top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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Carlos Mora |
At the end of the movie " NOAH " there is a very appropriate quote: All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to Real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental . |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
God created a number of possibilities in case some of his prototypes failed - that is the meaning of evolution.
Graham Greene |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Dance your pain, sing your sorrows, because there is nothing else tomorrow.• Santosh Kalwar |
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osirisnut |
There are buildings [monasteries and nunneries] in nearly every country in the world, that are filled with monks and nuns, whose sole purpose in life is praying all day everyday. What mind-numbing stupidity. |
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Mario Covarrubias |
The Lord is not my Shepherd, for I am not a sheep. |
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Charles Antell |
Does god exist?
There's a short answer and a long answer.
Short answer: No.
Long answer: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. |
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osirisnut |
The religious will be getting themselves into a praying frenzy shortly, it will soon be christmyth time again. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Where there are gaps in knowledge, religion tends to seep in.
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Carlos Mora |
• The existence of religion makes a great deal of sense : It has been the best way to earn money from idiots .
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Enoch Author (admin) |
calling atheism a religion is like calling a freedom from disease a sickness. - Ralph Metusi |
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lee branson |
until humanity stops crediting imaginary beings for it's accomplishments, it will never take responsibility for it's atrocities. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I've just completed a hike Coast to Coast in UK. I discovered along the way that SOME places previously of worship had been turned into youth hostels to provide sheltered accommodation for the hiker. I stayed two nights in such a place.
http://www.askatheists.com/core/scripts/entryViewer.php?ID=84126&featuringUser=2807
What a bloody good idea! Let's have ALL places of worship(?) put to better use. At least they would be doing something worthwhile with these wastes of space constructions.
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dalhar20 (youtube user) |
Can something be created from nothing, theists ask me. Well you sure created your belief from no evidence, so yes it can. |
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Baron von Knifty |
If prayer can’t save nine million children every year from starving to death, why do you think it will work for your petty complaints?
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Clay Pigeon |
Prayer is the act of talking to oneself, either verbally or mentally and expecting some type of answer or reaction. |
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Davo Yumpus |
Christians will tell you that, according to The Bible, the earth is only 6000 years old... Then they take their kids to the Dinosaur Exhibit  |
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Baron von Knifty |
“As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice.â€
Adolph Hitler: from a speech in Munich–April 12, 1922.
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| TheraminTrees |
People who don't want you to think are never your friend. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
All this religious uproar about gays and abortion is specifically designed to distract us away from the child-raping clergy.
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| Lawrence Krauss |
I’ve two choices....I do the Heimlich maneuver or I pray for you.... Which do you want me to do? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
"Nothing in life is certain, except death and taxes." (Benjamin Franklin).
I'd like to extend that small list by including the certainty that NO gods exist or have ever existed. |
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| Dopee |
You pray to your god. I give to the needy. Hands that help are far better than lips that pray. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Piety is directly proportional to stupidity. |
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| Unknown |
Humanity won't wake up until the last religion is put to sleep. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Isn’t it hilarious when you realize that Groundhog’s Day is more truthful than Christmas. There is evidence for both the groundhog and its shadow.
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| UnknownJohn W.... |
Faith is just a substitute for common sense |
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Baron von Knifty
Witch burnings are still happening in Kenya. If you are a true xian you should leave America and go to Kenya so you will be closer to the teachings of your god. |
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| Shail |
Religion, mainly is driven by a fear of the afterlife. |
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| mrp |
# The Bible – A Fairytale book of rules brainwashing millions. Obliviously used to help create war, kill, hate, judge and discriminate. – Anonymous |
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| Paizleigh |
The belief that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Yeah,makes perfect sense. |
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| Jose Razo |
Religion "rewards" you for being what they say you should be. It often punishes you for being who you really are. If you are not your self, who are you? |
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| Jack shietty |
Give a man a gift, he will rejoice. Give a man a gift and a god, he will pray for more gifts. Give a man a god, and there will be no gift. |
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| Joseph C. O'Regan |
I am a God fearing man...God and the crazy followers scare the shit out of me. |
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| blogger |
To most Christians, the Bible is like a Software license. Nobody actually reads
it. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree."
