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Akanyang Canine Akanyang Canine It's Hard Convince People That Their Religion Is False Especially When They're Told It Is True By The People They Trust The Most. THEIR PARENTS
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Akanyang Canine Akanyang Canine Where is Jesus? In Heaven. What is he doing? Waiting for his people to join him. Where are Jesus's people? On earth. What are they doing? Waiting for Jesus to come back.
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Akanyang Canine Akanyang Canine If Jesus Died & Rose On The 03rd Day & Then Went To Heaven, Where Was He On The 01st Day He Died On & The Day Before He Rose?



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Akanyang Canine Akanyang Canine Dead bodies don't rise on the 03rd day, they decompose and start stinking.
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Akanyang Canine Akanyang Canine The Human brain is awesome. It functions 24 hours a day from the day you were born and only stops when you take Religion.
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Akanyang Canine Akanyang Canine If everyone has a right to believe what they want, then as religious parents you should quit taking your child to church with you because your child is not you.
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Akanyang Canine Akanyang Canine The existence of the universe and living creatures is not evidence for a god. It's evidence for the universe and living creatures.
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Sam Hill Sam Hill When you are educated to believe in lies, lies become the only truth.
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Ramakrishnan Gurumoorthy Ramakrishnan Gurumoorthy War is deadlier. So is Religion. But, Humanity is stronger than both. Then one fine day, man had the right to choose. And he chose GOD.

Now, Religion is deadlier than War
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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 Just remember this: One should NEVER put gods before Granddads and Grandmas. Granddads and Grandmas' exist, gods do not.
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EA Miller EA Miller It's simple... You can choose reason and rationality or you can choose religion.
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EA Miller EA Miller If "thoughts and prayers" are so valuable, why can't they be exchanged for goods, services, or cash?
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EA Miller EA Miller Do you know what makes more sense than praying for something you REALLY want? Just about anything! wink
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EA Miller EA Miller I would rather quote a road map than a bible. Then at least I’d be providing some real ‘direction’ in people’s lives!
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EA Miller EA Miller Thanking an invisible, non-existent god is ludicrous. Thank something ‘real’ that matters, like your mother, father, grandparents, co-workers, friends, etc…
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Enoch Author Enoch Author
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 On countless occasions I have been noogied, pummeled, stabbed, shot, torched, bitten, and beaten . . . and that’s just while reading the Old Testament. I won’t be going back to Sunday school again. - Ralph Metusi
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Pat Simons Pat Simons Why does god hate amputees? You never hear about anyone growing a new limb. He must be too busy punishing people with hurricanes and earthquakes.
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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 ALL gods are mortal. They die at the same time their believer dies.
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EA Miller EA Miller NEVER take fantasy literally. Otherwise you might stop thinking for yourself and believe some imaginary god is running your life. How absolutely absurd would that be?
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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 It's ridiculous that a group of so called "believers" fight tooth and nail to protect the group from ever learning the REAL truth.
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EA Miller EA Miller Would you hire a home-builder, caterer, or home health aide to take care of an elderly relative on pure faith without a solid list of references? Of course not! But this is exactly what religious folk do and they often base very important life decisions on it. It’s truly baffling!
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EA Miller EA Miller I’m just a figment of your imagination, always have been. Please seek help.


-GOD
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osirisnut osirisnut The same old argument. Nuns wear clothing from head to foot so why can't Muslim women? The answer is quite simple. Those brutal bitches want to. Whereas Muslim women must, 'cos it's mandatory.
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osirisnut osirisnut Christianity has the moral superiority of a turd. If the pope put a turd in a dress stuck a halo on the top and called it a saint Catholics would pray to it. And there is overwhelming evidence that it's been done in the past, some of the people (if not all) that have been made saints is questionable.
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EA Miller EA Miller Those of you who are “strong in the faith”, let me ask you this…

If you were diagnosed with a progressive disease like cancer, would you rather see a doctor for treatment or try to pray it away?
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EA Miller EA Miller Choose Atheism:

Because anything else is just ridiculous!
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EA Miller EA Miller All religious so-called holy books (Bible, Torah, Quran, Vedas, etc.,)love to tell people what to do, but...

