top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| Mitch Dempsey |
"If you believe in god you're a stupid cunt, it's that simple" |
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| UnknownTed Turner |
Christianity is for losers. |
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| NoGods4Me |
@White American Atheist & XYZ: Just say NO to drugs. |
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| garryr |
If I had been born in Ireland it is more than likely I'd be a catholic...if in Pakistan, a muslim,India a hindu...ad nauseum...get em young.!! |
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| Jonathon Miller |
In some awful, strange, paradoxical way, atheists tend to take religion more seriously than the practitioners. |
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Tom McKay |
If There Is A Good And Compassionate God, He Is Not Of This Universe. How Do I Know? The Bible Tells Me So. |
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| sir David Stevens |
thanks to God im still an atheist !!! |
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| KPL1955 |
"BORN ALRIGHT THE FIRST TIME" |
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| Adam |
Stop killing man, start killing God. |
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| Trent Moranz |
If Jesus is coming back, what's do you think he'll do when he finds out the people who say they love him most have been piling all their garbage in his dad's garden for the last 2,000 years? |
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| Stig Nasty |
The more complex any sects dogma is, the more convinced they are that they are correct and that all the others are false. |
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| Robert DesLauriers |
"If god is all good,all powerfull and all knowing,
then it would be good to believe in god. And if god controls my mind
and body,therefore I must believe in god. But I do not,ergo
there is no god."
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| Wulin |
Seeking wisdom, requires understanding and learning from many books.
Seeking god, requires believe and faith from a book. |
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| kleinski²³ |
Im an Atheist! Religion makes me sick! |
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Woody Allen |
"I do occasionally envy the person who is religious naturally, without being brainwashed into it or suckered into it by all the organized hustles." |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Some will have it that we humans are the final work of some god or other. But we humankind aren't the be all and end all. We are just another branch of the ape family that got "lucky(?)".
Another million years from now and it'll maybe be the turn of the six foot thirteen stone cockroach with the opposable claws. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The holy books appear to have been written on a WWI Enigma machine in Klingon by a Martian who was having to work in the dark hold of a Spanish galleon on a storm tossed sea. |
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Carlos Mora |
A group of religious decide to travel on a bus . Prior to the trip , they pray for the safety of all . The bus has an accident and they all die . What may have happened ? :
a) God is playful b ) the group prayed without faith c ) god planed to kill all of them d)God does not exist .
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Baron von Knifty |
When gold is the coin of the realm, go for the gold. When thinking is valued, go for the think. When it’s god, go for the border. |
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Sean S. kamali |
In any modern society encouraging your child to cut himself is an unthinkable act, but only with religious belief becomes part of the culture, and demands respect. |
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| Unknown |
Get out and vote for obama. Otherwise we will get the Christian version of sharia law in the whitehouse. |
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| SonicTails |
If life is rough (Pray) do something about it.. If life is happy (Pray) Enjoy it. Useless praying
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| Dr. Idel Dreimer www.lumpenbangenpiano.com |
"God" is man's attempt to construct an endpoint for infinity. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
The halo over the head is put there to signify that person’s grasp of reality. |
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| NoGods4Me |
Christians who try to impose their religious laws on ALL American women, are no better than the Muslims with their Sharia law. |
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| NoGods4Me |
Why would a god be so obsessed with the sex lives of humans? I think it's just the perverts who wrote the bible who are obsessed with sex. |
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| Unknown |
WHERE DID GOD COME FROM?
(why does no one know the answer to that question? more importantly, why doesn't no one care that is can't be answered?) |
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| Pp |
My beliefs don't constantly ask for my faith or to believe in them. I believe in the things I do because they make sense, and have concrete evidence behind them. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
A message to theists: If you harbour doubts about your religion, don't be shy about airing them. |
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| Skeptic Logic |
3Apples changed the world; first one gave to Eve by religions to find an excuse for god’s mistakes and blame human for it, second fell on Newton thus he could woke us up from ecstasy of the first one, and the third was offered half bitten by Steve Job, so we could gain ourselves what gods were unable to offer us. |
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| Franz Raphael Ferriols |
The universe is just too complicated to have been created by a god who's only concerned with human affairs |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
We don't need to SEE something in order to believe in it. We merely have to study the effect. Think magnetism; electricity; wind; gravity; love; pain; heat; worry; pity; and some others that I cannot at the moment "not see". |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
One should never judge a book by its cover, unless it has the word HOLY or TESTAMENT in the title.
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| AKIL |
Is god willing to prevent bt not able? thn he s not omni potent.
Is he able,bt not willing?
thn he s malevolont
Is he both able nd willing ?
thn whence cometh evil?
