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osirisnut osirisnut There are mediums, palmists, religious clerics, psychics, fortune tellers, and clairvoyants, etc. The correlation between them, they are hustlers and con-artists.
osirisnut osirisnut In the church vestry, no one can hear a child scream.
Liverson  Mwandawiro Liverson Mwandawiro Follow the rules of God and get punished by nature or you follow the rules of nature and get punished by God.
Gregarious Gregarious Truth does not demand belief nor faith; it asks to be tested. Scientists do not join hands every Sunday morning, singing, 'yes, gravity is real! I will have faith! I will be strong! I believe in my heart that what goes up must come down. Amen!' If they did, we would think they were pretty insecure and doubtful about the concept.
… Dan Barker.
Gregarious Gregarious The reason 'fake news' is such a big problem on social media is that most of the world is gullible. 90% of people have some kind of religious affiliation or thinking. The religious, by definition, are delusional and gullible to suggestions, insinuations, allusions, and misinformation – or they wouldn’t be religious!
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Acts of God? Well there's God the arsonist, God the killer of innocents and God the thief of teeth.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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No gods exist. Only the IDEA that gods exist, exists.
EA Miller EA Miller I often wonder how many people out there are actually atheists, but pretend to be part of some religious group because they fear losing friends, family, job, or possibly even their life if they were to speak the truth. My bet is that the number of them is staggering.

[There are far more atheists INSIDE the closet looking out than there are atheists already outside the closet] (AWA admin)
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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If religiots had the ability to think things through there would soon be no religiots.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Take a good look at your pet cat, dog or chimpanzee. Is it atheist or theist?

See how it doesn't question its own existence yet still exists without being either.

There's a lesson there for all of us and if I discover what that lesson is I'll be sure to let you know.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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It is estimated that around 99.99% of precious metals and stones are lying undisturbed where 'The Creator' left them. Stick that in your offertory box.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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While others believe that some entity that appeared from nowhere magicked the whole universe and everything in it inside a week by saying those magic words - "Let there be....", I believe in using common knowledge.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Never argue about theism from within a religious group. It's like arguing in a pub as to who let off that stinking fart.
EA Miller EA Miller Anyone who vows to serve and obey an invisible god has abandoned reality and given up on humanity.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Atheism is an open church with neither borders, ethnic classification, controlling issues nor tithes.
EA Miller EA Miller I can guarantee that at some point any given prominent religious leader will criticize science because strict methodology and critical thinking could unravel their fantasy world in an instant.
EA Miller EA Miller Why does Revelation (Biblical future prophesy) never mention modern countries or modern technology?
EA Miller EA Miller Why would an advanced being (e.g., God) use so much metaphor if it wanted to present a clear message that all humanity should follow?
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Gods' are bollocks that should be castrated from your mind to prevent them breeding.
Pat Simons Pat Simons If you subtract everything theologians make up out of thin air from their body of work, you don't have a whole lot left.
Geo Brain Geo Brain Religion: The tendency to mistake agreement for proof/truth.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Religion is like love, and we all know what THAT means. Love can be sooo fleeting.

Just look at all the FAILED religions and FAILED marriages of the past.
Josy Roy Josy Roy Absence of the evidence is the evidence of the absence!!
Gwendolyn Gwynn Gwendolyn Gwynn Biblical stories scream for the preface, "Once upon a time...",
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Why would a god - who can create a universe and everything in it from nothing - require such sacrifices as money and cars etc. from anyone? Surely this god would only have to wave his hand and say - "Let there be Lamborghinis . . . " - and the world would be FULL of Lambos?
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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I HATE shellfish eaters. They aren't normal. They do say it's how they were born and how it's perfectly natural, but they can't kid me. It's disgusting. You can't miss 'em. They are the same ones often seen wearing mixed fabrics in public.
EA Miller EA Miller An empty box has more meaning to me than any god because at least I can put things in a damn box!
EA Miller EA Miller “People who let God into their heart, have been set free from all sorts of things.” -Andrew Wommack, televangelist

“Yes, like reality!” -Me
EA Miller EA Miller Religion breeds stagnation. New ideas in all aspects of life are suppressed and frowned upon.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Question: Which came first, God or the chicken?

