top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| Annoona |
I have "Free Will", I have Freedom of Choice, & I choose to exercise it & have dumped god & all religion. Its all meaningless twaddle. The meaning & value of my life is NOT dependent on imaginary friends. |
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| me |
If God came to Earth, he would get life sentence. |
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| Bob Deyzel |
Do born again Christians have two navels? |
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| Me |
It's Good People Still Believe In Magic |
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| Hu-Man |
That I identify myself as an Atheist has nothing to do with conformity to a group or collective. Atheists are individuals & free thinkers with there own vision & perception of reality. I DON'T foist my views onto others like the religious do. |
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| Unman |
If only the faithful would just STOP!! trying to spread the so called "good word" oh! Lord we would be better off!! |
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| MeAgain You know |
Being stuck by lightening is just random chance i.e. being in the wrong place at the wrong time. It has nothing to do with god or an act of god! |
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| Yana |
imaginary friends invented by humans for humans. |
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| God |
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| Hugh Jedake |
The Abridged Bible:In the beginning there were lots of dumb apes who thought everything was driven by magic forces. And lo, some began to think properly and became atheists. And they said unto the others "Don't be fucking stupid" and there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. The End. |
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| mini |
I'll give $100 to any Morman man with faith strong enough that he'll let me shoot him in the balls while he's wearing his "magic mormon knickers". |
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| Annoona |
No wonder priests & the pope wear funny frocks! |
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| Unknown |
If the human race started with just started with Adam and Eve 6000 years ago, how did their offspring become so diverse with blacks, whites, Hispanics, Asians, Indians, Pacific Islanders...ect, ect? |
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Marie Reilly |
A God who kept tinkering with the universe was absurd; a God who interfered with human freedom and creativity was tyrant. If God is seen as a self in a world of his own, an ego that relates to a thought, a cause separate from its effect. he becomes a being, not Being itself. An omnipotent, all‐knowing tyrant is not so different from earthly dictators who make everything and everybody mere cogs in the machine which they controlled. An atheism that rejects such a God is amply justified |
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| Annoona |
Keep taking your God pills please!! we don't want you to leave the church & wake up from the mass hallucination. It's in the churches own vested interest to keep brain washing the naive. |
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| Frankly No Faith! |
The pope is only a political leader,the political party is called Catholicism. Donations to the church are only donations to a political party. Church & politics are experts in spin. The pope is nothing more than a spin doctor. |
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| adam leap |
If god created everything then why did he create atheists and those who do not believe in him? |
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| Jon A |
If a creationist were to tell me that evolution is "only" a theory I would take about as much notice as I would to a midget telling me I'm "only" five feet eleven tall. |
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| The Heathen |
Humans have one fundamental design fault that is they are irrational, & because they are irrational. They are prepared to naively believe in the irrational too despite all the evidence to the contrary. i.e. body has ever seen god. Logic & rationality would tell you god doesn't exist of course. |
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| The ungodly |
The mistake is that suffering & pain have absolutely 100% nothing to do with God or religion at all. That's the biggest delusion of them all. |
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| Ungodly |
God & religion is a human construct, an abstract idea, created by humans for humans. It is an attempt to make reality feel safe when faced with that which is inexplicable & beyond comprehension. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Some theist's predict that society would break down completely without faith in God, but they would say that, wouldn't they? |
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| Ungodly |
Only "human sheep" are naive & unquestioning of religion & god, it is they that follow the herd and submit to faith blindly. NOT all of us are human sheep we are called Atheists. |
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| Anna |
We never get what we want the most but always end up getting things we have never waited for.. |
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| Jon A |
I'm a former catholic. I now know that all religion is made up, and I increasingly realise that Catholicism - with its purgatory, limbo and indulgences - tries the least hard to conceal the fact. |
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Alexi Monroe |
Feel free to question your elders, as they feel free to question you. |
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| Annoona |
Apes & monkeys have a life with sex, food i.e.fruit & figs & bananas, grooming, the odd spat of gang violence & territorial warfare. Its only humans that needed to invent god & religion to really mess things up. |
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| Ungodly |
Apes & Chimpanzese shared 98.9% the same DNA as human beings. |
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| IbilysXahir |
Undiscovered knowledge/power is God. When discovered it becomes Science. |
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| Ungodly |
I'd rather talk to myself than god. At least you get a bit of privacy  |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I sincerely believe that the KJV of the bible should be re-evaluated and all references to gods, angels, devils, creation and miracles etc should be edited out and the more accurate and concise version issued free with our breakfast Cornflakes. In fact, what's left could be written on a cornflake.
