top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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Harry Armpit |
Religion is a sign of the deep-felt human yearning to find the ultimate meaning of life... unfortunately religion is also the finest example of our ability to believe just about anything, even if it's complete and utter bollocks. |
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| Allah Verpint |
We are the only species intelligent enough to understand that death is inevitable, and the only species stupid enough to think that delusion is the best way of dealing with it! |
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| Navneeth D |
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. |
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| Jack Pritchard |
Religion only persists because adults impose their beliefs on impressionable children.
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| Buenaventura Durruti |
The Only Church That Illuminates Is A Burning Church |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Until humans can shed their weakness for religion they have no right to call themselves civilized. Civilized people do not live lives based on superstitions and fairy tales, nor would they ever commit to war and kill people because of them.
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Ntbaby Ntbaby |
Just becase I'm an Athiest, it doesn't mean I'm a bad person |
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| Martin Lee |
The religious preach tollorance yet show non to the wise. |
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| Calliope Muse |
Atheists don't believe in Satan either...as he's just another fictional character in the Buy-Bull. |
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| C.F. Lloyd |
The Man-made sky god of the old testament is at best incompetent, and at worst a vile, sexist, racist, child abusing and psychotic son-of-a-bitch. |
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| Unknown |
The philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. The theologian is the man who finds it. |
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Douglas Adams |
Why can't we see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? |
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| anonymous |
Surgeon General's Warning: Quitting Religion Now Greatly Increases the Chances of World Peace |
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| Robert |
If I say there is an invisible pink unicorn in my backyard, it is not the role of the doubter to prove that it does not exist. Rather, I should have to prove that my unicorn does exist. |
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| Thomas |
I'm an atheist because God equipped me with a brain. |
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| Tiberius C. Costea |
Logic and reason reject the possibility of the existence of a "spiritual" world.As any educated person (especially in the matters of the brain functions) knows,that the conciousness mainly the self-awareness part of it, is produced by the brain. Self-awareness being described as the exact awareness of the existence of ones self; being aware of ones self at any chosen time of the subject, and being able to produce the awareness in an instant.Or by the decomposion of the brain after the demise of the physical body,any function of the brain dies along with it.Knowing this it would not be possible to be aware of ones self in a so called dimension that does not include any material aspect,(the brain in this particular case)because "The spiritual" as defined by the believers is some sort of dimension that is opossed to the physical world,and does not include the laws of physics nor the most basic natural laws such as space,time,matter,gravity.Even if it would be possible to achieve such futile nonsense, once on the otherside, the first human impulse is the self-positioning of ones self.The first question that rises inside ones head after wakeing up from a deep state of unconciousness is "Where Am I".Ofcourse such question would be nonsense in a world that contains no space; not to mention that an individual needs at least one milisecond to become aware and to ask himself that first positioning question.This would ofcourse require time.But According to the believers this feature is also missing from the "spiritual" world.So as you can see all this is logical and rational scientific thinking that no believer bothers to do for himself.One more proof that reason destroys blind and foolish faith. |
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| Unknown |
Given the choices of religion, you either have an eternity in torment or an eternity repeating one thing. I'm perfectly fine with nonexistance. |
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| St. Peter |
You were a believer, yes. But you skipped the not-being-a-jerk-about-it part. |
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| Christian (the non-christian) |
God is like a silent fart, you can't see it, you can't hear it but, you smell the bullshit when it hits |
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| Picket Fences |
Religions are like farts. Yours is good, but everyone else's stinks. |
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| Aravind Chandrasekaran |
They, who don't believe in themselves believe in god. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Blind faith or wide-eyed science. What’s your money on?
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| Maurice Dorman |
Some people mistake delusions for knowledge. |
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| David Viaene |
Freedom of religion can go jump, I want freedom from religion! |
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| Maurice Dorman |
Remember when god hated black people? |
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| David Powers |
Sure, I'll believe in god. But I'll do it on my deathbed, when it's not such a waste of time. |
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| atheist. |
we're not going to hell. we're going to a crematorium. |
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| Jake |
Imagination and creativity saved men, but also killed men. |
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| W |
A new born child grabs after the mothers chest. A confused human does the same for religion. |
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| Francois Marie Arouet "Voltaire" |
"Every sensible man, every honorable man, must hold the Christian sect in horror." |
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| David J. Constable |
Astronauts get along in Space. Aquanauts get along in the Oceans. It's the huge section in the middle that seems to be the sticky part. |
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| Jesper |
The bible was written by people who didn´t knew better. |
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Fred Vans |
God is like a weather man. Even if he fails to come through time after time, somehow, he still keeps his job. |
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George Carlin |
Christians must be sick in the head. Only someone who hates himself could possibly think of the pleasures of masturbation as self-abuse.
