top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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EA Miller |
God so loved the world that he drown all living things, save a floating zoo. |
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EA Miller |
“I want you to be programmed to think the way God thinks.†-Televangelist Charles Stanley
“I would rather use my brain for something more productive.†-Me
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EA Miller |
“With my whole heart I sing your praise.â€
-lyrics from a Christian song
“Not possible, the heart cannot sing. It’s an organ that pumps blood throughout the body via the circulatory system.â€
-Me
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EA Miller |
Whenever I hear priests, pastors, imams, or rabbis speak, all I hear is narrow-minded ignorance spewing hatred toward those who don't follow their beliefs. |
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EA Miller |
If God really loved you “unconditionallyâ€, there would be another choice besides “love me forever or go to Hell.†|
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Pat Simons |
America's religious right would never sign on to the Declaration of Independence, or vote to ratify the U.S. Constitution as it currently exists. They would never be satisfied with any government that did not have them in control, and making everyone's personal choices for them. |
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EA Miller |
“You’re in the devil’s arena, you’re playing by his rules now.â€
-yet another guest on a Christian TV show that believes imaginary characters are controlling his life
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EA Miller |
“Homosexuality is an abomination to God.â€
-Hate spewing TV pastor who also claims “God is loveâ€
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EA Miller |
Religion:
The complete opposite of the pursuit of knowledge
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EA Miller |
Why do the religious fear and attack atheists? Because we constantly question the BS they present as fact. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Theist: Which god do YOU believe in?
Atheist: None. Which gods don't YOU believe in? |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Preponderance of Evidence
Isn't it odd --
This thing about God? --
Brief sparks of benevolence
Mid his routine malevolence. (Observation #1670)
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I'm fully in favour of religious freedom. I can hardly wait for the day we are free of religion. |
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EA Miller |
Carrying out “the will†of imaginary biblical characters may very well be humankind’s swansong. |
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EA Miller |
The "made in God's image" always gives me a good laugh. Honestly, what use would God have for such things as hair, lungs, a digestive system, a bum, and men's genitalia? |
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EA Miller |
To “walk in faith†is to shut off all capacity for reason. |
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EA Miller |
“I’ve never met a non-believer that was truly happy.â€
-Charles Stanley, mega-church pastor
“Charles, it’s quite obvious that you’ve never met a non-believer in person.â€
-Me
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EA Miller |
Christians claim that their God gives mankind "freewill", but it actually comes down to choosing Jesus or going to hell. That is the exact opposite of freewill. It's in essence an ultimatum, a threat of the very worst kind. |
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Pat Simons |
Religion thrives best in environments controlled by religious leaders, and never on the strength of its ideas. |
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EA Miller |
If prayer had the power to heal, medical science and hospitals would have never come into being. |
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EA Miller |
Christian Rock:
When actual “rocking†is the last thing you want to do!
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EA Miller |
Many Christians state wholeheartedly that Jesus is their “everything†yet still rely on human investment advisors for their future plans. |
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EA Miller |
Why are the religious so afraid to let children think for themselves? Because if they did, the jig would quite literally be up! |
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EA Miller |
Christians, please explain how a man having to get up 5 times a night to pee because of an enlarged prostate is part of God’s “perfect†plan for humanity? Waiting… |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Those who talk about needing life's compass have no idea how to navigate with a map.
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EA Miller |
Watching a mega-church pastor wearing an expensive, tailor-made suit, who drives luxury cars, and lives in a mansion discussing the importance of spirituality over worldly possessions is the absolute height of hypocrisy. |
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EA Miller |
A firefighter out on a single rescue mission saves more lives than the conglomeration of all the gods who were ever written about. |
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EA Miller |
The Abrahamic god loves you much like Zeus the god of thunder loves me. |
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EA Miller |
"Where knowledge ends, religion begins."
