top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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Liverson Mwandawiro |
An evil tyrant will always use fear for control. |
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Pat Simons |
This massively screwed up world is, to no small extent, the work-product of people who believe in the power of prayer.
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EA Miller |
Why is it that many bookstores’ “inspirational†sections feature religious texts filled with mass-murdering, xenophobic, misogynistic, homophobic, slave-approving gods? |
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Geo Brain |
The very basis of any religion often depends upon a premise that a god can suspend, or violate the otherwise immutable laws of nature upon special requests (e.g., prayer) or upon some whim of god's will |
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EA Miller |
Catholic TV show on EWTN:
“How could you enjoy Heaven knowing family members and friends are suffering in Hell?â€
-question from studio audience
“Just because the family outcast can’t make it to a celebration, doesn’t mean you should enjoy it any less.â€
-TV priest and host of the show
“In other words, to Hell with them, let’s party!â€
-Me
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EA Miller |
Religion is ignorance on steroids. |
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Pat Simons |
Faith is like a rhinoceros. The rhinoceros does no useful work for you, but commands an inordinate amount of one's attention at close quarters. |
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Ignasi Reches |
Theist: I have proof that God exists.
Atheist: Ok, let's see it.
Theist: Just look around you.
Atheist: "He hits his head against the wall." |
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ךות××” צמזבץ |
God of mercy killed people with a flood then sent his son to redeem them so that they can rise on the day of judgement and face judgement and die by fire one more time.
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ךות××” צמזבץ |
Christians actually pray to live longer in a sinful world than die prematurely and be with God forever. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Is this the answer to the flat or round Earth debate? There are LOTS of flat planets out there in the solar system.
However, we can't see them all 'cos some of them are edge on to the Earth. |
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Pat Simons |
It is infinitely better to admit one doesn't know something, than it is to claim knowledge one could not possibly possess. Religious people, the clergy in particular, excel at the latter. |
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EA Miller |
Humanity’s only hope is humanity. There are no gods. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Believers' will make claim that their god is spiritual and at the same time make claim that their god can speak and can also design and build.
How come their god can form IDEAS without having a brain?
How come their god can SPEAK without having vocal cords?
How come their god can MOVE things without having bone muscle and sinew?
I'm just an old man but I'll challenge any of their gods to a 'best of three' arm wrestling match to be followed by a 'best of three' at tic-tac-toe.
And then we finish off with a KARAOKE singing contest. |
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Akanyang Canine |
All religions have issues with each other. You see why I have issues with Religions? |
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Sam Hill |
Seek the light of knowledge, but be careful, you may encounter the light of ignorance that can blind you. |
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Glenn Tant |
"The fundamentalist condemns me in one sentence, the “Jesus is love†liberal takes about three and a half pages to get the job done" |
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EA Miller |
Religion:
When common sense and rationality have left the building! |
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Pat Simons |
There is not a single idea expressed in the bible that could not have been produced by the minds of the people who wrote it. |
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EA Miller |
Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and forever. -Hebrews 13:8
A fictional character! |
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EA Miller |
The gods of the universe
I know them by name
Somehow different, somehow the same
Taking credit for the beauty
But horrendous no blame
Reflections of men who created them
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Enoch Author (admin) |
In seeking to satisfy your spirit’s hunger, beware the berry of religion proferred by the clergyman. It is poison. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Banging your head against a brick wall will make you realise what the enlightened are up against when trying to enlighten the brainwashed. |
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EA Miller |
Dog owner: “Sit†“Obey†“Fetchâ€
Catholic priest: “Sit†“Obey†“Gather new parishioners†(Fetch)
Interesting…
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Tim McAfee |
People who are excited to die are hardly the ones that should be telling you how to live. |
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osirisnut |
"The study of theology, as it stands in christian churches, is the study of nothing; it is founded on nothing; it rests on nothing; it proceeds by no authorities; it has no data; it can demonstrate nothing." Thomas Paine |
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osirisnut |
Beware of old men in long dresses promising you heaven in return for money. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Stupidity may turn an atheist to religion but it will never bring a religious man to atheism. - Ralph Metusi |
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D.G. Hildreth |
I find it nearly impossible for an Atheist, who is driven by truth and reason, to win the mind of a religious person, who is driven by faith and supernatural belief. It's like bringing a knife to a magic wand fight. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
The universe is a great mystery. You can make up as many happy and flattering stories about the mystery as you want. They are still just stories -- and the mystery is still a mystery. Observation # 502) |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Evil can't be scientifically defined: it's an illusory moral concept that doesn't exist in nature. Its origins and connotations have been inextricably been linked to religion and mythology.• Spencer Reid |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
The great religions are the ships, Poets the life boats. Every sane person I know has jumped overboard. - Hafiz of Persia |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
• Plato |
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osirisnut |
Dad why are we christian and not muslim?. Son that's because the Portuguese invaded us first. |
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peter broad |
Can`t eat pork, can`t drink alcohol, can`t look at a naked woman, Thank God I`m an atheist. |
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osirisnut |
Priests, preachers and pastors and the rest of the religious fraternity all say. You will only get into heaven if you love your fellow man and in the next breath they say, you will not get into heaven if you reeeally love your fellow man. The religious are so used to practicing their sacred bigotry and holy hatred that they believe their disgusting behaviour is right. |
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Irene Wendy Stehr |
"Faith is often the boast of the man who is too lazy to investigate."