Answer: Well, seeing as the chicken came before Man, obviously it's the chicken.
EA Miller EA Miller The power of prayer is vastly overrated, but the power of chocolate sure isn’t!
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Why should I trust & respect religion when religion doesn't trust & respect the sciences.
Akanyang Canine Akanyang Canine A God That Creates The Devil Then Later Blames And Punishes Humans For What The Devils Caused Is Not Trustworthy.
EA Miller EA Miller Religious texts make enemies of people who might otherwise be your friends.
Dr. Idel Dreimer Dr. Idel Dreimer Those preoccupied with God's benevolence ignore -- conveniently -- a foundational and essential principle of his creation: most living things are locked in a scheme of necessary murder. (Observation #1596)
EA Miller EA Miller If the god of the bible is "merciful" and his love is "unconditional", why does he outright destroy anyone who doesn't agree with his ways?
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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POOF! There was God.
POOF! There was the universe.
POOF! There was Earth.
POOF! There was everything else.
EA Miller EA Miller The gods adults pray to are as real as Santa Claus, but much less appealing.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Jesus should think himself lucky. These days he would've been screwed to that cross.
ךותםה צמזבץ ךותםה צמזבץ Let the little children come unto me - says God

Think about it from a Vatican perspective.
Akanyang Canine Akanyang Canine Religious indoctrination will make you hate people you should be learning from.
EA Miller EA Miller Humanity's fate will ultimately rest on whether or not it is able to give up ancient superstition.
EA Miller EA Miller Personally, I’m sick of religions masquerading as love while promoting bigotry, misogyny, xenophobia, and homophobia when in actuality they are really only serving a select group of men.
Akanyang Canine Akanyang Canine I'm stuck between "continue to educate Christians" & "Become a pastor and take their money"
Akanyang Canine Akanyang Canine If you take your time and read the whole bible, you'll come to realize that God is Satan And Satan is God.
EA Miller EA Miller Religion has been used to justify slavery, deny women's reproductive rights, and permit open discrimination of gay people. It must be criticized when it infringes upon the civil rights and liberties of other individuals.
Ramakrishnan Gurumoorthy Ramakrishnan Gurumoorthy "Tell the world that you saw a ghost and it will believe. Tell that you saw god, and it won't.
And finally, it will never stop disagreeing with your atheism." [adapted]
EA Miller EA Miller Televangelists = Con-artists

Feeding off desperate people to keep their opulent lifestyles for decades!
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Could be better border control:

"Are there any religions you don't follow?"

"Yes."

"Which ones?"

This gives you the option of reading from the list of religions you've brought with you. It might take a while so take sandwiches with you and something to drink.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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While NO god has ever lived, NO god will ever die.
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Pat Simons Pat Simons The surest way to have faith in the Bible, is to never read a word of it.
Pat Simons Pat Simons Any church that requires the indoctrination of children to survive, doesn't have very powerful arguments supporting it.
EA Miller EA Miller If an all-powerful, all-knowing god existed, why would it allow a bunch of science-denying idiots using multiple translations convey its all-important message?
EA Miller EA Miller The Bible quite literally gives people an endorsement to hate and discriminate against kind and thoughtful people who are accepting of many races and cultures.
EA Miller EA Miller “There are no white people in the bible. Take all the time you need with that.” -DAX
EA Miller EA Miller As churches fill up again with morons who pretend the COVID-19 pandemic is magically gone, where does that leave the rest of us?
Acid Krtiana Acid Krtiana It is impossible to prove something doesn't exist, that has never been proven to exist.
Acid Krtiana Acid Krtiana Just because I am an atheist does not make me any less than you.
Acid Krtiana Acid Krtiana Instead of blaming all of your mistakes on an imaginary God and "fate", you should take responsibility and admit when you're wrong.
Acid Krtiana Acid Krtiana I talk about gods so much because of one reason: I see them as mythology. Every religion to me is mythology. I love to study mythology. I love sharing and talking about what I've learned. That's why I talk about religion so much.
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