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Nim |
How long would it have taken a totally christian world to reach the moon?, as thinking the world was flat, they wouldn't have been to America yet. |
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| IDKCHICKEN? |
When you understand why you dismmiss all other gods, you'll understand why I dismiss your own. |
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| Silas gregori |
Whoever invented religion is a mastermind. Nothing else has done a better job of subjugating nearly the entire human race. |
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| NoGods4Me |
Religion is just another name for Mythology. Greek Mythology is no different than Christian or Muslim Mythology...just a lot of BS. Except, Greek Mythology had more interesting characters. |
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| Unknown |
A human with a bible is about as useful as a fish with a bicycle. |
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| George W. Foote |
It will yet be the proud boast of women that they never contributed a line to the Bible. |
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Fly Liberation Front |
Stem cell research means destroying an embryo consisting of approx 150 cells. The brain of a fly is made up of 100,000 cells. So, all you religious twats, stop murdering innocent flies! |
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| Calliope Muse |
If you believe in a god simply because "everyone else" does, proves only that you have the "herd mentality" of a lemming. It doesn't prove that your god exists. |
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| Sam Harris - The End of Faith |
A man's faith is just a subset of his beliefs about the world: beliefs about matters of ultimate concern that we, as a culture, have told him he need not justify... |
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| Vladimir Lenin |
Give me a child for the first 5 years of his life and he will be mine forever. |
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Friedrich Nietzsche |
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. |
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Bertrand Russell |
"It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this."
"Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so."
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."
"What the world needs is not dogma but an attitude of scientific inquiry combined with a belief that the torture of millions is not desirable, whether inflicted by Stalin or by a Deity imagined in the likeness of the believer."
"Not to be certain is, I think, one of the essential things in rationality."
"Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones." |
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Alan Harvey |
I travelled over land and sea, consulted the wisest from all religions. I meditated... fasted... took vows of silence and celibacy, punishing my body for all sin. And now I know in my heart the ultimate truth... religion is a load of bollocks. |
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| Unknown |
Why pick on Catholicism? Because the Catholic Church insists that it has the monopoly on morality and because it endeavours through political power to impose its morality on all.
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Dave Thomas |
In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.
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Esiah Zakite |
If everyone in the middle east suddenly became atheists... peace would break out. They'd all get together and have a good laugh (and many tears) admitting how stupidly they'd behaved over a bit of desert and a few ancient myths. |
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EA Miller |
Religious leaders have fought adamantly against education for centuries because education removes the childish need for superstitious beliefs. |
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EA Miller |
Yes, by all means choose Christianity because it's so much wiser to believe in talking snakes and donkeys, 7-headed dragons and witches, that man was created from dust and woman from a rib, and to go all in on your beliefs with absolutely no contemporaneous history to back up any of them than to simply take a rational look at your surroundings! |
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EA Miller |
Prolife TV priest Mitch Pacwa commenting on the excessive gun violence in the United States: “The only gun control I need is to make sure I hit what I’m aiming it.†(laughs) |
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Pat Simons |
Imagine a world where your eternal salvation depended upon your understanding of quantum mechanics. Sophisticated theology is no easier to understand and unlike science, puts forward no testable evidence or consistent argument. |
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EA Miller |
You should not be allowed to call yourself a “charitable organization†if you helping people involves indoctrinating them into your cult. |
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EA Miller |
If man is the greatest of all of god’s creations, then why would the Earth be a so much better place to live without him? The remaining animals would breathe fresher air, have seemingly endless resources, there would be no senseless wars, greed wouldn’t even be a thing, and what beautiful habitats they’d have! |
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EA Miller |
“We have a chapter on atheists and other hostiles.â€
-street evangelist speaking on “Life on the Rockâ€, a Catholic TV program
My guess is that anyone who doesn't buy his hogwash is a "hostile!" |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Statistics show that non -believers stand as much chance of surviving disasters as believers.
That's gotta mean something. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
God is the puppet master and we are his puppets. Time to cut some strings.
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EA Miller |
For Lent, I think Catholics should give up “science denial†for 40 days. It might be tough, but it also could be enlightening! |
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