top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| NoGodNoProblem |
The eyes of the world are upon us; we must not let religion close them |
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| Ethan Strong |
I'd rather trust a man in a lab coat rather than a man who gets me up early every Sunday morning to apologize for being human. |
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| Christian The Atheist |
I might have lost my faith but I gained my mind. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
I’d rather believe I evolved from apes than to look at a pile of mud and ask, “Grandpa?” |
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| Unknown |
the awkward moment when an atheist sneezes and some one says "god bless you" |
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| Unknown |
He who prays gains nothing but loses days
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| NoGods4Me |
To say that atheists “believe in nothing” is just a false assumption.
Atheists believe in many things based on empirical evidence, not blind faith.
Therefore, atheists do not believe in god(s).
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| Baron von Knifty |
Religion has never set anyone free, but we know for a fact it has set quite a large number of people on fire. |
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| CHRIS J |
On the first day, man created god. On the second day, he adorned god with all human Characters. On the third day, he started worshipping the god. On the fourth day, he started selling this god to fellow men and some weak men accepted his god. On the fifth day, they started killing those who reject this god. On the sixth day they started to exploit those who accept the god. On the seventh day, man rested. |
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| The Invisible Man |
If God existed and really loved me , he'd let me go |
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| Unknown |
I'm not afraid to die because when I'm dead, I won't even know it. NO PAIN, NO HURT, NO FEAR, TOTAL PEACE. |
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| Clint Murphy |
Christians would never fly planes into buildings. No they just invade country's, burn men women and children at the stake, discriminate against gays, women, other races, other religions, and anyone else that disagrees with them all in the precious name of jesus. |
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| Isaac Asimov |
Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.
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| Catherine |
Creationists are often offended when evolutionists suggest they evolved from monkeys, but have no problem being told they were made from dirt. |
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| Rabboleth |
Why do atheists talk so much about religion? Well, if you're hip deep in alligators, it's hard not to mention them now and then. |
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| Unknown |
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. That pretty much sums up man and religion. |
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| Hugo Boss |
For the supposed author and protector of human life and dignity the god of the bible sure gets up to a whole lot of slaughtering and killing to humor himself.. |
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| Unknown |
To Do List:
1. Go to bank, steal some money
2. Go to gated community, break into a big house
3. Pass by mall, jack a car
4. Go to neighbors, have sex with wife
5. Go to church, confess
(Now i'm forgiven, no worries about going to hell) |
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Dee Jay |
I hear people say "they found jesus". Why does this jesus dude get lost so much, and why would you want to follow him? Seems obvious to me he will lead you in the wrong direction! |
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| Brian Jones |
When one person has delusions they call it mental illness. When many have delusions they call it religion. |
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| NoGods4Me |
Many people believe there is a god because that is how they were raised and they have never been exposed to any opinions that challenge that belief. Therefore they don't know any better. How sad. |
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| Fred Maroun |
Each religion is about a group of people, most of whom are otherwise sensible and wise, who collectively decide to suspend all reason in order to satisfy a deep-seated insecurity |
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| Thomas Paine |
The study of theology, as it stands in the Christian churches, is the study of nothing; it is founded on nothing; it rests on no principles; it proceeds by no authority; it has no data; it can demonstrate nothing; and it admits of no conclusion. |
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| Graham Griffin |
Thanks to the writings of Mr Dawkins, a whole new universe has opened before me. I no longer have to worry about my eternal damnation, and can get on with enjoying my one and only life to the full. |
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Nim |
Being a Catholic doesn't stop you from sinning, it stops you from enjoying it. |
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| Missy |
If Jesus was to do his spiritual events today as he did when he lived, then he would have been considered a crazy person in an institution. |
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| ruda |
"Religon and delusion mean the same thing in a sense. One man's religon is another man's delusion." |
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| Johann Wolfgang von Goethe |
The one, who has science, does not require religion |
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| Sam Dorf |
If god actually existed, he would need to make a whole lot of people some fucking apologies... |
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Alan Harvey |
Evolution says "We're all winners!" Religion says "We're all sinners!" |
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Diane Fadden |
