The Best 10,000 Atheist Quotes, in Popularity Order

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author	atheist quote
Alex	To Darwinian, reply:- Therefore Christians obviously cannot wake up nor can they smell the coffee either, perhaps Christians enjoy sleep walking & hate the smell of coffee it does make you wonder doesn't it?	1 2
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin)	I once thought I knew everything there was to know about life, but then I left school. I now know a little more about life because I have lived a little more.	1 2
Ivan Ratoyevsky	Only the chosen mad few have a direct line to god such as Bush, Blair,& Sarah Tea Party Palin.	1 2
Ivan Ratoyevsky	A god that doesn't say anything, doesn't know anything obviously doesn't exist.	1 2
Ivan Ratoyevsky	YES! that's right our Sun only has another 500 billion years left before we're all fucked if there are any humans left by then.	1 2
Ivan Ratoyevsky	God is just a mind fuck!! get over it.	1 2
Stentar	The Israelites, a people with god on their side, wishing to be free of the Romans. Behold a miracle.... a fish and loave supper..just the job.	1 2
Ivan Ratoyevsky	The pope is coming to Britain to spread more Catholic twaddle & try to brain wash us into believing his 2000 year old religious propaganda.	1 2
Blonsky Batalien	The Devil does not send people to hell it is the other way around, he just does god's dirty job. so, why not be friendly with him in case...	1 2
Ivan Ratoyevsky	NOP!! Sorry !! STILL NOT CONVINCED YOUR GOD EXISTS. Oh! and shouting louder wont help either	1 2
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin)	People in general are the eternal masochists. How else could one explain their love of an evil god?	1 2
Ivan Ratoyevsky	Atheism is NOT a religion. Atheism is the opposite of religion, atheism is a state of consciousness & an orientation towards reality itself. Atheism is a rational view based on the actual evidence.	1 2
Ivan Ratoyevsky	The entire notion of "a god" is so utterly absurd who ever invented it must have been completely stoned at the time (smoked too much hash at the time?). The whole notion of God is so silly its naive in the extreme.	1 2
allo	i remember bieng stupid and ignorant until me and religion broke up..	1 2
Ivan Ratoyevsky	IMO belief in a god & religion is fundamentally flawed & rather dishonest, its got more too do with self deception than anything else. Even if that self deception brings you comfort it remains delusional.	1 2
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin)	I do believe that the list of memorable things about us that we leave behind is exactly the same Afterlife that theists value the most.	1 2
Ivan Ratoyevsky	Its NOT that death that I worry about its living that I will miss. Its not being able to see blue sky with white clouds or hear birds in a tree, or see a beautiful female face or feel the breeze, hear music, or just to sit & be content.	1 2
Ivan Ratoyevsky	The only thing about death that frightens me is that nobody will remember me, nor that nobody will cry for me or miss me. I have no children.	1 2
Ivan Ratoyevsky	How to fuck people up? show them sex then tell them its dirty & sinful & deny them that pleasure on the grounds of archaic religious rules.	1 2
Reid	God created all of us to serve him. If he's real, he's the biggest slave-owner known.	1 2
richard diment	IF god exists, Then we have all commited insest!	1 2
Umberto Eco	When men stop believing in God, it isn't that they then believe in nothing: they believe in everything.	1 2
Umberto Eco	But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.	1 2
Mira L. Moore	Atheist are more intelligent than believers,Because if they were intelligent and understood the bible they to would be atheist.	1 2
Alternative Freedom	Religion - escape from reality,rejecting self responsibility,hiding behind someone and something,waiting for something to happen and someone to come.Religious people are not just mentally unstable,they are also very irresponsible.	1 2
unknown	When I was little, my parents told me God was real. They also told me that Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny were real.	1 2
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin)	The basic difference between atheists and those theist cults is determined by the use of that one letter "l" when surely the use of an "n" would lead to a more fitting discription.	1 2
K. Hatcher	If jesus was real...then he was one heck of a illusionist and con-man...I mean he had to be the first lier,...to fool people into thinking your their savour...is a pretty big trick of hypnosis...lookin at people today,I guess it wouldnt be that hard to con people back then...?	1 2
Ariex	If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves.	1 2
mini	If we don't take a stand soon and destroy religion then religion will take it's stand and destroy our planet	1 2
mini	I'm an adult and I don't believe in Santa, the tooth fairy, a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, giants, ogres, any and all gods or their children, elves, pixies, flying reindeer or the boogyman in the closet. If you're an adult and still believe in these...please forgive me when I can't stand up from laughing.	1 2
