top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
POOF! There was God.
POOF! There was the universe.
POOF! There was Earth.
POOF! There was everything else.
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EA Miller |
The gods adults pray to are as real as Santa Claus, but much less appealing. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Jesus should think himself lucky. These days he would've been screwed to that cross.
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ךות××” צמזבץ |
Let the little children come unto me - says God
Think about it from a Vatican perspective. |
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Akanyang Canine |
Religious indoctrination will make you hate people you should be learning from. |
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EA Miller |
Humanity's fate will ultimately rest on whether or not it is able to give up ancient superstition. |
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EA Miller |
Personally, I’m sick of religions masquerading as love while promoting bigotry, misogyny, xenophobia, and homophobia when in actuality they are really only serving a select group of men. |
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Akanyang Canine |
I'm stuck between "continue to educate Christians" & "Become a pastor and take their money" |
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Akanyang Canine |
If you take your time and read the whole bible, you'll come to realize that God is Satan And Satan is God. |
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EA Miller |
Religion has been used to justify slavery, deny women's reproductive rights, and permit open discrimination of gay people. It must be criticized when it infringes upon the civil rights and liberties of other individuals. |
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Ramakrishnan Gurumoorthy |
"Tell the world that you saw a ghost and it will believe. Tell that you saw god, and it won't.
And finally, it will never stop disagreeing with your atheism." [adapted] |
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EA Miller |
Televangelists = Con-artists
Feeding off desperate people to keep their opulent lifestyles for decades!
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Could be better border control:
"Are there any religions you don't follow?"
"Yes."
"Which ones?"
This gives you the option of reading from the list of religions you've brought with you. It might take a while so take sandwiches with you and something to drink. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
While NO god has ever lived, NO god will ever die.
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EA Miller |
Bible, King James Version (KJV) Matthew 7:1 “Judge not, that ye be not judged.â€
What I find especially ironic and quite humorous about this is that Christians are by far the most judgmental people I know!
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EA Miller |
It's no coincidence that god's deplorable behavior mirrors that of his creator, mankind. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Seeing as religions and the religious are far more common than the irreligious, it would appear to prove that common sense isn't quite as common as some try to make out.
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Enoch Author (admin) |
If the scientific method well practiced leads to God, then I will believe in God, but I will never abandon my belief in the scientific method for a god. - Ralph Metusi |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The all-time "Hide and Seek" Champion of the World is God. |
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Carlos Mora |
If I'm in danger I'd rather have an atheist helping me instead of a hundred believers praying for me .
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Carlos Mora |
Thank You God for loving us more than the starving people of Africa .
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Carlos Mora |
If the killer is an atheist , he hasn't God in the heart . If he is a Muslim , he is a violent terrorist . But if he is a Christian , please do not involve religion in this case.
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Science has never killed or persecuted a single person for doubting or denying its teachings, and most of these teachings have been true; but religion has murdered millions for doubting or denying her dogmas, and most of these dogmas have been false.
George P. Spencer of Lyndon Center, Vt., died in 1908 at age 83.
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Baron von Knifty |
The pope can say whatever nice, feely-good things he wants, but until child raping priests are stopped within his watch, the whole organization is nothing but scumbags. |
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James Kerins |
Show me God's will and the Devil's work and then explain to me the difference. For I can see none. |
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Baron von Knifty |
Who has been proven to kill each other, two different religious people or two Atheists? |
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| Ronald Patterson |
Could a being create the fifty billion galaxies, each with two hundred billion stars, then rejoice in the smell of burning goat flesh? |
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| Clint Murphy |
Ask yourself if no one else believed in god would you? |
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| Clint Murphy |
There will be peace on earth when all the religious people finish killing eachother. |
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| appleguy |
if god created the earth round why does is stat in the bible 'you will find your perfect women at every CORNER of the Earth' when the earth has no corners
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| NoGods4Me |
Many Christians believe the USA was founded on "Christian values". Yes, Christian values like slavery and the oppression of women, which are rampant in the bible & quite prevalent in the late 1700s. |
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| van Sloot |
Of all human stupidity praying to some invisible fictitious deity for favours must be the most laughable and pathetic... |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Add to Pledge: “One nation, under attack, from fiction.”
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| Socrates |
To find yourself, think for yourself.
–Socrates (469 BC - 399 BC)
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| Unknown |
Ironically, the best way to become an atheist, is to actually read the bible. |
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| Scott D. Weitzenhoffer |
Debating creationists on the topic of evolution is rather like trying to play chess with a pigeon; it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory. |
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| TacticalAtheist |
"Creationism doesn't require a leap of faith so much as a drunken tumble down Mount Dumbass." |
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Steve Fradkin |
"Tell people there is an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure."
George Carlin |
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| Baron von Knifty |
The church and the graveyard go together. The dead, right next to the brain dead. |
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| Unknown |
Take a book and write ridiculous "facts" on it, you get a book called "The Bible". I can't believe there are still people who think the Sun rotates around the Earth and the Earth is flat because the Bible says so. |
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| Daniel Radebaugh |
If you don't blame God for the bad things that happen to you, why thank him for the good things? |
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| Unknown |
Its more beleivable that aliens exist than god. |
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| Dr. Pervez Amir Ali Hoodbhoy |
Every religion is about absolute belief in its own superiority and the divine right to impose its version of truth upon others. |
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| John Kimak |
The bible never changes it's just all the interpretations that change...Always to suit the reader. Science is self correcting. |
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| Jordan |
The great thing about atheism is that it takes up so little of your time! |
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| Unknown |
Nature Creates Laws. Science Creates Theories. Religion Creates Myths. |
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| Unknown |
If one person is delusional, we call him insane. If thousands are delusional, we call it religion. |
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| Unknown |
If Christians are against gay marriage, then why did god make gay people. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I bet I disbelieve in more gods than you.
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| Brian Pennycook |
There will never be peace on earth until the human race evolves beyond the
concept of god. |
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