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Erekose - "My Choice to Abuse Drugs" Some people would wave a holy book at me, and say that I was in fact created by ‘the Lord’, and therefore am his property, and to not do with myself what he commands me to do is a crime. What can I say?
1. I don’t believe you actually talk to this Master and know what he wants – you are lying;
2. I don’t believe he exists at all in the way you describe him– rather he is a symptom of your mental illness;
3. If he does exist in the way you describe him, and does tell you what you say he does – he can kiss his property goodbye, because it has just declared independence;
4. If I am wrong – I’ll get what I deserve after I die. This is between me and him. It’s none of your business.
Baron von Knifty First and foremost, believe in yourself, then branch out very, very carefully from there.

Anthony Matchett If you know your God is real, and I know my God is real, and our beliefs differ, doesn't that invalidate both of our Gods?
Daniel Pinchbeck- 2012 If we concieve thinking as a part of the world, inseperable from natural processes, then there can be no limits to our cognition. Thinking is not a passive tabulation of objective facts, nor can science lead to a definitive "final theory" about the universe. Thinking becomes, instead, a creative and participatory act that transforms reality.
a human mind How can any existence claim any real understanding of this reality, or what lies beyond, until they have experienced the mind bending otherside of what this reality is not?
Baron von Knifty For most people, when someone shatters the mirror and the illusion disappears into a million shards, the brick becomes the new illusion.

Baron von Knifty All For Nothing: Where are Zeus, Jupiter and Isis today? Without physical belief they became extinct. When religion destroys all life on earth, your god will disappear, too. What then will become of your god, your heaven, your eternal life?

Eric Moorehead Hypothetically speaking,If i were god/all powerful/all knowing etc. I would probably know the future. So when making people, I would know what I'm making their lives to be ahead of time. Then I would send some of them to eternal hell and some to eternal bliss based off of what I made their lives to be. I also would be a big douche and probably imaginary.
Baron von Knifty The scariest, most ridiculous science fiction movie I ever saw was called “The Bible.” It was about people who followed without question the laws of some made-up fairy tale. Nothing like that could happen today in a modern, intelligent society like ours.

Baron von Knifty If there is an all-perfect god who made me then why do I sneeze when I have a mouthful of popcorn?

Baron von Knifty “Original sin” is, in actuality, “Original spin.”

unknown I can't get over after reading or watching CSI tru stories--I'm just continually disappointed to find out that every other bible thumper, a priest or preacher or her/iss son or daughter has committed one more outrageous-murderous act.
Andrew B. Vargas The belief of a benevolent providence is honestly a crutch, it is the false sincerity they are not alone. Once a person accepts this very striking fact; they will truly be free!
Baron von Knifty With god’s help Joshua stopped the sun in the sky so he would have more daylight to slaughter his enemy. And you want me to give a reason why I hate religion.

ynwala "सर्व धर्म समभाव” या तत्त्वापेक्षा "सर्व धर्म अभाव” हे तत्त्व अधिक उपयुक्त आहे.
Omar Hastings Hassan "Most religious men will blindly refuse to engage in both reason and rational argument in order to keep their safety blankets from fraying"
Baron von Knifty I challenge the honesty of the Catholic church. Allow science to test that consecrated wine–the supposed blood of Jesus–to find Christ’s DNA. And while they’re at it, test those wafers for fragments of flesh. If there is no evidence the church should shut their doors and close down.

Baron von Knifty “The followers are restless! Quick! Bring out the wafers and fire up the smoking purse!”

Baron von Knifty Now wait a minute. Let me get this straight. If you’re saying I’m made in god’s image, then god has anal warts too?

Baron von Knifty If it were never said that man evolved from monkeys, I may have come to that conclusion myself by simple observation of the monkeys. If gods never evolved from the minds of man I don’t think I would have found it necessary to conjure up one myself.

Viper It takes no more than mere common sense to figure out the truth about GOD.. and yet the world is obsessed with religions
Ram Jethmalani Far from being opium,religion is an aphrodisiac of horror,Benzedrine of bestality.The fleet of the world could easily swim in the spacious comforts of the ocean of innocent blood which has been split in the name of God.
Sean Lalor Sean Lalor

Don't confuse your beliefs with knowledge unless you have knowledge of your beliefs.
04/04/2008
Taylor Sutton This film, Horton Hears a Who, is a clever description of the evolution of the Christian faith. The popular concept of God has become so inscrutably vague and all-encompassing that persistence can now conquer logic, liberal secularists is now considered narrow-minded, and fanaticism now claims freedom as its big stick.
Baron von Knifty Your life will greatly improve once you realize that Santa Claus, the Easter bunny and the pope are nothing more than advertising gimmicks.

