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Unknown No! born again Christians DON'T HAVE any navels!! Why? Because they were all born from Mary Mother of God who was a pure Virgin and never had sex. Therefore they don't have navels.
Hu Man Whats the quickest way to screw people up? show them the power & pleasure of sex, then forbid them from having it by calling it a sin. No wonder so many members of the church became sexual abusers with that kind of twisted thinking, its enough to send anyone bonkers. For fuck sakes!!!.
me The code to Catholics' anti-abortion position is finally cracked: abortions mean fewer little boys for the priests.
Mike Thoma Why is it more logical that God was there first and created us, than science creating us so that we could create God?
YEP more man You can never win an argument made with people of religious faith why? because you can never reason with the irrational. God & religion = pure irrationality.
Hu-Man How come God failed to save the life of his daughter? (she died) despite all the father's prayers. And how come the father was still prosecuted & ended up in prison for his non actions? How come god didn't save the daughter from death or the man from prison?
me, i think If Christian people portray sex as "dirty", then why are so many so excited about the Second Coming?
Alternative Freedom Alternative Freedom Atheism - because freedom is our universal right.
Nikoy Thinking man who believes in God doesn't exist.
At Man God & religion are often called the opium of the masses, how true!
Annoona For those with faith an Atheist must seem unimaginable. Like whales flying smilie face
Unknown God & religion are NOT a prerequisite for the existence of reality.
sour the sweet pure evil * love = God.
Calum Brookes Jesus walked on water, turned water to wine, fed too many people from the fish and loaves he had. If god created the unbreakable laws of physics, why allow anyone to break them?
Therion "know that nothing's true and that everything is permitted/so read the old man of the mountain in his book of lies..."
SmokingNthegraveyard What makes Satan evil? Satan told people that they didn't need to follow god (and he was right) sense god is so jealous, this makes Satan 'evil' by default.

ItDoesNotExist Here are some good stories of the same genre:3 little pigs,The Bible, Alyssa in wonderland.
At Man As you believe so it shall be!
ItDoesNotExist You keep believing,I'll keep evolving.
ItDoesNotExist Science,reason and atheism(Mother Nature) will always be better than violence,killing and imaginary guy(Religion).
Eddie G. People with money will surely go to Heaven ---
If you have money and have sinned,go to a Catholic church - confess -say a few Holy Marys - put $$$$ in box - all sins forgiven. - Easy as that!
Annoona The problem with God & religion is that it can be made into what ever you want or need it to be. But it has little or nothing to do with reality. You cannot argue with the irrational.
At Man Energy follows thought, therefore as you believe so it shall be!!
Kelly Mulenga To man belongs everything. Including God.
taylor im happy as an athiest knowing the worms will eat off my body. its pay back time, try and catch a fish without a worm.
Eddie G. For their own reasons, christians change the bible from time to time(Old Testament to New Testament etc;)- Since mankind is getting wiser, maybe it is time they made another change.
How about ''The New, New Testament" or "The New Testament 2" or howabout "The Newest Testament/yet".
I'm confident they'll think of something 'catchy' (pun intended).
Unknown God & religion invented in the bronze age for those who still live in the Bronze age!
Tommy Hanninen Tommy Hanninen The republic of religion, merely stifles our kids thoughts, and has no place in the modern thinking of deductive reasoning. Get on board and think freely..... leave everything to question.
Nik A Cheesman I find religion extremely useful. If I were to blindly throw paint upon an easel and say God told me too, I could find wealth by doing something that takes absolutely no skill, no talent, nor intelligence. So really, I would be doing the same thing as a preacher, but with a slightly more capitolistic approach.
Bertrand Russell Bertrand Russell That Man is the product of causes which had no prevision of the end they were achieving; that his origin, his growth, his hopes and fears, his loves and his beliefs, are but the outcome of accidental collocations of atoms; that no fire, no heroism, no intensity of thought and feeling, can preserve an individual life beyond the grave; that all the labours of the ages, all the devotion, all the inspiration, all the noonday brightness of human genius, are destined to extinction in the vast death of the solar system, and that the whole temple of Man's achievement must inevitably be buried beneath the debris of a universe in ruins--all these things, if not quite beyond dispute, are yet so nearly certain, that no philosophy which rejects them can hope to stand. Only within the scaffolding of these truths, only on the firm foundation of unyielding despair, can the soul's habitation henceforth be safely built.
Rene Starink "But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die." -The Bible.- Believing in god (good) and satan (evil) is as eating from the tree of knowledge of good and evil. What Christians are warned against they fully practice.
Andrew Pinter If god gave us free will and we denied him why would he do it?....would you put a rapist in a jail cell with an escape hole? probably not.
unknown If god exists, i want to ask him " Are you a blind?" Because he don't see what is happened in the world?
Annoona God didn't save the girl despite all the prayers by her father. If god existed why didn't he saver her & how come he hasn't prevented the father from going to prison for her death?? All this in the most God fearing country on the planet?
K. Hatcher K. Hatcher Saying your prayers is like saying your ABCs...IT DOESN'T MATTER!
Dominic Montoya God is suppose to be the answer to that which can't be explained, yet God itself would require an even bigger explanation than what it's suppose to explain.
Heathen Man Having a garden is not enough of itself. As the church & other religions insist that it was their special fairies that made the garden and that we should be eternally grateful to them. And that we all must believe in fairies?
gnjn86 I sometimes wonder who created whom? God created us or We created god? The latter is easier to believe.
Joie E. I have come to the knowledge that faith in god is more important than the truth of god`s existence. Facts need not apply.
Annoona Atheism is the complete opposite of religion & god. As an Atheist I reject all notions of God & religion, its all utter twaddle. There is only one reality & it doesn't include god or religion IMO.
Yagami from Sweden Why ignore fiction?