Is he neithr willing nor able?
thn why call him god?
-EPICURUS
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| chuck |
If so called God so loved the world, then why did he allow the Romans hang Jesus on a cross to die. You' think he'd pull out his magic wand and say Abbra Cadabra. |
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| Gert Sheqi |
Religion is accurate as much as Earth is flat. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Does GOD have a belly button!? |
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| Hugo Boss |
Anyone who is not convinced of the disgusting vulgarities and nonsense of religion should aquaint themselves with the Abrahamic(Hebrew,Christian,Islamic)faiths. |
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| Unknown |
When I was little I believed this guy flew around the world on a sled with eight reindeer he came on Christmas and brought toys to my house, then my friends laughed at me when I was about 8 years old and I still believed in some fantasy guy and I realized what a fool I was to believe a story about a guy who watches every move you make to see if you're being bad or good and makes a judgement call if you're going to get toys. Hmmmmm.... |
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| Franz Raphael Ferriols |
Merry Winter Solstice! |
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Nim |
Theology is not only opposed to the scientific spirit; it is opposed to every other form of rational thinking too. |
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Nim |
Here's the church, here's the steeple, look inside, and... not as popular as it used to be huh? |
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| Myself |
Believing in god is the same as believing the Earth is flat since neither is true. |
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| Randy Pagan |
I can never be a follower to a religion where the God had to have his own son tortured and publicly crucified before he could forgive... |
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| joni |
religion doesn't work, use physics |
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| Alex |
As God doesn't exist he/she/it cannot know anything about you, let alone your future. |
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| Jose Barrera |
Death is the only salvation that humans can grasp, for it brings you peace and it puts an end to all suffering. |
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| June VanDerMark |
If you open your minds, you will see that all of these man-created deities are totally inept as rulers. The devil in all religions rules their deities' kingdoms for them. Fear-filled nonsense ... taught by mortal ignorant men. |
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| Alex |
God & Religion are regressive forces they do nothing to promote the evolution of the human species, do nothing to develop our consciousness for the better. |
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| Aja Stratford |
Praying is like a rocking chair, it will give you something to do but it wont take you anywhere! |
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Paul (Desert Rat) |
Noah and Moses were said to have lived over 900 yrs (not in the historical record) in a time when filth was common, and a mere scratch, rancid meat, polluted water etc, were not yet known to be major factors of serious illness or death... Modern antiseptics and medicines etc. for treating simple life-threatening infections, for example, weren't discovered for thousands of yrs...Where are all the 900 yr olds now in this day and age?? |
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osirisnut |
Experts and nutritionists all agree that you are what you eat, if that is true then the catholics have eaten something very very silly. I blame the wafers. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Some cling to religion as the infallible source of morality; in fact, religions -- which are created by societies -- encapsulate the moral values already established and inherent in those societies. The appeal to religious values is simply an appeal to tradition dressed up as divinity. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
By their works ye shall know them. In the unlikely event there is a causative intelligence behind the universe, it is clear that it has no concern with justice, mercy, the survival of individual creatures -- or even the species of which they are a part. The notion that it might have have the slightest interest in the functioning, beliefs, or values of human societies is, quite frankly, ludicrous. |
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osirisnut |
Bless me Father for i have sinned. Tell me your sins my child?. I don't hate gays, i don't hate lesbians, i don't hate bisexuals and i don't hate transgenders.I have used condoms, i masturbate and i have fornicated. I don't hate women that have abortions and i certainly don't hate women that use the morning after pill. Oh and i don't eat fish on a friday. |
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osirisnut |
Christian scientists have stated that if aliens existed on another planet then there would probably not be a jesus one [you can't make this shit up]. So the nonexistent jesus on another planet is just the same as the one on this planet. Nonexistent. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Christian morality (so called) has all the characters of a reaction; it is, in great part, a protest against Paganism. Its ideal is negative rather than positive; passive rather than action; innocence rather than Nobleness; Abstinence from Evil, rather than energetic Pursuit of Good: in its precepts (as has been well said) 'thou shalt not' predominates unduly over 'thou shalt. ― John Stuart Mill
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Enoch Author (admin) |
My material universe, your God, each infinite in space and time; energy and matter vs doesn’t matter - John Alden |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
What is it the Bible teaches us? — repine, cruelty, and murder. What is it the Testament teaches us? — to believe that the Almighty committed debauchery with a woman engaged to be married; and the belief of this debauchery is called faith.
― Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
If salvation were dependent on the ability to read and understand scripture, Jesus would have been an author. ― Steve Maraboli |
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