- Benjamin Disraeli |
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EA Miller |
If indeed an empathetic, loving god ran the universe, it would undoubtedly display significantly better moral character than the god portrayed in the bible. |
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Pat Simons |
The evangelical preachers talk about their loving Jesus and the glorious afterlife, but they crave nothing so much as power and wealth in this world. Power few groups would be more ill-equipped to exercise. |
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EA Miller |
Any system of belief that requires certain members (priests, nuns) to abstain from natural biological urges (sex) for a life time is in no position to advise or criticize another person's sexuality. |
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Pat Simons |
Religions do not encourage doubt, and yet if a thing is true you can doubt it all you want, and it will be the thing you come back to. |
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EA Miller |
I used to think Baskin Robbins had a lot of flavours until I came across Christianity! |
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Pat Simons |
Everything looks like Jesus if you squint hard enough . . . /S |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Why these blasphemy laws? I mean, any god worth its salt should be self governing. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Islam has got indoctrination down to a fine art. It would appear to be the only admirable thing about that religion. |
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EA Miller |
"If church is starting to feel like a creepy cult and you're beginning to question things, there may be hope for you after all!"
-an Atheist |
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EA Miller |
Funny how theists often use the “Big Bang†as evidence that the universe needed a creator and that the creator always just happens to be their mythological god of choice. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Nothing scares more than those who fear their god. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The greatest thing that The Creator created was the invisibility suit. |
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EA Miller |
The old saying “don’t believe everything you hear†seems especially pertinent when listening to people recite from any religious text. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Those who choose to condemn a disbeliever, do - in effect - condemn themselves. |
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Pat Simons |
Anyone who begins a sentence with the words, 'Bible says', has told me all I ever need to know about their ability to think for themselves. |
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EA Miller |
Pull back the curtain on most religions and you’ll find the wizards are just a bunch of self-serving men. |
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EA Miller |
All religions are cults. Some just let people keep more of their humanity than others. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Might've been better had we started off referring to God as X, the unknown quantity. |
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EA Miller |
My advice on any religion:
Don’t drink the Kool-aid. Instead, look past the fairy-tale and thoroughly research the world around you.
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EA Miller |
"Religion started when the first con man met the first fool."
- Mark Twain |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
If there WERE to be a Heaven and a Hell, neither would've had any residents for the first 4.5 BILLION years. |
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Acid Krtiana |
Freedom of religion is that you have the right to practice your religion, NOT the right to discriminate. |
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Jonathan Rot |
What did God do? Killed thousands of people, including infants, letting loose bears on children who teased a bald man, etc. Controlled people. Controls people. Even more. (If I remember correctly)
What did Satan do? Gave Adam and Eve the ability to see the truth?
Yeah, I know which one I would rather follow, if I were forced to pick one. |
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Acid Krtiana |
If there is a "perfect plan" that God makes for everyone, and it happens according to what he chooses, I guess God chose me to be an atheist. |
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Acid Krtiana |
I do the work for myself; not some vacuous concept like "fate" or a man in the sky. |
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Acid Krtiana |
I find it funny how certain people (especially Christians and other religious people) call trans men (female-to-male) lesbians in denial. Wait until they meet a trans man who likes men. |
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Acid Krtiana |
I will defend your right to practice your religion; but I will NOT defend your choice to discriminate against others. |
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Acid Krtiana |
The 7 deadly sins:
1. Lust. Without lust, there would be no sex; without sex, there would be no children. Without lust, our species would die off.
2. Gluttony. Without gluttony, no one would be trying to get more; no one would be trying to get to the top. Without gluttony, there would be no competition.
3. Greed. Without greed, there would be no desire for money or wealth; there would be no one trying to make better things for money or wealth. Without greed, there would be no improvement.
4. Sloth. Without sloth, there would be no office workers, atheists, and others of the like; there would be no intelligence to spend on improving society and instead on time wasters. Without sloth, there would be no intelligence.
5. Wrath. Without wrath, there would be no anger; there would be no fuel feeding movements. Without wrath, discrimination continues.
6. Envy. Without envy, there would be no desire to have what another has; there would be no incentive to try to get what another has. Without envy, there would be no ambition.
7. Pride. Without pride, there would be no satisfaction with what one has done; there would be no happiness at one has done. Without pride, there would be no confidence. |
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Acid Krtiana |
The only things that need a Shepard are sheep; and do I look like a sheep to you?! |
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Liverson Mwandawiro |
Noah's ark;133m long, 22m wide, and 13m high. The ark accommodated Noah and his family plus more than 1000 species of birds and animals in pairs with their food for 1 year and 10 days. The measurements were given to Noah by an all knowing invincible God. |
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EA Miller |
Christians: “I’m fighting for my religious freedom.â€
What they’re saying in reality: “I’m fighting to inject my religious dogma into every aspect of society (e.g., government, schools, medical field) and I could give a royal fuck about anyone else’s beliefs!â€
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