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Pat Simons Pat Simons People have grown so used to the staggering number of christian denominations, they rarely stop to consider how utterly bizarre it is to worship a god who could will the universe into existence, but can't get his story straight.
Benjamin Franklin Benjamin Franklin Lighthouses are more helpful than churches."
gramma red "On the first day, man created God."
Alan Harvey Alan Harvey The Beatles might not be bigger than Jesus... but at least we know they really existed.
Carl Sagan Carl Sagan It is better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
EA Miller EA Miller Blessed are those that follow by "faith" alone.

Blessed are those who follow by "ignorance" alone.

I fail to see the difference!
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Scientists do not join hands every Sunday and sing "Yes gravity is real! I know gravity is real! I will have faith! I believe in my heart that what goes up, up, up must come down, down, down. Amen!" If they did, we would think they were pretty insecure about the concept.
• Dan Barker, Godless: How an Evangelical Preacher Became One of America's Leading Atheists
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Tug on the thread of the creation myth and the entire Bible unravels. So we really can't blame them if they get their knickers in a twist over evolution. - Enoch's Thread
Ryan Evans I think, therefore I am athiest
Andrew Simpson If I wanted to spend my life believing in something - it would be myself.
Yiddish saying quoted by Steven Pinker If God lived on earth people would break his windows
Cobra32 I never understood religion until I witnessed a shackled man being beaten into submission. "Trust me," said the torturer, "when you tell me what I want to hear, the suffering will stop."
EA Miller EA Miller Atheists have the keen ability to see through massive piles of BS which others blindly see as fact.
Issac Asimov Creationists don't want equal time; they want all the time there is.
Mimoun Raddahi Religion is a limitation on your freedom.
Richard Van Harris There are three kinds of people: those who seek the truth as revealed by a higher authority; those who seek the truth as defined by rational enquiry; and the vast majority, who believe whatever they find convenient.
Unkown Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers
Stephen Hawking The intelligent beings in these regions should therefore not be surprised if they observe that their locality in the universe satisfies the conditions that are necessary for their existence. It is a bit like a rich person living in a wealthy neighborhood not seeing any poverty
Michael Stanton Living in fear or judgement is not how I will spend my life. Realizing that this life is all I get and your life is all you get, brings a need to make the best of all possible.
Bumper sticker Born right the first time
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The scientist accumulates vast amounts information in a lifelong quest for truth.
With a single book the religious man feels complete.
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Creationists would have no fundamental issue with the overall concept of evolution except for two points they feel obliged defend and preserve: One, they need the earth to be young: about ten thousand years old and two, they can't have man evolving from monkeys. Should they concede these points their entire book, you know, the Bible, falls and Genesis goes first. - Enoch's Thread
Bertrand Russell Bertrand Russell I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
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The guilt-fueled zeal of the steadfastly religious is the single best testimony to the staying power of early childhood indoctrination. - Ralph Metusi
Unknown I've found that most people that want to share their religious beliefs with you very rarely want you to share yours with them.
Baron von Knifty Baron von Knifty Before you pray for that second coming, you should at least prove the first one.

A Pagan If money is the root of all evil, why does the church need so much money?
Haili God is Santa for adults...
John Kelly  Ireland John Kelly Ireland God is my shepard: - Only sheep need a shepard
joseph fuentes God is eternal because human stupidity is infinite.
Bill Hicks I love the pope in his pope mobile. Three feet of bullet proof plexiglass. That's faith in action folks, you know he's got god on his side
sir David Stevens A lie is a lie even if everyone believes it. The truth is the truth even if nobody believes it
Richard Dawkins Richard Dawkins "When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion"
Linda So why do I have to go to church to pray? If there is a god can't he hear me at my house?
Albert Einstein Albert Einstein The contemplation of this world beckoned as a liberation (...) The road to this paradise was not as comfortable and alluring as the road to the religious paradise; but it has shown itself reliable, and I have never regretted having chosen it
Bumper sticker Nothing Fails Like Prayer
Baron von Knifty I just talked to god and he says he's a gay pro-abortion Atheist! Now, prove that statement false.
Pretentious If God created everything, he created evil. Who is He to call us sinners?
Stephen King When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."
Rev. Lovejoy (The Simpsons) "This so-called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Now let us say the lord's prayer 40 times, but first let's pass the collection plate."
Unknown God made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom?
Dracos Religion is the leading cause of death throughout history.
unknown The only thing we become after death is fertilizer
Issac Asimov Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived
Stephen Colbert (Colbert Report) "Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family."
unknown if triangles had a god, He would have three sides
Albert Einstein Albert Einstein Since our inner experiences consist of reproductions, and combinations of sensory impressions, the concept of a soul without a body seem to me to be empty and devoid of meaning
Jean-Paul Sartre Existentialism isn't so atheistic that it wears itself out showing that God doesn't exist. Rather, it declares that even if God did exist, that would change nothing.
Geoff Mather To say that atheism requires faith is as dim-witted as saying that disbelief in pixies or leprechauns takes faith. Even if Einstein himself told me there was an elf on my shoulder, I would still ask for proof and I wouldn't be wrong to ask.
Scoob Watch people pray. Most people do it with their eyes closed, and this should tell you something.
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Pat Simons Pat Simons Reason is the first casualty of blind obedience.
osirisnut osirisnut WTF Bible verses... Happy is the man who takes and dashes your infants against the rock. psalm 137:9
osirisnut osirisnut WTF Bible verses... A nagging wife is like dripping on a rainy day. Keeping her from complaining is like trying to stop the wind or like trying to grasp oil with the right hand. proverbs 27:15-16
osirisnut osirisnut "A long habit of not thinking religions wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right" Thomas Paine.
osirisnut osirisnut In 2009 Christopher Hitchens joined with Stephen Fry to debate a catholic bishop and his bit on the side Ann Widdecombe on whether or not the catholic church was truly a force for good in our world. In the debate Christopher Hitchens listed the apologies the catholic church has made, the list lasted for 14 minutes. The full debate can be viewed on YouTube.
EA Miller EA Miller Nothing exemplifies brainwashing better than a person saying that they “put god first” in their life. This is a complete disconnect from reality.
EA Miller EA Miller Religion has dumbed down human beings to a level that I seriously doubt they can recover from.
osirisnut osirisnut WTF Bible verse... Don't think I came to bring peace on earth. I did not come to bring peace. I came to bring a sword. matthew. 10:34
osirisnut osirisnut The bible is "Essentially patriarchal and propaganda and one of the worst books ever". It begins with a story of adam and eve in which eve is created from adam's rib and people believe it, because they're stupid enough. The bible and belief in god, " Holds us back" Brian Cox (actor)
osirisnut osirisnut Dope fancis has told a group of priests in Rome that " gossip is woman's business" and urged them to speak frankly, without going behind people's backs, "because we wear the trousers". This of course was said whilst he was wearing a dress whilst addressing men who were also wearing dresses. Honestly you couldn't make this shit up.
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