Ask yourself, why would an extremely advanced, intelligent, supreme being give a rat’s ass about what a person wears, eats, or drinks?!
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EA Miller EA Miller Religion is a self-perpetuating fraud-system. Each indoctrinated generation indoctrinates the next. Church and clergy sit back and profit
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EA Miller EA Miller Atheism:

When that light bulb in your head FINALLY gets turned on!
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osirisnut osirisnut Atheism the non prophet organization.
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osirisnut osirisnut When the early Christians (sand dwellers) created their diety, little did they know that they created it with a multiple personality disorder. The father, The son and The spook. Or as they call it, The Trinity.
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EA Miller EA Miller Atheism:

Because life is too short to be a mindless religious drone!
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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 According to God: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, but by all means feel free to covet thy neighbour's children.
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Pat Simons Pat Simons Humanity's need of a redeemer is predicated on the story of a pair of nudists in the very distant past, who took dietary advice from a talking snake. All of which was written down by a never named third person who knew what was going on in the mind of god.
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EA Miller EA Miller I heard a Catholic cardinal on TV a few days ago talk about how “very compatible” science and religion are. Best laugh I had in months!
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Doug Stanhope Doug Stanhope If you really believe that death leads to eternal bliss, then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
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EA Miller EA Miller Belief in yourself and your abilities is much more advantageous than belief in a fictional god!
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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 A really successful lie evolves and takes on a life of its own. Holy books are full of such examples.
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EA Miller EA Miller "God is always the equivalent of ‘I do not know.’ "

— Annie Besant
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Dr. Idel Dreimer Dr. Idel Dreimer Religion -- the happy marriage of gullibility and mendacity. (Observation # 1095)
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osirisnut osirisnut Worshiping a god and flogging a dead horse have uncanny similarities you can do both all day long and the results would be the same.
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EA Miller EA Miller Jesus is Love? Read the bible quote below and you be the judge!

“If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.” – Luke 14.
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vivek viru vivek viru If David Copperfield, David Blaine were born before 2000 years ago. They would've been called as Gods.
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Enoch Author Enoch Author
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 Jesus Pie, I was once offered a slice. The crust was thin and it had no filling. It cost a lot and smelled fishy.
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osirisnut osirisnut For too long religion has enjoyed the benefit of the doubt, taking all the benefit and allowing none of the doubt. Pat Condell.
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EA Miller EA Miller How about replacing the United States ‘National Day of Prayer’ with a ‘National Day of Rational Thinking’?

Is that too much to ask? Probably!
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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 "If God didn't want us to be Atheist he should never have given us the power of thought." ~ Anthony W Allsop (Genesis)

Blimey! I'm even scratching my own head at that one!!
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osirisnut osirisnut If there are any of the inflicted (religious) reading this here is some advice just for you. Get off your knees, unclasp your hands throw away the beads the book and get a fucking life before it's too late.
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Enoch Author Enoch Author
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 They told me to pack carefully and plan a route to a destination from which no one has ever returned. Then they asked me for money...
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Enoch Author Enoch Author
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 Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.
― Victor J. Stenger
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Pat Simons Pat Simons If there was such a thing as doctrinal truth, there wouldn't be over 30,000 christian denominations.
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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 Theist: "Can you offer PROOF that God doesn't exist?"

Atheist: "Tell me what PROOF you require and I'll go get it."
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EA Miller EA Miller The United States was not founded as a “Christian nation” as many theists claim. Case in point, the Pledge of Allegiance did not contain the words “under God” until they were added in 1954 during the McCarthy Red Scare.
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Gwendolyn Gwynn Gwendolyn Gwynn We know much of the universe, which we have been taught. It is only through the eye of science we can see with our own eyes, and touch with our own hands, and learn new things -- this we demonstrate through empiricism.
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Gwendolyn Gwynn Gwendolyn Gwynn Science has achieved, and continues to achieve, immeasurably more than we can imagine. It has given us the knowledge to control our own lives, and the very destiny of our own species.
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Gwendolyn Gwynn Gwendolyn Gwynn We should stop lying to our children and thereby break the generational trap of religious addiction, which is being perpetuated by the systematic psychological abuse of children.
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EA Miller EA Miller This is the way cool thing about religion: you never have to take responsibility for anything, just blame it on those pesky demons!
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EA Miller EA Miller Who says atheists have no moral compass? Religious zealots of course. That doesn’t seem to carry much weight though when I would much rather donate my money to cancer research than to a shyster mega-church pastor.
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EA Miller EA Miller It is a physical impossibility for a fictitious invisible deity to have “a plan” for your life.
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EA Miller EA Miller Religion:

When being a superstitious moron is considered a good thing
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