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44th President Dem-To-Be-Named-Later United States He who says "The United States is a Christian nation founded upon Christian principles and beliefs" is woefully ignorant of history. The United States was founded by Deists, and the puritan settlers were but one immigrant group among many.
KANT The death of dogma is the birth of reality.
Wilfredo Hernandez All churchs beat the devil good, but they are very carefull not to kill him!
John Buchan An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
Eric Williams Religion serves men as blinders serve horses.
Stendhal All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of the few.
John Adams, 2nd US President The Government of the United States is in no sense founded on the Christian religion.
Robert A. Heinlein Robert A. Heinlein One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
Napolean Bonaparte There must be Religion. Otherwise the poor would murder the rich.
Friedrich Nietzsche Friedrich Nietzsche Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
H. L. Mencken H. L. Mencken "Puritanism- The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."
Karl Marx Religion is the Opiate of the masses.
Thomas Jefferson, 1823 The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter.
Mimoun Raddahi It's better to live in freedom for one life time than to be a slave of God for an eternity.
Thomas Jefferson Thomas Jefferson Shake off all the fears of servile prejudices, under which weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear
Unknown "Faith is to the human what sand is to the ostrich."
Charles Stonehouse V The existance of G W Bush is the proof against intelligent design.
Frank Zappa Scientology, how about that? You hold on to the tin cans and then this guy asks you a bunch of questions, and if you pay enough money you get to join the master race. How's that for a religion?
Oscar Wilde When I think of all the harm the Bible has done, I despair of ever writing anything to equal it.
James Randi Gods are children's blankets that get carried over into adulthood.
Bob Snuka I refuse to believe in a god that would send me to hell just for not believing in him.
John Kelly  Ireland John Kelly Ireland Religious people and donkey's: A donkey is a simple creature it would follow a carrot on a stick, but it is still capable, even with its most basic of intellect of determining when there is no carrot.
Pat Condell Q: Prove God doesn't exist.

A: That's a tough one. Show me how it's done by proving Zeus and Apollo don't exist and I'll use your method.
bumper sticker question everything or believe anything
William S. Burroughs Life is a vacation from two eternities, who wants to waste those precious years worrying about what happens when you get back to forever?
Isaac Asimov Humanity has the stars in its future, and that future is too important to be lost under the burden of juvenile folly and ignorant superstition
Sam Harris Whenever a man imagines that he need only believe the truth of a proposition, without evidence - that unbelievers will go to hell, that Jews drink the blood of infants - he becomes capable of anything
Rick Reynolds As far as I can tell from studying the scriptures, all you do in heaven is pretty much just sit around all day and praise the Lord. I don't know about you, but I think that after the first, oh, I don't know, 50,000,000 years of that I'd start to get a little bored.
unknown God made me an atheist
andyc you could spend a lifetime studying a religion, study two and you will be done within the hour.
Karl Marx Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, & the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people
Ambrose Bierce Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
Robert G. Ingersoll Robert G. Ingersoll Take from the church the miraculous, the supernatural, the incomprehensible, the unreasonable, the impossible, the unknowable, the absurd, and nothing but a vacuum remains
Gene Roddenberry Gene Roddenberry They said God was on high and he controlled the world and therefore we must pray against Satan. Well, if God controls the world, he controls Satan. For me, religion was full of misstatements and reaches of logic that I just couldn't agree with
Bill Hicks They believe the bible is the exact word of God - Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? "I think what God meant to say..."
H. L. Mencken H. L. Mencken Religion is "so absurd that it comes close to imbecility."
Suresh Theists should never complain no matter what happens in the world because nothing happens without the almighty's will. So if I break your head, murder your kin, dont blame me. God made me to do it.
Robert A. Heinlein Robert A. Heinlein The most preposterous notion that H. Sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does
Albert Einstein Albert Einstein Why do you write to me "God should punish the English"? I have no close connection to either one or the other. I see only with deep regret that God punishes so many of His children for their numerous stupidities, for which only He Himself can be held
George Bernard Shaw George Bernard Shaw No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says; he is always convinced that it says what he means.
Robert G. Ingersoll Robert G. Ingersoll God has always resembled his creators. He hated and loved what they hated and loved and he was invariably found on the side of those in power. Most of the gods were pleased with sacrifice, and the smell of innocent blood has ever been considered a divine perfume
W.C.Fields Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas
Yiddish saying quoted by Steven Pinker If God lived on earth people would break his windows
Bumper sticker Born right the first time
Richard Van Harris There are three kinds of people: those who seek the truth as revealed by a higher authority; those who seek the truth as defined by rational enquiry; and the vast majority, who believe whatever they find convenient.
Issac Asimov Creationists don't want equal time; they want all the time there is.
Andrew Simpson If I wanted to spend my life believing in something - it would be myself.
Ryan Evans I think, therefore I am athiest
Mimoun Raddahi Religion is a limitation on your freedom.
Michael Stanton Living in fear or judgement is not how I will spend my life. Realizing that this life is all I get and your life is all you get, brings a need to make the best of all possible.
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osirisnut osirisnut Rape in the bible is not a sex crime against a woman, but a property crime against a man. Now tell me again, how you get your morality from the bible. A.A.I
Pat Simons Pat Simons Of all the justifications humans have found for killing their fellow beings, none is more foolish or unforgivable than killing in the name of religion. Any religion.
EA Miller EA Miller If your religion determines your relationships, you are missing out on some exceptional human beings. My hope is that 2022 draws you away from a toxic belief systems and closer to actual humanity.
EA Miller EA Miller The Bible's need to serve up virgin daughters like property, stone gay men to death, and have well-defined rules for slavery doesn't bode well for equality among the masses or for an individual’s rights within a society.
EA Miller EA Miller “Theology is philosophy’s idiot cousin.” -David Paul
osirisnut osirisnut "Damn! I completely forgot TRash Wednesday!" and I so wanted to say something nice to the crazy christians on their special day.
EA Miller EA Miller "The Biblical god was written to be a petty, jealous, violent tyrant because it’s much easier to manipulate people when they’re fearful. Most people wouldn’t fear a reasonable, compassionate god. But a bully who’ll strike you down for picking up sticks on the Sabbath? Scary." -GL
EA Miller EA Miller The Bible doesn't have a problem with rape, genocide, or even slavery, but does take issue with shell-fish and mixed fabrics.
osirisnut osirisnut Religious scientists( bless them )have discovered what christ did when he was overwhelmed by his followers. They said he would go for long walks on the sea of galilee.
osirisnut osirisnut Jesus saves and soon he will have saved enough to pay the bill for the last supper, including the tip.
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