top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| James the Underloud |
One of the only true incentives driving those of faith to maintain their beliefs is the assurance of a blissful, everlasting afterlife. There would be no religion if following the rules or commandments landed you in Hell. This is why religion is not about God or others--it is 99% about self promotion and personal reward--and therefore ironic and falacious at the most fundemental of levels. |
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| Frank Herbert |
[About religion]. . . is to attempt seeing Truth without knowing Falsehood. It is the attempt to see the Light without knowing Darkness. It cannot be. |
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| The Capitalist Communist |
"Follow the Bible"
In today's modern society, it is illegal to kill people in the name of God.
How shall I go about stoning the homosexuals next door, almighty God?
And what of my daughter?
I am not allowed to sell her to slavery anymore. |
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| Money Maker Mike |
God ain't real, Bitches |
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| Jonathan Chow |
Catholic priests is notorious for one thing. Child Molestation. - Jonathan Chow |
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| Clint Murphy |
God does not exist! You can quote me on that |
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| Feath |
God, Allah, Buddha, Tooth Fairy. They all have 1 thing in common |
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| CoolestGeekEver |
Saying that the very fact that reality exists is proof that God created it is exactly like saying that the very fact that I got Christmas preasents this year proves that Santa Claus put them there! |
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| Jon |
Snow White, Bilbo Baggins, Harry Potter, all of them are a great story, throw in Jesus Christ, AAAAAAHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN! |
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| Edith Olson |
Profanity is a weak mind trying to express itself forcibly. |
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Nim |
A life without God is like a fish without a bicycle. |
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| Ere Thomas |
I still didn't understand those people who believe in God, Are they really mad or Just Showing!!!!!!!!!!? |
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| Kyo |
" We bow to no god"
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| Unknown |
I think God may be a Pedophile. He screws small children over all the time. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
God is like your dog. Whether you pat him or kick him he'll still love you. So why bother patting him?
Note: No animals were hurt in the making of this quote. |
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| Satan |
Fuck the Torah and fuck you Ramesh Raja!!!! |
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| bob |
fuck you Christians. |
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| Dean Slater |
I used to be an Atheist, then i realised something. I am God. |
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| Unknown |
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. |
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| unknown' |
So what your trying to tell me here is that mary got pregnant without having sex and jesus came back from the dead. Am I the only one whos a little sckptical about this. |
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| mytv80 |
If God exist and so powerful, then why can't it stop me from writing this quote " God is Gay!" Either God doesn't exist and not so powerful or he is gay! |
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| tree |
atheism is your own life |
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| Annoona |
Religion IS the root of all evil NOT money!! |
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| Owen Dean |
You do not have to be a religious man to know what is wrong, and what is right. |
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| A Human Being |
God & Religion = Propaganda & brainwashing! |
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| Peter S. |
Why does christianity have a fish as a symbol?
Because it's sooooo fishy,it ......!
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| Annoona |
The biggest lie of all is faith in god, which is self deception, self delusion. I beleive in your invisable friend if you do??!!!. |
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| BB |
If the bible is so holy and is protected by god, how come it can burn just like any other book? |
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| M. Deman |
Religious people are either prejudice or hypocritical. |
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| Drake Villareal |
All men believe in nothing, the atheist is just more aware of it. |
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| jayaybe |
Invading atheist websites with your ridiculous,deluded nonsense? You're on a hiding to nothing. |
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| Philip Turner |
True Immortality is too be remembered through out history |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
I'm OFF, I'm NOT going to stand for this Krapp!! Its your loss NOT mine!! Bunch of Rat Bags!! |
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Friedrich Nietzsche |
In truth, there was only one Christian, and he died on the cross. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
BOLLOCKS!!!!Twaddle, self deptive non sense!!!! Get a life ANZY!! |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
The bible is a book of fairy stories & myth's and nothing more. |
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| unknown |
Go ahead pray to your jewish zombie but dead people stay in the *ground* ! |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
Aliens land on earth & what do the humans do? interpret it as the second coming of course!! Ha!! |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
Forget God & religion just be happy with what & who you are. Let the stupidity of religious belief take care of itself. Life's to short. |
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| FSM |
Don't worry about god, he says everyone is crazy, especially his followers. |
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| Marian Irish |
Christianity claims Jesus Christ died for mankind's sins. Okay, but they also claim he was resurrected three days later. Assuming both were true, didn't he have just a really shitty weekend? |
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| Spitting Image |
My God is bigger than your God.... |
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Allah Verpint |
Religion is the comforting breast and theists are the suckers. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
I trust in myself, my own beliefs, my own abilities NOT in any god or religion. I know my life is like a tiny grain of sand on a very large beach. God has nothing to say about the sand or the beach? |
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| Rekha |
if we return to the beging (abraham) Man walks out of tent then returns and tells all those present that he has heard a powerfull beings voice who has intructed him to spread his words.Is it for him (abraham) to prove he saw and heard somthing or for those present to prove he has not. |
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| sukhpal |
humans invent things and the most miserable thing humans invented in history is RELIGION |
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| unknown |
The bible contains equal amounts of fact and pizza. |
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| Lara |
What's the difference between a man who believes in God and child who believes in Santa Clause? - Nothing! |
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| Brian Bannon |
"I never met a man I didn't smite." --Yahweh |
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Rebell Forge |
My creed:
To love justice, to long for the right,
to love mercy,
to pity the suffering, to assist the weak!! |
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Kazeronnie Mak |
A trivial generosity of a stranger, perhaps it will let you thank forever. |
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Kazeronnie Mak |
Children are our futures and hopes. |
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Matija Nonkovic |
There is only one thing to believe in, to believe in yourself. Don't let anyone try to make your life the way you don't want it. Have your own beliefs. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
All Gods suffer from the same fatal flaw: they are created in the image of man. Thus they are invariably tainted with a human pettiness which renders them unworthy of worship. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
The paradox of perversity is that it is as often admired as condemned. It may be seen as a folly in defiance of facts, but also as a virtue of loyalty in the face of adversity. In sports, the determined loyalty of the fan devoted to a consistently losing team is revered rather than ridiculed. In religion, the more absurd the belief, the greater the faith that is required; the greater the faith, the more virtuous the believer. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Where religion is concerned, the reward for absurdity is reverence. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The best scam EVER is religion. It's like pyramid selling run by steroid enhanced snake-oil salesmen. |
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carlton sumsion |
I require no blackmail to be moral. |
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carlton sumsion |
Science is for the informed. Religion is for the deluded. |
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Bradley Summerz |
“A wise man, therefore, proportions his belief to the evidence†– David Hume |
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