top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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osirisnut |
That brutal bitch of Calcutta is to be made a saint. Just proves that I was correct when I wrote earlier: "How many priests, monks and nuns have there been over the centuries who have done evil acts and been called saints by the catholic church?" |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Shit is what unites us. We can stumble across shit at every moment, step in it, slip on it. Shit follows us wherever we go, shit waits patiently on our doorstep. And religion alone is the magic formula that can transform shit into gold. - Ralph Metusi with apologies to Dubravka, (Thank You for Not Reading) |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
An atheist gets far more truth from objective thinking than a religious man gets from the Bible. - Ralph Metusi |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Religion swirls in a tornado of guilt, shame and despair, while atheism floats In the breeze of truth - John Aubrey |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
The word of God was spread to untold millions, and so millions remained untold. - John Aubrey |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Religion is easily the most destructive of the non-pharmaceutical narcotics; it is addictive, can momentarily ease pain and separates the victim from reality. - John Aubrey |
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osirisnut |
The christians will be getting themselves into a praying frenzy shortly, soon it will be christmyth time. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Criminal: a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a religion - Ralph Metusi |
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Lee Ayers |
From the age of 10 I was raised as an evangelical Christian. When I got older I studied the bible and began to understand it. As a result I became an atheist. |
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osirisnut |
The holy scriptures are stuffed with such madness, nonsense and contradiction that i admire the stupidity of the world in being so long deluded by them. Thomas Aikenhead 1696. Murdered by religion in 1697. |
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osirisnut |
And the three men i admire the most. Charles Darwin, Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
If it looks like shit, sounds like shit, smells like shit, is worth shit and all the evidence points towards it being shit: it’s most definitely religion. Attributed by an unidentified person to Bob Hope |
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Carlos Mora |
At the end of the movie " NOAH " there is a very appropriate quote: All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to Real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental . |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
God created a number of possibilities in case some of his prototypes failed - that is the meaning of evolution.
Graham Greene |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Dance your pain, sing your sorrows, because there is nothing else tomorrow.• Santosh Kalwar |
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osirisnut |
There are buildings [monasteries and nunneries] in nearly every country in the world, that are filled with monks and nuns, whose sole purpose in life is praying all day everyday. What mind-numbing stupidity. |
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Mario Covarrubias |
The Lord is not my Shepherd, for I am not a sheep. |
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Charles Antell |
Does god exist?
There's a short answer and a long answer.
Short answer: No.
Long answer: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. |
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osirisnut |
The religious will be getting themselves into a praying frenzy shortly, it will soon be christmyth time again. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Where there are gaps in knowledge, religion tends to seep in.
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Carlos Mora |
• The existence of religion makes a great deal of sense : It has been the best way to earn money from idiots .
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Enoch Author (admin) |
calling atheism a religion is like calling a freedom from disease a sickness. - Ralph Metusi |
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lee branson |
until humanity stops crediting imaginary beings for it's accomplishments, it will never take responsibility for it's atrocities. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I've just completed a hike Coast to Coast in UK. I discovered along the way that SOME places previously of worship had been turned into youth hostels to provide sheltered accommodation for the hiker. I stayed two nights in such a place.
http://www.askatheists.com/core/scripts/entryViewer.php?ID=84126&featuringUser=2807
What a bloody good idea! Let's have ALL places of worship(?) put to better use. At least they would be doing something worthwhile with these wastes of space constructions.
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dalhar20 (youtube user) |
Can something be created from nothing, theists ask me. Well you sure created your belief from no evidence, so yes it can. |
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Baron von Knifty |
If prayer can’t save nine million children every year from starving to death, why do you think it will work for your petty complaints?
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Clay Pigeon |
Prayer is the act of talking to oneself, either verbally or mentally and expecting some type of answer or reaction. |
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Davo Yumpus |
Christians will tell you that, according to The Bible, the earth is only 6000 years old... Then they take their kids to the Dinosaur Exhibit  |
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Baron von Knifty |
“As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice.â€
Adolph Hitler: from a speech in Munich–April 12, 1922.
