top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| Nico Fourie |
You need less imagination to believe that the world has just always existed than believing a god magically appeared who then with his magic powers created the world and everything else.. |
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| Shipwrecked |
Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. Albert Einstein.
As life is also a theater, the believers in whatever, are putting on quite a show of comedy. |
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| W. Fristoe |
Lucifer might've been God, given that Lucifer is "The Bringer of Light", and the first act of Creation was "Let there be light"! |
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| savage beastie |
The difference between theists and atheists is that theists believe in something, while atheists like us think something like "i think we evolved from primates(already been proven)" other than " i believe in existence of god". The only arguement a religous person can make is saying ethier " you can't disprove god" or " your going to hell" over and over again! Right, i cant disprove god, but you cant prove him. Its like in science when if you dont know something then you deny it. If you didnt do that than you be confused and distracted by other questions while trying to focus on one subject. |
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| Pascale F. Barthel |
More than 2000 years ago, there was this woman who had been unfaithful, and clever as she was, invented this wonderful story about an angel and a God so she could save her life. I don't blame her, but it is about time the people out there wake up. |
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Austin Powers |
A..gainst
T..heological
H..ypocrisy
E..ndangering
I..ntellectualistic
S..cientific
T..hinking |
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Austin Powers |
Religion should be treated like a Penis; don't expose it in public and don't shove it down children's throats! (Author unknown) |
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| BogusJesus |
Top joke.
God exists. |
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| Austin |
"If gay marriage were allowed in the church there would be no priests." |
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| Unknown |
God made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom? |
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| Clint Murphy |
Thunder is realy gods balls slapping together when he masturbates.
Yea he's a sick fuck too! |
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| NoGods4Me |
As the Hollydays continue,
May you be of good cheer,
Raise a glass, sing a song,
Christmyth time is here! |
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| Tony |
Religion is Power. |
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| unknown |
I think the people that wrote the bible had taken too many magic mushrooms!!  |
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| me |
when people ask me why i don't believe in god
i reply, because that's the way god made me |
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| Philip Turner |
True Immortality is too be remembered through out history |
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| Clint Murphy |
Fuck you and your god. |
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| Thinker.. |
To prove that god exists is difficult. To prove non-existance of god even more so because there is nothing to prove/disprove! |
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| NoGods4Me |
Faith = Ignorance |
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| Unknown |
If God were real, he'd laughing, "Hasn't science taught you anything?" |
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| Emil Beaird (Me) |
If gods plan involves deaths of countless people, rapes of countless innocents, what kind of a sick being is god? |
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Jim Carrey |
Maybe there is no actual place called hell... maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
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| DL ANON |
If a man is looking in a mirror and he see's his dog has he also seen GOD |
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Theresa Green |
Sorry about my bad grammer, I meant to say 'Why DO all you atheists think us theists is dumb?' |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
You DON'T need God or religion to be happy. ONLY self belief. |
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Allah verpint |
Remember... Jesus loves you. He just didn't give a shit about Baby P. |
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| mr durden |
bilble can you explain DINOSAURS!!!!! |
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| Sander van Putten |
''I think, therefore I am.''
Christians are fictional.
Q.E.D. |
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| Manu |
The best selling book has best selling lies with liars, superstitious and idiots as promoters. |
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| Shaheem Carter |
am imperfect' so if i don't believe in your god he shouldn't get upset'
if he cared he would tell me he exist himself!
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| cliff c kirtley |
one single fact of a god all would belive,just a mustard seed of evidence we all would belive |
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| jesus (on the cross) |
dood, this sucks ass |
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| Roy Zimmerman |
And it began to rain toads and fire and he brought seven plagues. Jesus would not preach hate, Jesus would not stand in rubble and say I told you so, Jesus would not use an international catastrophe to score points for some narrow misogynistic antis emetic homophobic interpretations of his life and teachings. And if people are vengeful, jealous and violent maybe is because YOU created them in YOUR image |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
In my opinion reality itself exists outside & beyond god & religion. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
IF god did actually exist then don't you think he or she would have provided evidence of their existence by now. But as I see no evidence I don't believe in god simple. |
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| John boy |
(to a jehovahs witness preaching door to door)
We are not interested...FUCK OFF! (slams door)
My mum 2007 |
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| kier |
3 things i believe,1st what i can see,2nd what was proven,3rd what my mind can explained |
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| Baron von Knifty |
When they knock on your door tell them, “Good luck with your eternal life. I’ve known you thirty seconds and already I can’t stand you.”
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| Lauren Amor |
how far will evolution take us before science becomes a religion. |
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| Casey |
This atheist thanks God every day that I don't feel the need to go out and kill someone from a neighboring tribe/clan. |
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| Penn & Teller |
The bible contains the equal amount of fac,t history and pizza |
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| Tom Lehrer |
The Lord's our shepard says the psalm,
But just in case, we're gonna get the bomb. |
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| Billy Green |
Nobody ever got enlightened by being wrong. |
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Clint Murphy |
Fuck all christians! |
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| Smart people |
Christians are dumb-shits for believing in a magical man living in the sky granting wishes |
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| Robert Aikman |
Watch out God,the atheist's are coming! |
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| Bradford A. Harkness |
If there was ever a book that boiled the brain it's the Bibles. |
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| Leszek Kolakowski |
For any given doctrine one wants to believe, there is never a shortage of arguments by which one can support it. |
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| Swami Vrhka Baba |
People are the opiate of religion. |
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| Steve Cane |
I can reassure myself that there's no god nearly every night. I simply look up at the moon. If a god really had the power to create earth and everything upon it, why the hell would it create the moon? Just for kicks? |
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