top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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osirisnut |
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, It is the illusion of knowledge." |
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MR. Wolfe |
We dream of world peace, we dream of curing cancer, we dream of flying cars but we still want to teach religion instead of science
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osirisnut |
Men who want to join the priestcraft study for seven years, at the end of which they receive a Ph.D. in nonsense. |
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Kwasi Cyrus |
its easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled |
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osirisnut |
It's just beyond the realms of stupidity one of those crazy catholic priests has said, "celibacy is a gift". I bet if his cock could talk it would tell a different story. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
The Lord Has Risen: Fake News |
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osirisnut |
"Jesus Christ didn't exist". There is little evidence for a person known as Jesus existing in history, he is a fictional character invented by followers of Christianity to create a figure to worship. In 126 historical texts all written in the period during or soon after the supposed existence of Jesus, none mention him. "Jesus of Nazareth was nothing more than an urban (or desert) legend, likely an agglomeration of several evangelic and deluded rabbis who might have existed. Michael Paulkovich. |
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osirisnut |
It's ironic that the catholic church has a holy week especially when four of the days are named after Norse gods and three are named after planetary bodies. That must piss them off. |
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osirisnut |
I have been asked why do I hate religion so much? I reply you are mistaken I don't hate religion I fucking detest it and I treat it with the contempt it truly deserves. |
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Gordon Lamb |
In prayer, one goes alone into a dark place, and thinks of other people in a very specific way until the person praying feels better.
Funny, I've always called it masturbation. |
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Akanyang canine |
Life is too short to be ruled by fear of a God. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
You cannot reason people out of a position that they did not reason themselves into. ― Ben Goldacre, Bad Science |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Those who would renegotiate the boundaries between church and state must therefore answer a difficult question: why would we trade a system that has served us so well for one that has served others so poorly? ― Sandra Day O'Connor |
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osirisnut |
Making the sign of the cross is yet another sign, another sign of complete stupidity. |
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osirisnut |
The main difference between the bible and an onion, you don't cry when cutting up the bible. |
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osirisnut |
So christ over 2000 years ago could walk on water, raise the dead, turn water into wine, feed the multitudes with a couple of loaves and some fish and resurrect himself. In the 21st century, he's credited with his image appearing on toast, on a cheerio, on a tree stump and a dogs arse. etc etc. . . Yes god does work in mysterious ways wonders to perform. |
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osirisnut |
A mass grave of babies and toddlers has been discovered at a former catholic mother and baby home in Tuam, Ireland where up to 800 hundred died, government-appointed investigators said. Excavations at the site have uncovered an underground structure divided into 20 chambers containing "significant quantities of human remains", the judge-led commission said.... Some say the catholic church is the caring, compassionate and loving catholic church and some tell the fucking truth. |
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Malcolm Dodd |
A decent man gets blown up by an Islamist suicide-bomber, spends eternity watching the bomber shagging 72 virgins; not much justice in life, even less in death. |
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osirisnut |
"What I say to people who are against abortions is, if you are against it, don't have one." "If you are against gay marriage, don't get gay married. You won't like it. It's not for you! But live and let live." Michael Moore. |
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osirisnut |
The real reason why so many men join the priesthood, they failed clown college and the catholic church was the only alternative. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Atheism, saving the world one mind at a time. |
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Jed King |
If you call yourself a Philosopher and you claim the
existence of a supernatural God, you just ain't asking the right questions. |
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Pat Simons |
All religions are so obviously false as to be laughable. Except for mine. Mine is self-evident truth of the highest order, and I'll kill anyone who says otherwise. (Snark) |
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osirisnut |
The bible is chloroform in print. Christopher Hitchens. |
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osirisnut |
A long time ago on the 25th of December, a great man was born and by the age of thirty he had transformed the world that man's name was Sir Issac Newton. Neil degrasse Tyson . |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
The superior man does what is right. The inferior man turns to religion. John Aubrey |
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mhardy |
There is no life after death -- only death after life. |
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Manmohan Jadhav |
There is a power which is ruling this universe, but don't really have to name it as god or shit... |
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osirisnut |
Perverts, pedophiles and priests have the same first and last letters. Coincidence? I don't think so. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
That 'life after death' crap is rubbish. What we experience AFTER death will be equal to what we were experiencing BEFORE we were conceived.
