top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| Hugo Boss |
To my way of thinking, an omnipotent being who sets up a universe in which thinking beings proliferate,grow old and die(usually alone,in agony, and in fear)is the ultimate sadist. |
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| Not a quote a suggestion |
A spam button so if a stupid Christian comes on with a holy word we can kick the quote. |
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| osirisnut |
The bible was written between thirty and seventy years after the alleged death of christ, who then had the insight to keep the cross, nails, crown of thorns and the spear of destiny that they would have to have fought a roman soldier for. |
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| osirisnut |
Never trust men in long dresses calling themselves priests. |
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| Unknown |
I don't think Atheism properly defines my world view. The word only means I am not a theist. I am so much less than that.
Bill Coberly |
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| Unknown |
Religion = money, money = power and power = domination. If you are told what to do, what to say and when to say it then you have been dominated. E.g. will everyone stand make the sign of the cross and repeat after me the following, in the name of the father etc. If you identify yourself as doing this then you have been dominated. |
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| Dickone |
Q: Is god just and fair?
A: Shouldn't doubt about it.
Q: Then why did god allow polygamy?
A: Because too many women want to marry Him.
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| Unknown |
If god had another name it would be travesty. |
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| GL |
"You are an atheist because you never read Bible!""Do you believe in Hinduism?""No!""Have you ever read any Hinduistic Bible?""..." |
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| Unknown |
The only reason man invented god, was to stop him from killing himself. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
You're right to dismiss the stupid fairytales about the afterlife. We only have one chance of living and it's this one. Life isn't a rehearsal for the after-death.
We are just members of the primate family and as such we are just other animals akin to the dinosaurs. If we are all due another life after we die then the place will be full of T-Rex and his associates PLUS all those animals we slaughtered for our table. Though it would make that other life very entertaining. |
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| god |
I listen to your prayers and all you do is bitch. You can kiss my holy ass. |
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| Unknown |
Religion is the opiate of the masses. |
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| Unknown |
I agree with Anthony W. Allsop when he say "gods are the inventions of an over active human mind." We should all be lobotomised so we don't contemplate the unknown, or explore possibilities, anymore. Stupid overactive human brain. |
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| Unknown |
Being an atheist makes life so much more simple. For starters, you aren't obligated to capitalize "he", "his", "him", and "lord" when referring to god. |
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| Unknown |
christianity is the idolization of a dead jew on a stick |
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| Taboo |
Religions and Hell = Boy scouts and campfires. |
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| Zulfi Khan |
Religions are devised to govern the affairs of society and community we live in and hence no religion encourage the wrong doing so why can’t humans be more civilised and infidel? |
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| Anjo Bautista |
Just this.. Think people.. Think.. |
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| SANJEEV |
"AFTER THE DISCOVERY OF HIGGS BOSON , ALL RELEGIOUS SAYINGS AND ALL GOD'S PICS, SOUND LIKE AND LOOK LIKE A MAD MAN'S SHRIEKS AND A CHILD'S CARTOON CHARACTER RESPECTIVELY." |
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| SANJEEV |
IF I EVER SEE A MAD DOG & THE GOD ON THE STREET , I WILL KILL THE GOD AND SPARE THE DOG. |
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| life |
Some say life is god. Some say life is illusion. Some say life is a play. Well! Life is always a life to every being. |
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| UnknowN |
Knowing about yourself and your environment is more importent than knowing god. |
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| Unknown |
As atheists, if we live our lives doing the devils work then shouldn't hell be a party? |
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| Thats entertainment |
The Romans knew the proper way to treat a Christian.Half time score at the Colosseum, Lions 10 Christians nil. |
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| Frank Zappa |
The meek shall inherit nothing. |
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| Tori Seymour |
If I was God... I would actually exist. |
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| OFWGKTA |
The Bible could be found in the fiction are. |
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| God |
I don't exist and this is just a man claiming he is god with such writings like the ones you all believed in. |
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| Joel Mahon |
I don't feel that I should yield the punishment of Adam and Eve eating some fruit. |
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| boembek |
i think samohtd09 is absolutely right ! |
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| Nathan Barbour |
If Your So Sure God Created All Of Us, Well Then Who Created God? |
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| Brian Griffin |
I think the most relevant omission from the cover of any version of the Bible is the word 'Fiction'. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
One day set aside for fools, and 364 days for religious idiots.