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| Baron von Knifty |
All this religious uproar about gays and abortion is specifically designed to distract us away from the child-raping clergy.
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| Lawrence Krauss |
I’ve two choices....I do the Heimlich maneuver or I pray for you.... Which do you want me to do? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
"Nothing in life is certain, except death and taxes." (Benjamin Franklin).
I'd like to extend that small list by including the certainty that NO gods exist or have ever existed. |
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| Dopee |
You pray to your god. I give to the needy. Hands that help are far better than lips that pray. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Piety is directly proportional to stupidity. |
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| Unknown |
Humanity won't wake up until the last religion is put to sleep. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Isn’t it hilarious when you realize that Groundhog’s Day is more truthful than Christmas. There is evidence for both the groundhog and its shadow.
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| UnknownJohn W.... |
Faith is just a substitute for common sense |
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Baron von Knifty
Witch burnings are still happening in Kenya. If you are a true xian you should leave America and go to Kenya so you will be closer to the teachings of your god. |
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| Shail |
Religion, mainly is driven by a fear of the afterlife. |
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| mrp |
# The Bible – A Fairytale book of rules brainwashing millions. Obliviously used to help create war, kill, hate, judge and discriminate. – Anonymous |
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| Paizleigh |
The belief that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Yeah,makes perfect sense. |
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| Jose Razo |
Religion "rewards" you for being what they say you should be. It often punishes you for being who you really are. If you are not your self, who are you? |
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| Jack shietty |
Give a man a gift, he will rejoice. Give a man a gift and a god, he will pray for more gifts. Give a man a god, and there will be no gift. |
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| Joseph C. O'Regan |
I am a God fearing man...God and the crazy followers scare the shit out of me. |
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To most Christians, the Bible is like a Software license. Nobody actually reads
it. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree."
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Nim |
How long would it have taken a totally christian world to reach the moon?, as thinking the world was flat, they wouldn't have been to America yet. |
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| IDKCHICKEN? |
When you understand why you dismmiss all other gods, you'll understand why I dismiss your own. |
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| Silas gregori |
Whoever invented religion is a mastermind. Nothing else has done a better job of subjugating nearly the entire human race. |
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| NoGods4Me |
Religion is just another name for Mythology. Greek Mythology is no different than Christian or Muslim Mythology...just a lot of BS. Except, Greek Mythology had more interesting characters. |
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| Unknown |
A human with a bible is about as useful as a fish with a bicycle. |
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EA Miller |
Religious leaders have fought adamantly against education for centuries because education removes the childish need for superstitious beliefs. |
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EA Miller |
Yes, by all means choose Christianity because it's so much wiser to believe in talking snakes and donkeys, 7-headed dragons and witches, that man was created from dust and woman from a rib, and to go all in on your beliefs with absolutely no contemporaneous history to back up any of them than to simply take a rational look at your surroundings! |
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EA Miller |
Prolife TV priest Mitch Pacwa commenting on the excessive gun violence in the United States: “The only gun control I need is to make sure I hit what I’m aiming it.†(laughs) |
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Pat Simons |
Imagine a world where your eternal salvation depended upon your understanding of quantum mechanics. Sophisticated theology is no easier to understand and unlike science, puts forward no testable evidence or consistent argument. |
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EA Miller |
You should not be allowed to call yourself a “charitable organization†if you helping people involves indoctrinating them into your cult. |
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EA Miller |
If man is the greatest of all of god’s creations, then why would the Earth be a so much better place to live without him? The remaining animals would breathe fresher air, have seemingly endless resources, there would be no senseless wars, greed wouldn’t even be a thing, and what beautiful habitats they’d have! |
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EA Miller |
“We have a chapter on atheists and other hostiles.â€
-street evangelist speaking on “Life on the Rockâ€, a Catholic TV program
My guess is that anyone who doesn't buy his hogwash is a "hostile!" |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Statistics show that non -believers stand as much chance of surviving disasters as believers.
That's gotta mean something. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
God is the puppet master and we are his puppets. Time to cut some strings.
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EA Miller |
For Lent, I think Catholics should give up “science denial†for 40 days. It might be tough, but it also could be enlightening! |
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