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| Announa |
No! most Atheists love life far too much to blow themselves up, an Atheist wouldn't be so deluded. 27 virgins you cannot be serious man!! Paradise sharmadice who cares its bloody non sense!! |
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| Ungodly |
Surely if the pope is to get assassinated then that's also part of the divine plan too? Bullet proof glass or not. |
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| Anoona |
Creationism is so ludicrous its not worth a candle. Darwin's Evolution by natural selection is backed up by more than 47 million years worth of fossils. How much more hard evidence does anyone require? |
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| Jon A |
Someone once said to me that theology is a science. In the same breath they said "do not put the Lord your God to the test". Surely a scientist would say test him then test him again, publish and get some other guys to test him. |
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| Roberto Rivera |
The disilusion to discover that one of our religious beleifs has been disproven should be consumed in the bright light of the truth that disproved it. |
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| Anoona |
I have no need of a God or of any kind of religion. I totally reject ALL gods & ALL religions. A plaugue on all religious twaddle. There exsists a reality beyond gods & religions, beyond humans egotiscal perceptions. It is the mystery of the primal void. |
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| AnAtheist.net |
To consider religion a crutch upon which religious persons secure themselves only sustains the (false) idea that religion is actually sound enough to support people. The belief doesn't make the believer any weaker than someone born with dyslexia. It's something they can learn to overcome. Dyslexia is the weakness. Religion is the weakness. |
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| Clarence Darrow |
The best that we can do is to be kindly and helpful toward our friends and fellow passengers who are clinging to the same speck of dirt while we are drifting side by side to our common doom. |
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| Nobody special |
God doesn't exist so there is nobody to thank for being an Athist. You are an Atheist without the need to Thank anyone. |
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| Thomas Harvey (me) |
I thank God everyday that i am an Atheist. |
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| Anon the ungodly |
God & Religious belief are the cause of immeasurable pain, suffering & death. Do away with God & religious faith & you remove the cause of this suffering. Who ever said god & religion is a benign force? |
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| Ambrose Bierce |
CHRISTIAN, n. One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. One who follows the teachings of Christ in so far as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin. |
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| Maurice Dorman |
I admit that there is a chance of God existing, just as much as there is a chance of the spaghetti monster existing. |
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| Unknown |
Can you think of a single book that’s caused more confusion than the Bible? Competing interpretations of the Bible can move armies, shape what's taught in science courses, determine who can marry and who can't, and influence whether convicts are put to death. You'd think an infinitely wise and powerful god would be able to clearly communicate his will to his creations - he made them, after all. |
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| atrocal |
fuck god
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| Mitchel Kippen |
Religion Is Like A Spider Web, Lots Of Holes, And If Your Weak Enough, Easy To Get Trapped. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
Believing in a god & religion is an attempt to deal with that which you cannot really cope with. i.e. god & religion is a comfort and used as a coping mechanism. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
"God" is only a label for that which human beings don't understand or cannot fully comprehend i.e. the unknown or unknowable. Such labels make humans feel safer in the face of mystery. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
The desire for "meaning" is a fundamental paradox of the humna condition, it is ego driven of course. Thus loose your ego and you loose the need for meaning too. |
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Edmond Melnychuk |
Religion is a pollution of the mind and culture that is removed by reason. |
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Edmond Melnychuk |
Religion is a prison cell.
Reason is the key. |
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Edmond Melnychuk |
We did not gain our knowledge eating forbidden fruit.
We grew our brains eating animal proteins. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
You know how much Muslim men LOVE women, don't you.
Well, I've been doing a bit of math.
Each dead Muslim male gets awarded 72 virgins in their version of paradise.
So for every 100 dead male Muslims there will be 7,200 women there with them.
And I for one hope all these hordes of women give their menfolk HELL!!! |
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carlton sumsion |
Faith is irrelevant. One could have an infinite amount of faith and it would still be the equivalent of nothing. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
If I were granted omnipotence, and millions of years to experiment in, I should not think Man much to boast of as the final result of all my efforts - Bertrand Russell
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I would go as far as to say that Atheists are doing their level best to educate Theists into dismissing the silly notion that their god (and only THEIR god) is responsible for everything. Including leading them along the path of righteousness.
No god has ever existed, except in the minds of the brainwashed/ hypnotised.
If they (Theists) wish to believe in something then at least they should believe in something rational. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Men crave certainty, since certainty encourages dashing, bold initiatives, and approves the ruthless confidence of the heroic quest. In the real world, certainty is rare, but it is provided in abundance by religion. Thus it is that religion sanctions awful absurdities and calculated cruelties which would otherwise -- in the real world -- be fatally beset by a hesitant anxiety -- a troubled and reluctant doubt. (Observation # 381) |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
A certainty divine is what men crave --
That they, with conscience clear, may misbehave. (The Alexander Pope version of Observation # 381) |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Some ideas are better than others; ideas should be judged according to the best evidence available. The danger of religious beliefs is that their claim for acceptance is based not on merit, but on a sacred -- and manifestly unverifiable -- origin. (Observation #380) |
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