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| Pope G |
I have often heard "some people need to believe in something", I ask why? What's wrong in accepting what we know, can learn and go from without religion? Religion has never introduced an idea or way of life that hadn't existed prior. Religion just stole it as its own and put a name on it. |
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kaitlin k |
@ ralph lawless; you say only an idiot would trust facts. A fact is a fact for a reson, it means its true. Also you say you need faith to believe in god, well to me that sounds like you need to lie to youself to believe in it. But the thing that makes me laugh is that how someone can say your an idiot for believeing facts, but they end their sentence with one... |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I reckon I'm going to set myself up as a "Devil's Disciple" and go door to door aka the bible pushers, pushing atheism.
I spotted a marvelous Satan suit in a fancy-dress shop in town. I reckon it would be just the job for my revaengelism. |
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| A_theist |
God's technical definition: cosmic computer with perpetual perfect processor and unlimited memory. |
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| Jansen van Vuuren |
If there were a loving, caring, benign,impartial personal god as claimed in the bible logic and common sense would expect such a being to reveal himself to every human on planet earth....long story made short--the writings of the bible are a pack of lies.. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I don't blame the theists of today, I blame the theists of yesterday. For 'twas they that started it! |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
"Unknown" means faceless. It's like knocking on doors and running away. I have no secrets, "Unknown" is all secret. "Unknown" is anyone and everyone. If you don't sign in to this site you can become "Unknown". You are anonymous. You are stalking. You are a poison-pen writer.
That's if anyone gives you credence. |
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| thelonelyatheist.com |
what is a god? |
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| Jordan |
Hey unknown, that has nothing to do with it. Its like her telling Cullen its okay to kill people, and if it wasn't for her he wouldn't be here. Big deal. Respects to elders have nothing to do with religion, and if he chooses not to agree he has the right. He doesn't have to conform with everything. *cough cough christians cough cough* |
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| Unknown |
People who have a god may as well just wear a straight jacket! |
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| Myself |
Life didn't exist by "chance," but instead it came to existence because of the natural world of the universe, which has nothing to do with any supernatural beliefs. Thanks to the help of things such as comets and supernovas, life had potential of appearing on earth billion of years ago, and probably elsewhere far beyond our comprehension. |
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| Franz Raphael Ferriols |
Why is it that people find it so easy to judge Michael Jackson as a raving pedophile eventhough it's obvious to say that the complainants were just after his money and yet find it so hard to believe that priest are? |
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| Unknown |
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." (Psalms 137:9, KJV) |
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| Devout Atheist |
Everytime I'm feeling sad or down I come to this website to remind myself of the billions that are far worse and stupider than I am. Then I literally have a moment of despising religion with such ferocity. I literally fucking hate religion and those who will never get over it. If only there was a way to deploy their parachutes of minds... Gosh, it is really disgusting to think that only 1/7 of the world are looking and thinking of our origin. (cliche I know) but words cannot come remotely close to how much I despise religion. |
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| Unknown |
I'll believe in a god when Tim Tebow becomes an Athiest. |
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| Unknown |
fuck the gods |
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Paul Buttino |
There are no Atheists in war, but why didn't prayer help the 58,000 troops that died in 'nam?? |
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Paul Buttino |
Let's see, what are some of the kind, considerate and compassionate things done in the name of religion...well there's the Crusades, and the estimated killing of 3-5 MILLION people, the inquisition, the witch hunts, the Roman persecution of Christians, Buddhist human sacrifices, Aztec human sacrifices, Islamic Jihads (9-11) and even America's Civil war (both north and south believed God had ordained the war, including ministers! But God "loves" his children...right?? |
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osirisnut |
And the three men i admire the most. Charles Darwin, Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
“Lighthouses are more helpful than churches.†– Benjamin Franklin (President)
"Shithouses are more useful than churches." – Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)*
* Have YOU ever found yourself bursting for a pray? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Evolution Theory versus The Creation Theory.
There are reams of testable evidence to support one and absolutely NO testable evidence to support the other.
We merely have to decide which is which. It's that simple. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
God is kept FAR too busy these days, what with helping footballers' score penalties and golfers' to hit the greens and sink putts. It means he cannot spare the time to help the starving masses, etc.
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osirisnut |
The holy scriptures are stuffed with such madness, nonsense and contradiction that i admire the stupidity of the world in being so long deluded by them. Thomas Aikenhead 1696. Murdered by religion in 1697. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Religion. The most successful protection racket ever devised. |
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osirisnut |
The only SIGNS that you should be looking for in a church are. A for sale SIGN, A to let [may sell] SIGN. And a do not enter dangerous building demolition in progress SIGN. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
ALL gods are the product of Man. Man created gods, not the other way around.
Gods live in the imagination - in the mind - not in any dimension.
Even the feeblest of humans is infinitely more powerful than all the gods that have ever been known combined. |
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