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Frank Zappa A mind is like a parachute. It doesnt work if it not open.
Stendhal All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of the few.
Eric Williams Religion serves men as blinders serve horses.
John Adams This would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religions in it.
Wilfredo Hernandez All churchs beat the devil good, but they are very carefull not to kill him!
John Adams, 2nd US President The Government of the United States is in no sense founded on the Christian religion.
Jean Meslier Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.
The First Amendment Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a
Cogito How difficult would it be for 11 men to hang a traitor, move a boulder, remove a body, and replace said boulder within a period of three days?
Friedrich Nietzsche Friedrich Nietzsche Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
Napolean Bonaparte There must be Religion. Otherwise the poor would murder the rich.
Thomas Jefferson Thomas Jefferson Shake off all the fears of servile prejudices, under which weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear
Thomas Jefferson, 1823 The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter.
Karl Marx Religion is the Opiate of the masses.
Mimoun Raddahi It's better to live in freedom for one life time than to be a slave of God for an eternity.
Unknown "Faith is to the human what sand is to the ostrich."
Frank Zappa Scientology, how about that? You hold on to the tin cans and then this guy asks you a bunch of questions, and if you pay enough money you get to join the master race. How's that for a religion?
Oscar Wilde When I think of all the harm the Bible has done, I despair of ever writing anything to equal it.
John Kelly  Ireland John Kelly Ireland Religious people and donkey's: A donkey is a simple creature it would follow a carrot on a stick, but it is still capable, even with its most basic of intellect of determining when there is no carrot.
James Randi Gods are children's blankets that get carried over into adulthood.
Charles Stonehouse V The existance of G W Bush is the proof against intelligent design.
Bob Snuka I refuse to believe in a god that would send me to hell just for not believing in him.
Pat Condell Q: Prove God doesn't exist.

A: That's a tough one. Show me how it's done by proving Zeus and Apollo don't exist and I'll use your method.
bumper sticker question everything or believe anything
unknown God made me an atheist
William S. Burroughs Life is a vacation from two eternities, who wants to waste those precious years worrying about what happens when you get back to forever?
Rick Reynolds As far as I can tell from studying the scriptures, all you do in heaven is pretty much just sit around all day and praise the Lord. I don't know about you, but I think that after the first, oh, I don't know, 50,000,000 years of that I'd start to get a little bored.
Sam Harris Whenever a man imagines that he need only believe the truth of a proposition, without evidence - that unbelievers will go to hell, that Jews drink the blood of infants - he becomes capable of anything
Isaac Asimov Humanity has the stars in its future, and that future is too important to be lost under the burden of juvenile folly and ignorant superstition
Robert G. Ingersoll Robert G. Ingersoll Take from the church the miraculous, the supernatural, the incomprehensible, the unreasonable, the impossible, the unknowable, the absurd, and nothing but a vacuum remains
Gene Roddenberry Gene Roddenberry They said God was on high and he controlled the world and therefore we must pray against Satan. Well, if God controls the world, he controls Satan. For me, religion was full of misstatements and reaches of logic that I just couldn't agree with
Albert Einstein Albert Einstein Why do you write to me "God should punish the English"? I have no close connection to either one or the other. I see only with deep regret that God punishes so many of His children for their numerous stupidities, for which only He Himself can be held
H. L. Mencken H. L. Mencken Religion is "so absurd that it comes close to imbecility."
andyc you could spend a lifetime studying a religion, study two and you will be done within the hour.
Robert G. Ingersoll Robert G. Ingersoll God has always resembled his creators. He hated and loved what they hated and loved and he was invariably found on the side of those in power. Most of the gods were pleased with sacrifice, and the smell of innocent blood has ever been considered a divine perfume
George Bernard Shaw George Bernard Shaw No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says; he is always convinced that it says what he means.
Robert A. Heinlein Robert A. Heinlein The most preposterous notion that H. Sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does
Ambrose Bierce Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
Bill Hicks They believe the bible is the exact word of God - Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? "I think what God meant to say..."
Karl Marx Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, & the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people
EA Miller EA Miller On the topic of claims that 'god is perfect'...

