top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| Clint Murphy |
Never trust an institution that tells you "money is the root of all evil" then ask for 10% of every thing you have. |
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Nim |
Best rhyme ever:
Ignore those fools who
call themselves preachers
and listen instead
to your science teachers!
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| Neil Hurle |
Maybe the pope is right about condoms, and we should follow the example set by catholic priests... I mean, you don't need to wear a condom if you're shagging a small boy, right? |
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| Prof Uri Nassol |
God pumps us full of testosterone, then gets angry when we start to kill each other and want lots of sex? |
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Alan Harvey |
Theism is like wearing a blindfold, whereas atheism is realizing you're wearing a blindfold and removing it. Coping with what you see once the blindfold is off is where things get REALLY interesting. |
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| Lemuel K. Washburn |
Most of the people would destroy the Truth if the Truth was about to destroy their religion. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
One hundred years ago the average life span in the U.S. was 48. Today (2008) it is 78 years. Religion asserts that we are made in god’s image. This means that our modern medical science has improved on the invention of a perfect god.
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| John Bremner |
Would any God worth the name answer the prayer of a middle class white European, to help him get the job, pass the exam, be a better person, or even help his mother get over cancer, whilst he let a million children die in Africa? |
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| Standhal |
All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of the few |
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| Armand Salacrou |
The existence of a world without God seems to me less absurd than the presence of a God, existing in all his perfection, creating an imperfect man in order to make him run the risk of Hell. |
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| Unknown |
The more he talked of virtue, the faster I counted the silver |
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| Tha-Flash |
God is Santa Claus, just bigger. |
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EA Miller |
Does your chosen holy book emphasize that equal rights and opportunities for all human beings is an absolute necessity? If not, you're a narrow-minded, hateful bigot that uses this book to justify your horrific actions against other people who simply want to enjoy the same opportunities that you already take for granted. |
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EA Miller |
Creationists believe that 1,700 kinds of animals left the Ark and macro-adapted into the millions of species known in Roman times, all in just 2,400 years. Then they stopped macro-adapting. That's over 3 new species popping up every hour. |
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osirisnut |
The Roman Catholic Church has won the annual silly religious hat competition. Their silly fucking hat god will be so happy. |
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EA Miller |
"Did you know you have to read and interpret the Bible in a special way, otherwise all the violence and genocide and rape and racism and misogyny and immoral laws just sound like, well, violence and genocide and rape and racism and misogyny and immoral laws?"
-Michael Paulkovich
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EA Miller |
Other than the barbaric agenda of ancient men and complete lack of comprehending basic science, the Bible is evidence of absolutely nothing. |
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EA Miller |
Termites have been on earth for some 250 million years and survived numerous mass extinction events so how exactly is man god's "most perfect" creation? |
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EA Miller |
Anyone that believes "god's word" is contained in a book where there is literally a talking donkey, snake, and burning bush, a man being created from dust, demons causing illnesses, contains no science at all, and happily promotes slavery is not capable of rational thought. |
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osirisnut |
If religious faith improved morality Priests wouldn't rape kids. Suicide bombers wouldn't exist and women would have equality. |
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osirisnut |
Being gay is not a sin. Atheism is not a sin. Beloning to the wrong religion is not a sin. Why? Because sin is an imaginery disease invented to sell you an imaginery cure. |
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EA Miller |
Can someone give me just one, just one miracle that Jesus performed that was actually documented by the Romans? Primary sources only please. |
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EA Miller |
When people need help, I don't pray for them. I actually help them. |
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EA Miller |
I always get a chuckle when I hear priests and pastors constantly saying things like, "God's word is the same as it has been from the beginning and is never changing." Let's face it, the god of the OT wouldn't even recognize the god in the NT! |
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EA Miller |
I've noticed that a lot of Christian TV programs use a "G-rating" (All Audiences) when they air and speak of crucifixions or most of humanity being murdered in a world-wide flood. This is in no way an example of them exercising their right to "religious freedom", but rather "religious privilege" pushing its very ugly agenda. |
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EA Miller |
Religious apologists literally spin wildly false narratives around passages in their so-called holy books in an attempt to give them some legitimacy. Thankfully, science doesn't require such absurdity. |
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EA Miller |
Religious beliefs give you plenty of opinions about a world you know absolutely nothing about because of those very same religious beliefs. |
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EA Miller |
“I don’t know how you can believe in a God who wants to condemn most of the planet to a fiery Hell. … What type of loving, sensitive, omnipresent, omnipotent being wants to condemn His beautiful creation to a fiery Hell at the end of all this?â€
-NFL QB Aaron Rogers |
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Akanyang Canine |
Nobody smokes weed like God, That's why they call him "The most high" |
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EA Miller |
Yes, by all means choose Christianity because it's so much wiser to believe in talking snakes and donkeys, 7-headed dragons and witches, that man was created from dust and woman from a rib, and to go all in on your beliefs with absolutely no contemporaneous history to back up any of them than to simply take a rational look at your surroundings! |
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EA Miller |
Isn’t having a 401k retirement plan in direct opposition to a god who is supposedly able to meet all of your needs? |
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EA Miller |
Since theists already believe in God, wouldn’t it be much more productive for God to start appearing before all the non-believers to convince them as well? Alas, not a damn peep from him. |
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osirisnut |
There are 4,200 known religions in the world and not one of them pays taxes. Could someone please explain to me how crime doesn't pay. |
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osirisnut |
The religious path to heaven is covered in the blood of innocent men, women and children murdered by religion. |
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EA Miller |
Bigoted hatred and ignorance often comes from Christian leaders who claim their holy book is filled with love and wisdom. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
That Garden of Eden snake had begun his career in oil but then moved into selling religion 'cos it was more profitable. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I treated those leaks in religion like I treated leaks in my ancient out-of-date central heating system.
I replaced the whole system with a new one that was up-to-date, more economical and easier to get on with. |
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EA Miller |
A mega-church pastor who owns a mansion and Learjet (among other numerous assets) recently told his congregation to “stick it out†when they are suffering hardships. |
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EA Miller |
God can do anything a person can “imagineâ€â€¦and nothing that is not imagined. |
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EA Miller |
The very same people who insist Jesus is real seem to somehow be cool with him having no record of a childhood, adolescent (save one incident), or young-adult years in their Bible. What a poorly developed fictional character! |
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EA Miller |
A Christian Televangelist recently said, “I need my own airplane because there are just some places you can’t fly commercial.†Sounds like a ringing endorsement for a conman who wants to live like a rock star. |
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EA Miller |
“Searching the four corners of the Earth†is mere metaphor except of course for those numbskulls who actually believe that it’s flat! |
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EA Miller |
Freedom is when you’re not tied down by mythological bullshit. |
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EA Miller |
Fairytales can be lots of fun, but not when they’re used to hurt someone. |
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osirisnut |
Priests are trained parrots talking to congregations of trained listeners. Mark Twain. |
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osirisnut |
You keep them stupid and I'll keep them poor said the king to the pope. |
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EA Miller |
A doctorate in religious studies is equivalent to a doctorate in fairy-tale, but those who have it pretend it means so much more. |
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EA Miller |
Why would a god create a vast universe with an insane amount of stars and planets, but only make rules for one planet with one star filled with slightly intelligent apes? |
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EA Miller |
Religion is a guise used to spread narrow-minded, dangerous agendas. |
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EA Miller |
Left unchecked and unchallenged, religion has the ability to plummet humanity back into the Dark Ages. |
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