Prayer is what people do to feel better about not lifting a finger to actually do something helpful or useful. |
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| donnie |
The number one requirement of faith is willful ignorance. |
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| Carla |
I'm not anti-religion, I'm pro-reality. |
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| Sparkpaw |
Why the hell do you think that God will answer your petty prayer when he doesn't even answer those of people starving, poor, and helpless around the world? Oh, right. You have money. |
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Diane Fadden |
In the beginning there was a lot of scary things going on that man didn't know. So man said, "let there be God," and it was so. |
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Steve McGuire |
The rapture will take all the believers off the Earth? Suddenly I like this God person. |
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Bertrand Russell |
Religion is based, I think, primarily and mainly upon fear. |
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| Happy_in_theory |
Science is wrong according to you ,the world was created by God: But when did god ever cure all your diseases, give you computers or build cars? |
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| Owen Dean |
If we allow religion to speak and take over, we will be damning humanity to the Dark Ages once again. |
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richard dawkins |
We should be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brain falls out |
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| bumper sticker |
you keep beleiveing... we'll keep evolving |
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| CHites |
What is God? God is the cavemans answer to where the fire came from. If I was lightning I would want to kick some ass. |
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| Colin Bridge |
I cringe when someone says something such as: "Sadly,ten children died in the bus crash. Six were saved thanks to God."
Is He afraid of a bit of overtime?
Colin Bridge. |
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| Jacob Denning |
Wanting something better is a sin called greed so isn't wanting to go to heaven instead of hell greedy as well? |
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| Mayson Miller-Thompson |
What has this world come to that we need a book, thousands of years old, to tell us whats right and wrong? To tell us how to run our lives? To make us willing to do anything for this 'God' in fear of what waits at the end. |
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| Dan [censored] |
now tell me good sir, is it god that makes fools, or fools that make gods? |
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| Lambros Pelekanos |
The Lord gave us hands in order to pray to him, gave us feet in order to kneel before him, gave us mouth in order to say His divine words.Why exactly did he give us brain? |
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| agnemo |
Some people believe in God because they want answers. But how do they expect to find answers while claiming they already know them?
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| Unknown |
If he wasn't the pope, would his opinon matter? But then, he is the head of the very same church who protects pedophiles. I could care less what a person who puts religion above the welfare of people has to say. The day the Pope cures HIV/AIDS by waving his hand over a pile of crackers is the day I'll consider his opinion as anything more than socially irresponsible and delusional balderdash. He should just stick to being driven around waving and smiling. He isn't qualified to do anything else. Or maybe we should ask witchdoctors for their opinions as well. They would be just as legitimate. |
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Robert G. Ingersoll |
This crime called blasphemy was invented by priests for the purpose of defending doctrines not able to take care of themselves |
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Varshit Mungi |
If you believe in god,there is no meaning for mankind.If you believe in god,there will be no discoveries in cosmos |
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EA Miller |
Odd how billions of people around the world have prayed to a multitude of different "all-powerful" deities to stop the Coronavirus with absolutely no results. It's almost as if they're all make-believe! |
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osirisnut |
It's a fact all priests, monks and nuns are celibate. But in name only. |
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osirisnut |
What do priests, monks, and nuns do when their children turn out to be LGBTQ or heaven forbid WITCHES? |
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osirisnut |
Catholic priests talk a lot but say very little, and the little they do say is bullshit. They should practice a vow of silence instead of celibacy. Obviously celibacy doesn't work. Hey, preachers, leave them kids alone. |
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osirisnut |
Trump the clown-in-chief of America is an outstanding Christian that Dope Francis will be so pleased to have as a role model for Christianity. |
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Pat Simons |
If everyone actually thought about their religion, there would be a lot more atheists. |
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EA Miller |
God didn’t tell anyone to stay home during the coronavirus outbreak, medical science did that based on empirical research and testing. |
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EA Miller |
"Depression is a sign of unbelief." -TV pastor Keith Moore (who obviously doesn't know shit about mental health). |
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EA Miller |
Christian Colleges:
Once you start combining fairy-tale with science and history, you can no longer call yourself an educational institution!
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