"Perfect beings do not experience anger or surprise towards a sequence of events they knew of in advance."

-John Kelly Ireland
Pat Simons Pat Simons It's obvious that the multitude of religions in the world cannot all be right. There is nothing, however, that precludes their all being wrong.
EA Miller EA Miller "Faith is the sound your mouth makes when your brain is not strong enough to use logic."

-Paul Kinsella
EA Miller EA Miller Christians: "I'm fighting for my religious freedom."

What they're saying in reality: "I'm fighting to inject my religious dogma into every aspect of society (e.g., government, schools, medical field) and I could give a rat's ass about anyone else's beliefs!"

EA Miller EA Miller Mixed messages, repetition, bad fact checking, awkward constructions, inconsistent voice, weak character development, boring tangents, contradictions, passages where nobody can tell what the heck the writer meant to convey. . . . This doesn't sound like a book that was dictated by a deity.

-Valerie Tarico
(regarding the Bible)
Suresh Theists should never complain no matter what happens in the world because nothing happens without the almighty's will. So if I break your head, murder your kin, dont blame me. God made me to do it.
W.C.Fields Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas
EA Miller EA Miller The one thing you can count on during the broadcast of Christian television programs is not a closer relationship to Jesus, but rather that they'll ask you for money at some point during the program.
EA Miller EA Miller Why are religious nut-jobs in such a hurry to indoctrinate young children into the faith? Because they know that if these children were allowed to think for themselves, they'd likely choose science and reason over the ignorance and superstition of religion.
EA Miller EA Miller In my opinion, a doctorate in theology equates to a doctorate in fairy tale. However, if I had to choose which one to pursue, I would choose the latter because Grimm's characters were so much cooler than those in the bible.
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osirisnut osirisnut I remember reading a passage from the bible, if memory serves me right it went something like this. Blah, blah, blah, bullshit, bullshit, and I say unto thee blah, blah, blah, bullshit, bullshit, and here endith the lesson. 7:24
EA Miller EA Miller If "religious beliefs" infringe upon the civil rights of specific populations of human beings, anyone that possesses empathy should actively challenge those beliefs.
EA Miller EA Miller "Project 2025" is the 800+ white Christian nationalist blueprint to give a Republican President of the United States the power of a king to crush the civil rights and freedoms of the people as well give the President the right to imprison or even execute his/her opponents among other horrible things. Google "Project 2025", it is absolutely terrifying!
Pat Simons Pat Simons Nothing divides people more effectively and unnecessarily than religion. Take religion out of the equation and a great many of the world's problems would fade away.
EA Miller EA Miller Anyone who claims that an invisible god told them to do something is either a liar, a lunatic, or a combination of both.
EA Miller EA Miller Any race of beings that has achieved a life-enhancing level of technology and yet continues to cling to barbaric religious beliefs is most certainly on a path to extinction. Humanity’s days are numbered.
Stache Stache I don't see why I must listen to your reasons of why god exists if you won't listen to my reasons not.
Stache Stache The logo for Christianity is a t. The T is a cross and yet SO MANY people got crustified. Jesus was probably a real person, but a lunatic. He told everyone he was the son of god, so does that mean that if I say I'm the son of a mystical beast from a fairly tale, you'd believe me? Over 3 BILLION people would believe me?
(The atheist logo is an atomic sign because atheists are booming!)
Jerry Dees Jr Jerry Dees Jr If suicide bombers and the jet hijackers of 9/11 had understood that this life was the only one, and no eternal reward awaited them, numerous lives may have been spared. These tragic events highlight how religious beliefs can foster harmful actions.
Jerry Dees Jr Jerry Dees Jr What rationale underlies the notion that your God would penalize all humanity for the naive transgressions of the first two humans, who were deceived by a powerful entity of His own creation? Similarly, why would all snakes be punished due to a single serpent with limited intelligence being possessed by that same powerful creation of His?
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