top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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EA Miller |
If you have achieved some success in life and state “I’d like to thank god first and foremost†then you are doing a great disservice to all of those real, flesh and blood human beings who actually helped to get you where you are. |
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EA Miller |
No new scientific or archaeological discovery ever supports a theistic explanation of anything. |
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EA Miller |
The day you start believe a god is guiding your life is the day you’ve given up on solving your own problems. |
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EA Miller |
The TRUE power of prayer...
When I'm thirsty, I go to the fridge and grab a bottle of water.
If I was thirsty, and 1,000,000 god-loving people prayed for a single bottle of water to materialise in my hand, I'd continue to be thirsty. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
When the dinosaurs were almost wiped out, the remaining smaller creatures survival evolved into mice which led on to Man.
DNA evidence shows that we still have a lot of mouse DNA in our blood. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
It's not that WE can't live without GOD, it's more to do with the fact that no GOD can exist without US.
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EA Miller |
Have you ever stopped and asked yourself why the gods of various religions act like very petty human beings? If not, you should. |
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EA Miller |
Nothing justifies hate, while rebranding it as righteous behaviour, more than organized religion. |
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Pat Simons |
Blind faith has always seemed to me to be the worst possible way to repay the gift of reason. |
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EA Miller |
All religious groups are cults. Some are just larger than others. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
God isn't immortal. However, the idea of God would appear to be. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
We should be able to read about the Devil's version of events. It's not too late for Satan's Biography to hit the shelves.
He could get ghost writers to do it, just like God did with his. |
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Pat Simons |
Few things bring out the worst in people quite like being convinced their behavior is sanctioned by the almighty. |
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EA Miller |
All I need to truly believe in anything is actual evidence, and religion has NEVER once provided me with that. |
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Pat Simons |
Few things irritate me more than the spectacle of politicians trying to out Jesus one another. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
"Creation Science" is the finest example of an oxymoron you will ever get |
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EA Miller |
I find it hard to believe that I am doomed to an “eternal lake of fire†just because I don’t believe in a ridiculous fairy-tale. |
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EA Miller |
Isn't it odd that so many different religions all claim to have the "one true God" ? I call shenanigans! |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
There was a time when we atheists were in the majority. It was just after Mankind created the first god. |
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EA Miller |
If you're comfortable with religion providing all of life's answers, you've become much too comfortable! |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
And another thing . . .
There's a fortune to be made by someone who can come up with an anti-religion vaccine. |
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Pat Simons |
Humans are conditioned to believe they need religion, because it's something that saves the clergy from having to seek honest work. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
There will come a time in the near future when NOBODY will be brave enough to admit to once believing in God.
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The Naked Truth. It doesn't matter a damn how much one dresses up a god, 'cos no matter what a god wears he will never be seen. |
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EA Miller |
You have to wonder why anyone would choose supernatural magic over data-driven science, but that's exactly what every religious person does on a daily basis. |
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EA Miller |
There’s religion, and then there’s reality.
Take your pick, but choose wisely!
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EA Miller |
If you have a deep seeded desire to love a fictional character, why not choose Santa? He's a heck of a lot nicer than that God character! |
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EA Miller |
If your happiness is contingent on the approval of an imaginary friend, then you need to grow up! |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Many theists KNOW in their heart that they are backing a loser, they just won't come out and admit it for fear of MAYBE being wrong.
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EA Miller |
Science:
When you’ve decided that the advice of ancient goat-herders from the Bronze Age just isn’t cutting it!
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EA Miller |
A secular humanist's poem:
Pray for a multitude of things
Despite its utter meaninglessness
Though your efforts seem noble
No relief is on the horizon
Still steady is the course
To absolutely nowhere
But keep in mind
You can abandon
Antiquated beliefs
And steer your own damn boat!
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I'll tell you what WOULD convince me there's an Afterlife. God puts up a selfie on social media with my mum and dad included in the picture, thumbs up and smiling.
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Father confessional time. "I've slept with all three of my sisters. And the cat." |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Here's a pertinent question on the origin of life.
If space explorers of the not too distant future discover primordial life existing on another planet or moon in our solar system, how will that life form be explained? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
What harm has religion ever done to anyone?
