top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| Peter |
God is only an excuse. |
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| javier |
fuckk god |
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| Herman Cronje |
If God is the creator of everything; why did he give a certain snake vocal chords? |
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| Me |
To a door to door 'missionary': " Why did your god make my dog hate you so much that he wants to remove your scrotum from your trousers?" |
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Nim |
Believing that the universe is 6000 years old is the mathematical equivalent of believing the distance from New York to San Francisco is 25 yards! |
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| NOGOD |
If someone dares to say "that man is made in the image of God", he should be ashamed. |
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| ANDY THE ATHEIST |
HAVE RELIGION, WILL OPPRESS |
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| Gail |
I'm not a sheep, I'm an Atheist! |
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| Philip Turner |
True Immortality is too be remember through out history |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
If GOD exists how come nobody has ever seen him/her? |
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| matt |
People argue that you need God to live, I argue the opposite, you don't need anything. My logic: You don't need air, water, or food to have life, if you don't WANT to live.
You only need it because you WANT to live, life is not a necessity. |
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| Miroslav Goldgamer |
God exists for those who believe in him. Those who believe in themselves are Gods. |
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| LST |
If people are the sheep, religion is the wolf. |
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| T-BONE |
FUCK RELIGION, THERE ALL LIES. |
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| God |
I love all of you but I'm sending you all to eternal damnation. Have fun. |
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| C.Fleming |
Religion is a weakness , overcome the fact that there is no god and you'll become stronger ! |
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| Me |
My Mom told me that the Easter Bunny was real. . .I later found out that that damn bunny never existed. Weird how we can be lolled into believing something that's not there huh? |
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| Anon |
When in Rome, do as the Pope says to, or die, you heathen pig! |
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| Prof Uri Nassol |
Jesus died to show us how much his dad loves us? Why didn't he just cure all disease, end suffering and live to a ripe old age doing it? Much more useful... and much more convincing evidence of being loved. |
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God |
OK you lot, it's God here. Just stop fighting and start praying... I need to be told I'm great every single day. Remember, if you don't believe in me you can rot in hell being tortured for eternity for all I care.
P.S., I love you... |
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| Thanthai Periyar |
There is no god
There is no god at all
He who invented god is a fool
He who propagates god is a knave
He who worships god is a primitive |
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| George Smith |
God is not matter; neither is nonexistence. God does not have limitations; neither does nonexistence. God is not visible; neither is nonexistence. God cannot be described; neither can nonexistence. |
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| Anonymous |
Thank God I'm an atheist. |
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| Toja |
I can't prove angels do not exist. Still, I would rather take a plane to reach the sky. |
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David Wilkinson |
Atheistic ‘Re-educational Therapy’ for Agnostics (repeat daily): "I am absolutely certain Captain Shamus the pink punk leprechaun is not hiding under my bed this morning." |
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| Anonymous |
If this notion of an omnipotent being is in actual fact real, then I want to elect a new ruler- he's doing a ridiculously poor job. |
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| Anonymous |
Don't you think if god was real he would do something about the thousands of deaths,the people that don't believe in him,try to prove hes real so he wouldn't have to send all these people to hell....If he is real he doesn't care for his people. |
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| W. Fristoe |
An insult cannot be given, it can only be taken. |
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| The Church Of Reason |
They did not worship jesus because he was good, but because satan was bad.. |
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| Maurice Dorman |
A creator that is so complex that he created this complex universe, has to have an even more complex creator. |
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| Sickboy McSatan |
A friend of mine who 'got' religion, was constantly pestering me to 'get' it as well. After much swearing (from me) he likened evangelicism to this. "If you saw a drowning man, wouldn't you throw him a lifebelt?" I told him to f*ck off, I'm a perfectly good swimmer. |
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| LochRaven62 |
The Catholic Church on education: "No child's behind left." |
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| Unknown |
If God knows all, then how can there be free will? If he knows what we will do, then we cannot decide what we do. God cannot even decide what he does. This paradox is broken by the religious with an incapability of understanding. This paradox is broken by the wise with logic. |
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| Bob |
Religion is like a cigarette, you light it, you smoke it and at some point it will end. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Re: God's existence.