Phillip Newman	If god was evil enough to send you to hell for using his name in vain, the devil doesn't sound so bad.	1 2
Steve Tatner	Its bizarre that the religious among us not only know a god exists. but they also know what it thinks...clever that!!	1 2
unknown	Hitler reaches the pearly gates only to find God is a Jew n b4 he could beg for 4giveness, Kanye pops out of nowhere "yo Hitler I'm happy for you n I'ma let u finish but God is ze vorst murderer of all time!"	1 2
Unknown	But god doesn't exsist because god only exsists in the mind of man. So belief in god is a belief in something that is purely irrational & completely illusiary.	1 2
L. Ron Hubbard	Sam Moskowitz, a 74-year-old science fiction editor in Newark, claimed that Hubbard made comments to 23 members of the Eastern Science Fiction Association in 1948 about starting a religion to make money. Lloyd Esbach recalls Hubbard making such a statement in 1948, made to a group of science fiction authors. According to The Visual Encyclopedia of Science Fiction, Hubbard made statements to the effect that developing a religion or psychiatric method was an effective way to make money. (L. Ron Hubbard = The way to happiness and Scientology)	1 2
Annoona	ALL gods are fakes! & so are the people that believe in them.	1 2
Annoona	Never Trust in God ONLY trust in yourself.	1 2
The At Man	Why? would god create earthquakes & Tsunamis & kill & drown hundreds of thousands of innocent human's. Doesn't sound like a very intelligent or compassionate kind of god to me?!! Why would anyone believe in such a useless being unless they were irrational.	1 2
Scottish (mountaineer's) Proverb	Trust in god ... but keep you porridge dry!	1 2
Douglas Adams	Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?	1 2
Unknown	Free will is fine but remember. The Church & Christianity brainwashes babies, small children, school children into a belief in Jesus a man that died over 2000 years ago & other a sorted imaginary friends. Of course its all delusional but sometimes the hallucinations stick for life.	1 2
Mr. M	What's the point of "free will"? If we get punished when we decide to use it at our convenience?	1 2
Unknown	It is True insight that moves you forward and sets you free from the bonds of yourself. Everything else is self decption.	1 2
At Man	Karma assumes you beleieve in past lives & the transmigartion of souls. Karma is another form of dogma. Karma is another form of duality. Reality goes beyond all dogmas & beyond dualism.	1 2
kirky castillo	don't feel sorry for me, im an atheist.	1 2
At Man	Humanity has become fixated & stuck in their belief in imaginary friends (gods & religion). If the human race is to truly evolve further then we need to move beyond these archaic beliefs.	1 2
Ronnelle Adams	The baby was born, given a biblical name, circumcised, brought to church for a blessing and placed in a bassinet decorated with crosses and angels. As a small child they told him of Jesus, the devil, sin, heaven and hell. They took him to Sunday school and he was told to praise God and pray before bed, upon waking and before meals. He also learned good manners like blessing people when they sneeze. All of this, better to keep him safe from following heathen religions. Why, they might brainwash him!	1 2
Tommy Wurcker	It giveth the YMCA it taketh WTC.	1 2
Peter S.	If you say there are gaps in evolution, then I can only say there are gaps in your education!	1 2

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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin)	The worst thing Man ever did was create God.	1
Miguel Castro	Believers believe in God without the need for evidence, but even with irrefutable evidence no one can make them believe in the truth.	3
Edmond Melnychuk	I have a god and he looks like me and he has feet to stand on his planet made by his god and it goes on and on forever.	2
Enoch Author (admin)	Infinite regression is limitless, without it we are nothing. â€• Solange nicole	3
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin)	It's a giant step in the right direction even if a theist CONSIDERS Evolution Science.	2
Peter	Jesus said to Peter when he said Jesus was God. You can't prove it, My Father in Heaven revealed this to you. Was Jesus an atheist?	0
Peter	Man created God. Jesus called himself "The Son ofMan".	1
Peter	God did not create "The Big Bang" His Son Jesus was the big bang.	0
Peter	All morality is based on the fact that we are made for the law, the law was not made for us.ie., if I cheat on my wife, and it was known to other people, they would consider it wrong. Therefore a law that states "We should not cheat on our partner." would be approved by people of good will.	0
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin)	Faith WILL move mountains. As long as there are enough of you with the proper equipment and a willingness to put your backs into it.	5

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