top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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Robert G. Ingersoll |
Ministers say that they teach charity. This is natural. They live on alms. All beggars teach that others should give. |
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| Peat Romano |
"I am an atheist, out and out. It took me a long time to say it. I've been an atheist for years and years, but somehow I felt it was intellectually unrespectable to say one was an atheist, because it assumed knowledge that one didn't have. Somehow it was better to say one was a humanist or an agnostic. I finally decided that I'm a creature of emotion as well as of reason. Emotionally I am an atheist. I don't have the evidence to prove that God doesn't exist, but I so strongly suspect he doesn't that I don't want to waste my time."
[Isaac Asimov, "Free Inquiry", Spring 1982, vol.2 no.2, p.9]
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Mewtwo from "Pokemon" |
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
-Mewtwo in "Pokemon the Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back" |
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Di Jarman |
religion, the root of all evil |
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| B.B. |
Religion began as a natural explanation of the universe. The problem started when people refused to except new evidence. |
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| Steven Bruce |
The best way to beat a bible thumper is with his own bible. |
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| Shawn Young |
Believing in god and an afterlife is the epitome of procrastination. |
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| paul hampson |
the idea of god gives explanations and resons for existence whilst providing no reason or explanation for the existece of god |
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| Maynard James Keenan |
You've claimed all this time that you would die for me. Why, then, are you so surprised when you hear your own eulogy? |
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| Carlos Mencia |
If God made Adam and Eve, they had children... wait a minute... that means someone banged their sister! |
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Art Hoppe |
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? |
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| Basil Brush |
It's said there are no atheists in foxholes so I decided to take a look and it's true, there wasn't.
But there wasn't any any believers either, just a fox, which bit me.
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| Juan Vega |
Every time a child is born, an eye appears on the face of god, every time a man dies an eye disappears, for he is always watching us. In the beginning HE had only two now he has approximately 6.5 billion eyes. Isn’t that a mythological being? |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Holy Shit!!! |
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Dee Jay |
I look forward to the day the cross sits discarded beside the swastika as just another reminder of the dangers of blind faith. |
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Ella Vanoise |
Did God make cancer? Malaria? Natural disasters? Wow! He makes Hitler look like Mother Theresa! |
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| James Feibleman |
Myth is a religion in which no one believes anymore. |
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| James the Underloud |
'To believe a particular religion is to claim to know the answers of the universe. To reject all religion is to have faith that some things are beyond human understanding." |
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Robert G. Ingersoll |
I cannot see why we should expect an infinite God to do better in another world than he does in this. |
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| Johan Cruyff |
I don't believe in God. In Spain all 22 players make a sign of the cross upon entering the pitch, if it works the game is always going to be a tie. |
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| "Dudev" |
They [atheists] will celebrate life, while you're in church celebrating death. |
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osirisnut |
I kicked the habit... Honestly I didn't realize it was still being occupied. |
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osirisnut |
A christian woman was asked if she had any regrets about having 13 children. She replied, "I regret not being raised an atheist". |
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osirisnut |
Today will see the largest known group of pedophiles gather in Rome for the farewell bash of dope francis. |
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EA Miller |
Once upon a time, man invented god... and then everything went to hell. |
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Abir |
I don't believe in GOD,i believe in HUMAN(The creator of imaginary creator) |
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EA Miller |
Religion dumbs a person down to the point that they no longer challenge even the most outrageous claims from their cult of choice. |
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EA Miller |
Put plain and simple, the Bible was written by ancient misogynistic men who considered women property to be controlled in any manner that suited their warped mindsets. |
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Pat Simons |
There are few things I find more horrifying than a politician on a moral crusade. |
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EA Miller |
What's truly mind-blowing is that many Christians will deny that their Bibles promote slavery. However, within the pages of their Bibles, it seems it was a regular part of life with no empathy at all for the slaves, but plenty of empathy for the slave-owners. |
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Pat Simons |
To the deluded, the truth will always be received as an insult. |
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EA Miller |
Religion is the ultimate con-job since it literally requires unfettered belief without ever having to give a shred of evidence in return.