Marrila M. Ricker (1840-1920) "If you must believe in anything, believe in yourselves, in your senses, in your minds. To accept a religious creed is to accept another mind in place of your own and generally contrary to your own. When religious belief comes in brains go out"
Dave Hale After cain slew abel, he moaned "now everyone who sees me shall slay me." Think about it.
Baron von Knifty Religions that dreamed up a god also came up with good a rendition of a devil. Gotta have the devil to scare everyone into packing the pews. But the church doesn’t give the devil nearly as much importance–great big church, very small confessionals. It should be the other way around.

Danny the only difference between humans and animals is the Religion,animals kill only a small number to survive yet people kill thousand for some fake idea.
Trevor Anderson Why do so many people believe the world is round? Ancient civilizations clearly believed that the world is FLAT. Oh wait... they were wrong. So why is their concept of the beginning of the mankind and the world so much more acceptable?
Baron von Knifty People go to the church to play Bingo and then pray for the winning numbers. That seems rather blasphemous to me.

Chad Vasey Eternity is nothingness... consciousness is but a fleeting moment of awareness... sooner or later we all slip back into the void... never to return...
Stoner The Bible? Ya, it's great for rolling joints.
Jake Garner If god gave his people free will, then why does he punish those whose will is sience
Jake Garner If the acients believed in gods such as zeus, then surely when the last bible is lost people in the future will laugh upon the religions of today, Each God is just another fairytale
Fran Lebowitz "Randomness scares people. Religion is a way to explain randomness."
Unknown... "Faith is deciding to allow yourself to believe something your intellect would otherwise cause you to reject -- otherwise there's no need for faith."
Charles J. Hunsinger "Life, I reasonably think, is all we know, all we will ever know. Embrace it for this knowledge can be wasted for it is not known for long or by everyone."
Albert Einstein Albert Einstein One strength of the communist system of the East is that it has some of the character of a religion and inspires the emotions of a religion.
Adam Webber God is one hell of a critic.
Herman Melville Already we have been the nothing we dread to be
howard moore there is no field outside of the field of organized religion, where mankind has his own ignorance and arroggance so well organized, and so easily impposed upon others!
Leslie Vermazani If God helps those who help themselves then those who help themselves must be God,
Hunter Blake Lowery One thing that’s gets on my nerves is when people find out I don’t believe in God, their first question is “Then how where you made?” I’m honestly ashamed that my peers don’t know how life is made. Apparently God made me.
Hunter Blake Lowery In your entire life have you seen God or Jesus? Have you taken witness to a biblical experience? Chances are not. Isn’t it funny this God everyone worships doesn’t show any sign of existence, not even to his most obedient followers.
David Rohlf As a kid your parents,teachers and preachers tell you that God does exist and to not question faith. You do as your told.
Ryan Wojcik-Andrews There may be something up there, something different beyond space, time and imagination, but it is not god, or at least the omnipotent god that everybody dreams about.
M Campbell (Businessman & Investor) The futility of prayer is incredibly absurd, why are there people across America gathered in churches praying for things that they believe will simply be willed upon by God? If I was God I wouldn't create a whole universe then focus on one miniscule sector and spend all of my time answering their questions, that's not good practice of time management...
Joel If god is all knowing why did he create satin knowing that he would betray him?
al-Ma'arri, Syrian Poet, died 1057 Now this religion happens to prevail/Until by that one it is overthrown/Because men dare not live with men alone/But always with another fairy tale.
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God saves - but not now, and not here. His salvation is on layaway. Like all grifters, He asks you to pay now and take it on faith that you will receive later.
― Joe Hill, Horns
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If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us? - Jon Stewart
Dr. Idel Dreimer Dr. Idel Dreimer Religion is superstition made respectable by tradition.
Dr. Idel Dreimer Dr. Idel Dreimer If religion is necessary, then mankind is irredeemably in thrall to absurdity.
Harley Adams Harley Adams Religion teaches, Science educates.
Owen Mills Owen Mills Religion thrives on blind faith, and crumbles to the ground when someone asks an intelligent question.
osirisnut osirisnut Monks, priests and nuns [those brutal bitches] or how to have a life and destroy it completely.
osirisnut osirisnut Given that there are a lot of pedophilia and other evil acts done by monks, nuns and priests, over the centuries, how many of them have been called a saint by the Roman Catholic Church?.
osirisnut osirisnut What do those men do? The first man is a plumber, what's that good for?. He lays pipes to bring water into a house so that people can wash and drink fresh water. The second man is a builder, what's that good for?. He helps build houses so people can get shelter from the wind and rain. The third man is a priest and he prays all day, what's that good for?. Absolutely nothing.
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Praise Allah for creating the prophets of atheisim with their good news of the Scientific Method. - John Aubrey
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