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osirisnut |
The scripture says if thine eye offends then pluck it out, if thine hand offends then cut it off. You don't see many one eyed one handed priests, monks or nuns walking about, they obviously don't practice what they preach. |
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osirisnut |
Some people say that the catholic church is the caring, compassionate and loving church and some people tell the truth. |
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lee branson |
i believe in the separation of church and planet. |
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lee branson |
the doubt of your faith is not your god testing you. it is your rationality trying to emerge and free you. |
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lee branson |
if jesus could heal a blind man he happened to meet, then why not heal blindness? |
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Carlos Mora |
Holy Bible Warning: contains verses advocating suicide, incest, beastiality, sexual activity in a violent context, murder, morbid violence, revenge, human rights violations and atrocities. Inappropriate for children.
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Baron von Knifty |
A god that wastes time and effort catering to silly religions while children are dying is of no use at all.
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Dr. Idel Dreimer, www.lumpenbangenpiano.com |
Beware those who claim to know the "mind of God;" they are deluded or evil, fools or liars. |
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Carlos Boadicea |
People who believe in the power of prayer should drop their health insurance. |
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Pia Lynn |
There is no purpose. You live, you die. That's it! |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. -
Mark Twain |
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Ricardo Ferrari |
The freewill that god give us is worse than the freewill from a dictatorial government. If you disobey a dictatorial government you will be tortured for quite some time, but if you disobey god you will burn forever in hell. |
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| M.R. |
I only believe in one god, and that god is me.. I don't pray, I do, when something bad happens I don't blame god I blame myself, when something good happens, I don't thank god I thank myself.. my thoughts will only judge me, I choose where I want to end up.. good or bad we are all gods of our selfs.. religion was made to lead the ignorant, now that we don't need it, we follow a new religion which is education. |
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Pat Simons |
Religion and morality do not automatically exclude each other, but they are very far from being the same thing. |
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Pat Simons |
If random chance is the baseline, then religion has a success rate of zero. |
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Pat Simons |
We are not the special creation of any god. We are not a planned outcome. We are what happened, and we celebrate ourselves at our peril. |
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EA Miller |
Why is it that self-proclaimed "pro-lifers" only seem to care about fetuses and forced birth? Their "pro-life" agenda somehow ignores real pro-life issues such as gun control, universal healthcare, a livable wage for all, senseless wars, spousal abuse, incompetent leaders who endanger entire populations, and kids living in damn cages! |
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EA Miller |
Today I listened to a TV priest say that if a woman is impregnated by a rapist, she is still "not permitted by God" to have an abortion. Catholicism is horrifying, misogynistic cult and needs to be disbanded. |
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EA Miller |
Right now, shameless, hypocritical mega-church pastors are in hiding at home waiting for science to save them from the coronavirus while at the same time showing reruns of sermons on TV and asking for donations from their ridiculously gullible flocks. |
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osirisnut |
With the COVID 19 virus spreading around the world, God is conspicuous ( yet again ) by its absence, it's as if it doesn't exist. |
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osirisnut |
The Catholic Church has closed the holy healing waters of Lourdes due to the covid 19 virus. The irony is lost on them. |
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osirisnut |
Religious praying doesn't work and miracles don't happen. What all religions do excel at though are deception and organized crime. |
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osirisnut |
Science in a religious school. Teacher, what causes thunder? It's caused by God being angry with boys and girls that have sinned. Teacher, how are babies made? God makes all babies of course. Here endeth the lesson. |
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