top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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EA Miller |
Why would an all-powerful god who could literally will anything into existence need constant praise from sycophants? Is its ego that fragile? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Had Superman been created around the desert campfires to entertain the kids a few thousand years ago, HE would've become a god.
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EA Miller |
Odd the sharp decline in reported demon possessions the more we know about an individual’s mental health. |
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EA Miller |
Why would a God instruct human beings to “walk by faith†when he gave those very same human beings brains capable of critical thought? |
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EA Miller |
Why does the Abrahamic god often entrust his will to obvious conmen and blatant idiots? |
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EA Miller |
I do not believe in an invisible, magical, sky daddy who "poofed" everything into existence. What I do believe in is finding answers via the scientific method with rigorous testing using the best possible technology available.
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EA Miller |
The “Exorcism and Deliverance Ministry†is an actual part of the Catholic church. I really wish I was kidding about this! |
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EA Miller |
If you sense god’s presence and hear him speaking to you, you’ll likely under the influence of hallucinogens or a schizophrenic. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Gods are suffering apostate cancer and there is NO effectual treatment. Good. |
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EA Miller |
God so loved a woman that he turned her into a pillar of salt in effect murdering her just for being curious. |
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EA Miller |
If Christian television ever actually had any important messages from God, wouldn’t the big guy in the sky have your DVR automatically record them for you? Seems pretty reasonable to me if he’d really like to get his message out! |
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EA Miller |
Science doesn't require apologists. |
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EA Miller |
How does Christian television get away with a “G Rating†when they often either mention or show actual crucifixes during their programs? |
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osirisnut |
Christian scientists (bless 'em ) have discovered the very last word that Christ said as he made his ascension into heaven and the holy word was. Wheeee.... |
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EA Miller |
God so loved the children that had them mauled to death by bears simply for teasing a bald guy. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
What is the true nature of God? Does he weep when evils are committed in his name? Or does he respond with bemused intellectual detachment -- savouring the irony? (Observation #1710) |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Having belief in god is as necessary to humans as having belief in fairies, unicorns and politicians. |
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EA Miller |
So, you are an Imam, priest, rabbi, pastor, etc. You are an expert/ authority on what exactly? The make-believe? |
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EA Miller |
A mega-church televangelist recently said, “a true friend is one who accepts you exactly the way you are.†Of course, I immediately laughed at the hypocrisy since I can’t think of a single Christian that would ever accept an atheist as they are! |
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EA Miller |
“It's really quite simple. An all-powerful all-knowing personal loving God could (and would surely want to) reveal him/her/itself in a way that is clear to every human & unmistakably true to every generation and every corner of the world. Religions are complex & geographical.†-Tim Sledge |
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EA Miller |
Theists like to indoctrinate children early because once kids develop critical thinking skills, they are much less likely to buy into their bullshit and more likely to leave organized religion altogether. It’s a fear tactic and horrid child abuse. |
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EA Miller |
The United States was not founded as a “Christian nation†as many theists claim. Case in point, the Pledge of Allegiance did not contain the words “under God†until they were added in 1954 during the McCarthy Red Scare. |
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EA Miller |
Why does a god without sexual organs seem to care so much about the type of sex human beings are having? |
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EA Miller |
Humanity has existed for tens of thousands of years so we're just in the infancy of scientific discovery. We fill in too many gaps with gods and fanciful thoughts that we're simply not advanced enough to understand at this stage of our development. |
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Idel Dreimer |
Preponderance of Evidence
Isn't it odd --
This thing about God? --
Brief sparks of benevolence
Mid the routine malevolence. (Observation #1670)
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EA Miller |
What’s the difference between a “miracle†in the Bible and magic? Absolutely nothing. |
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osirisnut |
My favorite parts of the bible are when Jesus is alone talking to god (himself) and someone who wasn't there is writing about it. |
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EA Miller |
I have as much faith in an invisible god in the sky as I have faith that the babysitter without references is not going to eat all of the food in the fridge or drink my liquor while I’m gone. |
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EA Miller |
Wonder if the 99.99% of Earth’s mammal population that was drowned during the Noah’s Ark story was feeling the "unconditional love†of god? |
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EA Miller |
Christians:
“Were not polytheistic. Our God just has three pieces, like a puzzle.â€
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
God's "perfection" is the ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card. Is God contradictory, unreliable, and uncaring? Are his motivations muddled, his creation cruel, and his second coming inordinately delayed? Don't worry -- his wisdom his infinite -- yours temporal and flawed. Tolerance of the perfection evasion varies according to the need for a comforting illusion. (Observation #1604) |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
"God" represents the attempt to tame the unfathomable, bizarre mystery of the universe -- to give it a comforting "human" face. (Observation #1603) |
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EA Miller |
Pledging obedience to a fictional deity is the highest form of ignorance. |
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EA Miller |
Nothing destroys original thought and creativity like the narrow-mindedness and backward beliefs of religion. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
ALL holy books should be disposed of as they are now past their 'Best Before' date.*
* The Bronze Age.