To settle the argument in regard to his existence or not, maybe he could organise a formation meteor strike on the moon to form the word of GOD so's we can ALL see. |
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Bill Moody |
His followers say he has a plan, but I’m not so sure. The whole flood thing sounds like an idea born of a seven day drunk. Even the book says he regretted it. “Sorry about the millions of men, women, children, kittens, colts and puppies… here, have a rainbow.†|
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Fred Vans |
A bird will boldly fly through the night but there are men who need a god. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
If there were to be one true god he'd have to be so far up himself he'd never be able to sit. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman." - Homer Simpson
He had something. We might just as well pray to the Superhero of our choice as they're all fictional characters.
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Paisley B |
We will never quite understand how we got here and why we are here, so I say f**k it and just be here now. |
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Edward |
If God is/was true, then he is obviously Evil. For He created the Devil's image to cover up His bullshits. |
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Carlos Mora |
WE ATHEISTS ARE NOT HYPOCRITES BECAUSE WE NEVER REMIND OF A GOD , UNLIKE CHRISTIANS WHO ONLY REMEMBER IF THEY NEED SOME ACT OF "GRACE " |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Stuck on the Agnostic fence? Need assurance before you make that life-changing decision?
The answer to your problematic indecision is here.
I highly recommend you READ: "Fifty Shades of God"* (by various authors) you'll never be in doubt again?
* The OT or Koran. |
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John Eickhoff |
Why is it that out of the infinitely possible conceptions of reality that the human mind is capable of, mankind has spent so much time contemplating the concept of God? What makes that particular concept so special? |
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Orion |
God doesn't work in mysterious ways
He got fired by reality |
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| Dickone |
Why clergymen need salary if prayer really works? The almighty could easily fulfill their needs like when they're hungry fed them a whiff of wind; when they need clothing cloak them with magical "emperor’s new clothe"; when they need a place to rest he could send them to heaven. |
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| @thereisawayjose |
The only occurrence that truly deserves to be called a miracle is persistence of the god myth ..despite the complete lack of evidence and all the atrocities committed in his name |
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| osirisnut |
Just think of poor jesus. Forced to carry a cross up a hill "oh the agony", he's nailed to the cross "oh the pain", he has a crown of the thorns forced onto his head "oh the torment" and then to add insult to injury a fly lands on his nose. |
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| Krishna Mohan Kandula |
Sometimes Genious looks ugly,arrogant and ridiculous and stupidity looks beautiful ,humbe and belivable.The best example are science and religion. |
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| Krishna Mohan Kandula |
If The God is one who created me. I know him very well.I am talking to him daily,He lives with me.Yes,he really loves me.He is none other than my own father. |
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Paul (Desert Rat) |
Where did Noah get two kangaroos, when they are ONLY found in Australia, and the continent wasn't discovered until 1606?? |
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Hurd Hutchins |
Whatever you believe, mother nature (i.e. the laws of nature) is going to take care of you and your hereafter. |
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Paul (Desert Rat) |
150-200 BILLION stars like our sun in the Milky Way galaxy...150-200 BILLION other galaxies in the known universe, and Christians have the unmitigated GALL, supersized EGOS, CAJONES, AUDACITY, CHUTZPAH, to think a "God" chose our MICROSCOPIC planet in the ENTIRE universe, to leave his children to fend for themselves, and if they didn't WORSHIP him, they would burn in HELL for all ETERNITY?? |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
If man was made in the image of God, God must have started as a single-celled organism. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Mankind -- and the other animals -- show that the universe is capable of consciousness, and wants to think. That makes the universe a very interesting place; it does not suggest benevolence, omnipotence, or life after death. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
CHRISTIAN, n. One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. One who follows the teachings of Christ in so far as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin. - Ambrose Bierce – the devil’s dictionary
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I would have to suppose that - like all things living - religion is free to evolve to suit prevailing circumstances.
The ultimate evolve will be when it collapses in on itself because it's too unwieldy. Just like what happened to those giant lizardy things. |
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osirisnut |
The New Testament a history of the imposter Christ who learned magic in Egypt, which had enabled him to perform those pranks which were called miracles. Thomas Aikenhead 1696. Murdered by religion in 1697. |
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osirisnut |
A person brought up as a catholic lives to the age of 70 and if they spent just 1 hour a week in a church they would have wasted 18 months of their life. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
LONG before any god existed. MAN created a need for gods. How else could the ancients' describe events?
"What makes it rain, dad?"
"God does it, son."
"What makes that colourful bow in the sky, dad?"
"God does it, son."
"Why is that mountain belching fire and smoke, dad?"
"God does it, son."
"Why does the ground tremble, dad?"
"God does it, son."
"Why did grandma have to die, dad?"
"We have to eat, son!" |
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