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| Jesus Christ |
I would play hockey, but I always keep getting nailed against the boards. :/ |
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| Modified off the net |
Your God walked on water, but Neil Armstrong walked on the Moon. Your God needs to learn some new tricks. |
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| Christopher Ian King |
"Christianity would see you be kind to your fellow man from fear of punishment or promise of reward. An Atheist is kind simply because he wants to be. " |
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Richard Dawkins |
The idea of a divine creator belittles the elegant reality of the Universe |
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Mark Isaak (admin) |
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING AN ATHEIST IF YOU WANT TO BE AN ATHEIST. THAT SOME PEOPLE DISAPPROVE ONLY SHOWS THAT THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH RELIGIOUS BIGOTS |
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| Mathew Cox |
......and the winner of Best Fiction, "The Bible"!" |
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| Herman Cronje |
Christians contend that morals come from a religious belief. They often forget that their god impregnated his own mother. |
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| The Invisible Man |
God , like beauty , is in the eye of the beholder |
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| Chris D. |
Religion is like a penis. It's ok to have one, and it is ok to be proud of it. But don't pull it out in public and start waving it around, and don't you DARE try to shove it down my kid's throats. |
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Religion is based on mans fear of death
For those to scared to accept there is no afterlife there is false promises in religion. |
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| Unknown |
Let me get this straight... I'm going to hell even though I do no believe in it? |
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| Unknown |
Why be born again when you can just grow up? |
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| Jatheist |
God is an adults santa clause. |
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| Anne Teekryst |
Now that scientists have created 'sperm', all we have to do is start making babies that die for no reason plus a few diseases to wipe out the world's poor and we can safely say god is out of a job! |
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| Colin Bridge |
On winning the US Masters, Zach Johnson said that God was with him all the way during the final round. I still wonder why God was playing golf on a Sunday while a little boy was burning to death in a house fire in Australia |
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| Jacob Denning |
People have killed stole and destroyed in religions name but an atheist has never in atheism's name and yet religion is seen as morally superior. |
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EA Miller |
The almighty Jesus didn’t have a clue about the importance of handwashing and germs. He made it clear that he believed that “evil†and "sin" were the root causes of illness. |
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Pat Simons |
Why do the terminally religious always assume they're entitled to a say in other people's personal decision making? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
He who sees wrong being done and yet ignores it is also a wrongdoer. |
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Akanyang Canine |
ISN'T IT ODD THAT GOD CAN ONLY DO THINGS WE HUMANS CAN DO OURSELVES WITHOUT PRAYING? THINGS LIKE GETTING JOBS, BECOMING RICH, AND CURING DISEASES WE CAN CURE OURSELVES LIKE FLU, TB, SMALLPOX, MALARIA, HOOKWORM ETC... BUT WHEN IT COMES TO THINGS WE HUMANS CAN'T STOP OR CURE LIKE TSUNAMIS & HURRICANES TAKING MILLIONS OF INNOCENT LIVES, DISEASES LIKE AIDS, DIABETES, ASTHMA, ETC .. GOD CAN'T INTERVENE AND STOP OR CURE THEM WHICH WILL BE GOOD EVIDENCE THAT HE EXISTS, BUT WE DON'T SEE THAT, INSTEAD WE CONTINUE TO LOSE OUR LOVED ONES. This seems to me that humans created this God in their image, character, and capabilities because humans are in love with themselves. |
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EA Miller |
“God is never-changing.†-Charles Stanley, TV Pastor
“Does that mean that the smell of burning animal sacrifices still pleases him?†-Me
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EA Miller |
Years ago in college, I took a blow off class "Understanding Fairy-Tale" as an elective during the summer when there weren't many courses available. I imagine that's pretty much the entire curriculum for a "theology student". |
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EA Miller |
Isn’t having a 401k retirement plan in direct opposition to a god who is supposedly able to meet all of your needs? |
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Pat Simons |
Of all the ways a person can spend their time, few things make less sense than attending church. |
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Pat Simons |
Religion needs to be consigned to the graveyard of bad ideas. |
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Pat Simons |
Few things divide people as effectively and pointlessly as does religion.
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