Damn! This 'Sarcasm font' I've just purchased on line today is fcukin' useless! |
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Pat Simons |
Myths are the self-evident truths of other eras that have been subjected to the scientific method. |
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EA Miller |
A wise person NEVER embraces the actions of fictional gods as a guideline to live life by since NOTHING good can come of it. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Monotheism is a move in the right direction, as the closer one is to having ONE god, the closer one is to having NO god. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Christians 'crossing' themselves in prayer to their god is just as offensive to me as Muslims calling out 'allahu akbar'. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Complex things do not begin with complexity, but with simplicity; that is why "God" is an unconvincing ultimate first cause for the universe -- he is never described as simple -- but always in terms of a powerful "divine" complexity. (Observation #1321) |
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EA Miller |
What all religions have in common is that they are faith based. People are taught to believe claims from some ancient text or self-proclaimed spiritual leader, instead of relying on their own senses, evidence and critical thinking.
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EA Miller |
“Of all the animosities which have existed among mankind, those which are caused by a difference of sentiments in religion appear to be the most inveterate and distressing, and ought to be deprecated. I was in hopes that the enlightened and liberal policy, which has marked the present age, would at least have reconciled Christians of every denomination so far that we should never again see the religious disputes carried to such a pitch as to endanger the peace of society.â€
~Founding Father George Washington, letter to Edward Newenham, October 20, 1792
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EA Miller |
"Many fanatical Christians are unable to accept historical events as they occurred and insist on altering history in order to fit their religious version of events."
-Shanna Babilonia
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EA Miller |
One of my favorite quotes given repeatedly by pastors:
“Sometimes it may seem like god isn’t answering your prayers, but he’s always working behind the scenes.â€
Of course the real reason is that non-existent mythical gods cannot grant wishes in the first place!
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Are we destined to be born again after death? Well, as I see it, we MAY be born again.
The thing is we will never be born to be exactly the same as we were born our lifetime ago.
We may even be born something Non-human. Even something Non-organic.
You might be living your next life as a haemorrhoid on a pastor's bottom or grain of sand on bottom of the deepest ocean.
Whatever. Congratulations on your future new existence. |
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EA Miller |
I truly admire the atheist population. Despite theists’ attempts to force religion upon them through early indoctrination, violence, exile, mass media, and multitudes of churches, mosques, and temples, they continue to think, evolve, and persist! |
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EA Miller |
Prayer has never fed the poor, taken care of the sick, or provided a home to those who are homeless. Those are simply acts of human kindness. |
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A.A. Lewis |
In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessings. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
When the waterholes were dry, people sought to drink at the mirage. ― Evelyn Waugh, |
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Carlos Mora |
Women should feel proud for not having written anything in the bible
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EA Miller |
What's truly mind-blowing is that many Christians will deny that their Bibles promote slavery. However, within the pages of their Bibles, it seems it was a regular part of life with no empathy at all for the slaves, but plenty of empathy for the slave-owners. |
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Kitalia Jones |
To blindly believe is foolish, to investigate is wise.... |
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Simple Boy |
God gave his teachings to nigger fucker nigger fucker passed the teachings to mother fucker who in turn instilled the teachings to the new contitution " in God we trust" this provoked ass fuckers who thought they had a better imaginary friend thus they started killing each other. |
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EA Miller |
Current "so-called democracies" seem to be theocracies in progress, allowing churches to accumulate massive wealth because of tax-exempt status while at the same time stripping people of their civil rights and endangering countless lives with their antiquated barbaric beliefs.
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Kitalia Jones |
If your god already knows the choices that his oh so special creations are going to make, then that whole "testing" thing is absolute bullshit.... You religious folks never stop to think about these kinds of things.... |
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EA Miller |
Christian apologist: "Jesus prophesied his own death and resurrection. He is God."
Me: "Wrong! When the prophesy and fulfillment are in the same book, it's just called foreshadowing (an element of fictional writing)."
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EA Miller |
We need to stop early childhood indoctrination now and let children think and discover the real world for themselves as they experience it. Otherwise, they may end up submerged in a religion and completely detached from reality.
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Pat Simons |
Those who want to be ruled by religion...already are. Unfortunately, they want their religion to rule everyone else, regardless of how those other people feel about it. |
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Pat Simons |
Preachers can wield a lot of power within their communities, and while power doesn't always corrupt, corrupt people are drawn to power like bugs to a porch light. |
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EA Miller |
Dave Ramsey (Christian finance guru), who does not require masks at Ramsey Solutions and said he would like to "start a crusade" against them, has had more than 100 cases of COVID-19 at his 800-employee company. They're planning a giant Christmas party. |
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