taking a shit. - John Aubrey
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Dr. Idel Dreimer Dr. Idel Dreimer Evil is most ruthless and untroubled when it has divine permission and holy sanction. (Observation #531)
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Dr. Idel Dreimer Dr. Idel Dreimer Religion is like an inefficient kaleidoscope: in order to present a pretty pattern -- many awkward bits of reality have to be left out. (Observation # 536)
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Dr. Idel Dreimer Dr. Idel Dreimer All societies create, adopt, or adapt religions. This suggests the usefulness -- not the truthfulness -- of religions. (Observation # 521)
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Francis Bede Francis Bede The Liberal Asshole’s Prayer

That martyr who lived on earth
Exploited be his name
His kingdom never was
YOUR will is to be done
On earth, as there is no heaven.
Help those in need with their daily bread
As it is, here and now
And fear not your weaknesses
Examine those who seek trespass against you
May you know your own temptations
And judge yourself your deeds
And reflect on those gone wrong.
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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 Might it be best if we atheists organized our own propagandist movement, just like the theists have had for millennia?

Just remember: If a lie is told often enough and loud enough it is eventually accepted as the truth.
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Enoch Author Enoch Author
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 An atheist is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it. H.L. Mencken (revised a little)
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