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osirisnut |
If Jesus Christ is the answer, it must have been a stupid question. |
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EA Miller |
Actual quote from Catholic TV personality:
â€Persecution is always a grace.â€
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I've just been informed by a 'wiser' man that we should not compare Santa Claus with God as Santa is a recent man-made construct created purely for commercial gain.
Oh how I laughed. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Why use the word SIN when the word WRONG is the proper word to use? |
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EA Miller |
TV Pastor: “Christ will return and rule with the rod of iron!â€
Me: “Curious how “iron†is mentioned and not something much stronger such as steel or titanium. It’s almost as if ancient goat herders made up this Christ character.â€
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EA Miller |
TV Pastor: “I am more concerned with what God thinks about me than what people think about me.â€
What I hear: “I am more concerned about what Santa Claus thinks about me than what people think about me.â€
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Jed King |
"The first cruel God who created the first fire of hell should be the first to burn in it"
JED KING 2019. |
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osirisnut |
The main problem with religions, which they seem not to realise, is that they are the problem. |
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EA Miller |
TV Pastor: “The word of God is never outdated.â€
Me: “Yes, because we still often speak of iron chariots, swords, stoning people, fatted calves, and kings.â€
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Having too MUCH imagination or too LITTLE imagination will often result in one becoming a religious asshole. |
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Pat Simons |
There is no King James version of the Constitution. |
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EA Miller |
“Organized religions are nothing more than the institutionalizing of ancient superstitions before people could explain natural phenomena. It ensures an income to the operators of the scam and gives its supporters a false sense of higher morality.†-PA |
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Pat Simons |
There are few things I find more disgusting and upsetting than the sight of a politician on a moral crusade. |
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Pat Simons |
Priests and Shamans, long ago, recognized the power of ritual to overwhelm reason. It still does, and that's why it still exists. |
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EA Miller |
“You can never depend on your own abilities to get through life. The only thing you can depend upon is the one you pray to when you are on your knees.â€
-Charles Stanley, megachurch pastor
In my opinion, a person completely out of touch with reality.
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Kitalia Jones |
Christian:What has god done to you?
Me:Nothing.... Things that don't exist can't really do anything.... |
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osirisnut |
When the missionaries came to our country they had the bible and we had the land. They told us to close our eyes and pray, when we opened our eyes we had the bible and they had the land. |
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osirisnut |
God must love the poor because he made so many of them. Mother Theresa |
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osirisnut |
Thousands of people say they have found Christ, but they never say where he was hiding. A.A.I |
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osirisnut |
Nunnery the first house of ill repute, it's the benchmark from which all brothels try to aspire towards. |
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osirisnut |
No amount of belief makes something a fact. James Randi |
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EA Miller |
Creationists, there is no intelligent design. Humans need to eat every few hours, sleep about one-third of every day, and then get up and excrete whatever they can't digest. |
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EA Miller |
It has been my experience that people covered with tattoos and body piercings are often a hell of a lot less judgmental and much more accepting of others' differences than your average Bible thumping Christian who wears a suit to church every Sunday. |
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osirisnut |
A message from our creator, Lord God, and savior. " MERRY MYTHMAS EVERYONE ". |
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Pat Simons |
The history of the Abrahamic religions is, to a very large extent, the story of man's inhumanity to man. |
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