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EA Miller |
As churches fill up again with morons who pretend the COVID-19 pandemic is magically gone, where does that leave the rest of us? |
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EA Miller |
The Bible quite literally gives people an endorsement to hate and discriminate against kind and thoughtful people who are accepting of many races and cultures. |
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EA Miller |
“Cults†and “religious communities†are one in the same. |
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EA Miller |
Odd how the values of a god at any given time in history reflect the values those who are in power at that time. Strange coincidence? Probably not. |
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Varshit Mungi |
I am not an atheist,but I can say,I am a true thinker |
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EA Miller |
If a person is mentally ill with known auditory hallucinations and claims to hear god, I can cut them some slack. However, anyone else who makes this same claim is a f-ing liar. |
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EA Miller |
It’s always interesting to listen to Catholic women talking about women’s rights when their very misogynistic cult has men running the show all the way up to the Vatican. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Religious certainty: an ancient mountain range of complacent superstition -- much eroded by the elements -- the scourings of doubt, investigation, and truth. Of course -- a rocky archipelago remains -- teeming with determined limpet believers -- but the tides of science, knowledge, and social realism continue to encroach, and, persistently, rise. (Observation #1790) |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Each time we pray to Our Lord or give tithe, he should at least issue us with a receipt. |
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EA Miller |
What is the difference between a miracle and magic? Semantics. |
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EA Miller |
“Spiritual truth†an oxymoron |
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EA Miller |
Wonder why the very narcissistic god of the bible never appears in mega-churches? They seem to love the shit out of him! |
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EA Miller |
Always be leery of religious folk and their ignorance, and especially how they act upon that ignorance. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
It is written here on this beer mat that I am the truth and the light. |
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EA Miller |
It seems the only explanation priests and pastors can have for God killing most of Earth’s population (men, women, children, unborn) in a global flood is to give some version of “they had it coming.†|
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EA Miller |
Nothing lowers the IQ bar faster than accepting religious doctrine as fact. |
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EA Miller |
What always astounds me is the amount of bullshit Christians will accept with absolutely no evidence at all. It's no wonder pastors can con them out of thousands or even millions of dollars...for god of course. |
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EA Miller |
Why would a god who could magically wisp anything into existence have any need for money? Just one more proof that the Bible was written by ancient men with monetary concerns. |
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EA Miller |
“I don’t know how you can believe in a God who wants to condemn most of the planet to a fiery Hell. … What type of loving, sensitive, omnipresent, omnipotent being wants to condemn His beautiful creation to a fiery Hell at the end of all this?â€
-NFL QB Aaron Rogers |
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EA Miller |
If an advanced being created all of humanity and wanted people to live in a specific way according to its directive, it certainly would be as clear and concise as possible with absolutely NO interpretation required. Yet there are interpretations a plenty in ALL religious texts. |
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Acid Krtiana |
There are two types of atheism:
New Atheism- ARGUES that God doesn't exist.
2.0 Atheism- ASSUMES that God doesn't exist.
I am a 2.0 Atheist. I *assume* God doesn't exist.
Which type of atheist are you? |
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Acid Krtiana |
"In God We Trust."
I can't trust someone I believe doesn't exist. |
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Acid Krtiana |
"One Nation Under God."
Why are we required to say this in the pledge?
It wasn't even added until the 1950s! |
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Acid Krtiana |
"They wanna see blood,
They wanna see hate,
Like needle in your vain,
Sickness with no name,
In a world that's insane,
Was America to blame?
When you're prayin' for a change,
To a god with no face!"
~Deuce, America |
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Acid Krtiana |
Some people want matriarchs (female religious leaders).
Aren't patriarchs bad enough?!?! |
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Pat Simons |
I wish the owners of this site would take steps to stop commenters from spamming. |
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Liverson Mwandawiro |
Two things are against me and i hate those 2 things.They are stupidity and ignorance. |
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Liverson Mwandawiro |
Don't tell me that God is powerful because of the miracles written in the Bible,tell me what great thing has God done to you.
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