It's that simple. |
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osirisnut |
Some ridiculous religious quotes. Hate the sin not the sinner. There's none so blind as those that can't see. If thine eye offends pluck it out if thine hand offends cut it off. And whoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also. Just makes you want to drop to your knees holding your sides and howling with laughter. |
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Lebohang Matjele |
Humans have sense, but if those sense can't detect the existence of the invisible then such thing doesn't exist. |
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Santeri Hantula |
I do not see what purpose other than giving comfort does religion fill in modern world. Even then it is just ignorant comfort. |
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mhardy |
Why don't the devotees of the Holy Ghost demonstrate against natural catastrophes which they themselves call an act of God? After all, HUMAN LIVES MATTER, don't they? |
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osirisnut |
When christians try to contact the dead (saints) the catholic church calls it praying, when others try to contact the dead the catholic church calls it satanic rituals. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
There's NO explaining piety:
"Yes, I believe in the bible. Except the bit about the creation. And perhaps that bit about Noah and the flood. Oh, and some of those miracles are too silly to be taken seriously and that story of a virgin giving birth is too daft to laugh at.
"So too is that account of someone rising from the dead. I ask you, who believes in zombies and ghosts, these days?
"But, yes. I believe in the bible." |
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osirisnut |
If the pope was ambidextrous he would be useless with both hands. |
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osirisnut |
Man has accomplished far more miracles than the god he invented. Rod Steiger. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Religion -- an intellectual colouring book for adults. (Observation #670) |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Religion -- the refuge of those for whom thinking is too much of a challenge. (Observation # 669)
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Santeri Hantula |
You can't expect me to take your religion if you yourself reject someone elses religion, especially if you try to convert the said religions into your own. |
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Santeri Hantula |
Religion is the first scientific theory and it has been proven wrong. Like all the theories that have been proven wrong we must move on to more reliable theories. |
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Wayne Adams |
Decaying Dogma fertilizes free thought. |
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osirisnut |
"Sheeple" a word that aptly describes the religious, people that are easily lead and unable to think for themselves. |
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Deacon Verter |
Christians say that God and Jesus are one. Yet if we replaced every "God" or "Jesus" in the Bible with "Godjesus," Christianity wouldn't last a year. |
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Deacon Verter |
Theists claim to base their morality "on God's will." This is just admitting that they are willing, if commanded by their god, to kill babies, kittens and puppies. And before you say "God wouldn't do that," please read your "holy" book again. |
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Deacon Verter |
Christians who say "God is love" have it half right: God IS a feeling, not a being, but just as often manifests as hatred. |
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Tubo Smith |
What if Jesus plea bargained probation instead of crucifixion?
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Hugh Roberts |
Christianity.
In the times of Jesus virgin births were common. A young woman who became pregnant out of wedlock was thrown into a pit and Christians pounded her and her unborn baby to a bloody pulp with stones. That's Christianity.
Doctors, having taken the hipocratic oath to save lives declared that young unmarried ladies in such a position were still virgins. Hence virgin births. It other words Jesus was an illegitimate bastard. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Fiction writers, magicians, politicians and priests are the only people rewarded for entertaining us with their lies†― Bangambiki Habyarimana |
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osirisnut |
Advice for the members of the priestcraft, pack up your dresses, silly fucking hats, crosses, beads, and your bullshit books and crawl back under the stones you have crawled out from under. And piss be with you all |
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
An impoverished, foreign occupied, unlearned, superstitious people whose only means of (mis)communication was by word of mouth, delivered the message of Jesus. Which may well have begun as someones failed attempt to pass on a joke among ancient Sephardic Jews. |
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
The question will soon be, whether enslaved minds, living in abject fear, convinced of perpetual vigilance and eternal torture, can be liberated rationally, and if not, how can we best mitigate the damage of the irrational among us without violating their natural rights in the manner they violated our own. |
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
Gullibility and fear are a match made in heaven. |
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EA Miller |
Loving another human being is perfectly natural. Loving a fictional invisible sky daddy and expecting him to grant you favors is delusional and worthy of long term mental health care. |
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EA Miller |
The day that religion meets its demise is the day when humans can truly be humane for the first time. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Why do some men get erections when there is no sexual attraction within maybe millions of miles?
'Cos sexual attraction is all in the mind, just like god. |
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EA Miller |
The only way to remotely use the Bible as a moral guide is to cherry-pick the hell out of it. |
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EA Miller |
Most atheist landlords I know would rent to a religious person as long as that person didn’t try to push religion on them. That being said, there’s a “snowball’s chance in hell†most religious landlords would knowingly rent to an atheist despite the circumstance. |
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Pat Simons |
Religion offers people an escape from a world that has been made worse than it has to be by religion. |
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