- For the dummies:

Fiction does not need to be ignored as it is just that, fiction.
Annoona There is ONLY appropriate behavior & inappropriate behavior.
Colin Bridge Those who crave immortality in the company of the God they worship will not be disappointed. The can be no disappointment in nothingness.
Greg Wyatt If you're parents had never told you Santa was non-existent, put you in a setting that promoted his existence, and surrounded you with individuals that was convinced of his existence, would you believe in Santa?
Phiwe Nkonki I like prayer, in fact I like it so much that when I'm about to embark on a particularly dangerous journey, I like to pray to ensure my safety, it goes: Dear Lord, stay out of my way!!!
Ogaga Onowighose The God must be Crazy if he refuse to proove his exsistance to the Human race,the bible can not defend the Bible?
Neil D. Tyson The more I learn about the universe, the less convinced I am that there's any sort of benevolent force that has anything to do with it, at all.
Colin Bridge If I were to learn that God is real I would make a deal with him.
I would ask him to understand and forgive me for not believing and, in turn, would forgive him for giving us Adolph Hitler, Saddam Hussein, the 9/11 terrorists et al.
Colin Bridge
there is no god when you understand why you dismiss other possible gods you'll understand why i dismiss yours
Ungodly Human suffering is NOT caused by God or religion in my opinion. The single biggest cause of suffering is attachment. Much suffering is actually self inflicted. Some suffering is rite of passage, some suffering is a life lesson we need to face. And some suffering is inexplicable or unfathomable.
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Francis Bede Francis Bede "Religion was a fantasy invented by men living in caves idealizing a fearful world they knew nothing about" - Capsicum the 49th, 4th Ruler of The Green Planet.
Jordan Pineo Jordan Pineo "A believer is a bird in a cage. A free thinker is an eagle parting the clouds with tireless wings"
Presley Ganthier Presley Ganthier If god is omnipotent then why does he forces us to believe in what he believes
osirisnut osirisnut Monks and priests try to emulate their beloved man-made jesus by doing exactly what he did and saying exactly what he said. How many of them are carpenters then?.
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Theism should be reclassified as a brain disorder.
George Hernandez George Hernandez The only thing that sucks about being an atheist is not being able to say I told you so.
Bob Allen Bob Allen The original sin was inventing God
Bob Allen Bob Allen Morality doesn't come from fear of punishment or hope of personal gain. It comes from human compassion and respect for nature.
Bob Allen Bob Allen It is evident that humans commonly invent fictional characters including gods, and it is also evident that some greedy people use the concept of God as a confidence scam for personal gain. It is then reasonable to say that God is both a fictional character and a confidence scam.
Francis Bede Francis Bede In secular society there is no place for religion. However there is always a place for the passions of David Attenborough.
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